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INTRO |
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Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong |
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storybook! |
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When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page. |
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And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is |
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Dead. |
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PLAYGROUND HONEYS: |
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- Oh my God, Vanilla Ice... |
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- He's so fly! |
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- The boy is so good. |
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- Did you see his body? |
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- He could dance too. |
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- He could. |
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- He's better than any rapper I ever seen! |
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- And plus his dancers! |
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- He's so jammin'! |
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* |
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JEFF: |
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Yo, what's up? |
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HONEYS: |
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Yo, Jeff, where you been, man? |
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JEFF: |
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Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage. |
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HONEYS: |
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For real? Let's hear it! |
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JEFF: |
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No! |
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HONEYS: |
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Aww, be like that! |
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* |
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MISTA LAWNGE: |
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What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy? |
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HONEYS: |
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Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker! |
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JEFF: |
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Leave me alone! |
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LAWNGE: |
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What do we have here? |
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JEFF: |
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Nothing! |
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LAWNGE: |
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Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk! |
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HONEYS: |
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Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh! |
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LAWNGE: |
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I want the tape! |
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JEFF: |
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It's mine! |
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HONEYS: |
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Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam him, Jeff! |
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* |
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LAWNGE: |
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Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here! |
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D.J. AUB: |
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What's up baby? |
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MASE: |
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Coolin'! |
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LAWNGE: |
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I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the box? The box! |
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MASE: |
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So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno! |
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AUB: |
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I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus! ...28. For 3 Feet High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk. |
