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"Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. |
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Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? " |
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"WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?" |
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"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger." |
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen |
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We are tonight's entertainment |
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How about a magic trick? |
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I'm gonna make this pencil disappear |
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You see, I'm a guy of simple taste |
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I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline |
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You have all these rules and you think they'll save you |
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No, you need an ace in the hole |
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(Freak) |
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You wanna know how I got these scars? |
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My father was a drinker and a fiend |
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And one night he goes off crazier than usual |
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Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself |
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He doesn't like that (not one bit) |
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So, me watching, he takes the knife to her |
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laughing while he does it |
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He turns to me and says |
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(why so serious?) |
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Comes at me with the knife |
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(why so serious?) |
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He sticks the blade in my mouth |
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Let's put a smile on that face |
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And why so serious? |
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(Look at me) |
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Why so serious? |
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(You're crazy) |
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I'm not. No, I'm not. |
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(Look at me) |
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Why so serious? |
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(You're crazy) |
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This city deserves a better class of criminal |
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And I'm gonna give it to them |
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? |
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You know what I am? I am a dog chasing cars |
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I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it |
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You know, I just do things |
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duce a little anarchy |
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Come on I want you to do it, I want you to do it |
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You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with |
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If you're good at something never do it for free |
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(Freak) |
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Oh, you look nervous, is it the scars? |
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You want to know how I got 'em? |
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So I had a wife and she was |
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beautiful like you |
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Who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more |
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Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks |
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One day they carve her face and we have no money |
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For surgeries, she can't take it |
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I just want to see her smile again, I just want her to know that |
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I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth |
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(And do this) |
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To myself and you know what? |
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She can't stand the sight of me |
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(she leaves) |
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Now I see the funny side |
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Now I'm always smiling |
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(Look at me) |
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Why so serious? |
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(You're crazy) |
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I'm not. No, I'm not. |
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(Look at me) |
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Why so serious? |
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(You're crazy) |
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This city deserves a better class of criminal |
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And I'm gonna give it to them |
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Let's put a smile on that face |
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Come on |
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Don't talk like one of them, you're not |
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Even if you'd like to be |
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To them you're just a freak like me |
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They need you right now |
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But when they don't they'll cast you out |
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Like a leper |
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You see |
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Their morals |
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Their code |
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It's a bad joke |
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I'm just ahead of the curve |
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(Look at me) |
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Why so serious? |
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(You're crazy) |
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I'm not. No, I'm not. |
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(Look at me) |
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Why so serious? |
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(You're crazy) |
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This city deserves a better class of criminal |
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And I'm gonna give it to them |