[00:10.00] | 银角大王:"我叫你一声,你敢答应吗?" |
[00:12.00] | 孙悟空:"嗯?"银角大王:"答应吗?!" |
[00:13.00] | 孙悟空:"嗯?"银角大王:"答应吗?!"孙悟空:"嗯嗯?" |
[00:14.00] | 孙悟空:"哎呀,谁怕谁呀,嗯嗯?哈哈哈哈!嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯?嘿嘿嘿~" |
[00:21.00] | 孙悟空:"咋地咋地蒙了吧?哼哼嘿嘿!蒙了吧?哼哼嘿嘿!" |
[00:25.00] | 孙悟空:"你看你看我这个是咋买咋买的?" |
[00:27.00] | 银角大王:"你那你那葫芦从哪儿来的?" |
[00:28.30] | 孙悟空:"哼哼嘿嘿!你那破玩意儿是从哪儿从哪儿来滴?" |
[00:31.30] | 银角大王:"我这个葫芦,是在是在太上老君藤上摘~下来的。" |
[00:36.00] | 孙悟空:"哎呀呀呀呀别装别装了,吹牛逼了逼了逼了~" |
[00:39.00] | 孙悟空:"我这个葫芦娃送滴,葫芦娃送滴。" |
[00:42.20] | 银角大王:"我不信!" |
[00:43.00] | 孙悟空:"送滴,送滴,诶嘿嘿~" |
[00:45.00] | 银角大王:"我不信!"孙悟空:"你不信?" |
[00:46.00] | 银角大王:"我不信!"孙悟空:"你不信?" |
[00:47.80] | 孙悟空:"葫芦娃说了,我这个是公滴,你那个是母滴,母滴母滴,母滴~" |
[00:52.00] | 孙悟空:"你那个都怀孕了,怀孕怀孕了,见着我这个,不好使不好使不好使~" |
[00:57.00] | 银角大王:"先不管雌雄,我叫你一声,你敢答应吗?!" |
[01:00.00] | 孙悟空:"来呗来呗,谁怕谁呀,哎呀哼,哼,哎呀哼,哼~嗯,谁怕谁呀,哎呀哼,哼~嗯" |
[01:08.00] | 银角大王:"行者,行者,行者行者孙~!" |
[01:11.11] | 孙悟空:"哼哼,干鸡毛?" |
[01:14.00] | 银角大王:"行者孙!?" |
[01:16.80] | 孙悟空:"干鸡毛啊?嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~干鸡毛?" |
[01:20.00] | 银角大王:"孙,孙,孙行者?" |
[01:22.00] | 孙悟空:"干,干,干**毛?" |
[01:25.00] | 银角大王:"孙,孙,孙行者?" |
[01:27.70] | 孙悟空:"干,干,干**毛?" |
[01:30.00] | 孙悟空:"不好使了吧?我就说你那破玩意儿不灵~哎呀你再叫一遍?" |
[01:35.00] | 银角大王:"行,行,行者孙?!" |
[01:38.00] | 孙悟空:"干,干,干**毛?" |
[01:40.00] | 孙悟空:"恩,你再叫?叫?" |
[01:42.00] | 银角大王:"行,行,行者孙!" |
[01:44.00] | 孙悟空:"干哈?嗯?干哈?干哈呀!?诶嘿嘿,哎呀你看我这把,大~傻~比~" |
[01:51.00] | 银角大王:"啊?" |
[01:54.00] | 孙悟空:"大傻比~" |
[00:10.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo jiao ni yi sheng, ni gan da ying ma?" |
[00:12.00] | sun wu kong:" ?" yin jiao dai wang:" da ying ma?!" |
[00:13.00] | sun wu kong:" ?" yin jiao dai wang:" da ying ma?!" sun wu kong:" ?" |
[00:14.00] | sun wu kong:" ai ya, shui pa shui ya, ? ha ha ha ha! ? hei hei hei" |
[00:21.00] | sun wu kong:" za di za di meng le ba? heng heng hei hei! meng le ba? heng heng hei hei!" |
[00:25.00] | sun wu kong:" ni kan ni kan wo zhe ge shi za mai za mai de?" |
[00:27.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" ni na ni na hu lu cong na er lai de?" |
[00:28.30] | sun wu kong:" heng heng hei hei! ni na po wan yi er shi cong na er cong na er lai di?" |
[00:31.30] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo zhe ge hu lu, shi zai shi zai tai shang lao jun teng shang zhai xia lai de." |
[00:36.00] | sun wu kong:" ai ya ya ya ya bie zhuang bie zhuang le, chui niu bi le bi le bi le" |
[00:39.00] | sun wu kong:" wo zhe ge hu lu wa song di, hu lu wa song di." |
[00:42.20] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo bu xin!" |
[00:43.00] | sun wu kong:" song di, song di, ei hei hei" |
[00:45.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo bu xin!" sun wu kong:" ni bu xin?" |
[00:46.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo bu xin!" sun wu kong:" ni bu xin?" |
[00:47.80] | sun wu kong:" hu lu wa shuo le, wo zhe ge shi gong di, ni na ge shi mu di, mu di mu di, mu di" |
[00:52.00] | sun wu kong:" ni na ge dou huai yun le, huai yun huai yun le, jian zhe wo zhe ge, bu hao shi bu hao shi bu hao shi" |
[00:57.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xian bu guan ci xiong, wo jiao ni yi sheng, ni gan da ying ma?!" |
[01:00.00] | sun wu kong:" lai bei lai bei, shui pa shui ya, ai ya heng, heng, ai ya heng, heng , shui pa shui ya, ai ya heng, heng " |
[01:08.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing zhe, xing zhe, xing zhe xing zhe sun!" |
[01:11.11] | sun wu kong:" heng heng, gan ji mao?" |
[01:14.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing zhe sun!?" |
[01:16.80] | sun wu kong:" gan ji mao a? hei hei hei hei hei gan ji mao?" |
[01:20.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" sun, sun, sun xing zhe?" |
[01:22.00] | sun wu kong:" gan, gan, gan mao?" |
[01:25.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" sun, sun, sun xing zhe?" |
[01:27.70] | sun wu kong:" gan, gan, gan mao?" |
