| [00:01.397] | 马：这儿演出哪？ |
| [00:02.468] | 谢：哎，今天是相声专场 |
| [00:05.577] | 马：认识你 |
| [00:06.544] | 谢：是啊？ |
| [00:07.249] | 马：姓谢，叫谢天顺 |
| [00:10.305] | 谢：对，是我 |
| [00:11.664] | 马：是吧，啊？ |
| [00:12.865] | 谢：是，是，是 |
| [00:14.224] | 马：著名相声演员 |
| [00:15.686] | 谢：咳，够不上。一般演员 |
| [00:19.631] | 马：谦虚，谦虚，哎，谦虚 |
| [00:24.046] | 挣多少钱？ |
| [00:25.665] | 谢：哎，嗯？ |
| [00:27.964] | 马：反正你有钱 |
| [00:28.669] | 谢：挣多少钱？ |
| [00:29.662] | 马：你这样的你钱少不了 |
| [00:31.804] | 我估摸着，你怎么也得有个万儿八千…… |
| [00:35.200] | 说，挣多少钱？说，说说说 |
| [00:36.741] | 谢：咳，我还能挣多少钱哪？ |
| [00:40.111] | 马：我不要你钱 |
| [00:41.339] | 你说吧，挣多少钱？ |
| [00:43.115] | 谢：我呀，挣不了多少钱 |
| [00:45.884] | 马：像你这个地位、你这个身份儿 |
| [00:48.548] | 啊…… |
| [00:49.437] | 谢：我还什么身份儿 |
| [00:51.135] | 马：我可听说你有不少的头衔儿 |
| [00:53.616] | 谢：什么头衔儿啊！ |
| [00:56.098] | 我不过是个普通的曲协会员 |
| [00:59.520] | 马：曲艺家协会会员 |
| [01:01.949] | 谢：对呀 |
| [01:02.655] | 马：行啊！嗬！不简单 |
| [01:05.894] | 别小看自己呀，行，可以 |
| [01:08.846] | 比我强，比我强，我就不是会员 |
| [01:12.633] | 谢：噢，您也是搞曲艺的？ |
| [01:15.846] | 马：嗯，我不搞曲艺 |
| [01:17.257] | 谢：您是？ |
| [01:18.903] | 马：这个 |
| [01:19.608] | （动作） |
| [01:21.985] | 谢：这是什么呀？ |
| [01:24.441] | 马：耍笔杆儿，写 |
| [01:27.863] | 谢：您这叫耍笔杆儿啊？ |
| [01:28.882] | 马：哎，写 |
| [01:29.926] | 谢：耍笔杆儿拿笔呀 |
| [01:31.180] | 马：写 |
| [01:32.356] | 谢：您是作家。那应该入作家协会 |
| [01:37.084] | 马：作家协会可得要我呀，他们没见过我的作品 |
| [01:42.021] | 谢：那你是不够条件儿啊 |
| [01:44.346] | 既没作品，又没影响 |
| [01:46.566] | 人家知道你是干什么的哪？ |
| [01:48.917] | 马：哎，你怎么知道我没作品？ |
| [01:51.634] | 你怎么知道的？有作品哪，没发表 |
| [01:56.415] | 谢：有作品就好办 |
| [01:58.975] | 您可以把这稿子拿到作家协会，让他们先看看哪 |
| [02:03.703] | 马：拿去了 |
| [02:04.356] | 谢：噢，去了 |
| [02:05.087] | 马：他们看完没说别的，让我上报社问问去 |
| [02:08.875] | 谢：您这篇幅短，适合在报纸上发 |
| [02:13.368] | 马：我又拿到了报社 |
| [02:14.361] | 谢：嗯 |
| [02:14.909] | 马：我说："同志： |
| [02:16.242] | 您受累，您给看看，这是我写的，作家协会介绍我来的 |
| [02:23.765] | 这是我的首稿，处女作 |
| [02:27.396] | 没有别的要求，就是希望能够早日的和读者见面儿 |
| [02:33.822] | 至于这个篇幅啊，内容，您是随便添，随便减，没关系 |
| [02:40.797] | 小样儿我就不看了，处女作，刚写的。" |
| [02:45.264] | 他看完之后："行啊，就这样吧 |
| [02:49.339] | 反正字儿也不多，甭改了，甭动了 |
| [02:52.578] | 就这样，过几天见报。" |
| [02:54.668] | 谢：还是报社好说话 |
| [02:56.784] | 马：我刚要走，又叫回来了： |
| [02:58.717] | "别走！别走！先交费！" |
| [03:00.859] | 谢：哎，啊？这投稿儿还倒贴稿费呀？ |
| [03:05.404] | 马：我也纳闷儿呀！ |
| [03:06.632] | 谢：您写的什么稿子呀？ |
| [03:07.860] | 马：征婚启事 |
| [03:09.244] | 谢：征……征婚哪？ |
| [03:14.077] | 马：字儿不多。我给你念念啊： |
| [03:16.297] | 马志明，男，三十八岁，身高一米八三 |
| [03:21.286] | 愿求配偶一人，不限年龄…… |
| [03:25.388] | 谢：行了，行了！ |
| [03:27.164] | 好，你有一米八三吗？ |
| [03:30.351] | 马：哎，说高点儿好搞啊，不兴这个嘛 |
| [03:34.792] | 谢：什么人性，您说这是 |
| [03:37.247] | 这叫登广告，知道吗，就得给人交广告费 |
| [03:42.994] | 马：噢，这个登广告吗，就应当交钱 |
| [03:46.207] | 谢：那当然啦 |
| [03:47.252] | 马：我可听说啦，投稿儿，得钱，得稿儿费 |
| [03:51.275] | 那怎么的才能给我钱哪？ |
| [03:54.357] | 谢：等等，您等等 |
| [03:55.637] | 你不是惦记着入这个作家协会吗？ |
| [03:59.112] | 怎么这么会儿又惦记这稿费啦？ |
| [04:01.907] | 马：你糊涂啊！ |
| [04:03.135] | 我不为钱我入作协干吗呀？ |
| [04:06.400] | 谢：你以为入了作协就有钱啦？ |
| [04:09.613] | 马：当然啦！ |
| [04:10.580] | 入了作协我算是正式的作家啊 |
| [04:12.591] | 以后"哗哗"写东西，发表，钱就来了 |
| [04:16.248] | 谢：钱就来了？ |
| [04:17.476] | 冲你这思想，你进不了作家协会 |
| [04:20.611] | 马：进不了啊？我还不进了，让我进我都不进 |
| [04:25.678] | 我一想啊，我找几个人，哥儿几个不错的 |
| [04:30.354] | 凑一块儿，自个儿成立协会 |
| [04:32.575] | 谢：自己成立协会？ |
| [04:34.952] | 马：个体的 |
| [04:35.892] | 谢：好嘛，这作协还有单干的？ |
| [04:39.027] | 马：我们不是作协啊，不是作协 |
| [04:41.091] | 谢：什么协会？ |
| [04:42.423] | 马：武协 |
| [04:43.729] | 谢：成立舞协？ |
| [04:47.569] | 马：哎 |
| [04:48.222] | 谢：跳舞的？ |
| [04:49.084] | 马：跳舞干吗呀？ |
| [04:50.103] | 武协，专门写，写武侠的 |
| [04:54.387] | 谢：哦，你们这个协会是专编武侠小说的？ |
| [05:00.473] | 马：哎。怎么着？别看不起 |
| [05:02.328] | 咱这武协，准比那作协来财 |
| [05:05.620] | 谢：你呀，净惦记着赚钱了 |
| [05:09.172] | 你写完了，上哪儿发表去？ |
| [05:11.602] | 马：嗨，咱自己的协会，有刊物啊，自己发呀 |
| [05:16.669] | 谢：你们这协会还有刊物？ |
| [05:19.255] | 马：有哇 |
| [05:20.509] | 谢：这刊物叫什么名字啊？ |
| [05:22.442] | 马：刊物的名字叫啊，《武魁首》 |
| [05:25.499] | 谢：好。"五魁首"！ |
| [05:30.410] | 哎呀！您不如叫"八匹马、七个巧、六六六"这都行这个 |
| [05:35.843] | 划拳是嘛？ |
| [05:37.672] | 马：你不懂，你不懂 |
| [05:40.388] | 谢：我不懂什么呀？"五魁首"嘛 |
| [05:42.322] | 马：《武魁首》怎么讲？ |
| [05:44.934] | 怎么叫《武魁首》？有学问这里头 |
| [05:47.807] | 《武魁首》、《武魁首》乃武侠小说之魁首 |
| [05:52.535] | 我这刊物要领导现代武侠新潮流 |
| [05:56.532] | 所以命名《武魁首》 |
| [05:58.779] | 谢：嘿！我说你这野心还不小！ |
| [06:01.783] | 马：野心哪？这叫雄心！ |
| [06:03.873] | 谢：雄心？ |
| [06:04.996] | 马：《武魁首》创刊号儿，先发它一部长篇 |
| [06:08.235] | 谢：谁写的呀？ |
| [06:09.280] | 马：当然是我主笔啦 |
| [06:10.821] | 谢：哦 |
| [06:11.814] | 马：有机会，有机会，你可以看看 |
| [06:14.008] | 谢：行，哪天我找找这篇文章 |
| [06:17.143] | 您叫什么？马志明是吧？那天看看…… |
| [06:21.871] | 马：我发小说啊，不用现在这名字，不叫马志明了 |
| [06:25.815] | 作家嘛，作家啊，有笔名儿，有署名儿啊，咱也有啊 |
| [06:32.111] | 谢：哦，您还有笔名儿？ |
| [06:34.175] | 马：有啊 |
| [06:34.802] | 谢：您的笔名儿是？ |
| [06:36.003] | 马：卖飞 |
| [06:38.197] | 谢：麦氏咖啡 |
| [06:40.496] | 现在倒是兴喝这个 |
| [06:43.161] | 马：什么呀？什么呀？ |
| [06:44.650] | 谢：麦啡呀 |
| [06:45.695] | 马："卖"是那个卖？ |
| [06:47.053] | "卖东西"的"卖"，"飞"是"飞翔"的"飞" |
| [06:50.240] | 谢：怎么讲哪？ |
| [06:51.180] | 马：我这《武魁首》一卖出去 |
| [06:52.774] | 这钱，就飞来了！ |
| [06:55.151] | 谢：噢，好！你合着就为赚钱是嘛？ |
| [06:59.435] | 马：咱为了创刊哪！ |
| [07:01.081] | 谢：啊，好 |
| [07:02.413] | 马：刚开始办，没有经验，趟趟路子 |
| [07:05.104] | 第一期别多印，先少印点儿 |
| [07:07.350] | 谢：您印了多少哇？ |
| [07:08.473] | 马：八百万 |
| [07:09.231] | 谢：啊？八百万份儿？ |
| [07:12.940] | 这还少印点儿？你这得用多少纸啊？ |
| [07:16.049] | 马：多少纸？不好说 |
| [07:18.609] | 反正咱这《武魁首》一印哪，教育局来人了 |
| [07:22.214] | 谢：找你干什么？ |
| [07:24.356] | 马：找我，说现在很多的小学教师们反映 |
| [07:28.953] | 孩子们的课本儿供不上了 |
| [07:31.383] | 谢：这点纸都让你倒腾来了 |
| [07:34.308] | 马：他让我少印点儿 |
| [07:35.954] | 谢：嗯 |
| [07:36.555] | 马：我说："嗨，您干嘛这么客气呀 |
| [07:39.089] | 打个电话就行了，您坐，您坐，抽烟，喝茶。" |
| [07:42.981] | 谢：还挺客气 |
| [07:43.869] | 马："这事儿好办哪，谁印都一样 |
| [07:46.220] | 这样吧，你们用多少？你给我个数 |
| [07:50.139] | 等我印出来，直接发学校去，完了。" |
| [07:53.482] | 谢：等会儿！我说您给人学校发什么书啊？ |
| [07:57.610] | 马：每人一本《武魁首》 |
| [07:58.994] | 谢：哎--好！老师那讲算数 |
| [08:03.174] | 底下同学一人一本儿武侠小说，这像话吗？ |
| [08:06.753] | 马：怎么啦？ |
| [08:07.719] | 谢：这还怎么啦？ |
| [08:08.999] | 马：嘿！咱这武侠，知识性、趣味性，强！ |
| [08:15.086] | 谢：你先别吹。我先听听你这内容 |
| [08:18.142] | 马：什么？ |
| [08:18.795] | 谢：我呀，听听你这内容 |
| [08:20.754] | 马：你听内容？ |
| [08:21.877] | 谢：啊 |
| [08:22.504] | 马：嘿，美得你咧 |
| [08:24.542] | 凭什么给你听内容？ |
| [08:26.606] | 谢：怎么，听听还不行啊？ |
| [08:27.598] | 马：哪儿的事啊，给你听内容 |
| [08:28.904] | 啊，真是的 |
| [08:31.360] | 这一本书的，不是三言两语，一说清楚了 |
| [08:34.860] | 不如你自己看…… |
| [08:36.924] | 这样吧，你买点儿吧 |
| [08:39.092] | 你呀，订一万本儿 |
| [08:40.973] | 你先把款付喽，有什么话再说 |
| [08:43.716] | 谢：你等等儿吧！ |
| [08:45.126] | 哪儿我就订一万本儿呀？ |
| [08:46.955] | 马：你订不了那么多，你少订啊，你订九千 |
| [08:49.097] | 谢：没有 |
| [08:49.620] | 马：八千 |
| [08:50.142] | 谢：不订 |
| [08:50.664] | 马：你订多少，反正你得订啊…… |
| [08:52.310] | 这样吧，你一共有多少钱吧，你说吧！ |
| [08:54.295] | 谢：你问我带多少钱干吗？ |
| [08:56.516] | 马：你打算买多少钱的？ |
| [08:57.535] | 谢：我呀，一分的我都不买 |
| [08:59.807] | 马：怎么？ |
| [09:00.591] | 谢：我知你写的什么呀？ |
| [09:02.080] | 啊，你先把这内容简单给我介绍介绍行吗？ |
| [09:05.737] | 马：介绍内容？ |
| [09:07.095] | 谢：啊 |
| [09:07.722] | 马：介绍完了你还买不买呀？ |
| [09:09.368] | 谢：你看，我要听着好，帮着你推销去 |
| [09:12.790] | 这怎么样？ |
| [09:13.626] | 马：那，那可以 |
| [09:15.559] | 谢：你说说我听听 |
| [09:16.813] | 马：我给你介绍介绍内容啊 |
| [09:18.276] | 我这个小说啊，我从构思这方面我先说一说 |
| [09:21.959] | 这个小说这个意思哪，它是-- |
| [09:24.780] | 哎，一般的我给人介绍内容也得收费 |
| [09:30.031] | 谢：也…… |
| [09:32.800] | 马：人谈话还收"谈话费"哪！我还没说…… |
| [09:36.170] | 谢：就这个也要钱哪？ |
| [09:37.868] | 马：你这个当然就好办啦 |
| [09:39.644] | 跟别人不一样啊，因为你能推销 |
| [09:42.387] | 谢：对呀 |
| [09:43.066] | 马：对不对。推销啊，你这个就算优惠 |
| [09:45.731] | 优惠哪，你这个可以少算 |
| [09:48.682] | 咱们按这个九五扣，给你打一…… |
| [09:51.086] | 谢：行了，行了！ |
| [09:52.627] | 甭介绍了！我不听行吗 |
| [09:55.344] | 啊？还九五扣，还是找我要钱是吗？ |
| [09:58.426] | 马：你这个可以不要钱哪 |
| [09:59.602] | 谢：不要钱，你给我说说 |
| [10:01.900] | 马：白给你说还不行吗 |
| [10:02.736] | 谢：那行 |
| [10:04.434] | 马：我给你说说我这个小说啊…… |
| [10:05.949] | 谢：先说这题目是？ |
| [10:08.091] | 马：我这个小说的题目叫《苦辣酸甜咸》 |
| [10:13.028] | 谢：苦辣酸甜咸？好，五味俱全 |
| [10:18.593] | 我得先品品你这味儿，啊 |
| [10:20.787] | 马：什么呀，你就品品味儿？ |
| [10:22.250] | 谢：哎，苦辣酸甜咸哪 |
| [10:24.026] | 马：这是小说的题目 |
| [10:26.037] | 谢：哦，题目叫《苦辣酸甜咸》 |
| [10:31.288] | 马：哎 |
| [10:31.863] | 谢：那您开始来吧 |
| [10:32.751] | 马：好好听着！ |
| [10:33.404] | 谢：您讲吧 |
| [10:34.867] | 马：话说江湖奇才，五味大侠 |
| [10:41.006] | 谢：噢，有五个大侠 |
| [10:43.304] | 马：我告诉你五个了？我说五个了？啊，我说啦？ |
| [10:47.275] | 一个呀！ |
| [10:48.973] | 谢：你不刚说五位大侠吗？ |
| [10:51.376] | 马：苦辣酸甜咸，这是不是五味？ |
| [10:54.537] | 谢：噢，五种味儿啊！ |
| [10:58.534] | 马：啊 |
| [10:59.187] | 谢：啊，是，是 |
| [11:00.415] | 马：就一个人儿，他叫五味大侠 |
| [11:02.426] | 谢：是，是。这大侠长什么样儿啊？ |
| [11:05.378] | 马：只见他： |
| [11:06.162] | 身高丈二，膀阔三亭 |
| [11:09.531] | 血盆大口，虎目圆睁 |
| [11:13.110] | 脖子赛车轴，头如乒乓球…… |
| [11:16.114] | 谢：哎，行了，行了！好嘛！ |
| [11:19.562] | 马：怎么啦？ |
| [11:21.260] | 谢：这大侠是吗？ |
| [11:22.384] | 马：啊 |
| [11:22.775] | 谢：这脑袋跟乒乓球似的 |
| [11:24.604] | 愣有"血盆大口"？ |
| [11:27.582] | 我说这大侠怎么长的这个？ |
| [11:30.116] | 啊？说！说呀！？ |
| [11:34.844] | 马：哎-- |
| [11:35.575] | 谢：啊 |
| [11:36.255] | 马：他怎么长这模样儿？ |
| [11:37.770] | 谢：我说你问谁呀？ |
| [11:40.826] | 谁写的这个？你写的！ |
| [11:43.438] | 马：哦，我写的，我写的 |
| [11:44.797] | 谢：说，说，说 |
| [11:46.260] | 马：当然啦，得有道理呀！ |
| [11:47.148] | 谢：有什么道理呀？ |
| [11:47.905] | 马：他不是江湖奇才嘛 |
| [11:49.629] | 谢：啊 |
| [11:49.995] | 马：这奇才必有个奇长相啊 |
| [11:52.398] | 谢：奇……这奇才就得这模样儿？ |
| [11:55.585] | 马：就这模样儿 |
| [11:56.291] | 谢：哎，好，好的 |
| [11:57.231] | 马：再看他： |
| [11:58.119] | 双肩，肩膀上啊 |
| [12:00.078] | 谢：什么？ |
| [12:00.653] | 马：压着八十斤茄子 |
| [12:02.011] | 谢：茄子？ |
| [12:03.866] | 马：两腿--绑着二百斤土豆 |
| [12:06.086] | 腰里围着一扇生猪 |
| [12:09.874] | 这边掖着菜刀，这边别着铲子 |
| [12:12.931] | 这手拿着葱、姜、蒜 |
| [12:14.759] | 这手掂着大炒勺 |
| [12:16.405] | 单膀一用力是叮当的乱响 |
| [12:19.122] | 谢：好！这就要上灶了！合着 |
| [12:21.499] | 马：上灶啊，这些东西都有用 |
| [12:24.372] | 谢：有什么用啊？ |
| [12:25.260] | 马：这是练独家功夫用的 |
| [12:27.167] | 谢：哪门独家功夫？ |
| [12:29.100] | 马：苦辣酸甜咸是"五味摧心掌" |
| [12:33.254] | 谢：没听说过！ |
| [12:34.900] | 这都什么"五味摧心掌"？ |
| [12:36.467] | 马：没听说过呀？ |
| [12:37.433] | 你要听说过，我这《武魁首》怎么领导现代武侠新潮流啊？ |
| [12:42.397] | 谢：行了，行了！你就别提你那《武魁首》啦，啊 |
| [12:44.695] | 哦，这是大侠 |
| [12:46.628] | 马：哎 |
| [12:47.282] | 谢：正面人物嘛 |
| [12:48.274] | 马：还有四个反派 |
| [12:49.345] | 谢：还有反派 |
| [12:50.286] | 马：反面人物啊。江湖人称是"四大魔头"啊 |
| [12:53.891] | 谢：哪"四大魔头"啊？ |
| [12:55.066] | 马：有电魔、磁魔、光魔、声魔 |
| [12:59.742] | 谢：我得问清楚喽 |
| [13:01.022] | 您这"电魔"是那个"电"哪？ |
| [13:03.399] | 马：电哪，就是发电，电气化，电…… |
| [13:07.422] | 谢：电冰箱？ |
| [13:08.101] | 马：哎，对了 |
| [13:08.937] | 谢：啊，好，好，好 |
| [13:09.747] | 马：电魔 |
| [13:10.400] | 谢：哦，电魔。磁魔？ |
| [13:11.784] | 马：磁就是那个磁力，知道嘛？ |
| [13:15.024] | 乙∶磁铁？ |
| [13:15.833] | 马：哎，吸铁石。知道嘛？那个磁，磁魔 |
| [13:19.334] | 谢：光魔？ |
| [13:20.326] | 马：发光啊，光魔 |
| [13:21.685] | 谢：光学 |
| [13:22.547] | 马：哎 |
| [13:23.174] | 谢：声魔？ |
| [13:24.036] | 马：声魔就是声音，发声音…… |
| [13:25.577] | 谢：行了，行了！ |
| [13:26.387] | 他这都是现代科学的东西 |
| [13:28.294] | 马：这"四大魔头"啊，要独霸这个宇宙 |
| [13:32.186] | 可是有本事。 |
| [13:33.727] | 谢：有什么本事哪？ |
| [13:35.007] | 马："四大魔头"要是一块儿跺脚-- |
| [13:36.914] | 谢：怎么样？ |
| [13:37.489] | 马：这地球"嘎吱"--就裂了 |
| [13:40.075] | 谢：啊？！这得给他们除喽！ |
| [13:42.583] | 那天他们脚心一痒痒咱就完哪！ |
| [13:44.855] | 马：哎，所以我才有这第一百二十回： |
| [13:47.833] | "五味侠大战四魔头，冰峰顶一掌定乾坤" |
| [13:52.718] | 怎么样？ |
| [13:53.554] | 谢：不怎么样 |
| [13:54.599] | 那部武侠小说的后面全是这套！ |
| [13:57.368] | 马：咱这跟那可不一样，不一样 |
| [14:00.895] | 谢：不一样？ |
| [14:01.913] | 马：绝对不一样！ |
| [14:02.619] | 谢：你这说的是什么时候啊？ |
| [14:04.029] | 马：说的是大清乾隆年 |
| [14:05.806] | 具体说吧，就是乾隆二十八年 |
| [14:09.802] | 腊月初八，早晨起来呀，天似亮非亮 |
| [14:14.243] | 就在鬼呲牙那阵儿 |
| [14:15.889] | 谢：鬼……好，这阵儿正冷的时候 |
| [14:19.311] | 好。这地点哪？ |
| [14:20.617] | 马：地点哪，在珠穆朗玛峰那山尖儿上 |
| [14:24.614] | 谢：山……上了世界屋脊啦？ |
