| [00:54.74] | 这个，有这么一个...相面的 |
| [00:55.92] | 这相面的，这玩意根本就不灵 |
| [00:16.97] | 你们都知道，相面、算卦、批八字儿 |
| [00:20.77] | 这都是冤人哪，骗人，是吧 |
| [00:24.93] | 根本你什么事，你找他算，绝对是算不灵 |
| [00:28.83] | 这过去呢，在那个...旧社会呀 |
| [00:32.57] | 就有这个，相面、算卦的，很赚钱 |
| [00:36.71] | 给批个八字啊，奉承奉承啊，有点什么事啊，是吧 |
| [00:40.40] | 找他，求他啊，给指条明路 |
| [00:42.81] | 最可气的呢，这有一种啊 |
| [00:45.71] | 失目的，失目的先生 |
| [00:48.42] | 俩眼珠子看不见，瞎子 |
| [00:50.94] | 他要算卦，有什么事找他 |
| [00:54.72] | 这种人简直都糊涂了简直 |
| [00:58.03] | 什么事都问他 |
| [01:00.09] | 先生，您受累，您给我看看 |
| [01:02.50] | 您给我算一卦，我丢点东西，您看能找着找不着 |
| [01:06.94] | 你瞪眼睛你都找不着 |
| [01:09.41] | 他瞎眼睛，你，让他给你找 |
| [01:13.80] | 你看得见你都找不着么 |
| [01:15.76] | 他看不见你问他干什么啊，多余么这不是 |
| [01:19.22] | 根本就不灵 |
| [01:22.02] | 有这么一个相面的 |
| [01:23.16] | 一点能耐没有 |
| [01:24.65] | 什么也不会 |
| [01:26.61] | 尽仗着生意门儿蒙市骗人，摆个摊儿 |
| [01:30.77] | 我认得这么一人 |
| [01:32.20] | 这小子，尽坑蒙拐骗，冤人骗人 |
| [01:38.55] | 外号叫“龚大个儿”，他姓龚，龚大个 |
| [01:42.68] | 个儿比我还高，也不认得字，没学问 |
| [01:49.30] | 尽仗着蒙市，那算卦相面的能不认字吗 |
| [01:55.50] | 他认得眼巴前的字，他没有多大的学问 |
| [01:58.30] | 说你让他来个奇门遁甲呀、什么八宫八卦呀 |
| [02:02.21] | 全说不上来，不会 |
| [02:04.18] | 他相面怎么相呢 |
| [02:06.32] | 八面封、八头堵，你怎么说啊他怎么有理 |
| [02:11.41] | 摆个摊儿 |
| [02:12.59] | 他哪儿人呢，天津人 |
| [02:13.97] | 就是这天津此地人 |
| [02:16.16] | 仨木板，摆一摊儿 |
| [02:18.20] | 有时候在河..河东那个那个地道外 |
| [02:21.29] | 地道外我常看见他 |
| [02:23.42] | 地道外那个小市场那 |
| [02:25.49] | 挺高的个子，个儿比谁都高半头 |
| [02:28.15] | 他摆这个摊呢，相面呢 |
| [02:31.15] | 他也没有那个那个相面算卦那些个道具 |
| [02:35.81] | 没那东西，没那些东西 |
| [02:39.46] | 应当相面算卦他得有那么一套家伙什啊 |
| [02:42.65] | 有个卦盒呢，有个大桶子呢，里头搁好几个签子 |
| [02:47.12] | 得有这个，他全没有 |
| [02:49.25] | 拿个石板，这石板呢，就是小孩写字那个石板 |
| [02:53.59] | 带木头边，这手拿着个石笔 |
| [02:56.79] | 就那个石笔，他有一个，哎 |
| [02:59.35] | 比滑石猴细，比滑石猴啊长点 |
| [03:01.96] | 拿一石板，站这，哎，东瞧西望 |
| [03:07.33] | 小市场啊，过来过去逛市场人多了，站那 |
| [03:10.87] | “哎——众位，我是奉送几下，我不要钱，” |
| [03:14.69] | “众位，哎闲着也是闲着、呆着也是呆着，我这儿啊不要钱。” |
| [03:21.16] | “我是奉送，奉送属相，相面算卦，我不要钱，” |
| [03:26.33] | “我这玩意儿，就是灵，就是灵！” |
| [03:30.90] | 他告人就是灵 |
| [03:32.48] | 他一说不要钱哪，有好几个人就围上来了 |
| [03:36.06] | 围一圈这桌子，大伙都看着 |
| [03:37.83] | 他呢，瞅瞅这个瞅瞅那个 |
| [03:39.90] | 拿手一指当间站这个 |
| [03:42.04] | “哎——就这位吧！” |
| [03:45.05] | 拿着石板，拿石板这时候拿石笔啊 |
| [03:48.76] | 拿石笔写字，往石板上写字 |
| [03:51.44] | 可不让人看见 |
| [03:52.73] | 围一大堆人谁也不知道他写的什么 |
| [03:54.80] | 看不见，他这，他这样写 |
| [03:56.68] | 光他自己看，写上俩字 |
| [03:58.82] | 写什么呢，“没有” |
| [04:01.16] | 就是，“没有”，写这么俩字，“没“、”有” |
| [04:05.69] | 他写完了，可谁也不知道啊 |
| [04:07.88] | 不知道是什么呀，他不让人看啊 |
| [04:09.57] | 写完了就把这石板扣在这桌子上了 |
| [04:12.16] | 就扣在桌上了，问这位： |
| [04:15.84] | “哎——你，现在你做事没做事？” |
| [04:22.89] | “做事没做事？说！” |
| [04:26.32] | 这位说，我，现在我是试运，没事 |
| [04:33.11] | “哦！”啪——一翻这石板，“看见没有？‘没有’！ ” |
| [04:42.65] | “我这个玩意儿，众位，看见没有，就是灵！” |
| [04:46.65] | “哦，就是他没事，没有事由可做——没有！”寸劲儿么 |
| [04:53.38] | 比如说这位做着事呢，他怎么办呢？ |
| [04:56.23] | 他不翻开，这石板他还扣着 |
| [04:58.33] | 他不抻你这茬儿，他往下问别的 |
| [05:00.80] | “你做事没做事？” |
| [05:02.84] | “哦，我做事了。” |
