| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : まろん |
| [00:00.339] | 作词 : まろん |
| [00:01.19] | 編曲 : まろん |
| [00:01.68] | 「それでは、テストを始めてください。」 |
| [00:04.16] | |
| [00:19.47] | 「出たな…?たかしくん!」 |
| [00:21.85] | |
| [00:35.10] | 奴はたかし超ヤバい奴 |
| [00:37.95] | 出来れば避けたいパーリーピーポー |
| [00:41.10] | 財布をぎゅっと握りしめて |
| [00:43.86] | 商店街を練り歩く(Go!Go!) |
| [00:46.75] | クラスじゃ知らないヤツは居ない(ヤツは居ない) |
| [00:49.58] | 誰もが首を傾げてる(なぞ!) |
| [00:52.38] | 聞きたいか?奴の武勇伝(ぶゆうでん〜) |
| [00:55.22] | 言ったげるよ奴の武勇伝 |
| [00:58.02] | (でんでん でんでんでんでんでん!) |
| [00:59.83] | |
| [01:00.11] | 「問1:たかしくんは1個30円のりんごと、 |
| [01:03.49] | 1個50円のみかんを |
| [01:04.95] | 合わせて10個になるように自分の鞄に入れ、 |
| [01:07.80] | 店員の目を盗んで |
| [01:08.88] | そのままスーパーを出ていきました。 |
| [01:10.73] | (ふぇ?!えぇ~~?!?) |
| [01:12.09] | 走るたかしくん、次々と追ってくるご近所さま。 |
| [01:14.94] | (待てぃたかし~!!) |
| [01:16.44] | (くんを付けろよでこすけ野郎~!) |
| [01:18.22] | 響き渡る怒声と罵倒… |
| [01:19.76] | 彼はいつになったら改心するのでしょうか?」 |
| [01:22.39] | 後にりんご業者はこう語る… |
| [01:25.78] | 「いつか奴を捕まえてみせる。 |
| [01:29.12] | どんな理由(わけ)があるとしてもだ」 |
| [01:33.68] | 人は決して平等ではない |
| [01:37.07] | 貴賤貧富(きせんひんぷ) |
| [01:38.47] | 独立不覊(どくりつふき) |
| [01:40.35] | 「貧しい子どもに配ってる?知ってるよ、でもな…」 |
| [01:43.22] | ““算数義賊たかし””そう人は呼ぶ |
| [01:46.98] | |
| [01:50.53] | Everybody say!たかし!たかし! |
| [01:54.50] | たかしたかしたかしたかし!! |
| [01:57.32] | 果物ジャンキー 奴がたかし! |
| [02:03.00] | たかし!(Hey!)たかし!(Hey!) |
| [02:05.81] | たかしたかしたかしたかし!! |
| [02:08.62] | 年がら年中りんごとみかんで |
| [02:10.03] | 悲しくないのに涙が出ちゃう |
| [02:11.80] | GO!!たかし!(Foo~!!) |
| [02:14.53] | |
| [02:25.13] | 奴はたかし超ヤバい奴 |
| [02:28.04] | 敵に回したくないソルジャー |
| [02:31.21] | 毎日欠かさず為替をチェック(チェック!) |
| [02:34.06] | 店を梯子して値段チェック |
| [02:36.85] | クラスじゃ知らないヤツは居ない(ヤツは居ない) |
| [02:39.70] | 誰もが彼を求めてる |
| [02:42.44] | 知りたいの?奴の闇の過去 |
| [02:45.35] | 教えたげるよ闇の過去 |
| [02:48.64] | 「そう…あれは10年前のあの日、 |
| [02:51.75] | たかしくんは1個70円のみかんを買いに行ったわ… |
| [02:55.40] | 時刻はヒット900、忘れもしないあのタイムセール。 |
| [02:59.54] | 響き渡る警報、無数のドットサイトが目標を照らした。 |
| [03:03.91] | 一瞬にして、辺りは焼け野原と化したわ。 |
| [03:07.39] | 迫り来るボギーの大群 |
| [03:09.72] | 彼の姿は、あっという間に闇へと飲み込まれていったわ。 |
| [03:14.38] | 「援軍は、援軍はまだなの!?」 |
| [03:16.79] | うってもうっても無くならない、死神の列 |
| [03:20.29] | わたしは思い知った。人は決して平等ではないのだと |
| [03:24.70] | 絶望的だと、だれもが諦めていたこの戦況で |
| [03:28.08] | 奴は帰ってきた。満身創痍でやってくる彼の右手に、 |
| [03:32.37] | 握られていたもの |
| [03:33.86] | それは……!」 |
| [03:34.76] | 「これ、ください。」 |
| [03:36.44] | 「はい!タイムセール割引で、35円になりますぅ!」 |
| [03:40.73] | 後にみかん業者はこう語る… |
| [03:44.12] | 「あれが世にきく算数義賊…」 |
| [03:47.43] | 「TAKASHIがあと10人いたら |
| [03:49.57] | アメリカは日本に負けていただろう…」 |
