If I Had $1,000,000

Song If I Had $1,000,000
Artist Barenaked Ladies
Album The Studio Album Collection 1992-2003

Lyrics

[00:25.96] If I Had $1,000,000
[00:32.13] I'd buy you a house
[00:35.23] I would buy you a house
[00:37.97] If I Had $1,000,000
[00:43.94] I'd buy you furniture for your house
[00:47.38] Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:49.97] If I Had $1,000,000
[00:55.93] I'd buy you a K-Car a nice Reliant automobile
[01:01.76] If I Had $1,000,000
[01:05.77] I'd buy your love
[01:13.81] If I Had $1,000,000
[01:17.42] I'd build a tree fort in our yard
[01:20.00] If I Had $1,000,000
[01:23.12] You could help it wouldn't be that hard
[01:26.26] If I Had $1,000,000
[01:29.02] Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
[01:31.95] We could just go up there and hang out
[01:33.03] Like open the fridge and stuff and
[01:35.89] There'd be foods laid out for us
[01:37.16] With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
[01:40.03] They have pre-wrapped sausages
[01:42.34] But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
[01:44.34] Well can you blame them Yeah
[01:46.59] If I Had $1,000,000
[01:53.43] I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat
[01:56.67] That's cruel
[01:58.78] If I Had $1,000,000
[02:05.06] I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu
[02:10.65] If I Had $1,000,000
[02:16.88] I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
[02:20.04] All them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.77] If I Had $1,000,000
[02:26.33] I'd buy your love
[02:34.38] If I Had $1,000,000
[02:37.65] We wouldn't have to walk to the store
[02:40.39] If I Had $1,000,000
[02:43.61] We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
[02:47.36] If I Had $1,000,000
[02:49.59] We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
[02:52.04] But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course
[02:53.90] We would we'd just eat more
[02:55.63] And buy really expensive ketchup with it
[02:58.62] That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup
[03:07.17] If I Had $1,000,000
[03:13.82] I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress
[03:17.66] That's cruel
[03:19.31] If I Had $1,000,000
[03:25.51] I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.33] If I Had $1,000,000
[03:37.56] I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey?
[03:43.26] If I Had $1,000,000
[03:46.90] I'd buy your LOVE
[03:55.13] If I Had $1,000,000
[03:58.08] If I Had $1,000,000
[04:01.17] If I Had $1,000,000
[04:03.90] If I Had $1,000,000
[04:14.45] I'd Be Rich