| [05:05.26] | “你是给别人做事啊，是自己的买卖？” |
| [05:10.26] | “哦——我给别人做事。” |
| [05:12.94] | “自己有买卖吗？” |
| [05:14.28] | “没有买卖。” |
| [05:15.89] | “哦“，一翻这石板，“看见没有，‘没有’ ！” |
| [05:23.21] | “我这相面，这相面就是灵！” |
| [05:29.62] | 那比如说这位啊他他做着事呢，他也有买卖 |
| [05:34.37] | 他自己也有买卖了，这有了，这怎么办呢 |
| [05:38.58] | 他不抻你这茬儿，石板呢不翻开，还扣着， |
| [05:41.72] | 他问你别的，问你别的了，问你有手艺吗 |
| [05:45.63] | 合着干脆你说我没有手艺，啪，一翻石板“没有” |
| [05:50.01] | 有，手艺也有，我自己也有手艺，这怎么办呢， |
| [05:53.57] | 他就不提这个了，就问你家里人了，问家庭了 |
| [05:57.14] | 看岁数，这个要是那个..四十来岁啊 |
| [06:01.65] | 五十来岁呢就问父母了 |
| [06:04.20] | “父母，在不在？” |
| [06:06.45] | 可大多数这个四五十岁的人呢 |
| [06:08.78] | 老人就都没有了，你一说“没有” |
| [06:11.71] | 啪——一翻，“没有” |
| [06:14.57] | 那要二十来岁的呢 |
| [06:16.18] | 二十来岁呢就不问你父母了 |
| [06:18.15] | 二十来岁他有父母了，就问什么呢 |
| [06:20.27] | 问有这个，有小孩没有 |
| [06:23.52] | 要二十来岁呢，那大部分还没结婚呢 |
| [06:25.57] | 哪有小孩啊，准得说“没有小孩”，“没有” |
| [06:28.56] | 反正他只得逮不着，他老逮，早晚得逮着 |
| [06:31.98] | 他这石板，俩字，“没有”，他不翻开 |
| [06:34.27] | 也不知道怎么那么寸 |
| [06:35.89] | 那回我瞧见呢，遇见一位 |
| [06:40.37] | 大全乎人 |
| [06:45.06] | 问什么都有 |
| [06:47.19] | 问嘛有嘛 |
| [06:49.12] | 我一瞧心说这回可坏了，碰到钉子上了 |
| [06:52.50] | 他写好了，俩字——没有 |
| [06:54.63] | 啪，扣在那了 |
| [06:56.95] | “你，老弟，众位，看见没有，我这相面就是灵！” |
| [07:02.35] | “哎——我这相面就是灵！” |
| [07:04.15] | “你做事没做事？” |
| [07:06.21] | “哦，我做事了。” |
| [07:08.07] | “给别人做事，还是自个儿买卖？” |
| [07:11.43] | “哦，我自己买卖。” |
| [07:14.53] | “…你有手艺吗？” |
| [07:16.68] | “哦，我有” |
| [07:19.54] | “哦...你父母怎么样？老爷老太太硬朗？有吗？” |
| [07:29.02] | “哦，有！” |
| [07:32.67] | “你…你有小孩吗？有几...几个小孩” |
| [07:37.53] | “哦，小孩我也有” |
| [07:40.48] | “有…有男孩儿哈…女孩儿也有吗” |
| [07:42.64] | “哦，一样一个” |
| [07:45.64] | “哦，一样一个……岳父岳母…有吗？？” |
| [07:53.30] | “哦，有！” |
| [07:57.74] | “…大舅子呢？” |
| [08:01.83] | “哦，有！” |
| [08:05.85] | “哦，……大舅子也有！……这个…天…天凉啦，你有…皮猴吗？” |
| [08:17.30] | 这时候那位：“我...我没有皮猴。” |
| [08:20.47] | “哦！——没有！！” |
| [08:24.49] | 相面愣相出皮猴来了！ |
| [00:54.74] | zhe ge, you zhe me yi ge... xiang mian de |
| [00:55.92] | zhe xiang mian de, zhe wan yi gen ben jiu bu ling |
| [00:16.97] | ni men dou zhi dao, xiang mian suan gua pi ba zi er |
| [00:20.77] | zhe dou shi yuan ren na, pian ren, shi ba |
| [00:24.93] | gen ben ni shen me shi, ni zhao ta suan, jue dui shi suan bu ling |
| [00:28.83] | zhe guo qu ne, zai na ge... jiu she hui ya |
| [00:32.57] | jiu you zhe ge, xiang mian suan gua de, hen zhuan qian |
| [00:36.71] | gei pi ge ba zi a, feng cheng feng cheng a, you dian shen me shi a, shi ba |
| [00:40.40] | zhao ta, qiu ta a, gei zhi tiao ming lu |
| [00:42.81] | zui ke qi de ne, zhe you yi zhong a |
| [00:45.71] | shi mu di, shi mu di xian sheng |
| [00:48.42] | lia yan zhu zi kan bu jian, xia zi |
| [00:50.94] | ta yao suan gua, you shen me shi zhao ta |
| [00:54.72] | zhe zhong ren jian zhi dou hu tu le jian zhi |
| [00:58.03] | shen me shi dou wen ta |
| [01:00.09] | xian sheng, nin shou lei, nin gei wo kan kan |
