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Well it's prom night, I'm all alone and man I feel so lame |
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Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams |
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but she doesn't even know my name |
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As I stare my heart skips a beat |
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she leaves me breathless I can't pretend |
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I know that I can't offer her much |
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but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend |
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You may never want me |
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But love for you is true |
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So everywhere I go girl |
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I'll be touching myself to you |
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Oh...I will masturbate to you in the shower |
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In the cafeteria during lunch hour |
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Gonna play with myself in my Parents' car...to you |
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Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach |
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In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth |
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I'll never see you again after tonight |
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But I will masturbate to you for life |
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Don't dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love |
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You can write poetry |
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me I will rub and tug |
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I'll never hold you |
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Lay with you in the sand |
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Go live your life girl |
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Cause I'll being making love to my hand |
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Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend |
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On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween |
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Stroking every single night of Hanukah...to you |
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Oh, I will masturbate to you over seas |
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On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen |
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Honey go with him |
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I'll be alright |
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Cause I will masturbate to you for life |
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Life is so lonely without you |
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There's only so much jerking one guy can do |
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But why this devotion |
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I've wasted all my lotion |
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Baby I was blind but now I can see |
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Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me |
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Every single birthday and anniversary |
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In the delivery room as our first child is born |
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I will masturbate to you and you alone |
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Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home |
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You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow |
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So I will masturbate |
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And I will masturbate |
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So will masturbate |
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To you |
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right now |
