[00:00.00] | Eminem- The Kids |
[00:00.01] | And everyone should get along.. |
[00:04.80] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
[00:08.12] | Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
[00:12.08] | His name is Mr. Shady |
[00:14.62] | Children quiet down please |
[00:16.60] | Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!) |
[00:18.56] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
[00:20.13] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!) |
[00:23.20] | Good luck Mr. Shady |
[00:25.26] | Hi there little boys and girls (Fuck you!) |
[00:26.80] | Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
[00:28.79] | But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) |
[00:31.20] | Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom |
[00:34.00] | and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
[00:37.08] | but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
[00:40.01] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
[00:41.93] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
[00:44.00] | when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
[00:47.23] | Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!) |
[00:50.52] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
[00:52.56] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
[00:55.22] | 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
[00:57.68] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
[01:00.50] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
[01:02.94] | But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker |
[01:05.10] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
[01:08.38] | You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." |
[01:11.53] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
[01:13.99] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
[01:16.66] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
[01:18.85] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
[01:21.86] | And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
[01:23.97] | and what it might do to you |
[01:27.52] | So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you |
[01:28.35] | See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) |
[01:29.80] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) |
[01:32.36] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) |
[01:34.82] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) |
[01:37.67] | So kids say no to drugs (that's right) |
[01:40.03] | So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) |
[01:42.68] | Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) |
[01:45.80] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
[01:48.26] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
[01:50.57] | FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) |
[01:53.60] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
[01:56.27] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
[01:58.50] | If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it |
[02:00.24] | Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
[02:03.54] | and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back |
[02:06.54] | So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back |
[02:08.75] | Meet Zach, twenty-one years old |
[02:10.74] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
[02:14.07] | and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys |
[02:16.65] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
[02:19.44] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
[02:22.67] | and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb} |
[02:24.92] | His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches |
[02:27.22] | He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH} |
[02:30.02] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
[02:32.56] | "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
[02:35.20] | cause they took it too, so they think it's funny |
[02:37.17] | So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
[02:40.55] | Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over |
[02:43.32] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga |
[02:46.28] | And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
[02:48.98] | So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you |
[02:51.62] | See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) |
[02:53.97] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) |
[02:56.36] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) |
[02:59.12] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) |
[03:01.85] | So kids say no to drugs (that's right) |
[03:04.55] | So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) |
[03:07.20] | Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) |
[03:09.82] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
[03:12.47] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
[03:14.57] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
[03:17.30] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
[03:19.94] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
[03:22.53] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
[03:25.06] | And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. |
[03:27.77] | And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?) |
[03:30.66] | Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair |
[03:33.09] | (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire |
[03:35.45] | Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?) |
[03:38.33] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
[03:41.04] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
[03:42.83] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?) |
[03:46.22] | cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!) |
[03:49.38] | See drugs are bad, it's a common fact |
[03:51.37] | But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!) |
[03:53.96] | But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. |
[03:56.62] | They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee |
[03:59.34] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault |
[04:04.86] | cause I'm bad for you |
[04:04.83] | See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) |
[04:07.54] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) |
[04:10.27] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) |
[04:12.97] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) |
[04:15.30] | So kids say no to drugs (that's right) |
[04:18.23] | So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) |
[04:21.07] | Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) |
[04:23.67] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
[04:26.50] | Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!) |
[04:29.18] | Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!) |
[04:32.74] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!) |
[04:37.10] | So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!) |
[04:41.24] | so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!) |
[04:45.55] | (Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!) |
[04:51.14] | (So, fucked up, right now..) |
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[04:57.79] | 编辑:猴子 |
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[00:00.00] | Eminem The Kids |
[00:00.01] | And everyone should get along.. |
[00:04.80] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
[00:08.12] | Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
[00:12.08] | His name is Mr. Shady |
[00:14.62] | Children quiet down please |
[00:16.60] | Brian don' t throw that Shut UP! |
[00:18.56] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
[00:20.13] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia He' s got AIDS! |
[00:23.20] | Good luck Mr. Shady |
[00:25.26] | Hi there little boys and girls Fuck you! |
[00:26.80] | Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
[00:28.79] | But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh? |
[00:31.20] | Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom |
[00:34.00] | and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
[00:37.08] | but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
[00:40.01] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
[00:41.93] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
[00:44.00] | when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
[00:47.23] | Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH! |
[00:50.52] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
[00:52.56] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
[00:55.22] | ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
[00:57.68] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
[01:00.50] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
[01:02.94] | But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker |
[01:05.10] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
[01:08.38] | You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr." |
[01:11.53] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
[01:13.99] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
[01:16.66] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
[01:18.85] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
[01:21.86] | And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
[01:23.97] | and what it might do to you |
[01:27.52] | So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you |
[01:28.35] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[01:29.80] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[01:32.36] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[01:34.82] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[01:37.67] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[01:40.03] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[01:42.68] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[01:45.80] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[01:48.26] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
[01:50.57] | FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh? |
[01:53.60] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
[01:56.27] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
[01:58.50] | If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it |
[02:00.24] | Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
[02:03.54] | and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back |
[02:06.54] | So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back |
[02:08.75] | Meet Zach, twentyone years old |
[02:10.74] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
[02:14.07] | and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys |
[02:16.65] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
[02:19.44] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
[02:22.67] | and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb |
