| [00:13.180] | 司徒：来者可是 深夜空虚骚想干的诸葛孔明 |
| [00:19.180] | 丞相：不是 |
| [00:20.180] | 司徒：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 我明白 |
| [00:24.180] | 丞相：你懂蛋蛋 |
| [00:27.180] | 司徒：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 不如试试老夫的旋翼假杰宝 |
| [00:32.180] | 司徒：一发入魂 瞬间爆炸 嘟嘟 郭将军 大家全说棒！ |
| [00:53.180] | 现在就戴上这跟假杰宝 |
| [00:57.180] | 打个的 带着杰宝回家 |
| [01:00.180] | 洗一洗 你必然会爱上它 |
| [01:05.180] | 自此以后就无法自拔 |
| [01:08.180] | 有了它 你就会活的潇洒 |
| [01:12.180] | 没有它 你就是个席八 |
| [01:15.180] | 现在就 来一发 杰宝真大 |
| [01:19.180] | 以后生存无法没有它 |
| [01:23.180] | 有了这根假杰宝 |
| [01:25.180] | 基友就是个笑话 |
| [01:27.180] | 假杰宝 真伟大 世界就在我X下 |
| [01:30.180] | 大杰宝 真不假 B站基佬需要它 |
| [01:35.180] | 现在就抢购这杰宝 |
| [01:38.180] | 你问我 抢购这杰宝的方法 |
| [01:41.180] | 现在就加老夫关注吧 |
| [01:46.180] | 大杰宝 这几天 是最低价 |
| [01:48.180] | 只要基佬你1998 |
| [01:54.180] | 丞相：我原以为 |
| [01:55.180] | 司徒：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:58.180] | 丞相：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我原以为 |
| [02:03.180] | 司徒：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:08.180] | 丞相：我原以为你身位汉朝老臣 |
| [02:12.180] | 来到阵前 面对两军将士（打断无效） |
| [02:14.180] | 必有粗鄙之语 没想到 竟说出如此高论 |
| [02:21.180] | 现在就戴上这根假杰宝 |
| [02:25.180] | 打个的 带着杰宝回家 |
| [02:29.180] | 洗一洗 你必然会爱上它 |
| [02:32.180] | 自此以后就无法自拔 |
| [02:37.180] | 有了它 你就会活的潇洒 |
| [02:39.180] | 没有它 你就是个席八 |
| [02:43.180] | 现在就 来一发 杰宝真大 |
| [02:48.180] | 以后生存无法没有它 |
| [02:51.180] | 有了这根假杰宝 |
| [02:52.180] | 基友就是个笑话 |
| [02:55.180] | 假杰宝 真伟大 世界就在我X下 |
| [02:58.180] | 大杰宝 真不假 B站基佬需要它 |
| [03:02.180] | 现在就抢购这杰宝 |
| [03:05.180] | 你问我 抢购这杰宝的方法 |
| [03:09.180] | 现在就加老夫关注吧 |
| [03:13.180] | 大杰宝 这几天 是最低价 |
| [03:16.180] | 只要基佬你1998 |
| [03:21.180] | 只要基佬你1998 |
| [03:24.180] | 只要基佬你1998 |
| [03:27.180] | 丞相：包邮 |
| [03:31.180] | 司徒：顺丰 |
| [00:13.180] | si tu: lai zhe ke shi shen ye kong xu sao xiang gan de zhu ge kong ming |
| [00:19.180] | cheng xiang: bu shi |
| [00:20.180] | si tu: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wo ming bai |
| [00:24.180] | cheng xiang: ni dong dan dan |
| [00:27.180] | si tu: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bu ru shi shi lao fu de xuan yi jia jie bao |
| [00:32.180] | si tu: yi fa ru hun shun jian bao zha du du guo jiang jun da jia quan shuo bang! |
| [00:53.180] | xian zai jiu dai shang zhe gen jia jie bao |
| [00:57.180] | da ge de dai zhe jie bao hui jia |
| [01:00.180] | xi yi xi ni bi ran hui ai shang ta |
| [01:05.180] | zi ci yi hou jiu wu fa zi ba |
| [01:08.180] | you le ta ni jiu hui huo de xiao sa |
| [01:12.180] | mei you ta ni jiu shi ge xi ba |
| [01:15.180] | xian zai jiu lai yi fa jie bao zhen da |
