| [00:00.00] | 那些年，我们没追到的女孩 |
| [00:05.05] | 演唱：五色石南叶/苏郁青 |
| [00:10.49] | |
| [00:12.09] | 有一天我在校园里面捡到一分钱 |
| [00:19.41] | 把它交给了面前长发姑娘手里面 |
| [00:28.82] | 虽然旁边那短发姑娘斜了我一眼 |
| [00:38.68] | 胸毛前的红领巾还是显得更鲜艳呀更鲜艳 |
| [00:50.56] | 没啥事你突然要请客装什么土豪 |
| [00:58.28] | 干嘛要给我介绍对象搞得像传销 |
| [01:07.79] | 说短发姑娘美若天仙兼人品可靠 |
| [01:17.70] | 九成九是那长发姑娘被你看上了呀看上了 |
| [01:28.13] | （苏：上次你也说美若天仙，可人家长得跟王母娘娘一样好吗。 |
| [01:32.51] | 伍：上次是我不对，可这次肯定不是，你一定要拉兄弟一把呀！） |
| [01:37.59] | 兄弟讲义气 |
| [01:40.39] | 这次就靠你 |
| [01:42.80] | 能出好主意 |
| [01:45.30] | 请吃肯德基 |
| [01:47.56] | （伍：要不你丝袜拿一叠，套头上装色狼去吓唬她俩。 |
| [01:53.67] | 我装见义勇为的路人，挺身而出当护花使者怎么样？） |
| [01:56.93] | 要想谈恋爱 |
| [01:59.88] | 得是高富帅 |
| [02:02.23] | 别随便乱来 |
| [02:04.45] | 不然说拜拜 |
| [02:07.33] | （苏：不行，最近保安都升级成了战斗力超神的中年大妈。 |
| [02:11.32] | 惊动的话凶多吉少，说不定还要介绍隔壁班玉凤给我俩。） |
| [02:16.94] | 苏：伍夏秋你倒是想个明白 |
| [02:20.74] | 伍夏秋你倒是给点力呀 |
| [02:25.30] | 伍：苏郁青你倒是出个主意 |
| [02:30.16] | 苏郁青你倒是长点心呀 |
| [02:36.03] | （苏：我看你啊，还是找校门口王师傅洗剪吹去吧？ |
| [02:39.63] | 伍：不行不行！王师傅那儿忒狠了！上次李狗蛋哭着回来了。） |
| [02:44.83] | （伍：想了一下，你还是借我套阿迪王装高富帅吧！ |
| [02:48.75] | 苏：我靠！你怎么好意思开口！我还要穿着去见小薇呢。） |
| [02:55.02] | 伍：兄弟讲义气 |
| [02:57.32] | 这次就靠你 |
| [02:59.48] | 能出好主意 |
| [03:01.88] | 请喝王老吉 |
| [03:04.84] | 苏：要想谈恋爱 |
| [03:06.66] | 得是高富帅 |
| [03:08.71] | 别随便乱来 |
| [03:11.22] | 等着被活埋 |
| [03:14.21] | 苏：伍夏秋你是个大怂货呀 |
| [03:18.88] | 伍夏秋你有本事你上呀 |
| [03:23.55] | 伍：苏郁青你是个大二逼呀 |
| [03:28.36] | 苏郁青你肯定嫉妒我呀 |
| [03:33.37] | （伍：呸！苏郁青，你好大的口气啊，拿好，你的益达。 |
| [03:38.78] | 苏：不，是你的益达，你很有想法，跟我学做菜吧） |
| [03:43.43] | 合：追女孩哪有那么简单 |
| [03:47.63] | 追不到你又能怎么办 |
| [03:53.07] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [03:57.89] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [04:03.47] | （伍：唉，老苏啊，我再也不相信爱情了。 |
| [04:06.66] | 苏：老伍，又咋了啊？ |
| [04:08.97] | 伍：短发妹子是人家女朋友。 |
| [04:11.07] | 苏：哦，对哦，忘了提醒你，性别不一样怎么谈恋爱啊？ |
| [04:15.42] | 伍：还是好基友一生推靠谱点儿啊。 |
| [04:18.27] | 苏：再见！雷cry了好吗！ |
| [04:20.97] | 伍：老苏！难道你不记得十九年前大明湖畔的伍夏秋吗？ |
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| [00:00.00] | nei xie nian, wo men mei zhui dao de nv hai |
| [00:05.05] | yan chang: wu se shi nan ye su yu qing |
| [00:10.49] | |
| [00:12.09] | you yi tian wo zai xiao yuan li mian jian dao yi fen qian |
| [00:19.41] | ba ta jiao gei le mian qian chang fa gu niang shou li mian |
| [00:28.82] | sui ran pang bian na duan fa gu niang xie le wo yi yan |
| [00:38.68] | xiong mao qian de hong ling jin hai shi xian de geng xian yan ya geng xian yan |
