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Excrement |
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Exclimate, is that what you said? |
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My next defense, against these extra men |
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Who try to step to me and wanna have *** again |
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Vaseline |
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You little sickass, I'll spray em with gasoline |
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They try to jack me off with Vaseline |
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My ass is mean, I smash your spleen |
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When I crash the scene |
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Cell Phone |
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With a cell phone, now who the hell is home? |
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Y'all can't tell Paul how to throw me words |
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Animal Crackers |
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Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC's like a cannibal backwards |
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Ha ha, I got it, that's not it |
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Fake rappers been spotted |
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Broken Headphones |
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Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home |
| [00:34.103] |
You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones |
| [00:37.760] |
So I ain't trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother |
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Stretch Armstrong |
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Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming |
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Running with this **** when I kick a ***** in the stomach |
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And star wars, this car's a Taurus |
| [00:51.030] |
Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I'm drunk off |
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Peanut Butter |
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Off peanut butter, you see my **** and you start to stutter |
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Start to utter, words that you shouldn't utter |
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Mark Whalberg |
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Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I'mma step on him like ******* |
| [01:06.364] |
A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with |
| [01:09.237] |
Pulp Fiction |
| [01:11.144] |
With pulp fiction, yo I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction |
| [01:15.559] |
Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises |
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Brain Damage |
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Got brain damage, I'm dumber than rain man is |
| [01:23.762] |
There's mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich |
| [01:26.086] |
Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none |
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Fresh vegetables |
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With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you |
| [01:34.968] |
You're *****ual, and there's a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I |
| [01:39.827] |
Be- |
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Preparation H |
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Preparation H, you didn't even let me finish my rhyme |
| [01:43.850] |
Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this |
| [01:47.428] |
Microphone, cause I'mma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this |
| [01:50.615] |
I'm making you a promise, that what? Give me a word |
| [01:54.795] |
Nostradamus |
| [01:55.683] |
That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas |
| [01:59.863] |
And coming back to get your parents, well I have it |
| [02:02.580] |
These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold |
| [02:05.270] |
Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole |
| [02:07.830] |
Times Square |
| [02:08.274] |
In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I'm higher than con air |
| [02:13.107] |
Rappers don't want to see me, I'll butt **** Goldie Hawn bare |
| [02:16.137] |
In a lawn chair, cause I'm there |
| [02:17.966] |
Kurt Russell |
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With Kurt Russell, saying "come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?" |
| [02:23.765] |
I know you want it, I get blunted, then I |
| [02:26.299] |
Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees |
| [02:28.127] |
Taxicab |
| [02:29.329] |
With a taxicab, I'll smack a ***** with a maxi pad |
| [02:32.699] |
Where we going? Don't ask me dad |
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Leave me alone, I'm not trying, to even hear you |
| [02:38.080] |
Dad, I hope you're ****ing dying, off this porno mag |
| [02:42.260] |
Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass? |
| [02:44.820] |
Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary |
| [02:49.182] |
For the century, Slim Shady's is gonna be the illest |
| [02:51.141] |
Flamingos |
| [02:51.899] |
What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo |
| [02:55.556] |
Every single day, at the bingo hall, that's why my **** is single, small |
| [03:00.493] |
Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff? |
| [03:03.393] |
Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff? |
| [03:05.691] |
DT's fired |
| [03:06.632] |
But DT's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired |
| [03:11.438] |
Of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, I'm on top |
| [03:14.913] |
Taking records to the pawnshop, stretch |
| [03:17.316] |
Damn, see my big ick? Catch |
| [03:20.111] |
Put a D in front of it, rappers don't want none of it |
| [03:22.671] |
Coming with a ton of **** to spill, Slim Shady out, I get ill with the skill |
| [03:27.530] |
Baby, aight baby, Slim Shady |
| [03:32.963] |
Kick eighty million rhymes, till I'm older than Grady |
| [03:38.710] |
Spilled gravy, all over my damn navy blue avi |
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Bye bye |
