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If I had my own way, you'd be with me here today, but I rarely have my own way, I guess that's why you're not here with me today. |
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And the librarian said 'you can't buy no respect' -- I said "hey lady, what can you expect when I'm lying on the floor?" |
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You're a lovely lady but you don't wanna be no girl of mine. |
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Well, the only thing you ever done for me was help me waste my time |
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And I saw you at the funeral; you were standing there like a temple. |
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I said "hi, how are you, hello" and I pulled up a casket and crawled in. Yes, I did. |
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Climbed up a mountain, and I looked around... some kind of circus with all them clowns. |
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I said 'hey wait a minute, can't we slow down a bit' and I almost got hit by a truck. |
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Well, it just goes to show you that we're all on our own, scrounging for our own share of good luck. |
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Stab your brother in the back and pick up your paycheck. |
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Goodbye, lonely-heart drawings, you never did work anyhow. |
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I'm looking for a nice girl and I don't want no cow. |
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I'm heading out west; gonna find me the best. |
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Well, I played the game, but I failed the test. |
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If I can't be a lover, then I'll be a pest. Yes, I will... |
