| Song | Shia LaBeouf (Live) |
| Artist | Rob Cantor |
| Album | Shia LaBeouf Live |
| [00:00.85] | You're walking in the woods |
| [00:03.06] | There's no one around and your phone is dead |
| [00:06.27] | Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him |
| [00:08.52] | Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:10.74] | He's following you about thirty feet back |
| [00:13.43] | He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint |
| [00:17.16] | He's gaining on you |
| [00:18.35] | Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:21.29] | You're looking for your car but you're all turned around |
| [00:24.37] | He's almost upon you now, and you can see... |
| [00:26.80] | There's blood on his face |
| [00:28.29] | My God, there's blood everywhere! |
| [00:30.58] | Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:33.09] | He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:35.69] | Lurking in the shadows |
| [00:38.10] | Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:40.62] | Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) |
| [00:43.11] | Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) |
| [00:45.54] | Eating all the bodies |
| [00:48.19] | Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:51.58] | Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him |
| [00:55.09] | But you're hopelessly lost yourself |
| [00:57.52] | Stranded with a murderer |
| [00:59.00] | You creep silently through the underbrush |
| [01:01.39] | Aha! |
| [01:02.52] | In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope! |
| [01:06.49] | You move stealthily toward it... |
| [01:08.42] | But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! |
| [01:11.04] | Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) |
| [01:13.46] | Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) |
| [01:15.93] | Now you're on the doorstep |
| [01:18.41] | Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:20.92] | Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) |
| [01:23.61] | But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) |
| [01:25.75] | You're sneaking up behind him |
| [01:28.67] | Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:31.20] | Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:33.53] | Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:36.00] | Stab it in his kidney |
| [01:38.57] | Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:42.32] | You limp into the dark woods |
| [01:44.16] | Blood oozing from your stump leg |
| [01:47.86] | You've beaten Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:51.03] | Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise! |
| [01:53.49] | There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes |
| [01:55.95] | But you can do Jiu Jitsu |
| [01:58.62] | Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:01.01] | Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:03.48] | Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:06.03] | You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:08.50] | But blood is draining fast from your stump leg |
| [02:11.02] | He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left |
| [02:13.37] | You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck |
| [02:16.10] | You're chopping off his head now |
| [02:18.60] | You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:21.96] | His head topples to the floor, expressionless |
| [02:26.23] | You fall to your knees and catch your breath |
| [02:29.76] | You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:33.92] |
| [00:00.85] | You' re walking in the woods |
| [00:03.06] | There' s no one around and your phone is dead |
| [00:06.27] | Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him |
| [00:08.52] | Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:10.74] | He' s following you about thirty feet back |
| [00:13.43] | He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint |
| [00:17.16] | He' s gaining on you |
| [00:18.35] | Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:21.29] | You' re looking for your car but you' re all turned around |
| [00:24.37] | He' s almost upon you now, and you can see... |
| [00:26.80] | There' s blood on his face |
| [00:28.29] | My God, there' s blood everywhere! |
| [00:30.58] | Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:33.09] | He' s brandishing a knife, it' s Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:35.69] | Lurking in the shadows |
| [00:38.10] | Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:40.62] | Living in the woods Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:43.11] | Killing for sport Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:45.54] | Eating all the bodies |
| [00:48.19] | Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf |
| [00:51.58] | Now it' s dark, and you seem to have lost him |
| [00:55.09] | But you' re hopelessly lost yourself |
| [00:57.52] | Stranded with a murderer |
| [00:59.00] | You creep silently through the underbrush |
| [01:01.39] | Aha! |
| [01:02.52] | In the distance, a small cottage with a light on hope! |
| [01:06.49] | You move stealthily toward it... |
| [01:08.42] | But your leg! Ah! It' s caught in a bear trap! |
| [01:11.04] | Gnawing off your leg quiet, quiet |
| [01:13.46] | Limping to the cottage quiet, quiet |
| [01:15.93] | Now you' re on the doorstep |
| [01:18.41] | Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:20.92] | Sharpening an axe Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:23.61] | But he doesn' t hear you enter Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:25.75] | You' re sneaking up behind him |
| [01:28.67] | Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:31.20] | Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:33.53] | Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:36.00] | Stab it in his kidney |
| [01:38.57] | Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:42.32] | You limp into the dark woods |
| [01:44.16] | Blood oozing from your stump leg |
| [01:47.86] | You' ve beaten Shia LaBeouf |
| [01:51.03] | Wait! He isn' t dead! Shia surprise! |
| [01:53.49] | There' s a gun to your head and death in his eyes |
| [01:55.95] | But you can do Jiu Jitsu |
| [01:58.62] | Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:01.01] | Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:03.48] | Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:06.03] | You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:08.50] | But blood is draining fast from your stump leg |
| [02:11.02] | He' s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left |
| [02:13.37] | You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck |
| [02:16.10] | You' re chopping off his head now |
| [02:18.60] | You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:21.96] | His head topples to the floor, expressionless |
| [02:26.23] | You fall to your knees and catch your breath |
| [02:29.76] | You' re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf |
| [02:33.92] |