Song | 吹牛 |
Artist | 左小祖咒 |
Album | 这小小的葡萄我从来没吃过 发布LIVE |
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[ti:吹牛] | |
[ar:左小祖咒] | |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 左小祖咒 |
[00:01.00] | 作词 : 左小祖咒 |
[00:03.736] | 《吹牛》 |
[00:27.613] | 孔老二他给我管过帐, |
[00:31.864] | 张天师他给我看菜园来, |
[00:37.216] | 王母娘娘来做饭, |
[00:41.320] | 九天仙女给我当丫鬟, |
[00:49.172] | 我本是老天爷他干爹, |
[00:53.326] | 你看我体面不体面啊。 |
[00:59.531] | 说个啥人定胜天,天不尿我 |
[01:06.895] | 我尿天啊。我尿天啊。 |
[01:31.857] | 艾未未时我的小毛驴 |
[01:36.560] | ,章子怡是我的小媳妇儿, |
[01:42.18] | 左小咒他是个把门虎, |
[01:47.425] | 韩寒当不了小白脸, |
[01:52.831] | 我本是老天爷他干爹 |
[01:58.182] | ,你看我体面不体面啊。 |
[02:04.438] | 说个啥人定胜天, |
[02:09.689] | 天不尿我我尿天啊。我尿天啊。 |
[02:37.28] | 好了好了,算我寂寞好了, |
[02:40.582] | 今天我的人生已经到了到了, |
[02:47.287] | 令人不可思议的,难以置信的, |
[02:52.592] | 我想对这个国家负责, |
[02:58.246] | 真的真的不是吹牛,这是属于你们的地方。 |
[03:08.204] | 我本是老天爷他干爹, |
[03:14.458] | 你看我体面不体面啊 |
ti: chui niu | |
ar: zuo xiao zu zhou | |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : zuo xiao zu zhou |
[00:01.00] | zuo ci : zuo xiao zu zhou |
[00:03.736] | chui niu |
[00:27.613] | kong lao er ta gei wo guan guo zhang, |
[00:31.864] | zhang tian shi ta gei wo kan cai yuan lai, |
[00:37.216] | wang mu niang niang lai zuo fan, |
[00:41.320] | jiu tian xian nv gei wo dang ya huan, |
[00:49.172] | wo ben shi lao tian ye ta gan die, |
[00:53.326] | ni kan wo ti mian bu ti mian a. |
[00:59.531] | shuo ge sha ren ding sheng tian, tian bu niao wo |
[01:06.895] | wo niao tian a. wo niao tian a. |
[01:31.857] | ai wei wei shi wo de xiao mao lv |
[01:36.560] | , zhang zi yi shi wo de xiao xi fu r, |
[01:42.18] | zuo xiao zhou ta shi ge ba men hu, |
[01:47.425] | han han dang bu liao xiao bai lian, |
[01:52.831] | wo ben shi lao tian ye ta gan die |
[01:58.182] | , ni kan wo ti mian bu ti mian a. |
[02:04.438] | shuo ge sha ren ding sheng tian, |
[02:09.689] | tian bu niao wo wo niao tian a. wo niao tian a. |
[02:37.28] | hao le hao le, suan wo ji mo hao le, |
[02:40.582] | jin tian wo de ren sheng yi jing dao le dao le, |
[02:47.287] | ling ren bu ke si yi de, nan yi zhi xin de, |
[02:52.592] | wo xiang dui zhe ge guo jia fu ze, |
[02:58.246] | zhen di zhen de bu shi chui niu, zhe shi shu yu ni men de di fang. |
[03:08.204] | wo ben shi lao tian ye ta gan die, |
[03:14.458] | ni kan wo ti mian bu ti mian a |
ti: chuī niú | |
ar: zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu | |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
[00:01.00] | zuò cí : zuǒ xiǎo zǔ zhòu |
[00:03.736] | chuī niú |
[00:27.613] | kǒng lǎo èr tā gěi wǒ guǎn guò zhàng, |
[00:31.864] | zhāng tiān shī tā gěi wǒ kàn cài yuán lái, |
[00:37.216] | wáng mǔ niáng niáng lái zuò fàn, |
[00:41.320] | jiǔ tiān xiān nǚ gěi wǒ dāng yā huán, |
[00:49.172] | wǒ běn shì lǎo tiān yé tā gān diē, |
[00:53.326] | nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn bù tǐ miàn a. |
[00:59.531] | shuō gè shà rén dìng shèng tiān, tiān bù niào wǒ |
[01:06.895] | wǒ niào tiān a. wǒ niào tiān a. |
[01:31.857] | ài wèi wèi shí wǒ de xiǎo máo lǘ |
[01:36.560] | , zhāng zǐ yí shì wǒ de xiǎo xí fu r, |
[01:42.18] | zuǒ xiǎo zhòu tā shì gè bǎ mén hǔ, |
[01:47.425] | hán hán dāng bù liǎo xiǎo bái liǎn, |
[01:52.831] | wǒ běn shì lǎo tiān yé tā gān diē |
[01:58.182] | , nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn bù tǐ miàn a. |
[02:04.438] | shuō gè shà rén dìng shèng tiān, |
[02:09.689] | tiān bù niào wǒ wǒ niào tiān a. wǒ niào tiān a. |
[02:37.28] | hǎo le hǎo le, suàn wǒ jì mò hǎo le, |
[02:40.582] | jīn tiān wǒ de rén shēng yǐ jīng dào le dào le, |
[02:47.287] | lìng rén bù kě sī yì de, nán yǐ zhì xìn de, |
[02:52.592] | wǒ xiǎng duì zhè gè guó jiā fù zé, |
[02:58.246] | zhēn dí zhēn de bú shì chuī niú, zhè shì shǔ yú nǐ men de dì fāng. |
[03:08.204] | wǒ běn shì lǎo tiān yé tā gān diē, |
[03:14.458] | nǐ kàn wǒ tǐ miàn bù tǐ miàn a |