| [01:02.50] | nin gei wo suan yi gua, wo diu dian dong xi, nin kan neng zhao zhao zhao bu zhao |
| [01:06.94] | ni deng yan jing ni dou zhao bu zhao |
| [01:09.41] | ta xia yan jing, ni, rang ta gei ni zhao |
| [01:13.80] | ni kan de jian ni dou zhao bu zhao me |
| [01:15.76] | ta kan bu jian ni wen ta gan shen me a, duo yu me zhe bu shi |
| [01:19.22] | gen ben jiu bu ling |
| [01:22.02] | you zhe me yi ge xiang mian de |
| [01:23.16] | yi dian neng nai mei you |
| [01:24.65] | shen me ye bu hui |
| [01:26.61] | jin zhang zhe sheng yi men er meng shi pian ren, bai ge tan r |
| [01:30.77] | wo ren de zhe me yi ren |
| [01:32.20] | zhe xiao zi, jin keng meng guai pian, yuan ren pian ren |
| [01:38.55] | wai hao jiao" gong da ge er", ta xing gong, gong da ge |
| [01:42.68] | ge er bi wo hai gao, ye bu ren de zi, mei xue wen |
| [01:49.30] | jin zhang zhe meng shi, na suan gua xiang mian de neng bu ren zi ma |
| [01:55.50] | ta ren de yan ba qian de zi, ta mei you duo da de xue wen |
| [01:58.30] | shuo ni rang ta lai ge qi men dun jia ya shen me ba gong ba gua ya |
| [02:02.21] | quan shuo bu shang lai, bu hui |
| [02:04.18] | ta xiang mian zen me xiang ne |
| [02:06.32] | ba mian feng ba tou du, ni zen me shuo a ta zen me you li |
| [02:11.41] | bai ge tan r |
| [02:12.59] | ta na er ren ne, tian jin ren |
| [02:13.97] | jiu shi zhe tian jin ci di ren |
| [02:16.16] | sa mu ban, bai yi tan r |
| [02:18.20] | you shi hou zai he.. he dong na ge na ge di dao wai |
| [02:21.29] | di dao wai wo chang kan jian ta |
| [02:23.42] | di dao wai na ge xiao shi chang na |
| [02:25.49] | ting gao de ge zi, ge er bi shui dou gao ban tou |
| [02:28.15] | ta bai zhe ge tan ne, xiang mian ne |
| [02:31.15] | ta ye mei you na ge na ge xiang mian suan gua nei xie ge dao ju |
| [02:35.81] | mei na dong xi, mei nei xie dong xi |
| [02:39.46] | ying dang xiang mian suan gua ta de you na me yi tao jia huo shen a |
| [02:42.65] | you ge gua he ne, you ge da tong zi ne, li tou ge hao ji ge qian zi |
| [02:47.12] | de you zhe ge, ta quan mei you |
| [02:49.25] | na ge shi ban, zhe shi ban ne, jiu shi xiao hai xie zi na ge shi ban |
| [02:53.59] | dai mu tou bian, zhe shou na zhe ge shi bi |
| [02:56.79] | jiu na ge shi bi, ta you yi ge, ai |
| [02:59.35] | bi hua shi hou xi, bi hua shi hou a zhang dian |
| [03:01.96] | na yi shi ban, zhan zhe, ai, dong qiao xi wang |
| [03:07.33] | xiao shi chang a, guo lai guo qu guang shi chang ren duo le, zhan na |
| [03:10.87] | " ai zhong wei, wo shi feng song ji xia, wo bu yao qian," |
| [03:14.69] | " zhong wei, ai xian zhe ye shi xian zhe dai zhe ye shi dai zhe, wo zhe er a bu yao qian." |
| [03:21.16] | " wo shi feng song, feng song shu xiang, xiang mian suan gua, wo bu yao qian," |
