| Song | From the Desk of Elsewhere Go |
| Artist | Don Caballero |
| Album | What Burns Never Returns |
| Hey, that's my desk | |
| Get away from there | |
| Go somewhere else | |
| I have to do my homework | |
| Desk, desk, desk | |
| Full of pens, it's where it's at | |
| Go elsewhere now, get your own | |
| This is my special place | |
| Hey, don't touch that | |
| That's very important | |
| That piece of paper is mine | |
| Mine, I say, mine! |