| [00:50.56] | mei sha shi ni tu ran yao qing ke zhuang shen me tu hao |
| [00:58.28] | gan ma yao gei wo jie shao dui xiang gao de xiang chuan xiao |
| [01:07.79] | shuo duan fa gu niang mei ruo tian xian jian ren pin ke kao |
| [01:17.70] | jiu cheng jiu shi na chang fa gu niang bei ni kan shang le ya kan shang le |
| [01:28.13] | su: shang ci ni ye shuo mei ruo tian xian, ke ren jia zhang de gen wang mu niang niang yi yang hao ma. |
| [01:32.51] | wu: shang ci shi wo bu dui, ke zhe ci ken ding bu shi, ni yi ding yao la xiong di yi ba ya! |
| [01:37.59] | xiong di jiang yi qi |
| [01:40.39] | zhe ci jiu kao ni |
| [01:42.80] | neng chu hao zhu yi |
| [01:45.30] | qing chi ken de ji |
| [01:47.56] | wu: yao bu ni si wa na yi die, tao tou shang zhuang se lang qu xia hu ta lia. |
| [01:53.67] | wo zhuang jian yi yong wei de lu ren, ting shen er chu dang hu hua shi zhe zen me yang? |
| [01:56.93] | yao xiang tan lian ai |
| [01:59.88] | de shi gao fu shuai |
| [02:02.23] | bie sui bian luan lai |
| [02:04.45] | bu ran shuo bai bai |
| [02:07.33] | su: bu xing, zui jin bao an dou sheng ji cheng le zhan dou li chao shen de zhong nian da ma. |
| [02:11.32] | jing dong de hua xiong duo ji shao, shuo bu ding hai yao jie shao ge bi ban yu feng gei wo lia. |
| [02:16.94] | su: wu xia qiu ni dao shi xiang ge ming bai |
| [02:20.74] | wu xia qiu ni dao shi gei dian li ya |
| [02:25.30] | wu: su yu qing ni dao shi chu ge zhu yi |
| [02:30.16] | su yu qing ni dao shi zhang dian xin ya |
| [02:36.03] | su: wo kan ni a, hai shi zhao xiao men kou wang shi fu xi jian chui qu ba? |
| [02:39.63] | wu: bu xing bu xing! wang shi fu na er te hen le! shang ci li gou dan ku zhe hui lai le. |
| [02:44.83] | wu: xiang le yi xia, ni hai shi jie wo tao a di wang zhuang gao fu shuai ba! |
| [02:48.75] | su: wo kao! ni zen me hao yi si kai kou! wo hai yao chuan zhe qu jian xiao wei ne. |
| [02:55.02] | wu: xiong di jiang yi qi |
| [02:57.32] | zhe ci jiu kao ni |
| [02:59.48] | neng chu hao zhu yi |
| [03:01.88] | qing he wang lao ji |
| [03:04.84] | su: yao xiang tan lian ai |
| [03:06.66] | de shi gao fu shuai |
| [03:08.71] | bie sui bian luan lai |
| [03:11.22] | deng zhe bei huo mai |
| [03:14.21] | su: wu xia qiu ni shi ge da song huo ya |
| [03:18.88] | wu xia qiu ni you ben shi ni shang ya |
| [03:23.55] | wu: su yu qing ni shi ge da er bi ya |