| [03:26.33] | " wo zhe wan yi er, jiu shi ling, jiu shi ling!" |
| [03:30.90] | ta gao ren jiu shi ling |
| [03:32.48] | ta yi shuo bu yao qian na, you hao ji ge ren jiu wei shang lai le |
| [03:36.06] | wei yi quan zhe zhuo zi, da huo dou kan zhe |
| [03:37.83] | ta ne, chou chou zhe ge chou chou na ge |
| [03:39.90] | na shou yi zhi dang jian zhan zhe ge |
| [03:42.04] | " ai jiu zhe wei ba!" |
| [03:45.05] | na zhe shi ban, na shi ban zhe shi hou na shi bi a |
| [03:48.76] | na shi bi xie zi, wang shi ban shang xie zi |
| [03:51.44] | ke bu rang ren kan jian |
| [03:52.73] | wei yi da dui ren shui ye bu zhi dao ta xie de shen me |
| [03:54.80] | kan bu jian, ta zhe, ta zhe yang xie |
| [03:56.68] | guang ta zi ji kan, xie shang lia zi |
| [03:58.82] | xie shen me ne," mei you" |
| [04:01.16] | jiu shi," mei you", xie zhe me lia zi," mei"" you" |
| [04:05.69] | ta xie wan le, ke shui ye bu zhi dao a |
| [04:07.88] | bu zhi dao shi shen me ya, ta bu rang ren kan a |
| [04:09.57] | xie wan le jiu ba zhe shi ban kou zai zhe zhuo zi shang le |
| [04:12.16] | jiu kou zai zhuo shang le, wen zhe wei: |
| [04:15.84] | " ai ni, xian zai ni zuo shi mei zuo shi?" |
| [04:22.89] | " zuo shi mei zuo shi? shuo!" |
| [04:26.32] | zhe wei shuo, wo, xian zai wo shi shi yun, mei shi |
| [04:33.11] | " o!" pa yi fan zhe shi ban," kan jian mei you?' mei you'! " |
| [04:42.65] | " wo zhe ge wan yi er, zhong wei, kan jian mei you, jiu shi ling!" |
| [04:46.65] | " o, jiu shi ta mei shi, mei you shi you ke zuo mei you!" cun jin r me |
| [04:53.38] | bi ru shuo zhe wei zuo zhe shi ne, ta zen me ban ne? |
| [04:56.23] | ta bu fan kai, zhe shi ban ta hai kou zhe |
| [04:58.33] | ta bu chen ni zhe cha er, ta wang xia wen bie de |
| [05:00.80] | " ni zuo shi mei zuo shi?" |
| [05:02.84] | " o, wo zuo shi le." |
| [05:05.26] | " ni shi gei bie ren zuo shi a, shi zi ji de mai mai?" |
| [05:10.26] | " o wo gei bie ren zuo shi." |
| [05:12.94] | " zi ji you mai mai ma?" |
| [05:14.28] | " mei you mai mai." |
| [05:15.89] | " o", yi fan zhe shi ban," kan jian mei you,' mei you' !" |
| [05:23.21] | " wo zhe xiang mian, zhe xiang mian jiu shi ling!" |
| [05:29.62] | na bi ru shuo zhe wei a ta ta zuo zhe shi ne, ta ye you mai mai |
| [05:34.37] | ta zi ji ye you mai mai le, zhe you le, zhe zen me ban ne |
| [05:38.58] | ta bu chen ni zhe cha er, shi ban ne bu fan kai, hai kou zhe, |
| [05:41.72] | ta wen ni bie de, wen ni bie de le, wen ni you shou yi ma |
| [05:45.63] | he zhe gan cui ni shuo wo mei you shou yi, pa, yi fan shi ban" mei you" |
| [05:50.01] | you, shou yi ye you, wo zi ji ye you shou yi, zhe zen me ban ne, |
| [05:53.57] | ta jiu bu ti zhe ge le, jiu wen ni jia li ren le, wen jia ting le |
| [05:57.14] | kan sui shu, zhe ge yao shi na ge.. si shi lai sui a |