| [03:51.98] | 人は決して万能ではない 空を見上げて彼は呟く |
| [03:58.60] | 「僕は果物を買う事しか出来ないから…」 |
| [04:01.47] | 算数義賊たかしは今日も走る |
| [04:05.38] | |
| [04:08.95] | Everybody say!たかし!たかし! |
| [04:12.86] | たかしたかしたかしたかし!! |
| [04:15.70] | 伝説の男 奴がたかし! |
| [04:21.32] | たかし!(Hey!)たかし!(Hey!) |
| [04:24.16] | たかしたかしたかしたかし!! |
| [04:26.95] | 6個のりんごと3個のみかんの |
| [04:28.38] | 値段を求めずクレカで支払う |
| [04:30.16] | GO!!たかし! |
| [04:32.07] | |
| [04:32.84] | 「たかしくんは1個70円のりんごと、 |
| [04:35.33] | 1個40円のみかんを壁のめに埋めました。 |
| [04:38.61] | 今後、彼に襲いかかる奇妙な運命を答えなさい。」 |
| [04:41.89] | (全く、やれやれだぜ) |
| [04:44.13] | 「たかしくんはダメ人間で、 |
| [04:45.85] | 385万円の借金がありました。(マジかー!) |
| [04:48.94] | 一ヶ月後、借金返済の為に、 |
| [04:51.53] | 善良ギャンブルで勝つ確率を答えなさい。」 |
| [04:53.78] | (意外!それは、分布点数) |
| [04:55.97] | 「たかしくんは家庭の事情で幼い頃から毎日、 |
| [04:58.89] | 1アンペアの電気をあびていました。(たかし~) |
| [05:01.22] | 彼が実の兄との戦いで勝つ確率は何%でしょうか。」 |
| [05:04.76] | (時計!ナデナデシテー) |
| [05:07.11] | 「わい いこーる ろく さん |
| [05:08.86] | じじょー えっくす びぶん …」 |
| [05:10.99] | 「えっ!こ、これは奇怪な、 |
| [05:14.66] | なっなんで数学の問題に英語が!!!」 |
| [05:17.61] | |
| [05:18.17] | I need you… |
| [05:19.25] | 君の事を 誰よりも 求めてた |
| [05:24.88] | 名前を呼ばせて ねぇ?たかし… |
| [05:30.16] | 友達に なろう こっちを向いてよ たかし |
| [05:36.11] | |
| [05:40.62] | Everybody say!たかし!たかし! |
| [05:44.64] | たかしたかしたかしたかし!! |
| [05:47.44] | 果物ジャンキー奴がたかし! |
| [05:53.10] | たかし!(Hey!)たかし!(Hey!) |
| [05:55.93] | たかしたかしたかしたかし!! |
| [05:58.74] | 年がら年中りんごとみかんで |
| [06:00.16] | 悲しくないのに涙が出ちゃう |
| [06:01.90] | GO!!たかし!(Foo~!!) |
| [06:04.02] | |
| [06:04.41] | たかし!たかし! |
| [06:06.96] | 「へいアリーナ!聞こえないよー! |
| [06:09.19] | もっともっと声だしていこー!」(おー!) |
| [06:15.68] | たかし!たかし! |
| [06:18.20] | 「二階席ー!ちゃんと見えてるよー!」 |
| [06:26.97] | たかし!たかし! |
| [06:29.46] | 「みんなー?!たかしって何回言ったか、 |
| [06:32.63] | わかるぅ~??!」(わかんなーい)「だよねー!」 |
| [06:38.25] | たかし!たかし! |
| [06:41.09] | 「たかしくんは、1個60円のりんごと、 |
| [06:44.28] | 3個で90円のみかんを投げつけました! |
| [06:46.87] | ひどい奴で~す!」 |
| [06:48.62] | |
| [06:51.56] | 「は!夢かぁ…」 |
| [06:54.42] | 「テスト終了です。後ろから回収してください。」 |
| [06:58.13] | 「げ…」 |
| [06:58.73] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : |
| [00:00.339] | zuo ci : |
| [00:01.19] | bian qu : |
| [00:01.68] | shi. |
| [00:04.16] | |
| [00:19.47] | chu?! |
| [00:21.85] | |
| [00:35.10] | nu chao nu |
| [00:37.95] | chu lai bi |
| [00:41.10] | cai bu wo |
| [00:43.86] | shang dian jie lian bu Go! Go! |
| [00:46.75] | zhi ju ju |
| [00:49.58] | shui shou qing! |
| [00:52.38] | wen? nu wu yong chuan |
| [00:55.22] | yan nu wu yong chuan |
