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Bloodhound Gang |
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One Fierce Beer Coaster |
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Shut Up |
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I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil |
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I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil |
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I get under your skin and I sebaceously form |
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I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn |
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Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh |
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Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef |
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Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find |
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Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine |
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I'm like Schneider one day at a time |
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I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind |
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To my wall like Daniel-son does |
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I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because |
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I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me |
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And I got more balls than the daily lottery |
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Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me |
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Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy |
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me |
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Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me |
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Second verse is different from the first |
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I'm Jimmy Pop I am |
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Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am |
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See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn |
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And I got a different angle like a parellelogram |
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And you'll be all ears like a field of corn |
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I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn |
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Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point |
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You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint |
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I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all |
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I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull |
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As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst |
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Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst |
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Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face |
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But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste |
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Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat |
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But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap |
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me |
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Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me |
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I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks |
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I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that |
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I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly |
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I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me |
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I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee |
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I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee |
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I hate people that think I care what they think |
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I hate people that think their ass don't stink |
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I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more |
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I hate killing people because I hate to keep score |
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I hate you but you hate yourself too |
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I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you |
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me |
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Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me |