| [14:27.801] | 马：这决斗啊，越高越好啊！ |
| [14:29.812] | 谢：上，上，上 |
| [14:30.805] | 马：您想这珠穆朗玛峰海拔九千公尺啊 |
| [14:34.018] | 这高高山上不老松啊…… |
| [14:36.055] | 谢：行，行！咳！ |
| [14:38.668] | 珠穆朗玛峰九千公尺啊？ |
| [14:43.396] | 那是八千八百四十八公尺 |
| [14:46.635] | 哼！九千公尺！ |
| [14:49.169] | 那一百五十二公尺找哪儿要去？ |
| [14:51.833] | 马：瞧这模样，瞧这模样儿！干吗？ |
| [14:53.192] | 谢：干嘛？ |
| [14:53.897] | 马：有什么了不起的？ |
| [14:54.655] | 谢：你说的对嘛？ |
| [14:55.595] | 马：我能不知道吗？我能不知道吗？我让你问住？ |
| [14:58.913] | 真是的，我作家呀！这个我能不懂？ |
| [15:02.204] | 珠穆朗玛峰海拔是这个……这个……不到九千公尺…… |
| [15:05.391] | 谢：八千八百呀…… |
| [15:06.566] | 马：八千八百二十八呀…… |
| [15:08.055] | 谢：四十八 |
| [15:08.944] | 马：四十八呀 |
| [15:09.649] | 谢：啊 |
| [15:10.171] | 马：那没错儿。这咱懂啊 |
| [15:12.261] | 谢：你懂你怎么说九千哪？ |
| [15:13.959] | 马：差不多少，差多少？ |
| [15:15.135] | 谢：差一百五十二公尺哪 |
| [15:16.911] | 马：这一百多公尺那还不有限吗 |
| [15:18.426] | 谢：那怎么办哪，你？ |
| [15:19.393] | 马：这一百多公尺啊…… |
| [15:20.385] | 谢：啊 |
| [15:20.855] | 马：它不那冰峰顶上它还有梅花桩哪吗 |
| [15:24.330] | 知道嘛，梅花桩啊 |
| [15:27.229] | 谢：冰山的顶上再钉上梅花桩？ |
| [15:30.364] | 马：哎，好就好在这梅花桩上 |
| [15:32.297] | 谢：好，好，好。钉，钉 |
| [15:34.962] | 马：梅花桩 |
| [15:35.615] | 谢：钉 |
| [15:37.208] | 马：就说这五味大侠啊，他站在梅花桩上 |
| [15:40.134] | 谢：这就上去了 |
| [15:40.917] | 马：抱拳拱手 |
| [15:41.936] | 谢：啊 |
| [15:42.511] | 马："四大魔头请了！你们哪一个先来赐教哪？" |
| [15:48.597] | 谢：大侠这叫阵了 |
| [15:50.191] | 马：电魔、磁魔"欻欻"上了梅花桩 |
| [15:53.378] | 谢：蹿上去了 |
| [15:54.214] | 马：各自掏出了独家的兵刃 |
| [15:56.173] | 谢：什么兵刃？ |
| [15:57.087] | 马：电魔拿的是光闪闪、亮晶晶、锃光瓦亮这么一个-- |
| [16:00.588] | 谢：什么？ |
| [16:01.110] | 马：手电筒 |
| [16:01.894] | 谢：手……呀？！电棒啊？ |
| [16:05.760] | 马：哎。那磁魔拿的是圆不溜丢的-- |
| [16:09.260] | 谢：这是？ |
| [16:10.018] | 马：指南针 |
| [16:10.802] | 谢：哎，好！这么厉害的魔头就用这玩意儿！啊？ |
| [16:14.642] | 马：怎么啦？别小看哪。这都是独家的兵刃 |
| [16:19.291] | 谢：嘁，独家兵刃 |
| [16:20.519] | 马：这手电筒可不是一般的手电筒 |
| [16:22.348] | 谢：跟别的还不一样？ |
| [16:23.706] | 马：这手电筒啊 |
| [16:24.490] | 谢：啊 |
| [16:24.960] | 马：你要一按这电门儿-- |
| [16:26.475] | 谢：怎么样？ |
| [16:27.259] | 马："咔奔儿"前边就亮了 |
| [16:29.140] | 谢：就…… |
| [16:30.080] | 是电棒全那样儿！啊 |
| [16:32.901] | 马：我是说他那个亮光呀，知道吗？ |
| [16:35.174] | 这亮光啊，要气死这个原子弹那光辐射 |
| [16:39.223] | 多厉害！ |
| [16:40.868] | 谢：光辐射都出来啦？ |
| [16:42.070] | 马：哎 |
| [16:42.645] | 谢：那那指南针哪？ |
| [16:44.082] | 马：指南针哪，就更新鲜了！ |
| [16:46.197] | 谢：怎么啦？ |
| [16:46.798] | 马：指南针不是有个针尖儿吗？ |
| [16:48.444] | 谢：对呀 |
| [16:49.202] | 马：那小针尖啊，"欻"只（要）一对上你-- |
| [16:53.799] | 谢：怎么样？ |
| [16:55.471] | 马：你就身不由己地转身儿，往南走 |
| [17:07.383] | 谢：这……对上我我就得往南走？ |
| [17:10.726] | 马：你往南走 |
| [17:11.406] | 谢：哎，我往南走 |
| [17:13.391] | 马：你是不撞南墙啊—— |
| [17:15.167] | （唱）"不回头 |
| [17:17.988] | 你不遭蛇咬，不动心 |
| [17:22.900] | 得哩咯咙……" |
| [17:24.075] | 谢：哎，行了！打住吧！ |
| [17:25.068] | 嗨，这磁魔带着半导体就上来了是吗？啊？ |
| [17:28.725] | 马：不是赶到这儿了吗，我又好唱 |
| [17:30.632] | 谢：这武器就用这个？ |
| [17:32.800] | 马：多厉害！ |
| [17:33.296] | 谢：还厉害啊？ |
| [17:34.211] | 马：电、磁二魔，高声叫道："五味子！" |
| [17:38.364] | 谢：进了药铺了， |
| [17:39.644] | 马："快快亮出你的兵刃！" |
| [17:42.962] | 谢：大侠说什么？ |
| [17:43.797] | 马："二魔听了！" |
| [17:44.660] | 谢：嗯 |
| [17:45.208] | 马："本大侠出师以来，纵横江湖数十余载 |
| [17:49.335] | 从未用过任何兵刃，在下愿以一双肉掌，奉陪到底！" |
| [17:55.657] | 谢：这口气可不小哇！ |
| [17:56.937] | 马：二魔闻听，火往上撞 |
| [17:59.184] | 这个打开了手电筒，那个就对正了指南针 |
| [18:02.658] | 只见这五味大侠，微微一笑 |
| [18:05.270] | 他是不躲、不闪、不挪、不动、不摇、不晃 |
| [18:08.196] | "嗨嗨"两掌，这电、磁二魔嗷嗷怪叫摔在梅花桩下 |
| [18:13.525] | 再看这电魔可了不得了 |
| [18:15.406] | 谢：怎么啦？ |
| [18:15.876] | 马：口吐绿水呀，浑身发绿 |
| [18:18.305] | 绿头发，绿胡子，绿鼻子，绿眼睛…… |
| [18:20.761] | 连脚趾盖儿全绿了 |
| [18:22.485] | 谢：好，变成"腊八儿蒜"了，合着 |
| [18:25.071] | 马：你再看这磁魔呀 |
| [18:27.187] | 谢：哎，磁魔怎么啦？ |
| [18:28.075] | 马：哗哗哗哗……止不住直流眼泪 |
| [18:30.086] | 就好像喝了两瓶辣椒油，又吃了半碗芥末面儿 |
| [18:33.639] | 谢：行，行，行，这是怎么回事？ |
| [18:35.703] | 马：五味大侠啊，这手使得叫苦掌，苦气攻心 |
| [18:40.013] | 这手使得辣掌，辣入他的五脏 |
| [18:42.965] | 谢：这两掌够厉害的！ |
| [18:44.166] | 马：紧跟着光魔、声魔-- |
| [18:46.282] | 就上来了 |
| [18:48.163] | 谢：又蹿上俩来 |
| [18:49.522] | 马："好你个大胆的五味子！ |
| [18:52.369] | 竟敢伤我二位兄长 |
| [18:54.668] | 休走！听琴、看镜啊！" |
| [18:59.866] | 谢：等等儿，先别着急 |
| [19:00.989] | 这是什么兵刃？ |
| [19:02.870] | 马：一个使得是琴，一个拿的是镜 |
| [19:05.744] | 谢：琴是什么琴？ |
| [19:06.997] | 马：就是六弦琴 |
| [19:08.277] | 谢：六……吉他呀？ |
| [19:10.054] | 马：对 |
| [19:11.360] | 谢：镜是什么镜？ |
| [19:12.248] | 马：太阳镜啊 |
| [19:13.110] | 谢：哎，好，好！变色镜也来了 |
| [19:15.722] | 这准是那"康灵"牌儿的！ |
| [19:17.316] | 马：比"康灵"的质量好 |
| [19:19.510] | 谢：哎，好，好 |
| [19:20.398] | 马：光魔上去就抓大侠 |
| [19:22.436] | 大侠闪身儿就是一掌"啪！" |
| [19:24.526] | 谢：这是什么掌？ |
| [19:25.362] | 马：这是酸掌 |
| [19:26.746] | 谢：到酸掌了 |
| [19:28.366] | 马：这一酸掌啊，酸的这光魔"哎呦"一声： |
| [19:31.944] | "哎呦，哎呦，可把我酸死了！" |
| [19:35.967] | 俩手捂着腮帮子，哈喇子流出二尺多长 |
| [19:39.285] | 一口牙全倒了 |
| [19:40.983] | 谢：甭问了，那眼镜也碎了，合着 |
| [19:43.282] | 马：声魔一见可就红了眼了 |
| [19:45.345] | 谢：啊 |
| [19:45.998] | 马："好你个五味子！你敢听我弹琴嘛？" |
| [19:50.021] | 谢：这琴有什么特点哪？ |
| [19:51.954] | 马：哎呦，他这琴可厉害呀！ |
| [19:53.182] | 他这琴哪，只要是一对上你-- |
| [19:56.317] | 你猜怎么样？ |
| [19:56.970] | 谢：我就得往南走？ |
| [19:59.634] | 马：你往南走 |
| [20:00.966] | 谢：我往南走？ |
| [20:01.855] | 马：你往南走 |
| [20:02.638] | 谢：我是不撞南墙啊—— |
| [20:04.624] | （唱）"不回头……" |
| [20:06.948] | 哎！我说您等等儿吧！ |
| [20:08.124] | 这不是指南针那套吗？ |
| [20:10.057] | 怎么又搁这儿啦？ |
| [20:11.886] | 马：我让你往南走的？ |
| [20:13.035] | 谢：我…… |
| [20:14.080] | 马：你自个儿说，我往南走，你说的！ |
| [20:15.856] | 我让你往南走的？ |
| [20:17.084] | 谢：这还扣我身上啦？ |
| [20:18.103] | 马：那当然啦 |
| [20:18.677] | 谢：我问你他这琴？ |
| [20:19.435] | 马：这琴哪，他有六根儿弦 |
| [20:20.924] | 谢：啊 |
| [20:21.499] | 马：这六根弦哪，这么一弹 |
| [20:23.797] | 谢：怎么样啊？ |
| [20:24.398] | 马：就弹得你呀 |
| [20:25.574] | 心烦意乱，手舞足蹈，你就跳舞 |
| [20:28.944] | 跳起来呀，没结没完，直到累死为止 |
| [20:31.739] | 谢：这招更损！ |
| [20:33.149] | 马：只见这声魔呀，抱着这六弦琴，是越弹越快： |
| [20:37.433] | "哐咙哐啷，哐咙哐啷，哐咙咙哐咙哐咙咙哐……" |
| [20:40.699] | 谢：呀？！怯快书，这是！ |
| [20:41.535] | 马：（唱）"五味侠仔细留神看 |
| [20:43.050] | 哐咙咙哐咙咙哐，四大魔头好凶残……" |
| [20:45.766] | 谢：行了，行，打住吧！ |
| [20:47.700] | 您这不是单弦吗？ |
| [20:50.886] | 怎么唱单弦的，改了？！ |
| [20:53.264] | 马：我准备把这小说改成单弦送给曲艺团，不是又得稿费吗！ |
| [20:57.809] | 谢：又……嘿呀 |
| [20:58.854] | 行了，您就别操这心啦！ |
| [21:01.231] | 我问你这琴怎么回事？ |
| [21:02.955] | 马：他弹得当然是这个舞曲啦 |
| [21:04.993] | 谢：弹舞曲？ |
| [21:06.900] | 马：弹得是舞曲呀 |
| [21:07.605] | 谢：啊 |
| [21:08.127] | 马：五味大侠一听可乐了 |
| [21:09.851] | 谢：乐什么呀？ |
| [21:10.557] | 马：听见舞曲啦 |
| [21:11.366] | 谢：呦 |
| [21:11.915] | 马：在梅花桩上施展他的轻功 |
| [21:14.658] | 是慢摇双臂，微抖双肩 |
| [21:16.904] | 脚底下是忽前、忽后、忽左、忽右 |
| [21:19.255] | "刳刳刳刳刳，刳刳刳刳刳……" |
| [21:22.756] | 谢：（唱）"跳了一个迪斯科他花样最多……“ |
| [21:26.413] | 这里边还有迪斯科呀？ |
| [21:30.775] | 马：哎，当然啦！ |
| [21:32.238] | 你得满足青少年的需要嘛 |
| [21:34.485] | 谢：哎，好。他这玩意儿还真赶时髦 |
| [21:38.090] | 马：等他也跳美啦，浑身的汗儿也出透了 |
| [21:42.504] | 这才大喊一声："甜！" |
| [21:45.508] | 谢：甭问哪，这是甜掌啊 |
| [21:47.337] | 马：哎，你还真不外行 |
| [21:48.722] | 谢：行了，行了！就往下说吧 |
| [21:50.655] | 马：这声魔呀，"呱唧"就甜倒了 |
| [21:53.267] | 谢：甜那儿啦 |
| [21:54.129] | 马：浑身哪，全是蜜呀 |
| [21:56.375] | 招来一个大狗熊，抱住他脑袋"呱唧、呱唧"就舔上了 |
| [22:00.137] | 谢：嘿！拿他脑袋当"唆嘞蜜"了！ |
| [22:06.955] | 马：怎么样？ |
| [22:07.713] | 谢：这回四大魔头算完了吧？ |
| [22:09.384] | 马：完了？完了还行啊？ |
| [22:11.553] | 这就受一点伤啊 |
| [22:12.780] | 谢：是啊？ |
| [22:13.538] | 马：醒过来之后，四大魔头同时蹿上了梅花桩 |
| [22:17.456] | 谢：四个人要打一个？ |
| [22:19.102] | 马：五味大侠是临危不惧，用手一指： |
| [22:22.341] | "嗨！四大魔头，竖耳听真！ |
| [22:25.397] | 本当将你们饶恕，但尔等却不知天高，不懂地厚 |
| [22:29.786] | 连尝我四掌还不低头 |
| [22:32.424] | 本大侠为清理江湖败类，扫除宇宙隐患 |
| [22:36.787] | 捍卫地球之威严，维护世界之和平。" |
| [22:40.209] | 谢：这都挨得上吗？这个？！ |
| [22:42.246] | 马："要使那青山常在，绿水长流 |
| [22:45.355] | 大气不污染，地面不下陷 |
| [22:47.758] | 人人住高楼，家家有电扇 |
| [22:50.135] | 坐着大沙发，看着大彩电 |
| [22:52.330] | 穿着小西服儿，吃着炸酱面……" |
| [22:54.681] | 谢：这都什么乱七八糟的！这个！ |
| [22:58.103] | 马：哎，五味大侠 |
| [23:00.219] | 一咬牙、一跺脚、一横心、一运气 |
| [23:02.883] | 这才使出他的绝掌 |
| [23:04.999] | 说"咸了咸了吧！啪！" |
| [23:07.899] | 谢：好，这是咸掌 |
| [23:09.727] | 马：双手这么一推 |
| [23:10.929] | 四大魔头，哆哩哆嗦，浑身打颤 |
| [23:13.750] | 同时掉下梅花桩，当时他们的身上就起了一层大盐粒子 |
| [23:18.922] | 谢：往外冒盐粒儿？ |
| [23:21.639] | 马：哎呀，这个大盐粒子越出越多，越聚越多呀 |
| [23:25.636] | 四大魔头分不开，捋不散，聚在一块儿 |
| [23:28.666] | 骨骨臃臃，骨骨臃臃 |
| [23:30.416] | 一会儿的功夫，变成一个大盐坨子了 |
| [23:33.107] | 谢：好嘛！成盐块儿啦！ |
| [23:34.988] | 马：好大侠不怠慢 |
| [23:36.581] | （动作） |
| [23:37.731] | 下了梅花桩，左脚这么一钩，右脚一抬 |
| [23:42.772] | "啪！"使了个倒踢紫金冠 |
| [23:45.071] | 把这大盐坨子从珠穆朗玛峰给踢到太平洋里去了！ |
| [23:49.433] | 谢：您说这得多大劲儿啊？合着 |
| [23:53.273] | 马：日久天长啊，这大盐坨子一化 |
| [23:56.042] | 谢：啊 |
| [23:56.513] | 马：打这儿起，海水才是咸的！ |
| [24:01.215] | 谢：你这不胡说八道吗，啊？！ |
| [24:04.193] | 马：你说什么？ |
| [24:04.950] | 谢：你这是胡说八道！ |
| [24:06.935] | 马：胡说八道？ |
| [24:07.902] | 谢：哎 |
| [24:08.607] | 马：我告诉你，咱这《武魁首》刚印出来 |
| [24:12.029] | 八百万份儿，一家儿全要了！ |
| [24:14.563] | 谢：谁要啦？ |
| [24:15.399] | 马：造纸厂 |
| [24:16.522] | 谢：回炉啦！ |
| [00:01.397] | ma: zhe er yan chu na? |
| [00:02.468] | xie: ai, jin tian shi xiang sheng zhuan chang |
| [00:05.577] | ma: ren shi ni |
| [00:06.544] | xie: shi a? |
| [00:07.249] | ma: xing xie, jiao xie tian shun |
| [00:10.305] | xie: dui, shi wo |
| [00:11.664] | ma: shi ba, a? |
| [00:12.865] | xie: shi, shi, shi |
| [00:14.224] | ma: zhu ming xiang sheng yan yuan |
| [00:15.686] | xie: hai, gou bu shang. yi ban yan yuan |
| [00:19.631] | ma: qian xu, qian xu, ai, qian xu |
| [00:24.046] | zheng duo shao qian? |
| [00:25.665] | xie: ai, ? |
| [00:27.964] | ma: fan zheng ni you qian |
| [00:28.669] | xie: zheng duo shao qian? |
| [00:29.662] | ma: ni zhe yang de ni qian shao bu liao |
| [00:31.804] | wo gu mo zhe, ni zen me ye de you ge wan er ba qian |
| [00:35.200] | shuo, zheng duo shao qian? shuo, shuo shuo shuo |
| [00:36.741] | xie: hai, wo hai neng zheng duo shao qian na? |
| [00:40.111] | ma: wo bu yao ni qian |
| [00:41.339] | ni shuo ba, zheng duo shao qian? |
| [00:43.115] | xie: wo ya, zheng bu liao duo shao qian |
| [00:45.884] | ma: xiang ni zhe ge di wei ni zhe ge shen fen er |
| [00:48.548] | a |
| [00:49.437] | xie: wo hai shen me shen fen er |
| [00:51.135] | ma: wo ke ting shuo ni you bu shao de tou xian er |
| [00:53.616] | xie: shen me tou xian er a! |
| [00:56.098] | wo bu guo shi ge pu tong de qu xie hui yuan |
| [00:59.520] | ma: qu yi jia xie hui hui yuan |
| [01:01.949] | xie: dui ya |
| [01:02.655] | ma: xing a! he! bu jian dan |
| [01:05.894] | bie xiao kan zi ji ya, xing, ke yi |
| [01:08.846] | bi wo qiang, bi wo qiang, wo jiu bu shi hui yuan |
| [01:12.633] | xie: o, nin ye shi gao qu yi de? |
| [01:15.846] | ma: , wo bu gao qu yi |
| [01:17.257] | xie: nin shi? |
| [01:18.903] | ma: zhe ge |
| [01:19.608] | dong zuo |
| [01:21.985] | xie: zhe shi shen me ya? |
| [01:24.441] | ma: shua bi gan er, xie |
| [01:27.863] | xie: nin zhe jiao shua bi gan er a? |
| [01:28.882] | ma: ai, xie |
| [01:29.926] | xie: shua bi gan er na bi ya |
| [01:31.180] | ma: xie |
| [01:32.356] | xie: nin shi zuo jia. na ying gai ru zuo jia xie hui |
| [01:37.084] | ma: zuo jia xie hui ke de yao wo ya, ta men mei jian guo wo de zuo pin |
| [01:42.021] | xie: na ni shi bu gou tiao jian er a |
| [01:44.346] | ji mei zuo pin, you mei ying xiang |
| [01:46.566] | ren jia zhi dao ni shi gan shen me de na? |
| [01:48.917] | ma: ai, ni zen me zhi dao wo mei zuo pin? |
| [01:51.634] | ni zen me zhi dao de? you zuo pin na, mei fa biao |
| [01:56.415] | xie: you zuo pin jiu hao ban |
| [01:58.975] | nin ke yi ba zhe gao zi na dao zuo jia xie hui, rang ta men xian kan kan na |
| [02:03.703] | ma: na qu le |
| [02:04.356] | xie: o, qu le |
| [02:05.087] | ma: ta men kan wan mei shuo bie de, rang wo shang bao she wen wen qu |
| [02:08.875] | xie: nin zhe pian fu duan, shi he zai bao zhi shang fa |