| [00:58.02] | ! |
| [00:59.83] | |
| [01:00.11] | wen: ge yuan |
| [01:03.49] | ge yuan |
| [01:04.95] | he ge zi fen pao ru |
| [01:07.80] | dian yuan mu dao |
| [01:08.88] | chu. |
| [01:10.73] | ?!?!? |
| [01:12.09] | zou ci zhui jin suo. |
| [01:14.94] | dai!! |
| [01:16.44] | fu ye lang! |
| [01:18.22] | xiang du nu sheng ma dao |
| [01:19.76] | bi gai xin? |
| [01:22.39] | hou ye zhe yu |
| [01:25.78] | nu bu. |
| [01:29.12] | li you |
| [01:33.68] | ren jue ping deng |
| [01:37.07] | gui jian pin fu |
| [01:38.47] | du li bu ji |
| [01:40.35] | pin zi pei? zhi |
| [01:43.22] | "" suan shu yi zei"" ren hu |
| [01:46.98] | |
| [01:50.53] | Everybody say!!! |
| [01:54.50] | !! |
| [01:57.32] | guo wu nu! |
| [02:03.00] | ! Hey!! Hey! |
| [02:05.81] | !! |
| [02:08.62] | nian nian zhong |
| [02:10.03] | bei lei chu |
| [02:11.80] | GO!!! Foo!! |
| [02:14.53] | |
| [02:25.13] | nu chao nu |
| [02:28.04] | di hui |
| [02:31.21] | mei ri qian wei ti! |
| [02:34.06] | dian ti zi zhi duan |
| [02:36.85] | zhi ju ju |
| [02:39.70] | shui bi qiu |
| [02:42.44] | zhi? nu an guo qu |
| [02:45.35] | jiao an guo qu |
| [02:48.64] | nian qian ri |
| [02:51.75] | ge yuan mai xing |
| [02:55.40] | shi ke wang. |
| [02:59.54] | xiang du jing bao wu shu mu biao zhao. |
| [03:03.91] | yi shun bian shao ye yuan hua. |
| [03:07.39] | po lai da qun |
| [03:09.72] | bi zi jian an yin ru. |
| [03:14.38] | yuan jun yuan jun!? |
| [03:16.79] | wu si shen lie |
| [03:20.29] | si zhi. ren jue ping deng |
| [03:24.70] | jue wang de di zhan kuang |
| [03:28.08] | nu gui. man shen chuang yi bi you shou |
| [03:32.37] | wo |
| [03:33.86] | ! |
| [03:34.76] | . |
| [03:36.44] | ! ge yin yuan! |
| [03:40.73] | hou ye zhe yu |
| [03:44.12] | shi suan shu yi zei |
| [03:47.43] | TAKASHI ren |
| [03:49.57] | ri ben fu |
| [03:51.98] | ren jue wan neng kong jian shang bi juan |
| [03:58.60] | pu guo wu mai shi chu lai |
| [04:01.47] | suan shu yi zei jin ri zou |
| [04:05.38] | |
| [04:08.95] | Everybody say!!! |
| [04:12.86] | !! |
| [04:15.70] | chuan shuo nan nu! |
| [04:21.32] | ! Hey!! Hey! |
| [04:24.16] | !! |
| [04:26.95] | ge ge |
| [04:28.38] | zhi duan qiu zhi fan |
| [04:30.16] | GO!!! |
| [04:32.07] | |
| [04:32.84] | ge yuan |
| [04:35.33] | ge yuan bi mai. |
| [04:38.61] | jin hou bi xi qi miao yun ming da. |
| [04:41.89] | quan |
| [04:44.13] | ren jian |
| [04:45.85] | wan yuan jie jin.! |
| [04:48.94] | yi yue hou jie jin fan ji wei |