[01:30.00] | sun wu kong:" bu hao shi le ba? wo jiu shuo ni na po wan yi er bu ling ai ya ni zai jiao yi bian?" |
[01:35.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing, xing, xing zhe sun?!" |
[01:38.00] | sun wu kong:" gan, gan, gan mao?" |
[01:40.00] | sun wu kong:" en, ni zai jiao? jiao?" |
[01:42.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing, xing, xing zhe sun!" |
[01:44.00] | sun wu kong:" gan ha? ? gan ha? gan ha ya!? ei hei hei, ai ya ni kan wo zhe ba, da sha bi" |
[01:51.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" a?" |
[01:54.00] | sun wu kong:" da sha bi" |
[00:10.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ jiào nǐ yī shēng, nǐ gǎn dā yìng ma?" |
[00:12.00] | sūn wù kōng:" ?" yín jiǎo dài wáng:" dā yìng ma?!" |
[00:13.00] | sūn wù kōng:" ?" yín jiǎo dài wáng:" dā yìng ma?!" sūn wù kōng:" ?" |
[00:14.00] | sūn wù kōng:" āi yā, shuí pà shuí ya, ? hā hā hā hā! ? hēi hēi hēi" |
[00:21.00] | sūn wù kōng:" zǎ dì zǎ dì méng le ba? hēng hēng hēi hēi! méng le ba? hēng hēng hēi hēi!" |
[00:25.00] | sūn wù kōng:" nǐ kàn nǐ kàn wǒ zhè gè shì zǎ mǎi zǎ mǎi de?" |
[00:27.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" nǐ nà nǐ nà hú lú cóng nǎ ér lái de?" |
[00:28.30] | sūn wù kōng:" hēng hēng hēi hēi! nǐ nà pò wán yì ér shì cóng nǎ ér cóng nǎ ér lái dī?" |
[00:31.30] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ zhè gè hú lú, shì zài shì zài tài shàng lǎo jūn téng shàng zhāi xià lái de." |
[00:36.00] | sūn wù kōng:" āi yā yā yā ya bié zhuāng bié zhuāng le, chuī niú bī le bī le bī le" |
[00:39.00] | sūn wù kōng:" wǒ zhè gè hú lú wá sòng dī, hú lú wá sòng dī." |
[00:42.20] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ bù xìn!" |
[00:43.00] | sūn wù kōng:" sòng dī, sòng dī, éi hēi hēi" |
[00:45.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ bù xìn!" sūn wù kōng:" nǐ bù xìn?" |
[00:46.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ bù xìn!" sūn wù kōng:" nǐ bù xìn?" |
[00:47.80] | sūn wù kōng:" hú lú wá shuō le, wǒ zhè gè shì gōng dī, nǐ nà gè shì mǔ dī, mǔ dī mǔ dī, mǔ dī" |
[00:52.00] | sūn wù kōng:" nǐ nà gè dōu huái yùn le, huái yùn huái yùn le, jiàn zhe wǒ zhè gè, bù hǎo shǐ bù hǎo shǐ bù hǎo shǐ" |
[00:57.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xiān bù guǎn cí xióng, wǒ jiào nǐ yī shēng, nǐ gǎn dā yìng ma?!" |
[01:00.00] | sūn wù kōng:" lái bei lái bei, shuí pà shuí ya, āi yā hēng, hēng, āi yā hēng, hēng , shuí pà shuí ya, āi yā hēng, hēng " |
[01:08.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng zhě, xíng zhě, xíng zhě xíng zhě sūn!" |
[01:11.11] | sūn wù kōng:" hēng hēng, gàn jī máo?" |
[01:14.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng zhě sūn!?" |
[01:16.80] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn jī máo a? hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi gàn jī máo?" |
[01:20.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" sūn, sūn, sūn xíng zhě?" |
[01:22.00] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn, gàn, gàn máo?" |
[01:25.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" sūn, sūn, sūn xíng zhě?" |
[01:27.70] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn, gàn, gàn máo?" |
[01:30.00] | sūn wù kōng:" bù hǎo shǐ le ba? wǒ jiù shuō nǐ nà pò wán yì ér bù líng āi yā nǐ zài jiào yī biàn?" |
[01:35.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng, xíng, xíng zhě sūn?!" |
[01:38.00] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn, gàn, gàn máo?" |
[01:40.00] | sūn wù kōng:" ēn, nǐ zài jiào? jiào?" |
[01:42.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng, xíng, xíng zhě sūn!" |
[01:44.00] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn hā? ? gàn hā? gàn hā yā!? éi hēi hēi, āi yā nǐ kàn wǒ zhè bǎ, dà shǎ bǐ" |
[01:51.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" a?" |
[01:54.00] | sūn wù kōng:" dà shǎ bǐ" |