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Why won't Asian's have sex with me? |
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I'm really good at math and I love Bruce Lee |
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I want you to be my fortune cookie |
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Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me? |
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With me, oh no |
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I'm the kind of guy with a long sexual past |
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Get so much ass my cock needs a cast |
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Sex all the time, it gets so messy |
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I **** a lot of bitches like Uncle Jesse |
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But when it comes to a certain type of race |
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You Asian girls spray mace in my face |
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I do not understand what I'm doing wrong |
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That's why I wrote you Asian girls a special song |
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Why won't Asian's have sex with me? |
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I play the violin and I love sushi |
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I would like to perform some bukkake |
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Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me? |
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Met my first Asian when I was only three |
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First day of nursery, her name was Kim Lee |
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I crawled over quick to show her my thing |
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I got more love for than there were people in Beijing |
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I'm like "what's wrong baby? Why you being so shitty? At least let me play with your Hello Kitty" |
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She said "no, no, no. You're making me sick" |
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As she got into her mom's suped up Honda Civic |
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Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Civic |
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Is it 'cause I'm taller than 5'3? |
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Or is it 'cause there's hair on my body? |
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Is it 'cause I don't like to drink sake wine? |
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That you'll never, ever, ever love me long time |
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Is it 'cause I'm Eastern-European? |
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And I'm not sure if your Japanese, Chinese, or Korean |
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Is it 'cause I rarely go to the barber? |
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That you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor |
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(Oh!) |
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Just because I live in my mom's garage |
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There are no happy endings in my Asian massage |
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I love you girls from Japan to Manila |
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But you run away from me like I was freaking Godzilla |
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If I was fit and a little bit leaner |
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I could maybe kiss the Asian's at my local dry cleaner |
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But until the day happens, until the day comes |
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I'll never get my hands on my Asian plum |
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If you love me baby, my love will go far |
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I would even let you ride me like I was a car |
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But we'll be careful, I'll hold on tight |
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'Cause I've seen you Asian's drive before |
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And it's not a pretty sight heh ('cause you're Asian) |
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Oh, why won't Asian's have sex with me? |
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All I really want is Asian pussy |
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I try and I try and I never succeed |
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Oh why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me? |
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With me-ee-ee-ee oh no |
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Lick my balls |