| [02:13.368] | ma: wo you na dao le bao she |
| [02:14.361] | xie: |
| [02:14.909] | ma: wo shuo:" tong zhi: |
| [02:16.242] | nin shou lei, nin gei kan kan, zhe shi wo xie de, zuo jia xie hui jie shao wo lai de |
| [02:23.765] | zhe shi wo de shou gao, chu nv zuo |
| [02:27.396] | mei you bie de yao qiu, jiu shi xi wang neng gou zao ri de he du zhe jian mian r |
| [02:33.822] | zhi yu zhe ge pian fu a, nei rong, nin shi sui bian tian, sui bian jian, mei guan xi |
| [02:40.797] | xiao yang er wo jiu bu kan le, chu nv zuo, gang xie de." |
| [02:45.264] | ta kan wan zhi hou:" xing a, jiu zhe yang ba |
| [02:49.339] | fan zheng zi er ye bu duo, beng gai le, beng dong le |
| [02:52.578] | jiu zhe yang, guo ji tian jian bao." |
| [02:54.668] | xie: hai shi bao she hao shuo hua |
| [02:56.784] | ma: wo gang yao zou, you jiao hui lai le: |
| [02:58.717] | " bie zou! bie zou! xian jiao fei!" |
| [03:00.859] | xie: ai, a? zhe tou gao er hai dao tie gao fei ya? |
| [03:05.404] | ma: wo ye na men er ya! |
| [03:06.632] | xie: nin xie de shen me gao zi ya? |
| [03:07.860] | ma: zheng hun qi shi |
| [03:09.244] | xie: zheng zheng hun na? |
| [03:14.077] | ma: zi er bu duo. wo gei ni nian nian a: |
| [03:16.297] | ma zhi ming, nan, san shi ba sui, shen gao yi mi ba san |
| [03:21.286] | yuan qiu pei ou yi ren, bu xian nian ling |
| [03:25.388] | xie: xing le, xing le! |
| [03:27.164] | hao, ni you yi mi ba san ma? |
| [03:30.351] | ma: ai, shuo gao dian er hao gao a, bu xing zhe ge ma |
| [03:34.792] | xie: shen me ren xing, nin shuo zhe shi |
| [03:37.247] | zhe jiao deng guang gao, zhi dao ma, jiu de gei ren jiao guang gao fei |
| [03:42.994] | ma: o, zhe ge deng guang gao ma, jiu ying dang jiao qian |
| [03:46.207] | xie: na dang ran la |
| [03:47.252] | ma: wo ke ting shuo la, tou gao er, de qian, de gao er fei |
| [03:51.275] | na zen me de cai neng gei wo qian na? |
| [03:54.357] | xie: deng deng, nin deng deng |
| [03:55.637] | ni bu shi dian ji zhe ru zhe ge zuo jia xie hui ma? |
| [03:59.112] | zen me zhe me hui er you dian ji zhe gao fei la? |
| [04:01.907] | ma: ni hu tu a! |
| [04:03.135] | wo bu wei qian wo ru zuo xie gan ma ya? |
| [04:06.400] | xie: ni yi wei ru le zuo xie jiu you qian la? |
| [04:09.613] | ma: dang ran la! |
| [04:10.580] | ru le zuo xie wo suan shi zheng shi de zuo jia a |
| [04:12.591] | yi hou" hua hua" xie dong xi, fa biao, qian jiu lai le |
| [04:16.248] | xie: qian jiu lai le? |
| [04:17.476] | chong ni zhe si xiang, ni jin bu liao zuo jia xie hui |
| [04:20.611] | ma: jin bu liao a? wo hai bu jin le, rang wo jin wo dou bu jin |
| [04:25.678] | wo yi xiang a, wo zhao ji ge ren, ge er ji ge bu cuo de |
| [04:30.354] | cou yi kuai er, zi ge er cheng li xie hui |
| [04:32.575] | xie: zi ji cheng li xie hui? |
| [04:34.952] | ma: ge ti de |
| [04:35.892] | xie: hao ma, zhe zuo xie hai you dan gan de? |
| [04:39.027] | ma: wo men bu shi zuo xie a, bu shi zuo xie |
| [04:41.091] | xie: shen me xie hui? |
| [04:42.423] | ma: wu xie |
| [04:43.729] | xie: cheng li wu xie? |
| [04:47.569] | ma: ai |
| [04:48.222] | xie: tiao wu de? |
| [04:49.084] | ma: tiao wu gan ma ya? |
| [04:50.103] | wu xie, zhuan men xie, xie wu xia de |
| [04:54.387] | xie: o, ni men zhe ge xie hui shi zhuan bian wu xia xiao shuo de? |
| [05:00.473] | ma: ai. zen me zhao? bie kan bu qi |
| [05:02.328] | zan zhe wu xie, zhun bi na zuo xie lai cai |
| [05:05.620] | xie: ni ya, jing dian ji zhe zhuan qian le |
| [05:09.172] | ni xie wan le, shang na er fa biao qu? |
| [05:11.602] | ma: hai, zan zi ji de xie hui, you kan wu a, zi ji fa ya |
| [05:16.669] | xie: ni men zhe xie hui hai you kan wu? |
| [05:19.255] | ma: you wa |
| [05:20.509] | xie: zhe kan wu jiao shen me ming zi a? |
| [05:22.442] | ma: kan wu de ming zi jiao a, wu kui shou |
| [05:25.499] | xie: hao." wu kui shou"! |
| [05:30.410] | ai ya! nin bu ru jiao" ba pi ma qi ge qiao liu liu liu" zhe dou xing zhe ge |
| [05:35.843] | hua quan shi ma? |
| [05:37.672] | ma: ni bu dong, ni bu dong |
| [05:40.388] | xie: wo bu dong shen me ya?" wu kui shou" ma |
| [05:42.322] | ma: wu kui shou zen me jiang? |
| [05:44.934] | zen me jiao wu kui shou? you xue wen zhe li tou |
| [05:47.807] | wu kui shou wu kui shou nai wu xia xiao shuo zhi kui shou |
| [05:52.535] | wo zhe kan wu yao ling dao xian dai wu xia xin chao liu |
| [05:56.532] | suo yi ming ming wu kui shou |
| [05:58.779] | xie: hei! wo shuo ni zhe ye xin hai bu xiao! |
| [06:01.783] | ma: ye xin na? zhe jiao xiong xin! |
| [06:03.873] | xie: xiong xin? |
| [06:04.996] | ma: wu kui shou chuang kan hao er, xian fa ta yi bu chang pian |
| [06:08.235] | xie: shui xie de ya? |
| [06:09.280] | ma: dang ran shi wo zhu bi la |
| [06:10.821] | xie: o |
| [06:11.814] | ma: you ji hui, you ji hui, ni ke yi kan kan |
| [06:14.008] | xie: xing, na tian wo zhao zhao zhe pian wen zhang |
| [06:17.143] | nin jiao shen me? ma zhi ming shi ba? na tian kan kan |
| [06:21.871] | ma: wo fa xiao shuo a, bu yong xian zai zhe ming zi, bu jiao ma zhi ming liao |
| [06:25.815] | zuo jia ma, zuo jia a, you bi ming r, you shu ming r a, zan ye you a |
| [06:32.111] | xie: o, nin hai you bi ming r? |
| [06:34.175] | ma: you a |
| [06:34.802] | xie: nin de bi ming r shi? |
| [06:36.003] | ma: mai fei |
| [06:38.197] | xie: mai shi ka fei |
| [06:40.496] | xian zai dao shi xing he zhe ge |
| [06:43.161] | ma: shen me ya? shen me ya? |
| [06:44.650] | xie: mai fei ya |
| [06:45.695] | ma:" mai" shi na ge mai? |
| [06:47.053] | " mai dong xi" de" mai"," fei" shi" fei xiang" de" fei" |
| [06:50.240] | xie: zen me jiang na? |
| [06:51.180] | ma: wo zhe wu kui shou yi mai chu qu |
| [06:52.774] | zhe qian, jiu fei lai le! |
| [06:55.151] | xie: o, hao! ni he zhe jiu wei zhuan qian shi ma? |
| [06:59.435] | ma: zan wei le chuang kan na! |
| [07:01.081] | xie: a, hao |
| [07:02.413] | ma: gang kai shi ban, mei you jing yan, tang tang lu zi |
| [07:05.104] | di yi qi bie duo yin, xian shao yin dian er |
| [07:07.350] | xie: nin yin le duo shao wa? |
| [07:08.473] | ma: ba bai wan |
| [07:09.231] | xie: a? ba bai wan fen er? |
| [07:12.940] | zhe hai shao yin dian er? ni zhe de yong duo shao zhi a? |
| [07:16.049] | ma: duo shao zhi? bu hao shuo |
| [07:18.609] | fan zheng zan zhe wu kui shou yi yin na, jiao yu ju lai ren le |
| [07:22.214] | xie: zhao ni gan shen me? |
| [07:24.356] | ma: zhao wo, shuo xian zai hen duo de xiao xue jiao shi men fan ying |
| [07:28.953] | hai zi men de ke ben er gong bu shang le |
| [07:31.383] | xie: zhe dian zhi dou rang ni dao teng lai le |
| [07:34.308] | ma: ta rang wo shao yin dian er |
| [07:35.954] | xie: |
| [07:36.555] | ma: wo shuo:" hai, nin gan ma zhe me ke qi ya |
| [07:39.089] | da ge dian hua jiu xing le, nin zuo, nin zuo, chou yan, he cha." |
| [07:42.981] | xie: hai ting ke qi |
| [07:43.869] | ma:" zhe shi er hao ban na, shui yin dou yi yang |
| [07:46.220] | zhe yang ba, ni men yong duo shao? ni gei wo ge shu |
| [07:50.139] | deng wo yin chu lai, zhi jie fa xue xiao qu, wan le." |
| [07:53.482] | xie: deng hui er! wo shuo nin gei ren xue xiao fa shen me shu a? |
| [07:57.610] | ma: mei ren yi ben wu kui shou |
| [07:58.994] | xie: ai hao! lao shi na jiang suan shu |
| [08:03.174] | di xia tong xue yi ren yi ben er wu xia xiao shuo, zhe xiang hua ma? |
| [08:06.753] | ma: zen me la? |
| [08:07.719] | xie: zhe hai zen me la? |
| [08:08.999] | ma: hei! zan zhe wu xia, zhi shi xing qu wei xing, qiang! |
| [08:15.086] | xie: ni xian bie chui. wo xian ting ting ni zhe nei rong |
| [08:18.142] | ma: shen me? |
| [08:18.795] | xie: wo ya, ting ting ni zhe nei rong |
| [08:20.754] | ma: ni ting nei rong? |
| [08:21.877] | xie: a |
| [08:22.504] | ma: hei, mei de ni lie |
| [08:24.542] | ping shen me gei ni ting nei rong? |
| [08:26.606] | xie: zen me, ting ting hai bu xing a? |
| [08:27.598] | ma: na er de shi a, gei ni ting nei rong |
| [08:28.904] | a, zhen shi de |
| [08:31.360] | zhe yi ben shu de, bu shi san yan liang yu, yi shuo qing chu le |
| [08:34.860] | bu ru ni zi ji kan |
| [08:36.924] | zhe yang ba, ni mai dian er ba |
| [08:39.092] | ni ya, ding yi wan ben er |
| [08:40.973] | ni xian ba kuan fu lou, you shen me hua zai shuo |
| [08:43.716] | xie: ni deng deng er ba! |
| [08:45.126] | na er wo jiu ding yi wan ben er ya? |
| [08:46.955] | ma: ni ding bu liao na me duo, ni shao ding a, ni ding jiu qian |
| [08:49.097] | xie: mei you |
| [08:49.620] | ma: ba qian |
| [08:50.142] | xie: bu ding |
| [08:50.664] | ma: ni ding duo shao, fan zheng ni de ding a |
| [08:52.310] | zhe yang ba, ni yi gong you duo shao qian ba, ni shuo ba! |
| [08:54.295] | xie: ni wen wo dai duo shao qian gan ma? |
| [08:56.516] | ma: ni da suan mai duo shao qian de? |
| [08:57.535] | xie: wo ya, yi fen de wo dou bu mai |
| [08:59.807] | ma: zen me? |
| [09:00.591] | xie: wo zhi ni xie de shen me ya? |
| [09:02.080] | a, ni xian ba zhe nei rong jian dan gei wo jie shao jie shao xing ma? |
| [09:05.737] | ma: jie shao nei rong? |
| [09:07.095] | xie: a |
| [09:07.722] | ma: jie shao wan le ni hai mai bu mai ya? |
| [09:09.368] | xie: ni kan, wo yao ting zhe hao, bang zhe ni tui xiao qu |
| [09:12.790] | zhe zen me yang? |
| [09:13.626] | ma: na, na ke yi |
| [09:15.559] | xie: ni shuo shuo wo ting ting |
| [09:16.813] | ma: wo gei ni jie shao jie shao nei rong a |
| [09:18.276] | wo zhe ge xiao shuo a, wo cong gou si zhe fang mian wo xian shuo yi shuo |
| [09:21.959] | zhe ge xiao shuo zhe ge yi si na, ta shi |
| [09:24.780] | ai, yi ban de wo gei ren jie shao nei rong ye de shou fei |
| [09:30.031] | xie: ye |
| [09:32.800] | ma: ren tan hua hai shou" tan hua fei" na! wo hai mei shuo |
| [09:36.170] | xie: jiu zhe ge ye yao qian na? |
| [09:37.868] | ma: ni zhe ge dang ran jiu hao ban la |
| [09:39.644] | gen bie ren bu yi yang a, yin wei ni neng tui xiao |
| [09:42.387] | xie: dui ya |
| [09:43.066] | ma: dui bu dui. tui xiao a, ni zhe ge jiu suan you hui |
| [09:45.731] | you hui na, ni zhe ge ke yi shao suan |
| [09:48.682] | zan men an zhe ge jiu wu kou, gei ni da yi |
| [09:51.086] | xie: xing le, xing le! |
| [09:52.627] | beng jie shao le! wo bu ting xing ma |
| [09:55.344] | a? hai jiu wu kou, hai shi zhao wo yao qian shi ma? |
| [09:58.426] | ma: ni zhe ge ke yi bu yao qian na |
| [09:59.602] | xie: bu yao qian, ni gei wo shuo shuo |
| [10:01.900] | ma: bai gei ni shuo hai bu xing ma |
| [10:02.736] | xie: na xing |
| [10:04.434] | ma: wo gei ni shuo shuo wo zhe ge xiao shuo a |
| [10:05.949] | xie: xian shuo zhe ti mu shi? |
| [10:08.091] | ma: wo zhe ge xiao shuo de ti mu jiao ku la suan tian xian |
| [10:13.028] | xie: ku la suan tian xian? hao, wu wei ju quan |
| [10:18.593] | wo de xian pin pin ni zhe wei r, a |
| [10:20.787] | ma: shen me ya, ni jiu pin pin wei r? |
| [10:22.250] | xie: ai, ku la suan tian xian na |
| [10:24.026] | ma: zhe shi xiao shuo de ti mu |
| [10:26.037] | xie: o, ti mu jiao ku la suan tian xian |
| [10:31.288] | ma: ai |
| [10:31.863] | xie: na nin kai shi lai ba |
| [10:32.751] | ma: hao hao ting zhe! |
