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ALISON: Caption: Dad goes out. Dad get the newspaper. |
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Dad goes cruising? Dad picks up a hustler? |
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No, he didn't. Maybe he did, I don't really know. Who knows |
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JOAN: Allison, what happened? |
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MEDIUM ALISON: Dad finally responded to my letter |
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JOAN: Oh my God, what does he say? |
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MEDIUM ALISON: Dear Al |
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Big week at the Fun home. Couple of kids from Lock Haven wrapped their car around a tree, and I ended up working two 18 hour shifts. |
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Bad for my blood pressure. |
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Anyway, that's why I've been out of touch for a bit. Oh and by the way, we got your letter. |
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Well kid talk about a flair for the dramatic |
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BRUCE: As far as I see it the good news is: you're human |
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MEDIUM ALISON: What does that mean? What else would I be? |
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BRUCE: Your mother's pretty upset though. Not surprisingly, I guess. But I'm of the opinion that everybody should experiment |
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MEDIUM ALISON: Seriously? |
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BRUCE: I can't say though that I see the point of putting a label on yourself. |
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There have been a few times in my life when I thought about taking a stand, but I'm not hero. |
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Is that a cop out? Maybe so. It's hard sometimes to tell what is really worth it. |
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MEDIUM ALISON: God, I just... |
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JOAN: I'm sorry |
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MEDIUM ALISON: The tone is what I can't stand |
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It's so typical, so all-knowing. He has to be the expert. |
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Lots of advice and wisdom on things he doesn't know anything about! I'm gay! |
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Which means I'm not like him and I've never been like him and he can't deal with that. |
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He still wants to be the intellectual, broad minded, liberal bohemian, but he can't pull it off 'cause he can't deal with me! |
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And you know what, he never could, he never could! |
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BRUCE: I need more coffee. Where is Betty? |
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SMALL ALISON: She went home. Lorna is on now |
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BRUCE: Oh |
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Where is your barrette? Put it back in. Keeps the hair out of your eyes |
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SMALL ALISON: So would a crew cut. |
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BRUCE: If I see you without it again, I'll wail you. |
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Go get Lorna. I need coffee. |