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If you need something done, lay in way, hit and run |
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There is just one name you should know |
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I'm not sugar and spice, I'm more naughty than nice |
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When it comes to bad I'm a pro |
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So just drop a dime on me |
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I will guarantee, it's a fait accompli |
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Check out the hat |
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'Cause baby, I'm where it's at |
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You got someone to find, somethin' nasty in mind |
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Put the hatter hot on the trail |
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I can get the job done like Attila the Hun |
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And buddy, that ain't no fairy tale |
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Let them run away, I will make them pay |
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Quicker than the lady can say |
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Off with her head |
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Well, isn't that what she said? |
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I'm the Mad Hatter, wacky as a hatter should be |
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The Mad Hatter, ain't nobody crazy as me |
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Might as well give up now, ain't no way, no how |
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No one makes their get away clean |
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Know what I mean? The Hatter works for the Queen |
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What is true? What is not? Can both change in a shot |
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And buddy, me, I couldn't care less |
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'Cause in two seconds flat, livin' under my hat |
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Is the strategy for success |
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I can stop a coup with a thing or two |
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That you thought nobody could do |
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You oughta know this ain't my first rodeo |
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I'm the Mad Hatter, dapper as a hatter should be |
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I'm the Mad Hatter, ain't nobody snappier, you see |
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So just surrender, dear, for the end is near |
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Let's grease up that old guillotine |
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You think I'm mean? Well, get a load of the queen? |
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There is nothin' I won't do |
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There is nothin' too taboo |
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I will lie, I will cheat |
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I will track you down and then hit delete |
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Tout de suite, so, buddy, let me repeat |
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I'm the Mad Hatter, clever as a hatter should be |
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I'm the Mad Hatter, never pull the wool over me |
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I've got a welcome planned here in Wonderland |
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It's an audience with an axe, take it from me |
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I'm only stating the facts so sit back and relax |
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The Mad Hatter attacks, the Mad Hatter attacks |
