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Metal Music's a man's man's world |
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It must be done with muscles and force |
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Cannot rock with half a crotch |
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Cannot boogie if you ain't got balls |
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The girl's place is backstage |
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To satisfy the victorious warrior |
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So ungrab that mike you bitch |
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I'm a narrow-minded sexist pig |
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Doro Pesch or Lee Aaron |
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Who can recall one of their tunes? |
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Same thing for the so-called Rock Goddess, |
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Runaways, Cheetah or Girlschool |
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They all wanted to play boys' games |
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But they won nothing but self-humiliation |
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Kat's been the only one to succeed |
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But she was a guy wearing a skirt and a wig |
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We take their constitution into account |
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Female bodies are weaker than ours |
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I'll prove I'm right with this: |
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Could a woman play that pleasant bridge? No! |
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Go on... |
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Many bands' work spoiled by braying cuties |
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Singing out of tune two times out of three |
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History shows us that we're right |
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All rock geniuses were men |
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Find me a she-Zappa, find me a she-Elvis |
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Find me a she-Lennon, find me a she-Hendrix |
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The girl's place is definitely backstage |
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To satisfy the victorious warrior |
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Or in a recording studio, to clean the johns |
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Not in front of a microphone |
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This one's a tribute to cum tanks |
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With well-shaped hips and boobs like bumpers |
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Who know where female talent lies: |
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Sluts, whores & pornostars |
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They never wanted to play boys' games |
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And they won nothing but congratulations |
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They may be held in high esteem |
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They sure deserve a better reputation |
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This one's a tribute to cum tanks |
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Bad girls don't get bored in hell |