[00:01.09] | 嗷哈哈哈,紫霞,那臭猴子不会来接你电话啦 |
[00:06.04] | 还是快和我去拜天地吧 |
[00:08.00] | 不 我相信 我的意中人会踏着七彩云彩 |
[00:12.50] | 那姑娘的意中人正是贫僧的大徒弟 |
[00:15.30] | 我要你打 |
[00:17.25] | 紫霞姑娘太粗鲁了 |
[00:20.25] | 欸,打雷了刮风了快关手机啊 |
[00:27.45] | 唐三藏,我老牛今天大喜的日子 |
[00:31.38] | 求你了行吗 |
[00:32.85] | 您别说话了行吗 |
[00:35.50] | 嗯那好,那贫僧就不多说了 |
[00:38.50] | 贫僧给你们唱 |
[00:41.02] | 哗啦啦啦下雨了 |
[00:43.00] | 大家要把手机都关好 |
[00:46.13] | 轰隆隆隆打雷了 |
[00:47.82] | 不怕挨劈你就接着打它聊 |
[00:49.27] | 我让你跟这搅 |
[00:01.09] | ao ha ha ha, zi xia, na chou hou zi bu hui lai jie ni dian hua la |
[00:06.04] | hai shi kuai he wo qu bai tian di ba |
[00:08.00] | bu wo xiang xin wo de yi zhong ren hui ta zhe qi cai yun cai |
[00:12.50] | na gu niang de yi zhong ren zheng shi pin seng de da tu di |
[00:15.30] | wo yao ni da |
[00:17.25] | zi xia gu niang tai cu lu le |
[00:20.25] | ai, da lei le gua feng le kuai guan shou ji a |
[00:27.45] | tang san zang, wo lao niu jin tian da xi de ri zi |
[00:31.38] | qiu ni le xing ma |
[00:32.85] | nin bie shuo hua le xing ma |
[00:35.50] | na hao, na pin seng jiu bu duo shuo le |
[00:38.50] | pin seng gei ni men chang |
[00:41.02] | hua la la la xia yu le |
[00:43.00] | da jia yao ba shou ji dou guan hao |
[00:46.13] | hong long long long da lei le |
[00:47.82] | bu pa ai pi ni jiu jie zhe da ta liao |
[00:49.27] | wo rang ni gen zhe jiao |
[00:01.09] | áo hā hā hā, zǐ xiá, nà chòu hóu zi bú huì lái jiē nǐ diàn huà la |
[00:06.04] | hái shì kuài hé wǒ qù bài tiān dì ba |
[00:08.00] | bù wǒ xiāng xìn wǒ de yì zhōng rén huì tà zhe qī cǎi yún cǎi |
[00:12.50] | nà gū niáng de yì zhōng rén zhèng shì pín sēng de dà tú dì |
[00:15.30] | wǒ yào nǐ dǎ |
[00:17.25] | zǐ xiá gū niáng tài cū lǔ le |
[00:20.25] | āi, dǎ léi le guā fēng le kuài guān shǒu jī a |
[00:27.45] | táng sān zàng, wǒ lǎo niú jīn tiān dà xǐ de rì zi |
[00:31.38] | qiú nǐ le xíng ma |
[00:32.85] | nín bié shuō huà le xíng ma |
[00:35.50] | nà hǎo, nà pín sēng jiù bù duō shuō le |
[00:38.50] | pín sēng gěi nǐ men chàng |
[00:41.02] | huā lā lā la xià yǔ le |
[00:43.00] | dà jiā yào bǎ shǒu jī dōu guān hǎo |
[00:46.13] | hōng lōng lóng lóng dǎ léi le |
[00:47.82] | bù pà āi pī nǐ jiù jiē zhe dǎ tā liáo |
[00:49.27] | wǒ ràng nǐ gēn zhè jiǎo |