| Song | Can I Bitch |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | Raw & Uncut |
| [00:11.93] | uncle marshall! |
| [00:13.69] | will you tell us a bedtime story? |
| [00:18.94] | here we go... |
| [00:21.14] | now once upon a time not long ago |
| [00:22.87] | there was a little rapper about to blow |
| [00:25.07] | but his album came and it was not good |
| [00:27.36] | i think it went lead or double copper wood |
| [00:29.49] | so the silly little fans they were mislead |
| [00:31.32] | by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head |
| [00:33.41] | "me and you,'clef, we're gonna make some cash |
| [00:36.76] | grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass" |
| [00:40.17] | hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to |
| [00:41.78] | the ass-whippin' i'm about to administer |
| [00:43.14] | to this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister |
| [00:44.64] | stanabis, little marshall mathers' sister |
| [00:45.83] | and in this corner, we have the mister |
| [00:49.78] | not havin' it, it's the mad sinister |
| [00:51.78] | dr. evil with his bag of tricks for |
| [00:54.44] | this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin' |
| [00:55.60] | ex-ll cool j fan from windsor |
| [00:57.48] | i'm 'bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta |
| [00:59.51] | you bastard i ain't wanna have to diss ya |
| [01:03.37] | canabis, where the fuck you at? i miss ya! |
| [01:05.95] | can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch |
| [01:07.08] | where for art thou can-i-bitch? |
| [01:09.26] | please tell me what happened with |
| [01:12.27] | that style that you were rappin' with |
| [01:14.43] | can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch |
| [01:16.93] | are you from los angeles |
| [01:19.02] | new york or just a janitor |
| [01:21.07] | from canada? oh can-i-bitch |
| [01:23.62] | now at first i ain't really understand the shit |
| [01:25.71] | picture me for a second and imagine it |
| [01:27.74] | chillin' in the bat-mansion and relaxin' |
| [01:29.78] | when all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners |
| [01:32.03] | it's can-i-bitch on some "stan lives" shit |
| [01:35.27] | it creeped me out at first. man this is sick |
| [01:37.39] | for me, being just a sick, this conflict |
| [01:39.13] | gets my dick harder than arithmetic |
| [01:40.80] | and i know how you jealous ones envy |
| [01:43.46] | i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me |
| [01:45.87] | the first two letters you were tellin' me shit |
| [01:48.16] | like you respect me, like any other regular mc |
| [01:50.25] | the third letter you ask how come i ain't return |
| [01:52.97] | none of the messages at shady records you left me |
| [01:55.06] | the fourth letter:"slim, you really startin' to upset me!" |
| [01:57.29] | the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me |
| [01:59.62] | the sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building |
| [02:01.65] | this crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me! |
| [02:03.82] | so i went back and read the first few letters that said |
| [02:06.47] | some shit about a message you left |
| [02:08.25] | oh shit, that's not an "e" that's an "a" |
| [02:10.48] | this dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! |
| [02:12.70] | right away i'm on the phone with dr. dre |
| [02:14.96] | we got a bogey!（marshall i'm on the way） |
| [02:17.09] | can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch |
| [02:19.72] | where for art thou can-i-bitch? |
| [02:21.94] | please tell me what happened with |
| [02:23.97] | that style that you were rappin' with |
| [02:26.13] | can-i-bitch, oh can-i-bitch |
| [02:28.60] | are you from los angeles |
| [02:30.75] | new york or just a janitor |
| [02:32.79] | from canada? oh can-i-bitch |
| [02:35.41] | so in two seconds flat dre's at my crib |
| [02:37.11] | the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives |
| [02:39.60] | and neither one of us have canadian citizenship |
| [02:41.35] | shit. oh dre, wait a mintue |
| [02:43.88] | that's it |
| [02:44.34] | All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost |
| [02:46.58]We can fly over the border "Let's go" WOOSH!] | |
| [02:48.39] | So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed |
| [02:50.79]BOOSH!] | （What was that? Oh） Jermaine Dupri |
| [02:52.75] | Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste |
| [02:55.21] | Wait, backup hit him one more time in case |
| [02:57.88] | Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car |
| [03:00.05] | Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles |
| [03:01.63] | Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate |
| [03:03.75] | Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate |
| [03:06.48] | And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' |
| [03:08.69] | "He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way |