| [06:01.65] | wu shi lai sui ne jiu wen fu mu le |
| [06:04.20] | " fu mu, zai bu zai?" |
| [06:06.45] | ke da duo shu zhe ge si wu shi sui de ren ne |
| [06:08.78] | lao ren jiu dou mei you le, ni yi shuo" mei you" |
| [06:11.71] | pa yi fan," mei you" |
| [06:14.57] | na yao er shi lai sui de ne |
| [06:16.18] | er shi lai sui ne jiu bu wen ni fu mu le |
| [06:18.15] | er shi lai sui ta you fu mu le, jiu wen shen me ne |
| [06:20.27] | wen you zhe ge, you xiao hai mei you |
| [06:23.52] | yao er shi lai sui ne, na da bu fen hai mei jie hun ne |
| [06:25.57] | na you xiao hai a, zhun de shuo" mei you xiao hai"," mei you" |
| [06:28.56] | fan zheng ta zhi de dai bu zhao, ta lao dai, zao wan de dai zhe |
| [06:31.98] | ta zhe shi ban, lia zi," mei you", ta bu fan kai |
| [06:34.27] | ye bu zhi dao zen me na me cun |
| [06:35.89] | na hui wo qiao jian ne, yu jian yi wei |
| [06:40.37] | da quan hu ren |
| [06:45.06] | wen shen me dou you |
| [06:47.19] | wen ma you ma |
| [06:49.12] | wo yi qiao xin shuo zhe hui ke huai le, peng dao ding zi shang le |
| [06:52.50] | ta xie hao le, lia zi mei you |
| [06:54.63] | pa, kou zai na le |
| [06:56.95] | " ni, lao di, zhong wei, kan jian mei you, wo zhe xiang mian jiu shi ling!" |
| [07:02.35] | " ai wo zhe xiang mian jiu shi ling!" |
| [07:04.15] | " ni zuo shi mei zuo shi?" |
| [07:06.21] | " o, wo zuo shi le." |
| [07:08.07] | " gei bie ren zuo shi, hai shi zi ge er mai mai?" |
| [07:11.43] | " o, wo zi ji mai mai." |
| [07:14.53] | " ni you shou yi ma?" |
| [07:16.68] | " o, wo you" |
| [07:19.54] | " o... ni fu mu zen me yang? lao ye lao tai tai ying lang? you ma?" |
| [07:29.02] | " o, you!" |
| [07:32.67] | " ni ni you xiao hai ma? you ji... ji ge xiao hai" |
| [07:37.53] | " o, xiao hai wo ye you" |
| [07:40.48] | " you you nan hai r ha nv hai er ye you ma" |
| [07:42.64] | " o, yi yang yi ge" |
| [07:45.64] | " o, yi yang yi ge yue fu yue mu you ma??" |
| [07:53.30] | " o, you!" |
| [07:57.74] | " da jiu zi ne?" |
| [08:01.83] | " o, you!" |
| [08:05.85] | " o, da jiu zi ye you! zhe ge tian tian liang la, ni you pi hou ma?" |
| [08:17.30] | zhe shi hou na wei:" wo... wo mei you pi hou." |
| [08:20.47] | " o! mei you!!" |
| [08:24.49] | xiang mian leng xiang chu pi hou lai le! |
| [00:54.74] | zhè gè, yǒu zhè me yí gè... xiàng miàn de |
| [00:55.92] | zhè xiàng miàn de, zhè wán yì gēn běn jiù bù líng |
| [00:16.97] | nǐ men dōu zhī dào, xiàng miàn suàn guà pī bā zì ér |
| [00:20.77] | zhè dōu shì yuān rén nǎ, piàn rén, shì ba |
| [00:24.93] | gēn běn nǐ shén me shì, nǐ zhǎo tā suàn, jué duì shì suàn bù líng |
| [00:28.83] | zhè guò qù ne, zài nà gè... jiù shè huì ya |
| [00:32.57] | jiù yǒu zhè gè, xiàng miàn suàn guà de, hěn zhuàn qián |
| [00:36.71] | gěi pī gè bā zì a, fèng chéng fèng chéng a, yǒu diǎn shén me shì a, shì ba |