| [10:33.404] | xie: nin jiang ba |
| [10:34.867] | ma: hua shuo jiang hu qi cai, wu wei da xia |
| [10:41.006] | xie: o, you wu ge da xia |
| [10:43.304] | ma: wo gao su ni wu ge le? wo shuo wu ge le? a, wo shuo la? |
| [10:47.275] | yi ge ya! |
| [10:48.973] | xie: ni bu gang shuo wu wei da xia ma? |
| [10:51.376] | ma: ku la suan tian xian, zhe shi bu shi wu wei? |
| [10:54.537] | xie: o, wu zhong wei r a! |
| [10:58.534] | ma: a |
| [10:59.187] | xie: a, shi, shi |
| [11:00.415] | ma: jiu yi ge ren er, ta jiao wu wei da xia |
| [11:02.426] | xie: shi, shi. zhe da xia zhang shen me yang er a? |
| [11:05.378] | ma: zhi jian ta: |
| [11:06.162] | shen gao zhang er, bang kuo san ting |
| [11:09.531] | xue pen da kou, hu mu yuan zheng |
| [11:13.110] | bo zi sai che zhou, tou ru ping pang qiu |
| [11:16.114] | xie: ai, xing le, xing le! hao ma! |
| [11:19.562] | ma: zen me la? |
| [11:21.260] | xie: zhe da xia shi ma? |
| [11:22.384] | ma: a |
| [11:22.775] | xie: zhe nao dai gen ping pang qiu shi de |
| [11:24.604] | leng you" xue pen da kou"? |
| [11:27.582] | wo shuo zhe da xia zen me zhang de zhe ge? |
| [11:30.116] | a? shuo! shuo ya!? |
| [11:34.844] | ma: ai |
| [11:35.575] | xie: a |
| [11:36.255] | ma: ta zen me zhang zhe mu yang er? |
| [11:37.770] | xie: wo shuo ni wen shui ya? |
| [11:40.826] | shui xie de zhe ge? ni xie de! |
| [11:43.438] | ma: o, wo xie de, wo xie de |
| [11:44.797] | xie: shuo, shuo, shuo |
| [11:46.260] | ma: dang ran la, de you dao li ya! |
| [11:47.148] | xie: you shen me dao li ya? |
| [11:47.905] | ma: ta bu shi jiang hu qi cai ma |
| [11:49.629] | xie: a |
| [11:49.995] | ma: zhe qi cai bi you ge qi zhang xiang a |
| [11:52.398] | xie: qi zhe qi cai jiu de zhe mu yang er? |
| [11:55.585] | ma: jiu zhe mu yang er |
| [11:56.291] | xie: ai, hao, hao de |
| [11:57.231] | ma: zai kan ta: |
| [11:58.119] | shuang jian, jian bang shang a |
| [12:00.078] | xie: shen me? |
| [12:00.653] | ma: ya zhe ba shi jin qie zi |
| [12:02.011] | xie: qie zi? |
| [12:03.866] | ma: liang tui bang zhe er bai jin tu dou |
| [12:06.086] | yao li wei zhe yi shan sheng zhu |
| [12:09.874] | zhe bian ye zhe cai dao, zhe bian bie zhe chan zi |
| [12:12.931] | zhe shou na zhe cong jiang suan |
| [12:14.759] | zhe shou dian zhe da chao shao |
| [12:16.405] | dan bang yi yong li shi ding dang de luan xiang |
| [12:19.122] | xie: hao! zhe jiu yao shang zao le! he zhe |
| [12:21.499] | ma: shang zao a, zhei xie dong xi dou you yong |
| [12:24.372] | xie: you shen me yong a? |
| [12:25.260] | ma: zhe shi lian du jia gong fu yong de |
| [12:27.167] | xie: na men du jia gong fu? |
| [12:29.100] | ma: ku la suan tian xian shi" wu wei cui xin zhang" |
| [12:33.254] | xie: mei ting shuo guo! |
| [12:34.900] | zhe dou shen me" wu wei cui xin zhang"? |
| [12:36.467] | ma: mei ting shuo guo ya? |
| [12:37.433] | ni yao ting shuo guo, wo zhe wu kui shou zen me ling dao xian dai wu xia xin chao liu a? |
| [12:42.397] | xie: xing le, xing le! ni jiu bie ti ni na wu kui shou la, a |
| [12:44.695] | o, zhe shi da xia |
| [12:46.628] | ma: ai |
| [12:47.282] | xie: zheng mian ren wu ma |
| [12:48.274] | ma: hai you si ge fan pai |
| [12:49.345] | xie: hai you fan pai |
| [12:50.286] | ma: fan mian ren wu a. jiang hu ren cheng shi" si da mo tou" a |
| [12:53.891] | xie: na" si da mo tou" a? |
| [12:55.066] | ma: you dian mo ci mo guang mo sheng mo |
| [12:59.742] | xie: wo de wen qing chu lou |
| [13:01.022] | nin zhe" dian mo" shi na ge" dian" na? |
| [13:03.399] | ma: dian na, jiu shi fa dian, dian qi hua, dian |
| [13:07.422] | xie: dian bing xiang? |
| [13:08.101] | ma: ai, dui le |
| [13:08.937] | xie: a, hao, hao, hao |
| [13:09.747] | ma: dian mo |
| [13:10.400] | xie: o, dian mo. ci mo? |
| [13:11.784] | ma: ci jiu shi na ge ci li, zhi dao ma? |
| [13:15.024] | yi ci tie? |
| [13:15.833] | ma: ai, xi tie shi. zhi dao ma? na ge ci, ci mo |
| [13:19.334] | xie: guang mo? |
| [13:20.326] | ma: fa guang a, guang mo |
| [13:21.685] | xie: guang xue |
| [13:22.547] | ma: ai |
| [13:23.174] | xie: sheng mo? |
| [13:24.036] | ma: sheng mo jiu shi sheng yin, fa sheng yin |
| [13:25.577] | xie: xing le, xing le! |
| [13:26.387] | ta zhe dou shi xian dai ke xue de dong xi |
| [13:28.294] | ma: zhe" si da mo tou" a, yao du ba zhe ge yu zhou |
| [13:32.186] | ke shi you ben shi. |
| [13:33.727] | xie: you shen me ben shi na? |
| [13:35.007] | ma:" si da mo tou" yao shi yi kuai er duo jiao |
| [13:36.914] | xie: zen me yang? |
| [13:37.489] | ma: zhe di qiu" ga zhi" jiu lie le |
| [13:40.075] | xie: a?! zhe de gei ta men chu lou! |
| [13:42.583] | na tian ta men jiao xin yi yang yang zan jiu wan na! |
| [13:44.855] | ma: ai, suo yi wo cai you zhe di yi bai er shi hui: |
| [13:47.833] | " wu wei xia da zhan si mo tou, bing feng ding yi zhang ding qian kun" |
| [13:52.718] | zen me yang? |
| [13:53.554] | xie: bu zen me yang |
| [13:54.599] | na bu wu xia xiao shuo de hou mian quan shi zhe tao! |
| [13:57.368] | ma: zan zhe gen na ke bu yi yang, bu yi yang |
| [14:00.895] | xie: bu yi yang? |
| [14:01.913] | ma: jue dui bu yi yang! |
| [14:02.619] | xie: ni zhe shuo de shi shen me shi hou a? |
| [14:04.029] | ma: shuo de shi da qing qian long nian |
| [14:05.806] | ju ti shuo ba, jiu shi qian long er shi ba nian |
| [14:09.802] | la yue chu ba, zao chen qi lai ya, tian shi liang fei liang |
| [14:14.243] | jiu zai gui zi ya na zhen er |
| [14:15.889] | xie: gui hao, zhe zhen r zheng leng de shi hou |
| [14:19.311] | hao. zhe di dian na? |
| [14:20.617] | ma: di dian na, zai zhu mu lang ma feng na shan jian er shang |
| [14:24.614] | xie: shan shang le shi jie wu ji la? |
| [14:27.801] | ma: zhe jue dou a, yue gao yue hao a! |
| [14:29.812] | xie: shang, shang, shang |
| [14:30.805] | ma: nin xiang zhe zhu mu lang ma feng hai ba jiu qian gong chi a |
| [14:34.018] | zhe gao gao shan shang bu lao song a |
| [14:36.055] | xie: xing, xing! hai! |
| [14:38.668] | zhu mu lang ma feng jiu qian gong chi a? |
| [14:43.396] | na shi ba qian ba bai si shi ba gong chi |
| [14:46.635] | heng! jiu qian gong chi! |
| [14:49.169] | na yi bai wu shi er gong chi zhao na er yao qu? |
| [14:51.833] | ma: qiao zhe mu yang, qiao zhe mu yang er! gan ma? |
| [14:53.192] | xie: gan ma? |
| [14:53.897] | ma: you shen me liao bu qi de? |
| [14:54.655] | xie: ni shuo de dui ma? |
| [14:55.595] | ma: wo neng bu zhi dao ma? wo neng bu zhi dao ma? wo rang ni wen zhu? |
| [14:58.913] | zhen shi de, wo zuo jia ya! zhe ge wo neng bu dong? |
| [15:02.204] | zhu mu lang ma feng hai ba shi zhe ge zhe ge bu dao jiu qian gong chi |
| [15:05.391] | xie: ba qian ba bai ya |
| [15:06.566] | ma: ba qian ba bai er shi ba ya |
| [15:08.055] | xie: si shi ba |
| [15:08.944] | ma: si shi ba ya |
| [15:09.649] | xie: a |
| [15:10.171] | ma: na mei cuo er. zhe zan dong a |
| [15:12.261] | xie: ni dong ni zen me shuo jiu qian na? |
| [15:13.959] | ma: cha bu duo shao, cha duo shao? |
| [15:15.135] | xie: cha yi bai wu shi er gong chi na |
| [15:16.911] | ma: zhe yi bai duo gong chi na hai bu you xian ma |
| [15:18.426] | xie: na zen me ban na, ni? |
| [15:19.393] | ma: zhe yi bai duo gong chi a |
| [15:20.385] | xie: a |
| [15:20.855] | ma: ta bu na bing feng ding shang ta hai you mei hua zhuang na ma |
| [15:24.330] | zhi dao ma, mei hua zhuang a |
| [15:27.229] | xie: bing shan de ding shang zai ding shang mei hua zhuang? |
| [15:30.364] | ma: ai, hao jiu hao zai zhe mei hua zhuang shang |
| [15:32.297] | xie: hao, hao, hao. ding, ding |
| [15:34.962] | ma: mei hua zhuang |
| [15:35.615] | xie: ding |
| [15:37.208] | ma: jiu shuo zhe wu wei da xia a, ta zhan zai mei hua zhuang shang |
| [15:40.134] | xie: zhe jiu shang qu le |
| [15:40.917] | ma: bao quan gong shou |
| [15:41.936] | xie: a |
| [15:42.511] | ma:" si da mo tou qing le! ni men na yi ge xian lai ci jiao na?" |
| [15:48.597] | xie: da xia zhe jiao zhen le |
| [15:50.191] | ma: dian mo ci mo" chua chua" shang le mei hua zhuang |
| [15:53.378] | xie: cuan shang qu le |
| [15:54.214] | ma: ge zi tao chu le du jia de bing ren |
| [15:56.173] | xie: shen me bing ren? |
| [15:57.087] | ma: dian mo na de shi guang shan shan liang jing jing zeng guang wa liang zhe me yi ge |
| [16:00.588] | xie: shen me? |
| [16:01.110] | ma: shou dian tong |
| [16:01.894] | xie: shou ya?! dian bang a? |
| [16:05.760] | ma: ai. na ci mo na de shi yuan bu liu diu de |
| [16:09.260] | xie: zhe shi? |
| [16:10.018] | ma: zhi nan zhen |
| [16:10.802] | xie: ai, hao! zhe me li hai de mo tou jiu yong zhe wan yi er! a? |
| [16:14.642] | ma: zen me la? bie xiao kan na. zhe dou shi du jia de bing ren |
| [16:19.291] | xie: qi, du jia bing ren |
| [16:20.519] | ma: zhe shou dian tong ke bu shi yi ban de shou dian tong |
| [16:22.348] | xie: gen bie de hai bu yi yang? |
| [16:23.706] | ma: zhe shou dian tong a |
| [16:24.490] | xie: a |
| [16:24.960] | ma: ni yao yi an zhe dian men er |
| [16:26.475] | xie: zen me yang? |
| [16:27.259] | ma:" ka ben er" qian bian jiu liang le |
| [16:29.140] | xie: jiu |
| [16:30.080] | shi dian bang quan na yang er! a |
| [16:32.901] | ma: wo shi shuo ta na ge liang guang ya, zhi dao ma? |
| [16:35.174] | zhe liang guang a, yao qi si zhe ge yuan zi dan na guang fu she |
| [16:39.223] | duo li hai! |
| [16:40.868] | xie: guang fu she dou chu lai la? |
| [16:42.070] | ma: ai |
| [16:42.645] | xie: na na zhi nan zhen na? |
| [16:44.082] | ma: zhi nan zhen na, jiu geng xin xian le! |
| [16:46.197] | xie: zen me la? |
| [16:46.798] | ma: zhi nan zhen bu shi you ge zhen jian er ma? |
| [16:48.444] | xie: dui ya |
| [16:49.202] | ma: na xiao zhen jian a," chua" zhi yao yi dui shang ni |
| [16:53.799] | xie: zen me yang? |
| [16:55.471] | ma: ni jiu shen bu you ji di zhuan shen er, wang nan zou |
| [17:07.383] | xie: zhe dui shang wo wo jiu de wang nan zou? |
| [17:10.726] | ma: ni wang nan zou |
| [17:11.406] | xie: ai, wo wang nan zou |
| [17:13.391] | ma: ni shi bu zhuang nan qiang a |
| [17:15.167] | chang" bu hui tou |
| [17:17.988] | ni bu zao she yao, bu dong xin |
| [17:22.900] | de li ge long" |
| [17:24.075] | xie: ai, xing le! da zhu ba! |
| [17:25.068] | hai, zhe ci mo dai zhe ban dao ti jiu shang lai le shi ma? a? |
| [17:28.725] | ma: bu shi gan dao zhe er le ma, wo you hao chang |
| [17:30.632] | xie: zhe wu qi jiu yong zhe ge? |
| [17:32.800] | ma: duo li hai! |
| [17:33.296] | xie: hai li hai a? |
| [17:34.211] | ma: dian ci er mo, gao sheng jiao dao:" wu wei zi!" |
| [17:38.364] | xie: jin le yao pu le, |
| [17:39.644] | ma:" kuai kuai liang chu ni de bing ren!" |
| [17:42.962] | xie: da xia shuo shi mo? |
| [17:43.797] | ma:" er mo ting le!" |
| [17:44.660] | xie: |
| [17:45.208] | ma:" ben da xia chu shi yi lai, zong heng jiang hu shu shi yu zai |
| [17:49.335] | cong wei yong guo ren he bing ren, zai xia yuan yi yi shuang rou zhang, feng pei dao di!" |
| [17:55.657] | xie: zhe kou qi ke bu xiao wa! |
| [17:56.937] | ma: er mo wen ting, huo wang shang zhuang |