| [04:51.53] | shan liang sheng que lv da. |
| [04:53.78] | yi wai! fen bu dian shu |
| [04:55.97] | jia ting shi qing you qing mei ri |
| [04:58.89] | dian qi. |
| [05:01.22] | bi shi xiong zhan sheng que lv he. |
| [05:04.76] | shi ji! |
| [05:07.11] | |
| [05:08.86] | |
| [05:10.99] | ! qi guai |
| [05:14.66] | shu xue wen ti ying yu!!! |
| [05:17.61] | |
| [05:18.17] | I need you |
| [05:19.25] | jun shi shui qiu |
| [05:24.88] | ming qian hu ? |
| [05:30.16] | you da xiang |
| [05:36.11] | |
| [05:40.62] | Everybody say!!! |
| [05:44.64] | !! |
| [05:47.44] | guo wu nu! |
| [05:53.10] | ! Hey!! Hey! |
| [05:55.93] | !! |
| [05:58.74] | nian nian zhong |
| [06:00.16] | bei lei chu |
| [06:01.90] | GO!!! Foo!! |
| [06:04.02] | |
| [06:04.41] | !! |
| [06:06.96] | ! wen! |
| [06:09.19] | sheng!! |
| [06:15.68] | !! |
| [06:18.20] | er jie xi! jian! |
| [06:26.97] | !! |
| [06:29.46] | ?! he hui yan |
| [06:32.63] | ??!! |
| [06:38.25] | !! |
| [06:41.09] | ge yuan |
| [06:44.28] | ge yuan tou! |
| [06:46.87] | nu! |
| [06:48.62] | |
| [06:51.56] | ! meng |
| [06:54.42] | zhong le. hou hui shou. |
| [06:58.13] | |
| [06:58.73] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : |
| [00:00.339] | zuò cí : |
| [00:01.19] | biān qū : |
| [00:01.68] | shǐ. |
| [00:04.16] | |
| [00:19.47] | chū?! |
| [00:21.85] | |
| [00:35.10] | nú chāo nú |
| [00:37.95] | chū lái bì |
| [00:41.10] | cái bù wò |
| [00:43.86] | shāng diàn jiē liàn bù Go! Go! |
| [00:46.75] | zhī jū jū |
| [00:49.58] | shuí shǒu qīng! |
| [00:52.38] | wén? nú wǔ yǒng chuán |
| [00:55.22] | yán nú wǔ yǒng chuán |
| [00:58.02] | ! |
| [00:59.83] | |
| [01:00.11] | wèn: gè yuán |
| [01:03.49] | gè yuán |
| [01:04.95] | hé gè zì fēn páo rù |
| [01:07.80] | diàn yuán mù dào |
| [01:08.88] | chū. |
| [01:10.73] | ?!?!? |
| [01:12.09] | zǒu cì zhuī jìn suǒ. |
| [01:14.94] | dài!! |
| [01:16.44] | fù yě láng! |
| [01:18.22] | xiǎng dù nù shēng mà dào |
| [01:19.76] | bǐ gǎi xīn? |
| [01:22.39] | hòu yè zhě yǔ |
| [01:25.78] | nú bǔ. |
| [01:29.12] | lǐ yóu |
| [01:33.68] | rén jué píng děng |
| [01:37.07] | guì jiàn pín fù |
| [01:38.47] | dú lì bù jī |
| [01:40.35] | pín zi pèi? zhī |
| [01:43.22] | "" suàn shù yì zéi"" rén hū |
| [01:46.98] | |
| [01:50.53] | Everybody say!!! |
| [01:54.50] | !! |
| [01:57.32] | guǒ wù nú! |
| [02:03.00] | ! Hey!! Hey! |
| [02:05.81] | !! |
| [02:08.62] | nián nián zhōng |