[02:24.92] | His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches |
[02:27.22] | He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH |
[02:30.02] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
[02:32.56] | " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
[02:35.20] | cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny |
[02:37.17] | So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
[02:40.55] | Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over |
[02:43.32] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga |
[02:46.28] | And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
[02:48.98] | So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you |
[02:51.62] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[02:53.97] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[02:56.36] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[02:59.12] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[03:01.85] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[03:04.55] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[03:07.20] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[03:09.82] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[03:12.47] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
[03:14.57] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
[03:17.30] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
[03:19.94] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
[03:22.53] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
[03:25.06] | And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em.. |
[03:27.77] | And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what? |
[03:30.66] | Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair |
[03:33.09] | Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire |
[03:35.45] | Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh? |
[03:38.33] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
[03:41.04] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
[03:42.83] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come? |
[03:46.22] | cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!! |
[03:49.38] | See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact |
[03:51.37] | But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh! |
[03:53.96] | But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D. |
[03:56.62] | They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee |
[03:59.34] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault |
[04:04.86] | cause I' m bad for you |
[04:04.83] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[04:07.54] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[04:10.27] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[04:12.97] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[04:15.30] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[04:18.23] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[04:21.07] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[04:23.67] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[04:26.50] | Come on children, clap along Shut UP! |
[04:29.18] | Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick! |
[04:32.74] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me! |
[04:37.10] | So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis! |
[04:41.24] | so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit! |
[04:45.55] | Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh! |
[04:51.14] | So, fucked up, right now.. |
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[04:57.79] | bian ji: hou zi |
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[00:00.00] | Eminem The Kids |
[00:00.01] | And everyone should get along.. |
[00:04.80] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
[00:08.12] | Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
[00:12.08] | His name is Mr. Shady |
[00:14.62] | Children quiet down please |
[00:16.60] | Brian don' t throw that Shut UP! |
[00:18.56] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
[00:20.13] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia He' s got AIDS! |
[00:23.20] | Good luck Mr. Shady |
[00:25.26] | Hi there little boys and girls Fuck you! |
[00:26.80] | Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
[00:28.79] | But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh? |
[00:31.20] | Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom |
[00:34.00] | and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
[00:37.08] | but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
[00:40.01] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
[00:41.93] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
[00:44.00] | when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
[00:47.23] | Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH! |
[00:50.52] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
[00:52.56] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
[00:55.22] | ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
[00:57.68] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
[01:00.50] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
[01:02.94] | But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker |
[01:05.10] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
[01:08.38] | You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr." |
[01:11.53] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
[01:13.99] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
[01:16.66] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
[01:18.85] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
[01:21.86] | And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
[01:23.97] | and what it might do to you |
[01:27.52] | So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you |
[01:28.35] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[01:29.80] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[01:32.36] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[01:34.82] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[01:37.67] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[01:40.03] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[01:42.68] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[01:45.80] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[01:48.26] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
[01:50.57] | FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh? |
[01:53.60] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
[01:56.27] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
[01:58.50] | If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it |
[02:00.24] | Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
[02:03.54] | and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back |
[02:06.54] | So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back |
[02:08.75] | Meet Zach, twentyone years old |
[02:10.74] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
[02:14.07] | and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys |
[02:16.65] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
[02:19.44] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
[02:22.67] | and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb |
[02:24.92] | His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches |
[02:27.22] | He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH |
[02:30.02] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
[02:32.56] | " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
[02:35.20] | cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny |
[02:37.17] | So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
[02:40.55] | Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over |
[02:43.32] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga |
[02:46.28] | And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
[02:48.98] | So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you |
[02:51.62] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[02:53.97] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[02:56.36] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[02:59.12] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[03:01.85] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[03:04.55] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[03:07.20] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[03:09.82] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[03:12.47] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
[03:14.57] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
[03:17.30] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
[03:19.94] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
[03:22.53] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
[03:25.06] | And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em.. |
[03:27.77] | And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what? |
[03:30.66] | Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair |
[03:33.09] | Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire |
[03:35.45] | Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh? |
[03:38.33] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
[03:41.04] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
[03:42.83] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come? |
[03:46.22] | cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!! |
[03:49.38] | See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact |
[03:51.37] | But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh! |
[03:53.96] | But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D. |
[03:56.62] | They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee |
[03:59.34] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault |
[04:04.86] | cause I' m bad for you |
[04:04.83] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[04:07.54] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[04:10.27] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[04:12.97] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[04:15.30] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[04:18.23] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[04:21.07] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[04:23.67] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[04:26.50] | Come on children, clap along Shut UP! |
[04:29.18] | Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick! |
[04:32.74] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me! |
[04:37.10] | So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis! |
[04:41.24] | so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit! |
[04:45.55] | Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh! |
[04:51.14] | So, fucked up, right now.. |
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[04:57.79] | biān jí: hóu zi |
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