| [17:59.184] | zhe ge da kai le shou dian tong, na ge jiu dui zheng le zhi nan zhen |
| [18:02.658] | zhi jian zhe wu wei da xia, wei wei yi xiao |
| [18:05.270] | ta shi bu duo bu shan bu nuo bu dong bu yao bu huang |
| [18:08.196] | " hai hai" liang zhang, zhe dian ci er mo ao ao guai jiao shuai zai mei hua zhuang xia |
| [18:13.525] | zai kan zhe dian mo ke liao bu de le |
| [18:15.406] | xie: zen me la? |
| [18:15.876] | ma: kou tu lv shui ya, hun shen fa lv |
| [18:18.305] | lv tou fa, lv hu zi, lv bi zi, lv yan jing |
| [18:20.761] | lian jiao zhi gai r quan lv le |
| [18:22.485] | xie: hao, bian cheng" la ba er suan" le, he zhe |
| [18:25.071] | ma: ni zai kan zhe ci mo ya |
| [18:27.187] | xie: ai, ci mo zen me la? |
| [18:28.075] | ma: hua hua hua hua zhi bu zhu zhi liu yan lei |
| [18:30.086] | jiu hao xiang he le liang ping la jiao you, you chi le ban wan jie mo mian r |
| [18:33.639] | xie: xing, xing, xing, zhe shi zen me hui shi? |
| [18:35.703] | ma: wu wei da xia a, zhe shou shi de jiao ku zhang, ku qi gong xin |
| [18:40.013] | zhe shou shi de la zhang, la ru ta de wu zang |
| [18:42.965] | xie: zhe liang zhang gou li hai de! |
| [18:44.166] | ma: jin gen zhe guang mo sheng mo |
| [18:46.282] | jiu shang lai le |
| [18:48.163] | xie: you cuan shang lia lai |
| [18:49.522] | ma:" hao ni ge da dan de wu wei zi! |
| [18:52.369] | jing gan shang wo er wei xiong zhang |
| [18:54.668] | xiu zou! ting qin kan jing a!" |
| [18:59.866] | xie: deng deng er, xian bie zhao ji |
| [19:00.989] | zhe shi shen me bing ren? |
| [19:02.870] | ma: yi ge shi de shi qin, yi ge na de shi jing |
| [19:05.744] | xie: qin shi shen me qin? |
| [19:06.997] | ma: jiu shi liu xian qin |
| [19:08.277] | xie: liu ji ta ya? |
| [19:10.054] | ma: dui |
| [19:11.360] | xie: jing shi shen me jing? |
| [19:12.248] | ma: tai yang jing a |
| [19:13.110] | xie: ai, hao, hao! bian se jing ye lai le |
| [19:15.722] | zhe zhun shi na" kang ling" pai er de! |
| [19:17.316] | ma: bi" kang ling" de zhi liang hao |
| [19:19.510] | xie: ai, hao, hao |
| [19:20.398] | ma: guang mo shang qu jiu zhua da xia |
| [19:22.436] | da xia shan shen er jiu shi yi zhang" pa!" |
| [19:24.526] | xie: zhe shi shen me zhang? |
| [19:25.362] | ma: zhe shi suan zhang |
| [19:26.746] | xie: dao suan zhang le |
| [19:28.366] | ma: zhe yi suan zhang a, suan de zhe guang mo" ai you" yi sheng: |
| [19:31.944] | " ai you, ai you, ke ba wo suan si le!" |
| [19:35.967] | lia shou wu zhe sai bang zi, ha la zi liu chu er chi duo zhang |
| [19:39.285] | yi kou ya quan dao le |
| [19:40.983] | xie: beng wen le, na yan jing ye sui le, he zhe |
| [19:43.282] | ma: sheng mo yi jian ke jiu hong le yan le |
| [19:45.345] | xie: a |
| [19:45.998] | ma:" hao ni ge wu wei zi! ni gan ting wo tan qin ma?" |
| [19:50.021] | xie: zhe qin you shen me te dian na? |
| [19:51.954] | ma: ai you, ta zhe qin ke li hai ya! |
| [19:53.182] | ta zhe qin na, zhi yao shi yi dui shang ni |
| [19:56.317] | ni cai zen me yang? |
| [19:56.970] | xie: wo jiu de wang nan zou? |
| [19:59.634] | ma: ni wang nan zou |
| [20:00.966] | xie: wo wang nan zou? |
| [20:01.855] | ma: ni wang nan zou |
| [20:02.638] | xie: wo shi bu zhuang nan qiang a |
| [20:04.624] | chang" bu hui tou" |
| [20:06.948] | ai! wo shuo nin deng deng er ba! |
| [20:08.124] | zhe bu shi zhi nan zhen na tao ma? |
| [20:10.057] | zen me you ge zhe er la? |
| [20:11.886] | ma: wo rang ni wang nan zou de? |
| [20:13.035] | xie: wo |
| [20:14.080] | ma: ni zi ge er shuo, wo wang nan zou, ni shuo de! |
| [20:15.856] | wo rang ni wang nan zou de? |
| [20:17.084] | xie: zhe hai kou wo shen shang la? |
| [20:18.103] | ma: na dang ran la |
| [20:18.677] | xie: wo wen ni ta zhe qin? |
| [20:19.435] | ma: zhe qin na, ta you liu gen er xian |
| [20:20.924] | xie: a |
| [20:21.499] | ma: zhe liu gen xian na, zhe me yi dan |
| [20:23.797] | xie: zen me yang a? |
| [20:24.398] | ma: jiu dan de ni ya |
| [20:25.574] | xin fan yi luan, shou wu zu dao, ni jiu tiao wu |
| [20:28.944] | tiao qi lai ya, mei jie mei wan, zhi dao lei si wei zhi |
| [20:31.739] | xie: zhe zhao geng sun! |
| [20:33.149] | ma: zhi jian zhe sheng mo ya, bao zhe zhe liu xian qin, shi yue dan yue kuai: |
| [20:37.433] | " kuang long kuang lang, kuang long kuang lang, kuang long long kuang long kuang long long kuang" |
| [20:40.699] | xie: ya?! qie kuai shu, zhe shi! |
| [20:41.535] | ma: chang" wu wei xia zi xi liu shen kan |
| [20:43.050] | kuang long long kuang long long kuang, si da mo tou hao xiong can" |
| [20:45.766] | xie: xing le, xing, da zhu ba! |
| [20:47.700] | nin zhe bu shi dan xian ma? |
| [20:50.886] | zen me chang dan xian de, gai le?! |
| [20:53.264] | ma: wo zhun bei ba zhe xiao shuo gai cheng dan xian song gei qu yi tuan, bu shi you de gao fei ma! |
| [20:57.809] | xie: you hei ya |
| [20:58.854] | xing le, nin jiu bie cao zhe xin la! |
| [21:01.231] | wo wen ni zhe qin zen me hui shi? |
| [21:02.955] | ma: ta dan de dang ran shi zhe ge wu qu la |
| [21:04.993] | xie: dan wu qu? |
| [21:06.900] | ma: dan de shi wu qu ya |
| [21:07.605] | xie: a |
| [21:08.127] | ma: wu wei da xia yi ting ke le le |
| [21:09.851] | xie: le shen me ya? |
| [21:10.557] | ma: ting jian wu qu la |
| [21:11.366] | xie: you |
| [21:11.915] | ma: zai mei hua zhuang shang shi zhan ta de qing gong |
| [21:14.658] | shi man yao shuang bi, wei dou shuang jian |
| [21:16.904] | jiao di xia shi hu qian hu hou hu zuo hu you |
| [21:19.255] | " ku ku ku ku ku, ku ku ku ku ku" |
| [21:22.756] | xie: chang" tiao le yi ge di si ke ta hua yang zui duo" |
| [21:26.413] | zhe li bian hai you di si ke ya? |
| [21:30.775] | ma: ai, dang ran la! |
| [21:32.238] | ni de man zu qing shao nian de xu yao ma |
| [21:34.485] | xie: ai, hao. ta zhe wan yi er hai zhen gan shi mao |
| [21:38.090] | ma: deng ta ye tiao mei la, hun shen de han er ye chu tou le |
| [21:42.504] | zhe cai da han yi sheng:" tian!" |
| [21:45.508] | xie: beng wen na, zhe shi tian zhang a |
| [21:47.337] | ma: ai, ni hai zhen bu wai hang |
| [21:48.722] | xie: xing le, xing le! jiu wang xia shuo ba |
| [21:50.655] | ma: zhe sheng mo ya," gua ji" jiu tian dao le |
| [21:53.267] | xie: tian na er la |
| [21:54.129] | ma: hun shen na, quan shi mi ya |
| [21:56.375] | zhao lai yi ge da gou xiong, bao zhu ta nao dai" gua ji gua ji" jiu tian shang le |
| [22:00.137] | xie: hei! na ta nao dai dang" suo lei mi" le! |
| [22:06.955] | ma: zen me yang? |
| [22:07.713] | xie: zhe hui si da mo tou suan wan le ba? |
| [22:09.384] | ma: wan le? wan le hai xing a? |
| [22:11.553] | zhe jiu shou yi dian shang a |
| [22:12.780] | xie: shi a? |
| [22:13.538] | ma: xing guo lai zhi hou, si da mo tou tong shi cuan shang le mei hua zhuang |
| [22:17.456] | xie: si ge ren yao da yi ge? |
| [22:19.102] | ma: wu wei da xia shi lin wei bu ju, yong shou yi zhi: |
| [22:22.341] | " hai! si da mo tou, shu er ting zhen! |
| [22:25.397] | ben dang jiang ni men rao shu, dan er deng que bu zhi tian gao, bu dong di hou |
| [22:29.786] | lian chang wo si zhang hai bu di tou |
| [22:32.424] | ben da xia wei qing li jiang hu bai lei, sao chu yu zhou yin huan |
| [22:36.787] | han wei di qiu zhi wei yan, wei hu shi jie zhi he ping." |
| [22:40.209] | xie: zhe dou ai de shang ma? zhe ge?! |
| [22:42.246] | ma:" yao shi na qing shan chang zai, lv shui chang liu |
| [22:45.355] | da qi bu wu ran, di mian bu xia xian |
| [22:47.758] | ren ren zhu gao lou, jia jia you dian shan |
| [22:50.135] | zuo zhe da sha fa, kan zhe da cai dian |
| [22:52.330] | chuan zhe xiao xi fu er, chi zhe zha jiang mian" |
| [22:54.681] | xie: zhe dou shen me luan qi ba zao de! zhe ge! |
| [22:58.103] | ma: ai, wu wei da xia |
| [23:00.219] | yi yao ya yi duo jiao yi heng xin yi yun qi |
| [23:02.883] | zhe cai shi chu ta de jue zhang |
| [23:04.999] | shuo" xian le xian le ba! pa!" |
| [23:07.899] | xie: hao, zhe shi xian zhang |
| [23:09.727] | ma: shuang shou zhe me yi tui |
| [23:10.929] | si da mo tou, duo li duo suo, hun shen da zhan |
| [23:13.750] | tong shi diao xia mei hua zhuang, dang shi ta men de shen shang jiu qi le yi ceng da yan li zi |
| [23:18.922] | xie: wang wai mao yan li er? |
| [23:21.639] | ma: ai ya, zhe ge da yan li zi yue chu yue duo, yue ju yue duo ya |
| [23:25.636] | si da mo tou fen bu kai, lv bu san, ju zai yi kuai er |
| [23:28.666] | gu gu yong yong, gu gu yong yong |
| [23:30.416] | yi hui er de gong fu, bian cheng yi ge da yan tuo zi le |
| [23:33.107] | xie: hao ma! cheng yan kuai er la! |
| [23:34.988] | ma: hao da xia bu dai man |
| [23:36.581] | dong zuo |
| [23:37.731] | xia le mei hua zhuang, zuo jiao zhe me yi gou, you jiao yi tai |
| [23:42.772] | " pa!" shi le ge dao ti zi jin guan |
| [23:45.071] | ba zhe da yan tuo zi cong zhu mu lang ma feng gei ti dao tai ping yang li qu le! |
| [23:49.433] | xie: nin shuo zhe de duo da jin r a? he zhe |
| [23:53.273] | ma: ri jiu tian chang a, zhe da yan tuo zi yi hua |
| [23:56.042] | xie: a |
| [23:56.513] | ma: da zhe er qi, hai shui cai shi xian de! |
| [24:01.215] | xie: ni zhe bu hu shuo ba dao ma, a?! |
| [24:04.193] | ma: ni shuo shi mo? |
| [24:04.950] | xie: ni zhe shi hu shuo ba dao! |
| [24:06.935] | ma: hu shuo ba dao? |
| [24:07.902] | xie: ai |
| [24:08.607] | ma: wo gao su ni, zan zhe wu kui shou gang yin chu lai |
| [24:12.029] | ba bai wan fen er, yi jia er quan yao le! |
| [24:14.563] | xie: shui yao la? |
| [24:15.399] | ma: zao zhi chang |
| [24:16.522] | xie: hui lu la! |
| [00:01.397] | mǎ: zhè ér yǎn chū nǎ? |
| [00:02.468] | xiè: āi, jīn tiān shì xiàng sheng zhuān chǎng |
| [00:05.577] | mǎ: rèn shi nǐ |
| [00:06.544] | xiè: shì a? |
| [00:07.249] | mǎ: xìng xiè, jiào xiè tiān shùn |
| [00:10.305] | xiè: duì, shì wǒ |
| [00:11.664] | mǎ: shì ba, a? |
| [00:12.865] | xiè: shì, shì, shì |
| [00:14.224] | mǎ: zhù míng xiàng sheng yǎn yuán |
| [00:15.686] | xiè: hāi, gòu bù shàng. yì bān yǎn yuán |
| [00:19.631] | mǎ: qiān xū, qiān xū, āi, qiān xū |
| [00:24.046] | zhēng duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:25.665] | xiè: āi, ? |
| [00:27.964] | mǎ: fǎn zhèng nǐ yǒu qián |
| [00:28.669] | xiè: zhēng duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:29.662] | mǎ: nǐ zhè yàng de nǐ qián shào bù liǎo |
| [00:31.804] | wǒ gū mō zhe, nǐ zěn me yě de yǒu gè wàn ér bā qiān |
| [00:35.200] | shuō, zhēng duō shǎo qián? shuō, shuō shuō shuō |
| [00:36.741] | xiè: hāi, wǒ hái néng zhēng duō shǎo qián nǎ? |
| [00:40.111] | mǎ: wǒ bú yào nǐ qián |
| [00:41.339] | nǐ shuō ba, zhēng duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:43.115] | xiè: wǒ ya, zhēng bù liǎo duō shǎo qián |
| [00:45.884] | mǎ: xiàng nǐ zhè gè dì wèi nǐ zhè gè shēn fèn ér |
| [00:48.548] | a |
| [00:49.437] | xiè: wǒ hái shén me shēn fèn ér |
| [00:51.135] | mǎ: wǒ kě tīng shuō nǐ yǒu bù shǎo de tóu xián ér |
| [00:53.616] | xiè: shén me tóu xián ér a! |
| [00:56.098] | wǒ bù guò shì gè pǔ tōng de qū xié huì yuán |
| [00:59.520] | mǎ: qǔ yì jiā xié huì huì yuán |
| [01:01.949] | xiè: duì ya |
| [01:02.655] | mǎ: xíng a! hē! bù jiǎn dān |