| [00:40.40] | zhǎo tā, qiú tā a, gěi zhǐ tiáo míng lù |
| [00:42.81] | zuì kě qì de ne, zhè yǒu yī zhǒng a |
| [00:45.71] | shī mù dì, shī mù dì xiān shēng |
| [00:48.42] | liǎ yǎn zhū zi kàn bú jiàn, xiā zi |
| [00:50.94] | tā yào suàn guà, yǒu shén me shì zhǎo tā |
| [00:54.72] | zhè zhǒng rén jiǎn zhí dōu hú tú le jiǎn zhí |
| [00:58.03] | shén me shì dōu wèn tā |
| [01:00.09] | xiān shēng, nín shòu lěi, nín gěi wǒ kàn kàn |
| [01:02.50] | nín gěi wǒ suàn yī guà, wǒ diū diǎn dōng xī, nín kàn néng zhǎo zháo zhǎo bu zháo |
| [01:06.94] | nǐ dèng yǎn jīng nǐ dōu zhǎo bu zháo |
| [01:09.41] | tā xiā yǎn jīng, nǐ, ràng tā gěi nǐ zhǎo |
| [01:13.80] | nǐ kàn de jiàn nǐ dōu zhǎo bu zháo me |
| [01:15.76] | tā kàn bú jiàn nǐ wèn tā gàn shén me a, duō yú me zhè bú shì |
| [01:19.22] | gēn běn jiù bù líng |
| [01:22.02] | yǒu zhè me yí gè xiàng miàn de |
| [01:23.16] | yì diǎn néng nài méi yǒu |
| [01:24.65] | shén me yě bú huì |
| [01:26.61] | jǐn zhàng zhe shēng yì mén ér méng shì piàn rén, bǎi gè tān r |
| [01:30.77] | wǒ rèn de zhè me yī rén |
| [01:32.20] | zhè xiǎo zi, jǐn kēng méng guǎi piàn, yuān rén piàn rén |
| [01:38.55] | wài háo jiào" gōng dà gè ér", tā xìng gōng, gōng dà gè |
| [01:42.68] | gè ér bǐ wǒ hái gāo, yě bù rèn de zì, méi xué wèn |
| [01:49.30] | jǐn zhàng zhe méng shì, nà suàn guà xiàng miàn de néng bù rèn zì ma |
| [01:55.50] | tā rèn de yǎn bā qián de zì, tā méi yǒu duō dà de xué wèn |
| [01:58.30] | shuō nǐ ràng tā lái gè qí mén dùn jiǎ ya shén me bā gōng bā guà ya |
| [02:02.21] | quán shuō bù shàng lái, bú huì |
| [02:04.18] | tā xiàng miàn zěn me xiāng ne |
| [02:06.32] | bā miàn fēng bā tóu dǔ, nǐ zěn me shuō a tā zěn me yǒu lǐ |
| [02:11.41] | bǎi gè tān r |
| [02:12.59] | tā nǎ ér rén ne, tiān jīn rén |
| [02:13.97] | jiù shì zhè tiān jīn cǐ dì rén |
| [02:16.16] | sā mù bǎn, bǎi yī tān r |
| [02:18.20] | yǒu shí hou zài hé.. hé dōng nà gè nà gè dì dào wài |
| [02:21.29] | dì dào wài wǒ cháng kàn jiàn tā |
| [02:23.42] | dì dào wài nà gè xiǎo shì chǎng nà |
| [02:25.49] | tǐng gāo de gè zi, gè ér bǐ shuí dōu gāo bàn tóu |
| [02:28.15] | tā bǎi zhè gè tān ne, xiàng miàn ne |
| [02:31.15] | tā yě méi yǒu nà gè nà gè xiàng miàn suàn guà nèi xiē gè dào jù |
| [02:35.81] | méi nà dōng xī, méi nèi xiē dōng xī |
| [02:39.46] | yīng dāng xiàng miàn suàn guà tā dé yǒu nà me yī tào jiā huo shén a |
| [02:42.65] | yǒu gè guà hé ne, yǒu gè dà tǒng zǐ ne, lǐ tou gē hǎo jǐ gè qiān zǐ |
| [02:47.12] | dé yǒu zhè gè, tā quán méi yǒu |
| [02:49.25] | ná gè shí bǎn, zhè shí bǎn ne, jiù shì xiǎo hái xiě zì nà gè shí bǎn |
| [02:53.59] | dài mù tou biān, zhè shǒu ná zhe gè shí bǐ |
| [02:56.79] | jiù nà gè shí bǐ, tā yǒu yí gè, āi |
| [02:59.35] | bǐ huá shí hóu xì, bǐ huá shí hóu a zhǎng diǎn |
