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Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth |
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My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth |
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I'm just a nerd cursed, with badly disturbed nerves |
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Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first |
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Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer Earth |
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So I'm here to rule the planet, starting with your turf |
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I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch |
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With smeared letters, running together in blurred spurts |
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I hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts |
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Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts |
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Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's |
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My first words were bleep-bleep and curse-curse |
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Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt |
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My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs |
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Yanking out my stitches, hollering, nurse nurse |
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You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse |
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Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church |
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But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps |
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And it's like that, and it's like that |