| [01:05.894] | bié xiǎo kàn zì jǐ ya, xíng, kě yǐ |
| [01:08.846] | bǐ wǒ qiáng, bǐ wǒ qiáng, wǒ jiù bú shì huì yuán |
| [01:12.633] | xiè: ō, nín yě shì gǎo qǔ yì de? |
| [01:15.846] | mǎ: , wǒ bù gǎo qǔ yì |
| [01:17.257] | xiè: nín shì? |
| [01:18.903] | mǎ: zhè gè |
| [01:19.608] | dòng zuò |
| [01:21.985] | xiè: zhè shì shén me ya? |
| [01:24.441] | mǎ: shuǎ bǐ gǎn ér, xiě |
| [01:27.863] | xiè: nín zhè jiào shuǎ bǐ gǎn ér a? |
| [01:28.882] | mǎ: āi, xiě |
| [01:29.926] | xiè: shuǎ bǐ gǎn ér ná bǐ ya |
| [01:31.180] | mǎ: xiě |
| [01:32.356] | xiè: nín shì zuò jiā. nà yīng gāi rù zuò jiā xié huì |
| [01:37.084] | mǎ: zuò jiā xié huì kě de yào wǒ ya, tā men méi jiàn guò wǒ de zuò pǐn |
| [01:42.021] | xiè: nà nǐ shì bù gòu tiáo jiàn ér a |
| [01:44.346] | jì méi zuò pǐn, yòu méi yǐng xiǎng |
| [01:46.566] | rén jiā zhī dào nǐ shì gàn shén me de nǎ? |
| [01:48.917] | mǎ: āi, nǐ zěn me zhī dào wǒ méi zuò pǐn? |
| [01:51.634] | nǐ zěn me zhī dào de? yǒu zuò pǐn nǎ, méi fā biǎo |
| [01:56.415] | xiè: yǒu zuò pǐn jiù hǎo bàn |
| [01:58.975] | nín kě yǐ bǎ zhè gǎo zi ná dào zuò jiā xié huì, ràng tā men xiān kàn kàn nǎ |
| [02:03.703] | mǎ: ná qù le |
| [02:04.356] | xiè: ō, qù le |
| [02:05.087] | mǎ: tā men kàn wán méi shuō bié de, ràng wǒ shàng bào shè wèn wèn qù |
| [02:08.875] | xiè: nín zhè piān fú duǎn, shì hé zài bào zhǐ shàng fā |
| [02:13.368] | mǎ: wǒ yòu ná dào le bào shè |
| [02:14.361] | xiè: |
| [02:14.909] | mǎ: wǒ shuō:" tóng zhì: |
| [02:16.242] | nín shòu lěi, nín gěi kàn kàn, zhè shì wǒ xiě de, zuò jiā xié huì jiè shào wǒ lái de |
| [02:23.765] | zhè shì wǒ de shǒu gǎo, chǔ nǚ zuò |
| [02:27.396] | méi yǒu bié de yāo qiú, jiù shì xī wàng néng gòu zǎo rì de hé dú zhě jiàn miàn r |
| [02:33.822] | zhì yú zhè gè piān fú a, nèi róng, nín shì suí biàn tiān, suí biàn jiǎn, méi guān xì |
| [02:40.797] | xiǎo yàng ér wǒ jiù bù kàn le, chǔ nǚ zuò, gāng xiě de." |
| [02:45.264] | tā kàn wán zhī hòu:" xíng a, jiù zhè yàng ba |
| [02:49.339] | fǎn zhèng zì ér yě bù duō, béng gǎi le, béng dòng le |
| [02:52.578] | jiù zhè yàng, guò jǐ tiān jiàn bào." |
| [02:54.668] | xiè: hái shì bào shè hǎo shuō huà |
| [02:56.784] | mǎ: wǒ gāng yào zǒu, yòu jiào huí lái le: |
| [02:58.717] | " bié zǒu! bié zǒu! xiān jiāo fèi!" |
| [03:00.859] | xiè: āi, a? zhè tóu gǎo ér hái dào tiē gǎo fèi ya? |
| [03:05.404] | mǎ: wǒ yě nà mèn ér ya! |
| [03:06.632] | xiè: nín xiě de shén me gǎo zi ya? |
| [03:07.860] | mǎ: zhēng hūn qǐ shì |
| [03:09.244] | xiè: zhēng zhēng hūn nǎ? |
| [03:14.077] | mǎ: zì ér bù duō. wǒ gěi nǐ niàn niàn a: |
| [03:16.297] | mǎ zhì míng, nán, sān shí bā suì, shēn gāo yī mǐ bā sān |
| [03:21.286] | yuàn qiú pèi ǒu yī rén, bù xiàn nián líng |
| [03:25.388] | xiè: xíng le, xíng le! |
| [03:27.164] | hǎo, nǐ yǒu yī mǐ bā sān ma? |
| [03:30.351] | mǎ: āi, shuō gāo diǎn ér hǎo gǎo a, bù xīng zhè gè ma |
| [03:34.792] | xiè: shén me rén xìng, nín shuō zhè shì |
| [03:37.247] | zhè jiào dēng guǎng gào, zhī dào ma, jiù dé gěi rén jiāo guǎng gào fèi |
| [03:42.994] | mǎ: ō, zhè gè dēng guǎng gào ma, jiù yīng dāng jiāo qián |
| [03:46.207] | xiè: nà dāng rán la |
| [03:47.252] | mǎ: wǒ kě tīng shuō la, tóu gǎo ér, dé qián, dé gǎo ér fèi |
| [03:51.275] | nà zěn me de cái néng gěi wǒ qián nǎ? |
| [03:54.357] | xiè: děng děng, nín děng děng |
| [03:55.637] | nǐ bú shì diàn jì zhe rù zhè gè zuò jiā xié huì ma? |
| [03:59.112] | zěn me zhè me huì ér yòu diàn jì zhè gǎo fèi la? |
| [04:01.907] | mǎ: nǐ hú tú a! |
| [04:03.135] | wǒ bù wéi qián wǒ rù zuò xié gàn má ya? |
| [04:06.400] | xiè: nǐ yǐ wéi rù le zuò xié jiù yǒu qián la? |
| [04:09.613] | mǎ: dāng rán la! |
| [04:10.580] | rù le zuò xié wǒ suàn shì zhèng shì de zuò jiā a |
| [04:12.591] | yǐ hòu" huā huā" xiě dōng xī, fā biǎo, qián jiù lái le |
| [04:16.248] | xiè: qián jiù lái le? |
| [04:17.476] | chōng nǐ zhè sī xiǎng, nǐ jìn bù liǎo zuò jiā xié huì |
| [04:20.611] | mǎ: jìn bù liǎo a? wǒ hái bù jìn le, ràng wǒ jìn wǒ dōu bù jìn |
| [04:25.678] | wǒ yī xiǎng a, wǒ zhǎo jǐ gè rén, gē ér jǐ gè bù cuò de |
| [04:30.354] | còu yí kuài ér, zì gě ér chéng lì xié huì |
| [04:32.575] | xiè: zì jǐ chéng lì xié huì? |
| [04:34.952] | mǎ: gè tǐ de |
| [04:35.892] | xiè: hǎo ma, zhè zuò xié hái yǒu dān gàn de? |
| [04:39.027] | mǎ: wǒ men bú shì zuò xié a, bú shì zuò xié |
| [04:41.091] | xiè: shén me xié huì? |
| [04:42.423] | mǎ: wǔ xié |
| [04:43.729] | xiè: chéng lì wǔ xié? |
| [04:47.569] | mǎ: āi |
| [04:48.222] | xiè: tiào wǔ de? |
| [04:49.084] | mǎ: tiào wǔ gàn má ya? |
| [04:50.103] | wǔ xié, zhuān mén xiě, xiě wǔ xiá de |
| [04:54.387] | xiè: ó, nǐ men zhè gè xié huì shì zhuān biān wǔ xiá xiǎo shuō de? |
| [05:00.473] | mǎ: āi. zěn me zhāo? bié kàn bù qǐ |
| [05:02.328] | zán zhè wǔ xié, zhǔn bǐ nà zuò xié lái cái |
| [05:05.620] | xiè: nǐ ya, jìng diàn jì zhe zhuàn qián le |
| [05:09.172] | nǐ xiě wán le, shàng nǎ ér fā biǎo qù? |
| [05:11.602] | mǎ: hāi, zán zì jǐ de xié huì, yǒu kān wù a, zì jǐ fā ya |
| [05:16.669] | xiè: nǐ men zhè xié huì hái yǒu kān wù? |
| [05:19.255] | mǎ: yǒu wa |
| [05:20.509] | xiè: zhè kān wù jiào shén me míng zì a? |
| [05:22.442] | mǎ: kān wù de míng zì jiào a, wǔ kuí shǒu |
| [05:25.499] | xiè: hǎo." wǔ kuí shǒu"! |
| [05:30.410] | āi yā! nín bù rú jiào" bā pǐ mǎ qī ge qiǎo liù liù liù" zhè dōu xíng zhè gè |
| [05:35.843] | huá quán shì ma? |
| [05:37.672] | mǎ: nǐ bù dǒng, nǐ bù dǒng |
| [05:40.388] | xiè: wǒ bù dǒng shén me ya?" wǔ kuí shǒu" ma |
| [05:42.322] | mǎ: wǔ kuí shǒu zěn me jiǎng? |
| [05:44.934] | zěn me jiào wǔ kuí shǒu? yǒu xué wèn zhè lǐ tou |
| [05:47.807] | wǔ kuí shǒu wǔ kuí shǒu nǎi wǔ xiá xiǎo shuō zhī kuí shǒu |
| [05:52.535] | wǒ zhè kān wù yào lǐng dǎo xiàn dài wǔ xiá xīn cháo liú |
| [05:56.532] | suǒ yǐ mìng míng wǔ kuí shǒu |
| [05:58.779] | xiè: hēi! wǒ shuō nǐ zhè yě xīn hái bù xiǎo! |
| [06:01.783] | mǎ: yě xīn nǎ? zhè jiào xióng xīn! |
| [06:03.873] | xiè: xióng xīn? |
| [06:04.996] | mǎ: wǔ kuí shǒu chuàng kān hào ér, xiān fā tā yī bù cháng piān |
| [06:08.235] | xiè: shuí xiě de ya? |
| [06:09.280] | mǎ: dāng rán shì wǒ zhǔ bǐ la |
| [06:10.821] | xiè: ó |
| [06:11.814] | mǎ: yǒu jī huì, yǒu jī huì, nǐ kě yǐ kàn kàn |
| [06:14.008] | xiè: xíng, nǎ tiān wǒ zhǎo zhǎo zhè piān wén zhāng |
| [06:17.143] | nín jiào shén me? mǎ zhì míng shì ba? nà tiān kàn kàn |
| [06:21.871] | mǎ: wǒ fà xiǎo shuō a, bù yòng xiàn zài zhè míng zì, bù jiào mǎ zhì míng liǎo |
| [06:25.815] | zuò jiā ma, zuò jiā a, yǒu bǐ míng r, yǒu shǔ míng r a, zán yě yǒu a |
| [06:32.111] | xiè: ó, nín hái yǒu bǐ míng r? |
| [06:34.175] | mǎ: yǒu a |
| [06:34.802] | xiè: nín de bǐ míng r shì? |
| [06:36.003] | mǎ: mài fēi |
| [06:38.197] | xiè: mài shì kā fēi |
| [06:40.496] | xiàn zài dǎo shì xìng hē zhè gè |
| [06:43.161] | mǎ: shén me ya? shén me ya? |
| [06:44.650] | xiè: mài fēi ya |
| [06:45.695] | mǎ:" mài" shì nà gè mài? |
| [06:47.053] | " mài dōng xī" de" mài"," fēi" shì" fēi xiáng" de" fēi" |
| [06:50.240] | xiè: zěn me jiǎng nǎ? |
| [06:51.180] | mǎ: wǒ zhè wǔ kuí shǒu yī mài chū qù |
| [06:52.774] | zhè qián, jiù fēi lái le! |
| [06:55.151] | xiè: ō, hǎo! nǐ hé zhe jiù wèi zhuàn qián shì ma? |
| [06:59.435] | mǎ: zán wèi le chuàng kān nǎ! |
| [07:01.081] | xiè: a, hǎo |
| [07:02.413] | mǎ: gāng kāi shǐ bàn, méi yǒu jīng yàn, tàng tàng lù zi |
| [07:05.104] | dì yī qī bié duō yìn, xiān shǎo yìn diǎn ér |
| [07:07.350] | xiè: nín yìn le duō shǎo wa? |
| [07:08.473] | mǎ: bā bǎi wàn |
| [07:09.231] | xiè: a? bā bǎi wàn fèn ér? |
| [07:12.940] | zhè hái shǎo yìn diǎn ér? nǐ zhè de yòng duō shǎo zhǐ a? |
| [07:16.049] | mǎ: duō shǎo zhǐ? bù hǎo shuō |
| [07:18.609] | fǎn zhèng zán zhè wǔ kuí shǒu yī yìn nǎ, jiào yù jú lái rén le |
| [07:22.214] | xiè: zhǎo nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [07:24.356] | mǎ: zhǎo wǒ, shuō xiàn zài hěn duō de xiǎo xué jiào shī men fǎn yìng |
| [07:28.953] | hái zi men de kè běn ér gōng bù shàng le |
| [07:31.383] | xiè: zhè diǎn zhǐ dōu ràng nǐ dǎo téng lái le |
| [07:34.308] | mǎ: tā ràng wǒ shǎo yìn diǎn ér |
| [07:35.954] | xiè: |
| [07:36.555] | mǎ: wǒ shuō:" hāi, nín gàn ma zhè me kè qì ya |
| [07:39.089] | dǎ gè diàn huà jiù xíng le, nín zuò, nín zuò, chōu yān, hē chá." |
| [07:42.981] | xiè: hái tǐng kè qì |
| [07:43.869] | mǎ:" zhè shì ér hǎo bàn nǎ, shuí yìn dōu yí yàng |
| [07:46.220] | zhè yàng ba, nǐ men yòng duō shǎo? nǐ gěi wǒ gè shù |
| [07:50.139] | děng wǒ yìn chū lái, zhí jiē fā xué xiào qù, wán le." |
| [07:53.482] | xiè: děng huì ér! wǒ shuō nín gěi rén xué xiào fā shén me shū a? |
| [07:57.610] | mǎ: měi rén yī běn wǔ kuí shǒu |
| [07:58.994] | xiè: āi hǎo! lǎo shī nà jiǎng suàn shù |
| [08:03.174] | dǐ xià tóng xué yī rén yī běn ér wǔ xiá xiǎo shuō, zhè xiàng huà ma? |
| [08:06.753] | mǎ: zěn me la? |
| [08:07.719] | xiè: zhè hái zěn me la? |
| [08:08.999] | mǎ: hēi! zán zhè wǔ xiá, zhī shi xìng qù wèi xìng, qiáng! |
| [08:15.086] | xiè: nǐ xiān bié chuī. wǒ xiān tīng tīng nǐ zhè nèi róng |
| [08:18.142] | mǎ: shén me? |
| [08:18.795] | xiè: wǒ ya, tīng tīng nǐ zhè nèi róng |
| [08:20.754] | mǎ: nǐ tīng nèi róng? |
| [08:21.877] | xiè: a |
| [08:22.504] | mǎ: hēi, měi dé nǐ liě |
| [08:24.542] | píng shén me gěi nǐ tīng nèi róng? |
| [08:26.606] | xiè: zěn me, tīng tīng hái bù xíng a? |
| [08:27.598] | mǎ: nǎ ér de shì a, gěi nǐ tīng nèi róng |
| [08:28.904] | a, zhēn shi de |
| [08:31.360] | zhè yī běn shū de, bú shì sān yán liǎng yǔ, yī shuō qīng chǔ le |
| [08:34.860] | bù rú nǐ zì jǐ kàn |
| [08:36.924] | zhè yàng ba, nǐ mǎi diǎn ér ba |
| [08:39.092] | nǐ ya, dìng yī wàn běn ér |
| [08:40.973] | nǐ xiān bǎ kuǎn fù lóu, yǒu shén me huà zài shuō |
| [08:43.716] | xiè: nǐ děng děng ér ba! |
| [08:45.126] | nǎ ér wǒ jiù dìng yī wàn běn ér ya? |
| [08:46.955] | mǎ: nǐ dìng bù liǎo nà me duō, nǐ shǎo dìng a, nǐ dìng jiǔ qiān |
| [08:49.097] | xiè: méi yǒu |
| [08:49.620] | mǎ: bā qiān |
| [08:50.142] | xiè: bù dìng |
| [08:50.664] | mǎ: nǐ dìng duō shǎo, fǎn zhèng nǐ dé dìng a |
| [08:52.310] | zhè yàng ba, nǐ yī gòng yǒu duō shǎo qián ba, nǐ shuō ba! |
| [08:54.295] | xiè: nǐ wèn wǒ dài duō shǎo qián gàn má? |
| [08:56.516] | mǎ: nǐ dǎ suàn mǎi duō shǎo qián de? |
| [08:57.535] | xiè: wǒ ya, yī fēn de wǒ dōu bù mǎi |
| [08:59.807] | mǎ: zěn me? |
| [09:00.591] | xiè: wǒ zhī nǐ xiě de shén me ya? |
| [09:02.080] | a, nǐ xiān bǎ zhè nèi róng jiǎn dān gěi wǒ jiè shào jiè shào xíng ma? |
| [09:05.737] | mǎ: jiè shào nèi róng? |
| [09:07.095] | xiè: a |
| [09:07.722] | mǎ: jiè shào wán le nǐ hái mǎi bù mǎi ya? |
| [09:09.368] | xiè: nǐ kàn, wǒ yào tīng zhe hǎo, bāng zhe nǐ tuī xiāo qù |
| [09:12.790] | zhè zěn me yàng? |
| [09:13.626] | mǎ: nà, nà kě yǐ |
| [09:15.559] | xiè: nǐ shuō shuō wǒ tīng tīng |
| [09:16.813] | mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ jiè shào jiè shào nèi róng a |
| [09:18.276] | wǒ zhè gè xiǎo shuō a, wǒ cóng gòu sī zhè fāng miàn wǒ xiān shuō yī shuō |
| [09:21.959] | zhè gè xiǎo shuō zhè gè yì sī nǎ, tā shì |
| [09:24.780] | āi, yì bān de wǒ gěi rén jiè shào nèi róng yě de shōu fèi |
| [09:30.031] | xiè: yě |