| [03:12.00] | "What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous |
| [03:14.23] | That Canibus turned into a television evangelist" |
| [03:15.83]Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH! BOOSH!] | |
| [03:18.25]BOOSH! BOOSH!] | （What was that?） Pet Shop Boys |
| [03:20.44] | So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted |
| [03:23.01] | His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted |
| [03:25.31] | He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love |
| [03:27.09] | I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done |
| [03:29.38] | So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ |
| [03:31.19] | He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife |
| [03:33.40] | He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more |
| [03:35.59] | But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw |
| [03:38.10] | Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up! |
| [03:39.75] | Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch! |
| [03:42.56] | Do somethin'! At least one punchline |
| [03:44.03] | C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9- |
| [03:47.42] | ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde |
| [03:49.44] | 'Bis c'mon answer me man respond! |
| [03:51.07] | Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars |
| [03:53.75] | Intergalatical metaphors from Mars! |
| [03:56.07] | Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs |
| [03:58.69] | Bite another line from Redman's song! |
| [04:00.51] | Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm |
| [04:02.67] | From a midget reaches out from under the car |
| [04:04.93] | It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither |
| [04:06.88] | Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether |
| [04:09.26] | We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again |
| [04:11.58] | （Compton!） Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again! |
| [04:13.62] | Stomp him! （switch feet） Stomp him! （switch again!） |
| [04:16.46] | Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him! |
| [04:18.78] | I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again （Damn） |
| [04:21.39] | He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again |
| [04:23.31]Chorus] | |
| [04:23.56] | Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch |
| [04:24.77] | Where for art thou Can-i-bitch? |
| [04:27.49] | Please tell me what happened with |
| [04:29.62] | That style that you were rappin' with |
| [04:31.75] | Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch |
| [04:34.23] | Are you from Los Angeles |
| [04:36.34] | New York or just a janitor |
| [04:38.36] | From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch |
| [00:11.93] | uncle marshall! |
| [00:13.69] | will you tell us a bedtime story? |
| [00:18.94] | here we go... |
| [00:21.14] | now once upon a time not long ago |
| [00:22.87] | there was a little rapper about to blow |
| [00:25.07] | but his album came and it was not good |
| [00:27.36] | i think it went lead or double copper wood |
| [00:29.49] | so the silly little fans they were mislead |
| [00:31.32] | by a nerdy internet computer hiphop head |
| [00:33.41] | " me and you,' clef, we' re gonna make some cash |
| [00:36.76] | grab the silver paint and let' s paint my ass" |
| [00:40.17] | hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to |
| [00:41.78] | the asswhippin' i' m about to administer |
| [00:43.14] | to this asskissin' little vaginal blister |
| [00:44.64] | stanabis, little marshall mathers' sister |
| [00:45.83] | and in this corner, we have the mister |
| [00:49.78] | not havin' it, it' s the mad sinister |
| [00:51.78] | dr. evil with his bag of tricks for |
| [00:54.44] | this little antagonist faggot dicksuckin' |
| [00:55.60] | exll cool j fan from windsor |
| [00:57.48] | i' m ' bout to murder little kenny fag keniffsta |
| [00:59.51] | you bastard i ain' t wanna have to diss ya |
| [01:03.37] | canabis, where the fuck you at? i miss ya! |
| [01:05.95] | canibitch, oh canibitch |
| [01:07.08] | where for art thou canibitch? |
| [01:09.26] | please tell me what happened with |
| [01:12.27] | that style that you were rappin' with |
| [01:14.43] | canibitch, oh canibitch |
| [01:16.93] | are you from los angeles |
| [01:19.02] | new york or just a janitor |
| [01:21.07] | from canada? oh canibitch |
| [01:23.62] | now at first i ain' t really understand the shit |
| [01:25.71] | picture me for a second and imagine it |
| [01:27.74] | chillin' in the batmansion and relaxin' |
| [01:29.78] | when all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners |
| [01:32.03] | it' s canibitch on some " stan lives" shit |
| [01:35.27] | it creeped me out at first. man this is sick |
| [01:37.39] | for me, being just a sick, this conflict |
| [01:39.13] | gets my dick harder than arithmetic |
| [01:40.80] | and i know how you jealous ones envy |