| [01:19.180] | yi hou sheng cun wu fa mei you ta |
| [01:23.180] | you le zhe gen jia jie bao |
| [01:25.180] | ji you jiu shi ge xiao hua |
| [01:27.180] | jia jie bao zhen wei da shi jie jiu zai wo X xia |
| [01:30.180] | da jie bao zhen bu jia B zhan ji lao xu yao ta |
| [01:35.180] | xian zai jiu qiang gou zhe jie bao |
| [01:38.180] | ni wen wo qiang gou zhe jie bao de fang fa |
| [01:41.180] | xian zai jiu jia lao fu guan zhu ba |
| [01:46.180] | da jie bao zhe ji tian shi zui di jia |
| [01:48.180] | zhi yao ji lao ni 1998 |
| [01:54.180] | cheng xiang: wo yuan yi wei |
| [01:55.180] | si tu: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:58.180] | cheng xiang: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wo yuan yi wei |
| [02:03.180] | si tu: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:08.180] | cheng xiang: wo yuan yi wei ni shen wei han chao lao chen |
| [02:12.180] | lai dao zhen qian mian dui liang jun jiang shi da duan wu xiao |
| [02:14.180] | bi you cu bi zhi yu mei xiang dao jing shuo chu ru ci gao lun |
| [02:21.180] | xian zai jiu dai shang zhe gen jia jie bao |
| [02:25.180] | da ge de dai zhe jie bao hui jia |
| [02:29.180] | xi yi xi ni bi ran hui ai shang ta |
| [02:32.180] | zi ci yi hou jiu wu fa zi ba |
| [02:37.180] | you le ta ni jiu hui huo de xiao sa |
| [02:39.180] | mei you ta ni jiu shi ge xi ba |
| [02:43.180] | xian zai jiu lai yi fa jie bao zhen da |
| [02:48.180] | yi hou sheng cun wu fa mei you ta |
| [02:51.180] | you le zhe gen jia jie bao |
| [02:52.180] | ji you jiu shi ge xiao hua |
| [02:55.180] | jia jie bao zhen wei da shi jie jiu zai wo X xia |
| [02:58.180] | da jie bao zhen bu jia B zhan ji lao xu yao ta |
| [03:02.180] | xian zai jiu qiang gou zhe jie bao |
| [03:05.180] | ni wen wo qiang gou zhe jie bao de fang fa |
| [03:09.180] | xian zai jiu jia lao fu guan zhu ba |
| [03:13.180] | da jie bao zhe ji tian shi zui di jia |
| [03:16.180] | zhi yao ji lao ni 1998 |
| [03:21.180] | zhi yao ji lao ni 1998 |
| [03:24.180] | zhi yao ji lao ni 1998 |
| [03:27.180] | cheng xiang: bao you |
| [03:31.180] | si tu: shun feng |
| [00:13.180] | sī tú: lái zhě kě shì shēn yè kōng xū sāo xiǎng gàn de zhū gě kǒng míng |
| [00:19.180] | chéng xiàng: bú shì |
| [00:20.180] | sī tú: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā wǒ míng bái |
| [00:24.180] | chéng xiàng: nǐ dǒng dàn dàn |
| [00:27.180] | sī tú: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā bù rú shì shì lǎo fū de xuán yì jiǎ jié bǎo |
| [00:32.180] | sī tú: yī fà rù hún shùn jiān bào zhà dū dū guō jiāng jūn dà jiā quán shuō bàng! |