| [09:32.800] | mǎ: rén tán huà hái shōu" tán huà fèi" nǎ! wǒ hái méi shuō |
| [09:36.170] | xiè: jiù zhè gè yě yào qián nǎ? |
| [09:37.868] | mǎ: nǐ zhè gè dāng rán jiù hǎo bàn la |
| [09:39.644] | gēn bié rén bù yí yàng a, yīn wèi nǐ néng tuī xiāo |
| [09:42.387] | xiè: duì ya |
| [09:43.066] | mǎ: duì bú duì. tuī xiāo a, nǐ zhè gè jiù suàn yōu huì |
| [09:45.731] | yōu huì nǎ, nǐ zhè gè kě yǐ shǎo suàn |
| [09:48.682] | zán men àn zhè gè jiǔ wǔ kòu, gěi nǐ dǎ yī |
| [09:51.086] | xiè: xíng le, xíng le! |
| [09:52.627] | béng jiè shào le! wǒ bù tīng xíng ma |
| [09:55.344] | a? hái jiǔ wǔ kòu, hái shì zhǎo wǒ yào qián shì ma? |
| [09:58.426] | mǎ: nǐ zhè gè kě yǐ bú yào qián nǎ |
| [09:59.602] | xiè: bú yào qián, nǐ gěi wǒ shuō shuō |
| [10:01.900] | mǎ: bái gěi nǐ shuō hái bù xíng ma |
| [10:02.736] | xiè: nà xíng |
| [10:04.434] | mǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ shuō shuō wǒ zhè gè xiǎo shuō a |
| [10:05.949] | xiè: xiān shuō zhè tí mù shì? |
| [10:08.091] | mǎ: wǒ zhè gè xiǎo shuō de tí mù jiào kǔ là suān tián xián |
| [10:13.028] | xiè: kǔ là suān tián xián? hǎo, wǔ wèi jù quán |
| [10:18.593] | wǒ dé xiān pǐn pǐn nǐ zhè wèi r, a |
| [10:20.787] | mǎ: shén me ya, nǐ jiù pǐn pǐn wèi r? |
| [10:22.250] | xiè: āi, kǔ là suān tián xián nǎ |
| [10:24.026] | mǎ: zhè shì xiǎo shuō de tí mù |
| [10:26.037] | xiè: ó, tí mù jiào kǔ là suān tián xián |
| [10:31.288] | mǎ: āi |
| [10:31.863] | xiè: nà nín kāi shǐ lái ba |
| [10:32.751] | mǎ: hǎo hǎo tīng zhe! |
| [10:33.404] | xiè: nín jiǎng ba |
| [10:34.867] | mǎ: huà shuō jiāng hú qí cái, wǔ wèi dà xiá |
| [10:41.006] | xiè: ō, yǒu wǔ gè dà xiá |
| [10:43.304] | mǎ: wǒ gào sù nǐ wǔ gè le? wǒ shuō wǔ gè le? a, wǒ shuō la? |
| [10:47.275] | yí gè ya! |
| [10:48.973] | xiè: nǐ bù gāng shuō wǔ wèi dà xiá ma? |
| [10:51.376] | mǎ: kǔ là suān tián xián, zhè shì bú shì wǔ wèi? |
| [10:54.537] | xiè: ō, wǔ zhǒng wèi r a! |
| [10:58.534] | mǎ: a |
| [10:59.187] | xiè: a, shì, shì |
| [11:00.415] | mǎ: jiù yí ge rén ér, tā jiào wǔ wèi dà xiá |
| [11:02.426] | xiè: shì, shì. zhè dà xiá zhǎng shén me yàng ér a? |
| [11:05.378] | mǎ: zhī jiàn tā: |
| [11:06.162] | shēn gāo zhàng èr, bǎng kuò sān tíng |
| [11:09.531] | xuè pén dà kǒu, hǔ mù yuán zhēng |
| [11:13.110] | bó zi sài chē zhóu, tóu rú pīng pāng qiú |
| [11:16.114] | xiè: āi, xíng le, xíng le! hǎo ma! |
| [11:19.562] | mǎ: zěn me la? |
| [11:21.260] | xiè: zhè dà xiá shì ma? |
| [11:22.384] | mǎ: a |
| [11:22.775] | xiè: zhè nǎo dài gēn pīng pāng qiú shì de |
| [11:24.604] | lèng yǒu" xuè pén dà kǒu"? |
| [11:27.582] | wǒ shuō zhè dà xiá zěn me zhǎng de zhè gè? |
| [11:30.116] | a? shuō! shuō ya!? |
| [11:34.844] | mǎ: āi |
| [11:35.575] | xiè: a |
| [11:36.255] | mǎ: tā zěn me zhǎng zhè mú yàng ér? |
| [11:37.770] | xiè: wǒ shuō nǐ wèn shuí ya? |
| [11:40.826] | shuí xiě de zhè gè? nǐ xiě de! |
| [11:43.438] | mǎ: ó, wǒ xiě de, wǒ xiě de |
| [11:44.797] | xiè: shuō, shuō, shuō |
| [11:46.260] | mǎ: dāng rán la, dé yǒu dào li ya! |
| [11:47.148] | xiè: yǒu shén me dào lǐ ya? |
| [11:47.905] | mǎ: tā bú shì jiāng hú qí cái ma |
| [11:49.629] | xiè: a |
| [11:49.995] | mǎ: zhè qí cái bì yǒu gè qí zhǎng xiàng a |
| [11:52.398] | xiè: qí zhè qí cái jiù de zhè mú yàng ér? |
| [11:55.585] | mǎ: jiù zhè mú yàng ér |
| [11:56.291] | xiè: āi, hǎo, hǎo de |
| [11:57.231] | mǎ: zài kàn tā: |
| [11:58.119] | shuāng jiān, jiān bǎng shàng a |
| [12:00.078] | xiè: shén me? |
| [12:00.653] | mǎ: yā zhe bā shí jīn qié zi |
| [12:02.011] | xiè: qié zi? |
| [12:03.866] | mǎ: liǎng tuǐ bǎng zhe èr bǎi jīn tǔ dòu |
| [12:06.086] | yāo lǐ wéi zhe yī shàn shēng zhū |
| [12:09.874] | zhè biān yē zhe cài dāo, zhè biān bié zhe chǎn zǐ |
| [12:12.931] | zhè shǒu ná zhe cōng jiāng suàn |
| [12:14.759] | zhè shǒu diān zhe dà chǎo sháo |
| [12:16.405] | dān bǎng yī yòng lì shì dīng dāng de luàn xiǎng |
| [12:19.122] | xiè: hǎo! zhè jiù yào shàng zào le! hé zhe |
| [12:21.499] | mǎ: shàng zào a, zhèi xiē dōng xī dōu yǒu yòng |
| [12:24.372] | xiè: yǒu shén me yòng a? |
| [12:25.260] | mǎ: zhè shì liàn dú jiā gōng fū yòng de |
| [12:27.167] | xiè: nǎ mén dú jiā gōng fū? |
| [12:29.100] | mǎ: kǔ là suān tián xián shì" wǔ wèi cuī xīn zhǎng" |
| [12:33.254] | xiè: méi tīng shuō guò! |
| [12:34.900] | zhè dōu shén me" wǔ wèi cuī xīn zhǎng"? |
| [12:36.467] | mǎ: méi tīng shuō guò ya? |
| [12:37.433] | nǐ yào tīng shuō guò, wǒ zhè wǔ kuí shǒu zěn me lǐng dǎo xiàn dài wǔ xiá xīn cháo liú a? |
| [12:42.397] | xiè: xíng le, xíng le! nǐ jiù bié tí nǐ nà wǔ kuí shǒu la, a |
| [12:44.695] | ó, zhè shì dà xiá |
| [12:46.628] | mǎ: āi |
| [12:47.282] | xiè: zhèng miàn rén wù ma |
| [12:48.274] | mǎ: hái yǒu sì gè fǎn pài |
| [12:49.345] | xiè: hái yǒu fǎn pài |
| [12:50.286] | mǎ: fǎn miàn rén wù a. jiāng hú rén chēng shì" sì dà mó tóu" a |
| [12:53.891] | xiè: nǎ" sì dà mó tóu" a? |
| [12:55.066] | mǎ: yǒu diàn mó cí mó guāng mó shēng mó |
| [12:59.742] | xiè: wǒ dé wèn qīng chǔ lóu |
| [13:01.022] | nín zhè" diàn mó" shì nà gè" diàn" nǎ? |
| [13:03.399] | mǎ: diàn nǎ, jiù shì fā diàn, diàn qì huà, diàn |
| [13:07.422] | xiè: diàn bīng xiāng? |
| [13:08.101] | mǎ: āi, duì le |
| [13:08.937] | xiè: a, hǎo, hǎo, hǎo |
| [13:09.747] | mǎ: diàn mó |
| [13:10.400] | xiè: ó, diàn mó. cí mó? |
| [13:11.784] | mǎ: cí jiù shì nà gè cí lì, zhī dào ma? |
| [13:15.024] | yǐ cí tiě? |
| [13:15.833] | mǎ: āi, xī tiě shí. zhī dào ma? nà gè cí, cí mó |
| [13:19.334] | xiè: guāng mó? |
| [13:20.326] | mǎ: fā guāng a, guāng mó |
| [13:21.685] | xiè: guāng xué |
| [13:22.547] | mǎ: āi |
| [13:23.174] | xiè: shēng mó? |
| [13:24.036] | mǎ: shēng mó jiù shì shēng yīn, fā shēng yīn |
| [13:25.577] | xiè: xíng le, xíng le! |
| [13:26.387] | tā zhè dōu shì xiàn dài kē xué de dōng xī |
| [13:28.294] | mǎ: zhè" sì dà mó tóu" a, yào dú bà zhè gè yǔ zhòu |
| [13:32.186] | kě shì yǒu běn shì. |
| [13:33.727] | xiè: yǒu shén me běn shì nǎ? |
| [13:35.007] | mǎ:" sì dà mó tóu" yào shì yí kuài ér duò jiǎo |
| [13:36.914] | xiè: zěn me yàng? |
| [13:37.489] | mǎ: zhè dì qiú" gā zhī" jiù liè le |
| [13:40.075] | xiè: a?! zhè dé gěi tā men chú lóu! |
| [13:42.583] | nà tiān tā men jiǎo xīn yī yǎng yǎng zán jiù wán nǎ! |
| [13:44.855] | mǎ: āi, suǒ yǐ wǒ cái yǒu zhè dì yī bǎi èr shí huí: |
| [13:47.833] | " wǔ wèi xiá dà zhàn sì mó tóu, bīng fēng dǐng yī zhǎng dìng qián kūn" |
| [13:52.718] | zěn me yàng? |
| [13:53.554] | xiè: bù zěn me yàng |
| [13:54.599] | nà bù wǔ xiá xiǎo shuō de hòu miàn quán shì zhè tào! |
| [13:57.368] | mǎ: zán zhè gēn nà kě bù yí yàng, bù yí yàng |
| [14:00.895] | xiè: bù yí yàng? |
| [14:01.913] | mǎ: jué duì bù yí yàng! |
| [14:02.619] | xiè: nǐ zhè shuō de shì shén me shí hòu a? |
| [14:04.029] | mǎ: shuō de shì dà qīng qián lóng nián |
| [14:05.806] | jù tǐ shuō ba, jiù shì qián lóng èr shí bā nián |
| [14:09.802] | là yuè chū bā, zǎo chén qǐ lái ya, tiān shì liàng fēi liàng |
| [14:14.243] | jiù zài guǐ zī yá nà zhèn ér |
| [14:15.889] | xiè: guǐ hǎo, zhè zhèn r zhèng lěng de shí hòu |
| [14:19.311] | hǎo. zhè dì diǎn nǎ? |
| [14:20.617] | mǎ: dì diǎn nǎ, zài zhū mù lǎng mǎ fēng nà shān jiān ér shàng |
| [14:24.614] | xiè: shān shàng le shì jiè wū jǐ la? |
| [14:27.801] | mǎ: zhè jué dòu a, yuè gāo yuè hǎo a! |
| [14:29.812] | xiè: shàng, shàng, shàng |
| [14:30.805] | mǎ: nín xiǎng zhè zhū mù lǎng mǎ fēng hǎi bá jiǔ qiān gōng chǐ a |
| [14:34.018] | zhè gāo gāo shān shàng bù lǎo sōng a |
| [14:36.055] | xiè: xíng, xíng! hāi! |
| [14:38.668] | zhū mù lǎng mǎ fēng jiǔ qiān gōng chǐ a? |
| [14:43.396] | nà shi bā qiān bā bǎi sì shí bā gōng chǐ |
| [14:46.635] | hēng! jiǔ qiān gōng chǐ! |
| [14:49.169] | nà yī bǎi wǔ shí èr gōng chǐ zhǎo nǎ ér yào qù? |
| [14:51.833] | mǎ: qiáo zhè mú yàng, qiáo zhè mú yàng ér! gàn má? |
| [14:53.192] | xiè: gàn ma? |
| [14:53.897] | mǎ: yǒu shén me liǎo bù qǐ de? |
| [14:54.655] | xiè: nǐ shuō de duì ma? |
| [14:55.595] | mǎ: wǒ néng bù zhī dào ma? wǒ néng bù zhī dào ma? wǒ ràng nǐ wèn zhù? |
| [14:58.913] | zhēn shi de, wǒ zuò jiā ya! zhè gè wǒ néng bù dǒng? |
| [15:02.204] | zhū mù lǎng mǎ fēng hǎi bá shì zhè gè zhè gè bú dào jiǔ qiān gōng chǐ |
| [15:05.391] | xiè: bā qiān bā bǎi ya |
| [15:06.566] | mǎ: bā qiān bā bǎi èr shí bā ya |
| [15:08.055] | xiè: sì shí bā |
| [15:08.944] | mǎ: sì shí bā ya |
| [15:09.649] | xiè: a |
| [15:10.171] | mǎ: nà méi cuò ér. zhè zán dǒng a |
| [15:12.261] | xiè: nǐ dǒng nǐ zěn me shuō jiǔ qiān nǎ? |
| [15:13.959] | mǎ: chà bù duō shǎo, chà duō shǎo? |
| [15:15.135] | xiè: chà yī bǎi wǔ shí èr gōng chǐ nǎ |
| [15:16.911] | mǎ: zhè yī bǎi duō gōng chǐ nà hái bù yǒu xiàn ma |
| [15:18.426] | xiè: nà zěn me bàn nǎ, nǐ? |
| [15:19.393] | mǎ: zhè yī bǎi duō gōng chǐ a |
| [15:20.385] | xiè: a |
| [15:20.855] | mǎ: tā bù nà bīng fēng dǐng shàng tā hái yǒu méi huā zhuāng nǎ ma |
| [15:24.330] | zhī dào ma, méi huā zhuāng a |
| [15:27.229] | xiè: bīng shān de dǐng shàng zài dīng shàng méi huā zhuāng? |
| [15:30.364] | mǎ: āi, hǎo jiù hǎo zài zhè méi huā zhuāng shàng |
| [15:32.297] | xiè: hǎo, hǎo, hǎo. dīng, dīng |
| [15:34.962] | mǎ: méi huā zhuāng |
| [15:35.615] | xiè: dīng |
| [15:37.208] | mǎ: jiù shuō zhè wǔ wèi dà xiá a, tā zhàn zài méi huā zhuāng shàng |
| [15:40.134] | xiè: zhè jiù shǎng qù le |
| [15:40.917] | mǎ: bào quán gǒng shǒu |
| [15:41.936] | xiè: a |
| [15:42.511] | mǎ:" sì dà mó tóu qǐng le! nǐ men nǎ yī ge xiān lái cì jiào nǎ?" |
| [15:48.597] | xiè: dà xiá zhè jiào zhèn le |
| [15:50.191] | mǎ: diàn mó cí mó" chuā chuā" shàng le méi huā zhuāng |
| [15:53.378] | xiè: cuān shǎng qù le |
| [15:54.214] | mǎ: gè zì tāo chū le dú jiā de bīng rèn |
| [15:56.173] | xiè: shén me bīng rèn? |
| [15:57.087] | mǎ: diàn mó ná de shì guāng shǎn shǎn liàng jīng jīng zèng guāng wǎ liàng zhè me yí gè |
| [16:00.588] | xiè: shén me? |
| [16:01.110] | mǎ: shǒu diàn tǒng |
| [16:01.894] | xiè: shǒu ya?! diàn bàng a? |
| [16:05.760] | mǎ: āi. nà cí mó ná de shì yuán bù liū diū de |
| [16:09.260] | xiè: zhè shì? |
| [16:10.018] | mǎ: zhǐ nán zhēn |
| [16:10.802] | xiè: āi, hǎo! zhè me lì hài de mó tóu jiù yòng zhè wán yì ér! a? |
| [16:14.642] | mǎ: zěn me la? bié xiǎo kàn nǎ. zhè dōu shì dú jiā de bīng rèn |
| [16:19.291] | xiè: qī, dú jiā bīng rèn |
| [16:20.519] | mǎ: zhè shǒu diàn tǒng kě bú shì yì bān de shǒu diàn tǒng |
| [16:22.348] | xiè: gēn bié de hái bù yí yàng? |
| [16:23.706] | mǎ: zhè shǒu diàn tǒng a |
| [16:24.490] | xiè: a |
| [16:24.960] | mǎ: nǐ yào yī àn zhè diàn mén ér |
| [16:26.475] | xiè: zěn me yàng? |
| [16:27.259] | mǎ:" kā bēn ér" qián biān jiù liàng le |
| [16:29.140] | xiè: jiù |
| [16:30.080] | shì diàn bàng quán nà yàng ér! a |
| [16:32.901] | mǎ: wǒ shì shuō tā nà gè liàng guāng ya, zhī dào ma? |
| [16:35.174] | zhè liàng guāng a, yào qì sǐ zhè gè yuán zǐ dàn nà guāng fú shè |
| [16:39.223] | duō lì hài! |
| [16:40.868] | xiè: guāng fú shè dōu chū lái la? |
| [16:42.070] | mǎ: āi |
| [16:42.645] | xiè: nà nà zhǐ nán zhēn nǎ? |
| [16:44.082] | mǎ: zhǐ nán zhēn nǎ, jiù gēng xīn xiān le! |
| [16:46.197] | xiè: zěn me la? |
| [16:46.798] | mǎ: zhǐ nán zhēn bú shì yǒu gè zhēn jiān ér ma? |