| [01:43.46] | i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me |
| [01:45.87] | the first two letters you were tellin' me shit |
| [01:48.16] | like you respect me, like any other regular mc |
| [01:50.25] | the third letter you ask how come i ain' t return |
| [01:52.97] | none of the messages at shady records you left me |
| [01:55.06] | the fourth letter:" slim, you really startin' to upset me!" |
| [01:57.29] | the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me |
| [01:59.62] | the sixth letter there' s a bomb threat in our building |
| [02:01.65] | this crazy motherfucker' s really tryin' to kill me! |
| [02:03.82] | so i went back and read the first few letters that said |
| [02:06.47] | some shit about a message you left |
| [02:08.25] | oh shit, that' s not an " e" that' s an " a" |
| [02:10.48] | this dude wants to leave me a " massage," he' s gay!! |
| [02:12.70] | right away i' m on the phone with dr. dre |
| [02:14.96] | we got a bogey! marshall i' m on the way |
| [02:17.09] | canibitch, oh canibitch |
| [02:19.72] | where for art thou canibitch? |
| [02:21.94] | please tell me what happened with |
| [02:23.97] | that style that you were rappin' with |
| [02:26.13] | canibitch, oh canibitch |
| [02:28.60] | are you from los angeles |
| [02:30.75] | new york or just a janitor |
| [02:32.79] | from canada? oh canibitch |
| [02:35.41] | so in two seconds flat dre' s at my crib |
| [02:37.11] | the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives |
| [02:39.60] | and neither one of us have canadian citizenship |
| [02:41.35] | shit. oh dre, wait a mintue |
| [02:43.88] | that' s it |
| [02:44.34] | All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost |
| [02:46.58]We can fly over the border "Let's go" WOOSH!] | |
| [02:48.39] | So we' re off to Toronto and we' re gainin' speed |
| [02:50.79]BOOSH!] | What was that? Oh Jermaine Dupri |
| [02:52.75] | Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste |
| [02:55.21] | Wait, backup hit him one more time in case |
| [02:57.88] | Okay .. fuck now he' s draggin' under the car |
| [03:00.05] | Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles |
| [03:01.63] | Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate |
| [03:03.75] | Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate |
| [03:06.48] | And tryin' to figure out what happened to ' Germaine Propaine' |
| [03:08.69] | " He couldn' t have fell off that hard" Ain' t no way |
| [03:12.00] | " What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous |
| [03:14.23] | That Canibus turned into a television evangelist" |
| [03:15.83]Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH! BOOSH!] | |
| [03:18.25]BOOSH! BOOSH!] | What was that? Pet Shop Boys |
| [03:20.44] | So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted |
| [03:23.01] | His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted |
| [03:25.31] | He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love |
| [03:27.09] | I figure if I stick him with a fork he' s done |
| [03:29.38] | So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ |
| [03:31.19] | He won' t die, this guy' s like a battered wife |
| [03:33.40] | He' s like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more |
| [03:35.59] | But he won' t fight back I cracked his jaw |
| [03:38.10] | Hold up, ' Bis quit foldin' up! |
| [03:39.75] | Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch! |
| [03:42.56] | Do somethin'! At least one punchline |
| [03:44.03] | C' mon till the meter reads 999 |
| [03:47.42] | tynine percent of my fans are blonde |
| [03:49.44] | ' Bis c' mon answer me man respond! |
| [03:51.07] | Tell me ' bout the sun rain moon and stars |
| [03:53.75] | Intergalatical metaphors from Mars! |
| [03:56.07] | Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs |
| [03:58.69] | Bite another line from Redman' s song! |
| [04:00.51] | Suddenly the stub from a dead man' s arm |
| [04:02.67] | From a midget reaches out from under the car |
| [04:04.93] | It' s JD, this motherfucker won' t die neither |
| [04:06.88] | Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether |
| [04:09.26] | We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again |
| [04:11.58] | Compton! Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again! |
| [04:13.62] | Stomp him! switch feet Stomp him! switch again! |
| [04:16.46] | Dre alright he' s dead dog, quit kickin him! |
| [04:18.78] | I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again Damn |
| [04:21.39] | He disappeared yo he' s gone he did it again |
| [04:23.31]Chorus] | |
| [04:23.56] | Canibitch, oh Canibitch |
| [04:24.77] | Where for art thou Canibitch? |
| [04:27.49] | Please tell me what happened with |
| [04:29.62] | That style that you were rappin' with |
| [04:31.75] | Canibitch, oh Canibitch |
| [04:34.23] | Are you from Los Angeles |
| [04:36.34] | New York or just a janitor |
| [04:38.36] | From Canada? Oh Canibitch |