| [03:28.36] | su yu qing ni ken ding ji du wo ya |
| [03:33.37] | wu: pei! su yu qing, ni hao da de kou qi a, na hao, ni de yi da. |
| [03:38.78] | su: bu, shi ni de yi da, ni hen you xiang fa, gen wo xue zuo cai ba |
| [03:43.43] | he: zhui nv hai na you na me jian dan |
| [03:47.63] | zhui bu dao ni you neng zen me ban |
| [03:53.07] | la la la la la la la la la |
| [03:57.89] | la la la la la la la la la |
| [04:03.47] | wu: ai, lao su a, wo zai ye bu xiang xin ai qing le. |
| [04:06.66] | su: lao wu, you za le a? |
| [04:08.97] | wu: duan fa mei zi shi ren jia nv peng you. |
| [04:11.07] | su: o, dui o, wang le ti xing ni, xing bie bu yi yang zen me tan lian ai a? |
| [04:15.42] | wu: hai shi hao ji you yi sheng tui kao pu dian er a. |
| [04:18.27] | su: zai jian! lei cry le hao ma! |
| [04:20.97] | wu: lao su! nan dao ni bu ji de shi jiu nian qian da ming hu pan de wu xia qiu ma? |
| [04:30.68] |
| [00:00.00] | nèi xiē nián, wǒ men méi zhuī dào de nǚ hái |
| [00:05.05] | yǎn chàng: wǔ sè shí nán yè sū yù qīng |
| [00:10.49] | |
| [00:12.09] | yǒu yì tiān wǒ zài xiào yuán lǐ miàn jiǎn dào yī fēn qián |
| [00:19.41] | bǎ tā jiāo gěi le miàn qián cháng fà gū niáng shǒu lǐ miàn |
| [00:28.82] | suī rán páng biān nà duǎn fā gū niáng xié le wǒ yī yǎn |
| [00:38.68] | xiōng máo qián de hóng lǐng jīn hái shì xiǎn de gèng xiān yàn ya gèng xiān yàn |
| [00:50.56] | méi shà shì nǐ tū rán yào qǐng kè zhuāng shén me tǔ háo |
| [00:58.28] | gàn ma yào gěi wǒ jiè shào duì xiàng gǎo dé xiàng chuán xiāo |
| [01:07.79] | shuō duǎn fā gū niáng měi ruò tiān xiān jiān rén pǐn kě kào |
| [01:17.70] | jiǔ chéng jiǔ shì nà cháng fà gū niáng bèi nǐ kàn shàng le ya kàn shàng le |
| [01:28.13] | sū: shàng cì nǐ yě shuō měi ruò tiān xiān, kě rén jiā zhǎng de gēn wáng mǔ niáng niáng yí yàng hǎo ma. |
| [01:32.51] | wǔ: shàng cì shì wǒ bú duì, kě zhè cì kěn dìng bú shì, nǐ yí dìng yào lā xiōng dì yī bǎ ya! |
| [01:37.59] | xiōng dì jiǎng yì qi |
| [01:40.39] | zhè cì jiù kào nǐ |
| [01:42.80] | néng chū hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [01:45.30] | qǐng chī kěn dé jī |
| [01:47.56] | wǔ: yào bù nǐ sī wà ná yī dié, tào tóu shàng zhuāng sè láng qù xià hu tā liǎ. |
| [01:53.67] | wǒ zhuāng jiàn yì yǒng wéi de lù rén, tǐng shēn ér chū dāng hù huā shǐ zhě zěn me yàng? |
| [01:56.93] | yào xiǎng tán liàn ài |
| [01:59.88] | dé shì gāo fù shuài |
