The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
| Song | The Real Slim Shady |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | The Hits And Unreleased |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.88] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:06.63] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:08.68] | |
| [00:09.34] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:11.89] | |
| [00:12.83] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:16.63] | |
| [00:17.46] | We're going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.02] | Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:20.92] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:23.92] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.48] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） |
| [00:27.23] | It's the return of the |
| [00:28.48] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:31.98] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.30] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） |
| [00:37.11] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.23] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him |
| [00:40.61] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.17] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:45.99] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.86] | but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms |
| [00:51.55] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:53.42] | but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.11] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.86] | and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:01.92] | and that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:04.11] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:06.23] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.23] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.54] | they got the discovery channel don't they |
| [01:09.98] | We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:12.98] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:14.42] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.98] | then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope |
| [01:18.55] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.67] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.92] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:23.54] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:24.67] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:26.36] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [01:27.80] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:31.16] | |
| [01:32.18] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:33.12] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:34.37] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.12] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.62] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:40.11] | |
| [01:41.13] | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:43.50] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:45.82] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.82] | Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.44] | But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird |
| [01:52.57] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:54.94] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:57.19] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:58.94] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.50] | And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:03.94] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:05.94] | yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.57] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.44] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） |
| [02:13.51] | I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.75] | So I've been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.38] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:20.01] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:20.88] | Who just don't give a fuck like me |
| [02:22.44] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.19] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.38] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.32] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.13] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:27.76] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:28.82] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:30.44] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [02:31.75] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:35.18] | |
| [02:36.12] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:37.12] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:38.37] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.31] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [02:41.93] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.12] | I'm like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:46.74] | Cause I'm only giving you |
| [02:47.93] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:49.69] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll |
| [02:52.44] | And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:55.07] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.88] | And whether you like to admit it （rip） |
| [02:58.44] | I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there |
| [03:00.57] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.13] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 |
| [03:05.57] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:07.63] | Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking |
| [03:10.32] | But this whole bag of viagra isn't working |
| [03:12.13] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:14.25] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:17.00] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:18.32] | screaming I don't give a fuck |
| [03:19.69] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:21.44] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:23.82] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.13] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:28.82] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.38] | Cuz I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:32.69] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:34.19] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:36.01] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.32] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:39.38] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:40.63] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:41.75] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:43.63] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [03:44.94] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:48.30] | |
| [03:49.36] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:50.04] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:51.17] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:52.80] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:54.48] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:56.97] | |
| [03:58.50] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:59.37] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [04:00.43] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:02.18] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [04:03.87] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [00:03.88] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:06.63] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:08.68] | |
| [00:09.34] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:11.89] | |
| [00:12.83] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:16.63] | |
| [00:17.46] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.02] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:20.92] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:23.92] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.48] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:27.23] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:28.48] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:31.98] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.30] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:37.11] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.23] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:40.61] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.17] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:45.99] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.86] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:51.55] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:53.42] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.11] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.86] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:01.92] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:04.11] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:06.23] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.23] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.54] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:09.98] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:12.98] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:14.42] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.98] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:18.55] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.67] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.92] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:23.54] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:24.67] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:26.36] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:27.80] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:31.16] | |
| [01:32.18] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:33.12] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:34.37] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.12] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.62] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:40.11] | |
| [01:41.13] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:43.50] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:45.82] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.82] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.44] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:52.57] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:54.94] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:57.19] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:58.94] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.50] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:03.94] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:05.94] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.57] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.44] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:13.51] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.75] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.38] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:20.01] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:20.88] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:22.44] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.19] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.38] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.32] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.13] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:27.76] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:28.82] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:30.44] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:31.75] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:35.18] | |
| [02:36.12] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:37.12] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:38.37] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.31] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:41.93] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.12] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:46.74] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:47.93] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:49.69] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:52.44] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:55.07] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.88] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:58.44] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:00.57] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.13] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:05.57] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:07.63] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:10.32] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:12.13] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:14.25] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:17.00] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:18.32] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:19.69] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:21.44] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:23.82] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.13] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:28.82] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.38] | Cuz I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:32.69] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:34.19] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:36.01] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.32] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:39.38] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:40.63] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:41.75] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:43.63] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:44.94] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:48.30] | |
| [03:49.36] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:50.04] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:51.17] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:52.80] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:54.48] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:56.97] | |
| [03:58.50] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:59.37] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:00.43] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:02.18] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:03.87] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [00:03.88] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:06.63] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:08.68] | |
| [00:09.34] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:11.89] | |
| [00:12.83] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:16.63] | |
| [00:17.46] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.02] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:20.92] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:23.92] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.48] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:27.23] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:28.48] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:31.98] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.30] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:37.11] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.23] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:40.61] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.17] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:45.99] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.86] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:51.55] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:53.42] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.11] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.86] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:01.92] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:04.11] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:06.23] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.23] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.54] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:09.98] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:12.98] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:14.42] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.98] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:18.55] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.67] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.92] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:23.54] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:24.67] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:26.36] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:27.80] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:31.16] | |
| [01:32.18] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:33.12] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:34.37] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.12] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.62] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:40.11] | |
| [01:41.13] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:43.50] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:45.82] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.82] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.44] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:52.57] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:54.94] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:57.19] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:58.94] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.50] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:03.94] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:05.94] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.57] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.44] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:13.51] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.75] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.38] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:20.01] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:20.88] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:22.44] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.19] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.38] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.32] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.13] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:27.76] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:28.82] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:30.44] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:31.75] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:35.18] | |
| [02:36.12] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:37.12] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:38.37] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.31] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:41.93] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.12] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:46.74] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:47.93] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:49.69] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:52.44] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:55.07] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.88] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:58.44] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:00.57] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.13] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:05.57] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:07.63] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:10.32] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:12.13] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:14.25] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:17.00] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:18.32] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:19.69] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:21.44] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:23.82] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.13] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:28.82] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.38] | Cuz I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:32.69] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:34.19] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:36.01] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.32] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:39.38] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:40.63] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:41.75] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:43.63] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:44.94] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:48.30] | |
| [03:49.36] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:50.04] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:51.17] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:52.80] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:54.48] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:56.97] | |
| [03:58.50] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:59.37] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:00.43] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:02.18] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:03.87] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
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