The Real Slim Shady (Instrumental) Lyrics
| Song | The Real Slim Shady (Instrumental) |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | The Real Slim Shady |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:02.41] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:04.49] | |
| [00:05.81] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.74] | |
| [00:08.68] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:11.31] | |
| [00:12.30] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.01] | We're going to have a problem here |
| [00:18.15] | Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:18.35] | （Verse 1） |
| [00:19.16] | |
| [00:20.48] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:23.18] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.10] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） |
| [00:27.39] | It's the return of the |
| [00:28.43] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:32.37] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.79] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） |
| [00:37.22] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.67] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him |
| [00:40.89] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.56] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:45.97] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.45] | but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms |
| [00:50.53] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:52.76] | but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:55.13] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:57.39] | and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [00:59.72] | and that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:02.03] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:04.44] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:05.75] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:07.72] | they got the discovery channel don't they |
| [01:09.32] | We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:12.25] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:14.02] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.98] | then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope |
| [01:18.38] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.59] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.74] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:22.96] | （Chorus） |
| [01:23.55] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:24.86] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:27.25] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [01:28.45] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:31.86] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:32.88] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:34.02] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.25] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.64] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:40.87] | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:41.11] | （Verse 2） |
| [01:41.96] | |
| [01:43.32] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:45.72] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.46] | Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.22] | But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird |
| [01:52.46] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:54.80] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:57.42] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:59.32] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.45] | And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:04.05] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:06.18] | yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.64] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.78] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） |
| [02:13.00] | I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.15] | So I've been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.23] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:19.96] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:20.77] | Who just don't give a fuck like me |
| [02:22.45] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.19] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.63] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.06] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.02] | （Chorus） |
| [02:27.04] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:27.98] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:29.14] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:31.34] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [02:32.76] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:36.16] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:37.18] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:38.29] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.82] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [02:41.99] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.19] | I'm like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:45.35] | （Verse 3） |
| [02:46.57] | Cause I'm only giving you |
| [02:47.71] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:50.11] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll |
| [02:52.88] | And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:55.24] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.77] | And whether you like to admit it （rip） |
| [02:58.29] | I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there |
| [03:01.29] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.50] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 |
| [03:06.41] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:08.38] | Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking |
| [03:10.89] | But this whole bag of viagra isn't working |
| [03:12.92] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:15.35] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:17.81] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:19.34] | screaming I don't give a fuck |
| [03:20.56] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:22.07] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:24.43] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.74] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:29.05] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.12] | （Chorus） |
| [03:31.29] | Cuz I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:32.29] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:33.54] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:35.85] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.09] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:40.49] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:41.53] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:42.75] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:45.03] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [03:46.27] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:49.68] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:50.71] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:51.91] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:54.28] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:55.56] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:58.89] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [04:00.06] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [04:01.08] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:03.22] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [04:04.62] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:08.07] | |
| [04:09.26] | The End |
| [00:02.41] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:04.49] | |
| [00:05.81] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.74] | |
| [00:08.68] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:11.31] | |
| [00:12.30] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.01] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:18.15] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:18.35] | Verse 1 |
| [00:19.16] | |
| [00:20.48] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:23.18] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.10] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:27.39] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:28.43] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:32.37] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.79] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:37.22] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.67] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:40.89] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.56] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:45.97] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.45] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:50.53] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:52.76] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:55.13] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:57.39] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [00:59.72] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:02.03] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:04.44] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:05.75] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:07.72] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:09.32] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:12.25] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:14.02] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.98] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:18.38] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.59] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.74] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:22.96] | Chorus |
| [01:23.55] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:24.86] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:27.25] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:28.45] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:31.86] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:32.88] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:34.02] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.25] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.64] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:40.87] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:41.11] | Verse 2 |
| [01:41.96] | |
| [01:43.32] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:45.72] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.46] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.22] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:52.46] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:54.80] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:57.42] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:59.32] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.45] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:04.05] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:06.18] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.64] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.78] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:13.00] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.15] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.23] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:19.96] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:20.77] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:22.45] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.19] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.63] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.06] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.02] | Chorus |
| [02:27.04] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:27.98] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:29.14] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:31.34] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:32.76] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:36.16] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:37.18] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:38.29] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.82] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:41.99] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.19] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:45.35] | Verse 3 |
| [02:46.57] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:47.71] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:50.11] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:52.88] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:55.24] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.77] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:58.29] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:01.29] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.50] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:06.41] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:08.38] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:10.89] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:12.92] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:15.35] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:17.81] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:19.34] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:20.56] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:22.07] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:24.43] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.74] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:29.05] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.12] | Chorus |
| [03:31.29] | Cuz I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:32.29] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:33.54] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:35.85] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.09] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:40.49] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:41.53] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:42.75] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:45.03] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:46.27] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:49.68] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:50.71] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:51.91] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:54.28] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:55.56] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:58.89] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [04:00.06] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:01.08] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:03.22] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:04.62] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:08.07] | |
| [04:09.26] | The End |
| [00:02.41] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:04.49] | |
| [00:05.81] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.74] | |
| [00:08.68] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:11.31] | |
| [00:12.30] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.01] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:18.15] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:18.35] | Verse 1 |
| [00:19.16] | |
| [00:20.48] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:23.18] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.10] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:27.39] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:28.43] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:32.37] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.79] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:37.22] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.67] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:40.89] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.56] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:45.97] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.45] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:50.53] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:52.76] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:55.13] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:57.39] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [00:59.72] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:02.03] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:04.44] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:05.75] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:07.72] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:09.32] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:12.25] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:14.02] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.98] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:18.38] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.59] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.74] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:22.96] | Chorus |
| [01:23.55] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:24.86] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:27.25] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:28.45] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:31.86] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:32.88] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:34.02] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.25] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.64] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:40.87] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:41.11] | Verse 2 |
| [01:41.96] | |
| [01:43.32] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:45.72] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.46] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.22] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:52.46] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:54.80] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:57.42] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:59.32] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.45] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:04.05] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:06.18] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.64] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.78] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:13.00] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.15] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.23] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:19.96] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:20.77] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:22.45] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.19] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.63] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.06] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.02] | Chorus |
| [02:27.04] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:27.98] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:29.14] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:31.34] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:32.76] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:36.16] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:37.18] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:38.29] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.82] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:41.99] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.19] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:45.35] | Verse 3 |
| [02:46.57] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:47.71] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:50.11] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:52.88] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:55.24] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.77] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:58.29] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:01.29] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.50] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:06.41] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:08.38] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:10.89] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:12.92] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:15.35] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:17.81] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:19.34] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:20.56] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:22.07] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:24.43] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.74] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:29.05] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.12] | Chorus |
| [03:31.29] | Cuz I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:32.29] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:33.54] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:35.85] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.09] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:40.49] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:41.53] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:42.75] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:45.03] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:46.27] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:49.68] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:50.71] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:51.91] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:54.28] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:55.56] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:58.89] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [04:00.06] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:01.08] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:03.22] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:04.62] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:08.07] | |
| [04:09.26] | The End |
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