| [02:02.23] | bié suí biàn luàn lái |
| [02:04.45] | bù rán shuō bài bài |
| [02:07.33] | sū: bù xíng, zuì jìn bǎo ān dōu shēng jí chéng le zhàn dòu lì chāo shén de zhōng nián dà mā. |
| [02:11.32] | jīng dòng de huà xiōng duō jí shǎo, shuō bù dìng hái yào jiè shào gé bì bān yù fèng gěi wǒ liǎ. |
| [02:16.94] | sū: wǔ xià qiū nǐ dǎo shì xiǎng gè míng bái |
| [02:20.74] | wǔ xià qiū nǐ dǎo shì gěi diǎn lì ya |
| [02:25.30] | wǔ: sū yù qīng nǐ dǎo shì chū gè zhǔ yì |
| [02:30.16] | sū yù qīng nǐ dǎo shì zhǎng diǎn xīn ya |
| [02:36.03] | sū: wǒ kàn nǐ a, hái shì zhǎo xiào mén kǒu wáng shī fū xǐ jiǎn chuī qù ba? |
| [02:39.63] | wǔ: bù xíng bù xíng! wáng shī fū nà ér tè hěn le! shàng cì lǐ gǒu dàn kū zhe huí lái le. |
| [02:44.83] | wǔ: xiǎng le yī xià, nǐ hái shì jiè wǒ tào ā dí wáng zhuāng gāo fù shuài ba! |
| [02:48.75] | sū: wǒ kào! nǐ zěn me hǎo yì sī kāi kǒu! wǒ hái yào chuān zhe qù jiàn xiǎo wēi ne. |
| [02:55.02] | wǔ: xiōng dì jiǎng yì qi |
| [02:57.32] | zhè cì jiù kào nǐ |
| [02:59.48] | néng chū hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [03:01.88] | qǐng hē wáng lǎo jí |
| [03:04.84] | sū: yào xiǎng tán liàn ài |
| [03:06.66] | dé shì gāo fù shuài |
| [03:08.71] | bié suí biàn luàn lái |
| [03:11.22] | děng zhe bèi huó mái |
| [03:14.21] | sū: wǔ xià qiū nǐ shì gè dà sǒng huò ya |
| [03:18.88] | wǔ xià qiū nǐ yǒu běn shì nǐ shàng ya |
| [03:23.55] | wǔ: sū yù qīng nǐ shì gè dà èr bī ya |
| [03:28.36] | sū yù qīng nǐ kěn dìng jí dù wǒ ya |
| [03:33.37] | wǔ: pēi! sū yù qīng, nǐ hǎo dà de kǒu qì a, ná hǎo, nǐ de yì dá. |
| [03:38.78] | sū: bù, shì nǐ de yì dá, nǐ hěn yǒu xiǎng fǎ, gēn wǒ xué zuò cài ba |
| [03:43.43] | hé: zhuī nǚ hái nǎ yǒu nà me jiǎn dān |
| [03:47.63] | zhuī bú dào nǐ yòu néng zěn me bàn |
| [03:53.07] | la la la la la la la la la |
| [03:57.89] | la la la la la la la la la |
| [04:03.47] | wǔ: āi, lǎo sū a, wǒ zài yě bù xiāng xìn ài qíng le. |
| [04:06.66] | sū: lǎo wǔ, yòu zǎ le a? |
| [04:08.97] | wǔ: duǎn fā mèi zǐ shì rén jiā nǚ péng yǒu. |
| [04:11.07] | sū: ó, duì ó, wàng le tí xǐng nǐ, xìng bié bù yí yàng zěn me tán liàn ài a? |
| [04:15.42] | wǔ: hái shì hǎo jī yǒu yī shēng tuī kào pǔ diǎn ér a. |
| [04:18.27] | sū: zài jiàn! léi cry le hǎo ma! |
| [04:20.97] | wǔ: lǎo sū! nán dào nǐ bù jì de shí jiǔ nián qián dà míng hú pàn de wǔ xià qiū ma? |
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