| [00:53.180] | xiàn zài jiù dài shang zhè gēn jiǎ jié bǎo |
| [00:57.180] | dǎ gè de dài zhe jié bǎo huí jiā |
| [01:00.180] | xǐ yī xǐ nǐ bì rán huì ài shàng tā |
| [01:05.180] | zì cǐ yǐ hòu jiù wú fǎ zì bá |
| [01:08.180] | yǒu le tā nǐ jiù huì huó de xiāo sǎ |
| [01:12.180] | méi yǒu tā nǐ jiù shì gè xí bā |
| [01:15.180] | xiàn zài jiù lái yī fà jié bǎo zhēn dà |
| [01:19.180] | yǐ hòu shēng cún wú fǎ méi yǒu tā |
| [01:23.180] | yǒu le zhè gēn jiǎ jié bǎo |
| [01:25.180] | jī yǒu jiù shì gè xiào huà |
| [01:27.180] | jiǎ jié bǎo zhēn wěi dà shì jiè jiù zài wǒ X xià |
| [01:30.180] | dà jié bǎo zhēn bù jiǎ B zhàn jī lǎo xū yào tā |
| [01:35.180] | xiàn zài jiù qiǎng gòu zhè jié bǎo |
| [01:38.180] | nǐ wèn wǒ qiǎng gòu zhè jié bǎo de fāng fǎ |
| [01:41.180] | xiàn zài jiù jiā lǎo fū guān zhù ba |
| [01:46.180] | dà jié bǎo zhè jǐ tiān shì zuì dī jià |
| [01:48.180] | zhǐ yào jī lǎo nǐ 1998 |
| [01:54.180] | chéng xiàng: wǒ yuán yǐ wéi |
| [01:55.180] | sī tú: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:58.180] | chéng xiàng: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā wǒ yuán yǐ wéi |
| [02:03.180] | sī tú: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:08.180] | chéng xiàng: wǒ yuán yǐ wéi nǐ shēn wèi hàn cháo lǎo chén |
| [02:12.180] | lái dào zhèn qián miàn duì liǎng jūn jiàng shì dǎ duàn wú xiào |
| [02:14.180] | bì yǒu cū bǐ zhī yǔ méi xiǎng dào jìng shuō chū rú cǐ gāo lùn |
| [02:21.180] | xiàn zài jiù dài shang zhè gēn jiǎ jié bǎo |
| [02:25.180] | dǎ gè de dài zhe jié bǎo huí jiā |
| [02:29.180] | xǐ yī xǐ nǐ bì rán huì ài shàng tā |
| [02:32.180] | zì cǐ yǐ hòu jiù wú fǎ zì bá |
| [02:37.180] | yǒu le tā nǐ jiù huì huó de xiāo sǎ |
| [02:39.180] | méi yǒu tā nǐ jiù shì gè xí bā |
| [02:43.180] | xiàn zài jiù lái yī fà jié bǎo zhēn dà |
| [02:48.180] | yǐ hòu shēng cún wú fǎ méi yǒu tā |
| [02:51.180] | yǒu le zhè gēn jiǎ jié bǎo |
| [02:52.180] | jī yǒu jiù shì gè xiào huà |
| [02:55.180] | jiǎ jié bǎo zhēn wěi dà shì jiè jiù zài wǒ X xià |
| [02:58.180] | dà jié bǎo zhēn bù jiǎ B zhàn jī lǎo xū yào tā |
| [03:02.180] | xiàn zài jiù qiǎng gòu zhè jié bǎo |
| [03:05.180] | nǐ wèn wǒ qiǎng gòu zhè jié bǎo de fāng fǎ |
| [03:09.180] | xiàn zài jiù jiā lǎo fū guān zhù ba |
| [03:13.180] | dà jié bǎo zhè jǐ tiān shì zuì dī jià |
| [03:16.180] | zhǐ yào jī lǎo nǐ 1998 |
| [03:21.180] | zhǐ yào jī lǎo nǐ 1998 |
| [03:24.180] | zhǐ yào jī lǎo nǐ 1998 |
| [03:27.180] | chéng xiàng: bāo yóu |
| [03:31.180] | sī tú: shùn fēng |
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