The Kids (from eminems the way i am cd single)

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Song The Kids (from eminems the way i am cd single)
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[00:00.00] Eminem- The Kids
[00:00.01] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62] Children quiet down please
[00:16.60] Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
[00:18.56] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
[00:23.20] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26] Hi there little boys and girls (Fuck you!)
[00:26.80] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79] But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:31.20] Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00] and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08] but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:40.01] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.93] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00] when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.23] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:50.52] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.56] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.22] 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:11.53] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.99] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.66] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.97] and what it might do to you
[01:27.52] So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:28.35] See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:29.80] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.36] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.82] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:37.67] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:40.03] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.68] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.80] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[01:48.26] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.57] FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.60] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.27] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.50] If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:00.24] Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.54] and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
[02:06.54] So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.75] Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:10.74] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:14.07] and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.65] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.44] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.67] and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.92] His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.22] He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:30.02] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.56] "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.20] cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.17] So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.55] Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.32] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:46.28] And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.98] So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
[02:51.62] See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.97] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.36] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:59.12] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.85] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[03:04.55] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:07.20] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.82] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[03:12.47] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:14.57] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.30] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.94] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.53] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.06] And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.77] And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.66] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:33.09] (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
[03:35.45] Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.33] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:41.04] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.83] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:46.22] cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:49.38] See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:51.37] But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.96] But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.62] They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.34] and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:04.86] cause I'm bad for you
[04:04.83] See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.54] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:10.27] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.97] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.30] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[04:18.23] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:21.07] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.67] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[04:26.50] Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
[04:29.18] Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
[04:32.74] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:37.10] So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
[04:41.24] so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
[04:45.55] (Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!)
[04:51.14] (So, fucked up, right now..)
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[04:57.79] 编辑:猴子
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[00:00.00] Eminem The Kids
[00:00.01] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62] Children quiet down please
[00:16.60] Brian don' t throw that Shut UP!
[00:18.56] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia He' s got AIDS!
[00:23.20] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26] Hi there little boys and girls Fuck you!
[00:26.80] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:31.20] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:40.01] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.93] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.23] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:50.52] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.56] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.22] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:11.53] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.99] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.66] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.97] and what it might do to you
[01:27.52] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:28.35] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:29.80] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:32.36] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:34.82] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:37.67] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:40.03] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:42.68] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:45.80] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:48.26] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.57] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.60] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.27] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.50] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.24] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.54] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:06.54] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.75] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:10.74] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:14.07] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.65] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.44] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.67] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.92] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:27.22] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:30.02] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.56] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.20] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.17] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.55] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.32] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:46.28] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.98] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:51.62] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:53.97] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:56.36] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:59.12] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.85] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:04.55] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:07.20] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:09.82] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:12.47] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:14.57] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.30] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.94] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.53] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.06] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:27.77] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.66] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:33.09] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:35.45] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:38.33] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:41.04] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.83] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:46.22] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:49.38] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:51.37] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:53.96] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:56.62] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.34] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:04.86] cause I' m bad for you
[04:04.83] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:07.54] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:10.27] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:12.97] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:15.30] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:18.23] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:21.07] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:23.67] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:26.50] Come on children, clap along Shut UP!
[04:29.18] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:32.74] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:37.10] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:41.24] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:45.55] Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!
[04:51.14] So, fucked up, right now..
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[04:55.28]
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[04:57.79] bian ji: hou zi
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[00:00.00] Eminem The Kids
[00:00.01] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62] Children quiet down please
[00:16.60] Brian don' t throw that Shut UP!
[00:18.56] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia He' s got AIDS!
[00:23.20] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26] Hi there little boys and girls Fuck you!
[00:26.80] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:31.20] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:40.01] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.93] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.23] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:50.52] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.56] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.22] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:11.53] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.99] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.66] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.97] and what it might do to you
[01:27.52] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:28.35] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:29.80] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:32.36] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:34.82] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:37.67] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:40.03] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:42.68] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:45.80] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:48.26] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.57] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.60] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.27] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.50] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.24] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.54] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:06.54] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.75] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:10.74] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:14.07] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.65] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.44] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.67] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.92] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:27.22] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:30.02] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.56] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.20] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.17] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.55] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.32] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:46.28] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.98] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:51.62] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:53.97] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:56.36] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:59.12] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.85] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:04.55] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:07.20] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:09.82] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:12.47] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:14.57] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.30] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.94] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.53] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.06] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:27.77] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.66] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:33.09] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:35.45] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:38.33] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:41.04] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.83] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:46.22] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:49.38] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:51.37] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:53.96] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:56.62] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.34] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:04.86] cause I' m bad for you
[04:04.83] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:07.54] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:10.27] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:12.97] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:15.30] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:18.23] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:21.07] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:23.67] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:26.50] Come on children, clap along Shut UP!
[04:29.18] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:32.74] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:37.10] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:41.24] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:45.55] Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!
[04:51.14] So, fucked up, right now..
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[04:55.28]
[04:56.20]
[04:57.79] biān jí: hóu zi
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