| [03:01.96] | ná yī shí bǎn, zhàn zhè, āi, dōng qiáo xī wàng |
| [03:07.33] | xiǎo shì chǎng a, guò lái guò qù guàng shì chǎng rén duō le, zhàn nà |
| [03:10.87] | " āi zhòng wèi, wǒ shì fèng sòng jǐ xià, wǒ bú yào qián," |
| [03:14.69] | " zhòng wèi, āi xián zhe yě shì xián zhe dāi zhe yě shì dāi zhe, wǒ zhè ér a bú yào qián." |
| [03:21.16] | " wǒ shì fèng sòng, fèng sòng shǔ xiàng, xiàng miàn suàn guà, wǒ bú yào qián," |
| [03:26.33] | " wǒ zhè wán yì ér, jiù shì líng, jiù shì líng!" |
| [03:30.90] | tā gào rén jiù shì líng |
| [03:32.48] | tā yī shuō bú yào qián nǎ, yǒu hǎo jǐ gè rén jiù wéi shàng lái le |
| [03:36.06] | wéi yī quān zhè zhuō zi, dà huǒ dōu kàn zhe |
| [03:37.83] | tā ne, chǒu chǒu zhè gè chǒu chǒu nà gè |
| [03:39.90] | ná shǒu yī zhǐ dāng jiān zhàn zhè gè |
| [03:42.04] | " āi jiù zhè wèi ba!" |
| [03:45.05] | ná zhe shí bǎn, ná shí bǎn zhè shí hòu ná shí bǐ a |
| [03:48.76] | ná shí bǐ xiě zì, wǎng shí bǎn shàng xiě zì |
| [03:51.44] | kě bù ràng rén kàn jiàn |
| [03:52.73] | wéi yī dà duī rén shuí yě bù zhī dào tā xiě de shén me |
| [03:54.80] | kàn bú jiàn, tā zhè, tā zhè yàng xiě |
| [03:56.68] | guāng tā zì jǐ kàn, xiě shàng liǎ zì |
| [03:58.82] | xiě shén me ne," méi yǒu" |
| [04:01.16] | jiù shì," méi yǒu", xiě zhè me liǎ zì," méi"" yǒu" |
| [04:05.69] | tā xiě wán le, kě shuí yě bù zhī dào a |
| [04:07.88] | bù zhī dào shì shén me ya, tā bù ràng rén kàn a |
| [04:09.57] | xiě wán le jiù bǎ zhè shí bǎn kòu zài zhè zhuō zi shàng le |
| [04:12.16] | jiù kòu zài zhuō shàng le, wèn zhè wèi: |
| [04:15.84] | " āi nǐ, xiàn zài nǐ zuò shì méi zuò shì?" |
| [04:22.89] | " zuò shì méi zuò shì? shuō!" |
| [04:26.32] | zhè wèi shuō, wǒ, xiàn zài wǒ shì shì yùn, méi shì |
| [04:33.11] | " ó!" pā yī fān zhè shí bǎn," kàn jiàn méi yǒu?' méi yǒu'! " |
| [04:42.65] | " wǒ zhè gè wán yì ér, zhòng wèi, kàn jiàn méi yǒu, jiù shì líng!" |
| [04:46.65] | " ó, jiù shì tā méi shì, méi yǒu shì yóu kě zuò méi yǒu!" cùn jìn r me |
| [04:53.38] | bǐ rú shuō zhè wèi zuò zhe shì ne, tā zěn me bàn ne? |
| [04:56.23] | tā bù fān kāi, zhè shí bǎn tā hái kòu zhe |
| [04:58.33] | tā bù chēn nǐ zhè chá ér, tā wǎng xià wèn bié de |
| [05:00.80] | " nǐ zuò shì méi zuò shì?" |
| [05:02.84] | " ó, wǒ zuò shì le." |
| [05:05.26] | " nǐ shì gěi bié rén zuò shì a, shì zì jǐ de mǎi mài?" |
| [05:10.26] | " ó wǒ gěi bié rén zuò shì." |
| [05:12.94] | " zì jǐ yǒu mǎi mài ma?" |
| [05:14.28] | " méi yǒu mǎi mài." |
| [05:15.89] | " ó", yī fān zhè shí bǎn," kàn jiàn méi yǒu,' méi yǒu' !" |
| [05:23.21] | " wǒ zhè xiàng miàn, zhè xiàng miàn jiù shì líng!" |
| [05:29.62] | nà bǐ rú shuō zhè wèi a tā tā zuò zhe shì ne, tā yě yǒu mǎi mài |
| [05:34.37] | tā zì jǐ yě yǒu mǎi mài le, zhè yǒu le, zhè zěn me bàn ne |