| [16:48.444] | xiè: duì ya |
| [16:49.202] | mǎ: nà xiǎo zhēn jiān a," chuā" zhǐ yào yī duì shàng nǐ |
| [16:53.799] | xiè: zěn me yàng? |
| [16:55.471] | mǎ: nǐ jiù shēn bù yóu jǐ dì zhuàn shēn ér, wǎng nán zǒu |
| [17:07.383] | xiè: zhè duì shàng wǒ wǒ jiù dé wǎng nán zǒu? |
| [17:10.726] | mǎ: nǐ wǎng nán zǒu |
| [17:11.406] | xiè: āi, wǒ wǎng nán zǒu |
| [17:13.391] | mǎ: nǐ shì bù zhuàng nán qiáng a |
| [17:15.167] | chàng" bù huí tóu |
| [17:17.988] | nǐ bù zāo shé yǎo, bù dòng xīn |
| [17:22.900] | dé lī gē lóng" |
| [17:24.075] | xiè: āi, xíng le! dǎ zhù ba! |
| [17:25.068] | hāi, zhè cí mó dài zhe bàn dǎo tǐ jiù shàng lái le shì ma? a? |
| [17:28.725] | mǎ: bú shì gǎn dào zhè ér le ma, wǒ yòu hǎo chàng |
| [17:30.632] | xiè: zhè wǔ qì jiù yòng zhè gè? |
| [17:32.800] | mǎ: duō lì hài! |
| [17:33.296] | xiè: hái lì hài a? |
| [17:34.211] | mǎ: diàn cí èr mó, gāo shēng jiào dào:" wǔ wèi zǐ!" |
| [17:38.364] | xiè: jìn le yào pù le, |
| [17:39.644] | mǎ:" kuài kuài liàng chū nǐ de bīng rèn!" |
| [17:42.962] | xiè: dà xiá shuō shí mǒ? |
| [17:43.797] | mǎ:" èr mó tīng le!" |
| [17:44.660] | xiè: |
| [17:45.208] | mǎ:" běn dà xiá chū shī yǐ lái, zòng héng jiāng hú shù shí yú zài |
| [17:49.335] | cóng wèi yòng guò rèn hé bīng rèn, zài xià yuàn yǐ yī shuāng ròu zhǎng, fèng péi dào dǐ!" |
| [17:55.657] | xiè: zhè kǒu qì kě bù xiǎo wa! |
| [17:56.937] | mǎ: èr mó wén tīng, huǒ wǎng shàng zhuàng |
| [17:59.184] | zhè gè dǎ kāi le shǒu diàn tǒng, nà gè jiù duì zhèng le zhǐ nán zhēn |
| [18:02.658] | zhī jiàn zhè wǔ wèi dà xiá, wēi wēi yī xiào |
| [18:05.270] | tā shì bù duǒ bù shǎn bù nuó bù dòng bù yáo bù huǎng |
| [18:08.196] | " hāi hāi" liǎng zhǎng, zhè diàn cí èr mó áo áo guài jiào shuāi zài méi huā zhuāng xià |
| [18:13.525] | zài kàn zhè diàn mó kě liǎo bù dé le |
| [18:15.406] | xiè: zěn me la? |
| [18:15.876] | mǎ: kǒu tǔ lǜ shuǐ ya, hún shēn fā lǜ |
| [18:18.305] | lǜ tóu fà, lǜ hú zǐ, lǜ bí zi, lǜ yǎn jīng |
| [18:20.761] | lián jiǎo zhǐ gài r quán lǜ le |
| [18:22.485] | xiè: hǎo, biàn chéng" là bā ér suàn" le, hé zhe |
| [18:25.071] | mǎ: nǐ zài kàn zhè cí mó ya |
| [18:27.187] | xiè: āi, cí mó zěn me la? |
| [18:28.075] | mǎ: huā huā huā huā zhǐ bú zhù zhí liú yǎn lèi |
| [18:30.086] | jiù hǎo xiàng hē le liǎng píng là jiāo yóu, yòu chī le bàn wǎn jiè mò miàn r |
| [18:33.639] | xiè: xíng, xíng, xíng, zhè shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [18:35.703] | mǎ: wǔ wèi dà xiá a, zhè shǒu shǐ de jiào kǔ zhǎng, kǔ qì gōng xīn |
| [18:40.013] | zhè shǒu shǐ de là zhǎng, là rù tā de wǔ zàng |
| [18:42.965] | xiè: zhè liǎng zhǎng gòu lì hài de! |
| [18:44.166] | mǎ: jǐn gēn zhe guāng mó shēng mó |
| [18:46.282] | jiù shàng lái le |
| [18:48.163] | xiè: yòu cuān shàng liǎ lái |
| [18:49.522] | mǎ:" hǎo nǐ gè dà dǎn de wǔ wèi zǐ! |
| [18:52.369] | jìng gǎn shāng wǒ èr wèi xiōng zhǎng |
| [18:54.668] | xiū zǒu! tīng qín kàn jìng a!" |
| [18:59.866] | xiè: děng děng ér, xiān bié zháo jí |
| [19:00.989] | zhè shì shén me bīng rèn? |
| [19:02.870] | mǎ: yí gè shǐ de shì qín, yí gè ná de shì jìng |
| [19:05.744] | xiè: qín shì shén me qín? |
| [19:06.997] | mǎ: jiù shì liù xián qín |
| [19:08.277] | xiè: liù jí tā ya? |
| [19:10.054] | mǎ: duì |
| [19:11.360] | xiè: jìng shì shén me jìng? |
| [19:12.248] | mǎ: tài yáng jìng a |
| [19:13.110] | xiè: āi, hǎo, hǎo! biàn sè jìng yě lái le |
| [19:15.722] | zhè zhǔn shì nà" kāng líng" pái ér de! |
| [19:17.316] | mǎ: bǐ" kāng líng" de zhì liàng hǎo |
| [19:19.510] | xiè: āi, hǎo, hǎo |
| [19:20.398] | mǎ: guāng mó shǎng qù jiù zhuā dà xiá |
| [19:22.436] | dà xiá shǎn shēn ér jiù shì yī zhǎng" pā!" |
| [19:24.526] | xiè: zhè shì shén me zhǎng? |
| [19:25.362] | mǎ: zhè shì suān zhǎng |
| [19:26.746] | xiè: dào suān zhǎng le |
| [19:28.366] | mǎ: zhè yī suān zhǎng a, suān de zhè guāng mó" āi yōu" yī shēng: |
| [19:31.944] | " āi yōu, āi yōu, kě bǎ wǒ suān sǐ le!" |
| [19:35.967] | liǎ shǒu wǔ zhe sāi bāng zǐ, hā lǎ zǐ liú chū èr chǐ duō zhǎng |
| [19:39.285] | yī kǒu yá quán dào le |
| [19:40.983] | xiè: béng wèn le, nà yǎn jìng yě suì le, hé zhe |
| [19:43.282] | mǎ: shēng mó yī jiàn kě jiù hóng le yǎn le |
| [19:45.345] | xiè: a |
| [19:45.998] | mǎ:" hǎo nǐ gè wǔ wèi zǐ! nǐ gǎn tīng wǒ tán qín ma?" |
| [19:50.021] | xiè: zhè qín yǒu shén me tè diǎn nǎ? |
| [19:51.954] | mǎ: āi yōu, tā zhè qín kě lì hài ya! |
| [19:53.182] | tā zhè qín nǎ, zhǐ yào shì yī duì shàng nǐ |
| [19:56.317] | nǐ cāi zěn me yàng? |
| [19:56.970] | xiè: wǒ jiù dé wǎng nán zǒu? |
| [19:59.634] | mǎ: nǐ wǎng nán zǒu |
| [20:00.966] | xiè: wǒ wǎng nán zǒu? |
| [20:01.855] | mǎ: nǐ wǎng nán zǒu |
| [20:02.638] | xiè: wǒ shì bù zhuàng nán qiáng a |
| [20:04.624] | chàng" bù huí tóu" |
| [20:06.948] | āi! wǒ shuō nín děng děng ér ba! |
| [20:08.124] | zhè bú shì zhǐ nán zhēn nà tào ma? |
| [20:10.057] | zěn me yòu gē zhè ér la? |
| [20:11.886] | mǎ: wǒ ràng nǐ wǎng nán zǒu de? |
| [20:13.035] | xiè: wǒ |
| [20:14.080] | mǎ: nǐ zì gě ér shuō, wǒ wǎng nán zǒu, nǐ shuō de! |
| [20:15.856] | wǒ ràng nǐ wǎng nán zǒu de? |
| [20:17.084] | xiè: zhè hái kòu wǒ shēn shàng la? |
| [20:18.103] | mǎ: nà dāng rán la |
| [20:18.677] | xiè: wǒ wèn nǐ tā zhè qín? |
| [20:19.435] | mǎ: zhè qín nǎ, tā yǒu liù gēn ér xián |
| [20:20.924] | xiè: a |
| [20:21.499] | mǎ: zhè liù gēn xián nǎ, zhè me yī dàn |
| [20:23.797] | xiè: zěn me yàng a? |
| [20:24.398] | mǎ: jiù dàn dé nǐ ya |
| [20:25.574] | xīn fán yì luàn, shǒu wǔ zú dǎo, nǐ jiù tiào wǔ |
| [20:28.944] | tiào qǐ lái ya, méi jié méi wán, zhí dào lèi sǐ wéi zhǐ |
| [20:31.739] | xiè: zhè zhāo gèng sǔn! |
| [20:33.149] | mǎ: zhī jiàn zhè shēng mó ya, bào zhe zhè liù xián qín, shì yuè dàn yuè kuài: |
| [20:37.433] | " kuāng lóng kuāng lāng, kuāng lóng kuāng lāng, kuāng lóng lóng kuāng lóng kuāng lóng lóng kuāng" |
| [20:40.699] | xiè: ya?! qiè kuài shū, zhè shì! |
| [20:41.535] | mǎ: chàng" wǔ wèi xiá zǐ xì liú shén kàn |
| [20:43.050] | kuāng lóng lóng kuāng lóng lóng kuāng, sì dà mó tóu hǎo xiōng cán" |
| [20:45.766] | xiè: xíng le, xíng, dǎ zhù ba! |
| [20:47.700] | nín zhè bú shì dān xián ma? |
| [20:50.886] | zěn me chàng dān xián de, gǎi le?! |
| [20:53.264] | mǎ: wǒ zhǔn bèi bǎ zhè xiǎo shuō gǎi chéng dān xián sòng gěi qǔ yì tuán, bú shì yòu dé gǎo fèi ma! |
| [20:57.809] | xiè: yòu hēi ya |
| [20:58.854] | xíng le, nín jiù bié cāo zhè xīn la! |
| [21:01.231] | wǒ wèn nǐ zhè qín zěn me huí shì? |
| [21:02.955] | mǎ: tā dàn dé dàng rán shì zhè gè wǔ qǔ la |
| [21:04.993] | xiè: dàn wǔ qǔ? |
| [21:06.900] | mǎ: dàn dé shì wǔ qǔ ya |
| [21:07.605] | xiè: a |
| [21:08.127] | mǎ: wǔ wèi dà xiá yī tīng kě lè le |
| [21:09.851] | xiè: lè shén me ya? |
| [21:10.557] | mǎ: tīng jiàn wǔ qǔ la |
| [21:11.366] | xiè: yōu |
| [21:11.915] | mǎ: zài méi huā zhuāng shàng shī zhǎn tā de qīng gōng |
| [21:14.658] | shì màn yáo shuāng bì, wēi dǒu shuāng jiān |
| [21:16.904] | jiǎo dǐ xià shì hū qián hū hòu hū zuǒ hū yòu |
| [21:19.255] | " kū kū kū kū kū, kū kū kū kū kū" |
| [21:22.756] | xiè: chàng" tiào le yí gè dí sī kē tā huā yàng zuì duō" |
| [21:26.413] | zhè lǐ biān hái yǒu dí sī kē ya? |
| [21:30.775] | mǎ: āi, dāng rán la! |
| [21:32.238] | nǐ dé mǎn zú qīng shào nián de xū yào ma |
| [21:34.485] | xiè: āi, hǎo. tā zhè wán yì ér hái zhēn gǎn shí máo |
| [21:38.090] | mǎ: děng tā yě tiào měi la, hún shēn de hàn ér yě chū tòu le |
| [21:42.504] | zhè cái dà hǎn yī shēng:" tián!" |
| [21:45.508] | xiè: béng wèn nǎ, zhè shì tián zhǎng a |
| [21:47.337] | mǎ: āi, nǐ hái zhēn bù wài háng |
| [21:48.722] | xiè: xíng le, xíng le! jiù wǎng xià shuō ba |
| [21:50.655] | mǎ: zhè shēng mó ya," guā jī" jiù tián dào le |
| [21:53.267] | xiè: tián nà ér la |
| [21:54.129] | mǎ: hún shēn nǎ, quán shì mì ya |
| [21:56.375] | zhāo lái yí gè dà gǒu xióng, bào zhù tā nǎo dài" guā jī guā jī" jiù tiǎn shàng le |
| [22:00.137] | xiè: hēi! ná tā nǎo dài dāng" suō lei mì" le! |
| [22:06.955] | mǎ: zěn me yàng? |
| [22:07.713] | xiè: zhè huí sì dà mó tóu suàn wán le ba? |
| [22:09.384] | mǎ: wán le? wán le hái xíng a? |
| [22:11.553] | zhè jiù shòu yì diǎn shāng a |
| [22:12.780] | xiè: shì a? |
| [22:13.538] | mǎ: xǐng guò lái zhī hòu, sì dà mó tóu tóng shí cuān shàng le méi huā zhuāng |
| [22:17.456] | xiè: sì gè rén yào dǎ yí gè? |
| [22:19.102] | mǎ: wǔ wèi dà xiá shì lín wēi bù jù, yòng shǒu yī zhǐ: |
| [22:22.341] | " hāi! sì dà mó tóu, shù ěr tīng zhēn! |
| [22:25.397] | běn dāng jiāng nǐ men ráo shù, dàn ěr děng què bù zhī tiān gāo, bù dǒng dì hòu |
| [22:29.786] | lián cháng wǒ sì zhǎng hái bù dī tóu |
| [22:32.424] | běn dà xiá wèi qīng lǐ jiāng hú bài lèi, sǎo chú yǔ zhòu yǐn huàn |
| [22:36.787] | hàn wèi dì qiú zhī wēi yán, wéi hù shì jiè zhī hé píng." |
| [22:40.209] | xiè: zhè dōu āi dé shàng ma? zhè gè?! |
| [22:42.246] | mǎ:" yào shǐ nà qīng shān cháng zài, lǜ shuǐ cháng liú |
| [22:45.355] | dà qì bù wū rǎn, dì miàn bù xià xiàn |
| [22:47.758] | rén rén zhù gāo lóu, jiā jiā yǒu diàn shàn |
| [22:50.135] | zuò zhe dà shā fā, kàn zhe dà cǎi diàn |
| [22:52.330] | chuān zhe xiǎo xī fú ér, chī zhe zhá jiàng miàn" |
| [22:54.681] | xiè: zhè dōu shén me luàn qī bā zāo de! zhè gè! |
| [22:58.103] | mǎ: āi, wǔ wèi dà xiá |
| [23:00.219] | yī yǎo yá yī duò jiǎo yī héng xīn yī yùn qì |
| [23:02.883] | zhè cái shǐ chū tā de jué zhǎng |
| [23:04.999] | shuō" xián le xián le ba! pā!" |
| [23:07.899] | xiè: hǎo, zhè shì xián zhǎng |
| [23:09.727] | mǎ: shuāng shǒu zhè me yī tuī |
| [23:10.929] | sì dà mó tóu, duō lī duō suo, hún shēn dǎ zhàn |
| [23:13.750] | tóng shí diào xià méi huā zhuāng, dāng shí tā men de shēn shàng jiù qǐ le yī céng dà yán lì zǐ |
| [23:18.922] | xiè: wǎng wài mào yán lì ér? |
| [23:21.639] | mǎ: āi yā, zhè gè dà yán lì zǐ yuè chū yuè duō, yuè jù yuè duō ya |
| [23:25.636] | sì dà mó tóu fēn bù kāi, lǚ bù sàn, jù zài yí kuài ér |
| [23:28.666] | gǔ gǔ yōng yōng, gǔ gǔ yōng yōng |
| [23:30.416] | yī huì ér de gōng fū, biàn chéng yí gè dà yán tuó zǐ le |
| [23:33.107] | xiè: hǎo ma! chéng yán kuài ér la! |
| [23:34.988] | mǎ: hǎo dà xiá bù dài màn |
| [23:36.581] | dòng zuò |
| [23:37.731] | xià le méi huā zhuāng, zuǒ jiǎo zhè me yī gōu, yòu jiǎo yī tái |
| [23:42.772] | " pā!" shǐ le gè dào tī zǐ jīn guān |
| [23:45.071] | bǎ zhè dà yán tuó zǐ cóng zhū mù lǎng mǎ fēng gěi tī dào tài píng yáng lǐ qù le! |
| [23:49.433] | xiè: nín shuō zhè dé duō dà jìn r a? hé zhe |
| [23:53.273] | mǎ: rì jiǔ tiān cháng a, zhè dà yán tuó zǐ yī huā |
| [23:56.042] | xiè: a |
| [23:56.513] | mǎ: dǎ zhè ér qǐ, hǎi shuǐ cái shì xián de! |
| [24:01.215] | xiè: nǐ zhè bù hú shuō bā dào ma, a?! |
| [24:04.193] | mǎ: nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [24:04.950] | xiè: nǐ zhè shì hú shuō bā dào! |
| [24:06.935] | mǎ: hú shuō bā dào? |
| [24:07.902] | xiè: āi |
| [24:08.607] | mǎ: wǒ gào sù nǐ, zán zhè wǔ kuí shǒu gāng yìn chū lái |
| [24:12.029] | bā bǎi wàn fèn ér, yī jiā ér quán yào le! |
| [24:14.563] | xiè: shuí yào la? |
| [24:15.399] | mǎ: zào zhǐ chǎng |
| [24:16.522] | xiè: huí lú la! |
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