| [02:10.03] | bēi lèi chū |
| [02:11.80] | GO!!! Foo!! |
| [02:14.53] | |
| [02:25.13] | nú chāo nú |
| [02:28.04] | dí huí |
| [02:31.21] | měi rì qiàn wèi tì! |
| [02:34.06] | diàn tī zi zhí duàn |
| [02:36.85] | zhī jū jū |
| [02:39.70] | shuí bǐ qiú |
| [02:42.44] | zhī? nú àn guò qù |
| [02:45.35] | jiào àn guò qù |
| [02:48.64] | nián qián rì |
| [02:51.75] | gè yuán mǎi xíng |
| [02:55.40] | shí kè wàng. |
| [02:59.54] | xiǎng dù jǐng bào wú shù mù biāo zhào. |
| [03:03.91] | yī shùn biān shāo yě yuán huà. |
| [03:07.39] | pò lái dà qún |
| [03:09.72] | bǐ zī jiān àn yǐn ru. |
| [03:14.38] | yuán jūn yuán jūn!? |
| [03:16.79] | wú sǐ shén liè |
| [03:20.29] | sī zhī. rén jué píng děng |
| [03:24.70] | jué wàng de dì zhàn kuàng |
| [03:28.08] | nú guī. mǎn shēn chuàng yí bǐ yòu shǒu |
| [03:32.37] | wò |
| [03:33.86] | ! |
| [03:34.76] | . |
| [03:36.44] | ! gē yǐn yuán! |
| [03:40.73] | hòu yè zhě yǔ |
| [03:44.12] | shì suàn shù yì zéi |
| [03:47.43] | TAKASHI rén |
| [03:49.57] | rì běn fù |
| [03:51.98] | rén jué wàn néng kōng jiàn shàng bǐ juǎn |
| [03:58.60] | pú guǒ wù mǎi shì chū lái |
| [04:01.47] | suàn shù yì zéi jīn rì zǒu |
| [04:05.38] | |
| [04:08.95] | Everybody say!!! |
| [04:12.86] | !! |
| [04:15.70] | chuán shuō nán nú! |
| [04:21.32] | ! Hey!! Hey! |
| [04:24.16] | !! |
| [04:26.95] | gè gè |
| [04:28.38] | zhí duàn qiú zhī fǎn |
| [04:30.16] | GO!!! |
| [04:32.07] | |
| [04:32.84] | gè yuán |
| [04:35.33] | gè yuán bì mái. |
| [04:38.61] | jīn hòu bǐ xí qí miào yùn mìng dá. |
| [04:41.89] | quán |
| [04:44.13] | rén jiān |
| [04:45.85] | wàn yuán jiè jīn.! |
| [04:48.94] | yī yuè hòu jiè jīn fǎn jì wèi |
| [04:51.53] | shàn liáng shèng què lǜ dá. |
| [04:53.78] | yì wài! fēn bù diǎn shù |
| [04:55.97] | jiā tíng shì qíng yòu qǐng měi rì |
| [04:58.89] | diàn qì. |
| [05:01.22] | bǐ shí xiōng zhàn shèng què lǜ hé. |
| [05:04.76] | shí jì! |
| [05:07.11] | |
| [05:08.86] | |
| [05:10.99] | ! qí guài |
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| [05:18.17] | I need you |
| [05:19.25] | jūn shì shuí qiú |
| [05:24.88] | míng qián hū ? |
| [05:30.16] | yǒu dá xiàng |
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| [05:40.62] | Everybody say!!! |
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| [05:47.44] | guǒ wù nú! |
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| [05:58.74] | nián nián zhōng |
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