| [05:38.58] | tā bù chēn nǐ zhè chá ér, shí bǎn ne bù fān kāi, hái kòu zhe, |
| [05:41.72] | tā wèn nǐ bié de, wèn nǐ bié de le, wèn nǐ yǒu shǒu yì ma |
| [05:45.63] | hé zhe gān cuì nǐ shuō wǒ méi yǒu shǒu yì, pā, yī fān shí bǎn" méi yǒu" |
| [05:50.01] | yǒu, shǒu yì yě yǒu, wǒ zì jǐ yě yǒu shǒu yì, zhè zěn me bàn ne, |
| [05:53.57] | tā jiù bù tí zhè gè le, jiù wèn nǐ jiā lǐ rén le, wèn jiā tíng le |
| [05:57.14] | kàn suì shù, zhè gè yào shì nà gè.. sì shí lái suì a |
| [06:01.65] | wǔ shí lái suì ne jiù wèn fù mǔ le |
| [06:04.20] | " fù mǔ, zài bù zài?" |
| [06:06.45] | kě dà duō shù zhè gè sì wǔ shí suì de rén ne |
| [06:08.78] | lǎo rén jiù dōu méi yǒu le, nǐ yī shuō" méi yǒu" |
| [06:11.71] | pā yī fān," méi yǒu" |
| [06:14.57] | nà yào èr shí lái suì de ne |
| [06:16.18] | èr shí lái suì ne jiù bù wèn nǐ fù mǔ le |
| [06:18.15] | èr shí lái suì tā yǒu fù mǔ le, jiù wèn shén me ne |
| [06:20.27] | wèn yǒu zhè gè, yǒu xiǎo hái méi yǒu |
| [06:23.52] | yào èr shí lái suì ne, nà dà bù fèn hái méi jié hūn ne |
| [06:25.57] | nǎ yǒu xiǎo hái a, zhǔn dé shuō" méi yǒu xiǎo hái"," méi yǒu" |
| [06:28.56] | fǎn zhèng tā zhǐ de dǎi bù zháo, tā lǎo dǎi, zǎo wǎn dé dǎi zhe |
| [06:31.98] | tā zhè shí bǎn, liǎ zì," méi yǒu", tā bù fān kāi |
| [06:34.27] | yě bù zhī dào zěn me nà me cùn |
| [06:35.89] | nà huí wǒ qiáo jiàn ne, yù jiàn yī wèi |
| [06:40.37] | dà quán hū rén |
| [06:45.06] | wèn shén me dōu yǒu |
| [06:47.19] | wèn ma yǒu ma |
| [06:49.12] | wǒ yī qiáo xīn shuō zhè huí kě huài le, pèng dào dīng zi shàng le |
| [06:52.50] | tā xiě hǎo le, liǎ zì méi yǒu |
| [06:54.63] | pā, kòu zài nà le |
| [06:56.95] | " nǐ, lǎo dì, zhòng wèi, kàn jiàn méi yǒu, wǒ zhè xiàng miàn jiù shì líng!" |
| [07:02.35] | " āi wǒ zhè xiàng miàn jiù shì líng!" |
| [07:04.15] | " nǐ zuò shì méi zuò shì?" |
| [07:06.21] | " ó, wǒ zuò shì le." |
| [07:08.07] | " gěi bié rén zuò shì, hái shì zì gě ér mǎi mài?" |
| [07:11.43] | " ó, wǒ zì jǐ mǎi mài." |
| [07:14.53] | " nǐ yǒu shǒu yì ma?" |
| [07:16.68] | " ó, wǒ yǒu" |
| [07:19.54] | " ó... nǐ fù mǔ zěn me yàng? lǎo yé lǎo tài tài yìng lǎng? yǒu ma?" |
| [07:29.02] | " ó, yǒu!" |
| [07:32.67] | " nǐ nǐ yǒu xiǎo hái ma? yǒu jǐ... jǐ gè xiǎo hái" |
| [07:37.53] | " ó, xiǎo hái wǒ yě yǒu" |
| [07:40.48] | " yǒu yǒu nán hái r hā nǚ hái ér yě yǒu ma" |
| [07:42.64] | " ó, yí yàng yí gè" |
| [07:45.64] | " ó, yí yàng yí gè yuè fù yuè mǔ yǒu ma??" |
| [07:53.30] | " ó, yǒu!" |
| [07:57.74] | " dà jiù zǐ ne?" |
| [08:01.83] | " ó, yǒu!" |
| [08:05.85] | " ó, dà jiù zǐ yě yǒu! zhè gè tiān tiān liáng la, nǐ yǒu pí hóu ma?" |
| [08:17.30] | zhè shí hòu nà wèi:" wǒ... wǒ méi yǒu pí hóu." |
| [08:20.47] | " ó! méi yǒu!!" |
| [08:24.49] | xiàng miàn lèng xiāng chū pí hóu lái le! |
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