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No more mister anonymous |
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No more world that is Nick Bottomless |
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My name will be synonymous |
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With being on the top |
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I can see it now |
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I'm the cats meow |
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It's a hit- pow |
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It's gonna be great |
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Gonna be great |
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Everywhere I go |
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They will love me so |
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Hail my name oh |
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It's gonna be great |
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Gonna be great |
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Master Bottom, you're such a wonderful writer |
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(You really think so?) |
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And your talent is talent beyond compare |
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(Why thank you!) |
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You're a star, you are and you couldn't be brighter |
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(Now you're just embarrassing me.) |
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You're a real visionary |
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(Thank you Jesus and hail Mary!) |
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This Bottom's gonna be on top |
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This Bottom's gonna be on top |
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Man I'm gonna sizzle |
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Man I'm gonna pop |
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And this Bottom's gonna be on top |
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This is heaven sent |
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Feeling confident |
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Money well spent, it's gonna be great |
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Gonna be great |
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Throw a big parade |
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Praises will be made |
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Complimets paid, it's gonna be great |
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Gonna be great |
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Me and baby are so eternally grateful |
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(You're who I'm doing it for!) |
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Thank you for our cottage in the woods |
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(You deserve it!) |
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If gratitude were food, I'd have a big plateful |
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(Nice metaphor bro!) |
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(You're the greatest!) |
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(You da man!) |
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(I really shouldn't say it, but yes I am!) |
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This Bottom's gonna be on top |
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This Bottom's gonna be on top |
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Once I get going, never gonna stop and |
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This Bottom's going to be on top |
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We are the royalty of the renaissance writers |
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Now we're handing down the crown to you |
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You were a nobody, but then overnight you're someone |
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Better than the rest of us |
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Now you are the best of us |
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Not so fast |
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Hello Will |
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I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight |
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The Thompson(?) eh? thou surely doth jest |
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I say on my honour here I doth protest |
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Yawn |
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Rhyming that is so 1580's |
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Oh yeah? |
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Well |
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If you wanna make it to the top |
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Then you're gonna have to go through me |
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Coz on the top is where I live and |
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I will not be giving it up that easily |
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So there |
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Oh man I have been waiting |
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For this moment for so long |
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I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch |
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Oh no you wont |
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Oh yes i will |
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Oh no you wont |
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Oh yes i will |
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Oh no you wont |
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Oh yes I will |
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Oh no you won't my accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours |
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In your dreams |
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I am the best |
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You can't be the best because I am the best |
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I have written twelve plays and each one is a testament to my great skill |
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I am the Will |
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I wrote the taming of the shrew |
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And Richard three and Richard two |
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And Henry's four and five and six |
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And Titus Andronicus |
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And oh did I forget, |
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Romeo and Juliet |
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Well I have just written the thing |
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That the critics are calling |
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The greatest thing they've ever seen |
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The people are loving it |
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Can't get enough of it |
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Everyone even including the queen |
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She recently invited me |
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To her castle where she knighted me |
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And privately she told me that you're |
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Not any good |
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Not any good |
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Not any good |
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Not any good |
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And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit |
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And nothing's as good as my musical omelette |
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Wait a minute |
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You wrote omelette? |
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Yes |
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I never thought that I would meet my equal |
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But I can see that I've been bested by the best |
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Maybe we could partner on a sequel |
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Oh my how the tide has turned |
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let's review what have we learned see |
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You were here but now we've swapped so |
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Kiss this Bottom I'm on the top |
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Yeah right where I wanna be |
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Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top |
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