[00:15.715] | 志玲:热狗热狗 |
[00:16.645] | 你看我今天穿这样 |
[00:18.95] | 好不好看? |
[00:19.497] | 热狗:不错啊 |
[00:19.776] | 满好的 Ok啊 |
[00:21.595] | 志玲:嗯~ 那你要帮人家打几分呢? |
[00:24.526] | 热狗:嗄 阿你不是说就 |
[00:26.688] | 是最讨厌别人帮你打分数 |
[00:28.787] | 还我打 很卢ㄟ |
[00:30.497] | 志玲:唉~唷! 你在电视上看到的 |
[00:32.687] | 只是表面啊 |
[00:34.428] | 你是在装傻 |
[00:35.648] | 还是你都没有发现呢? 嗯呵~ |
[00:38.788] | 热狗:嘿! 你这个笑的 |
[00:40.768] | 太屌了啦 |
[00:41.588] | 你真的很无聊不是我爱说你 |
[00:44.898] | 志玲:奇怪 为什么你总是对我那么冷淡 |
[00:49.700] | 我又高又瘦 |
[00:49.838] | 身材又好 |
[00:52.80] | 又会做家事 |
[00:52.648] | 还可以帮你烧饭 |
[00:55.80] | 洗衣服 |
[00:56.900] | 也会帮你生小孩 |
[00:57.428] | 为什么你要这样对我? |
[00:59.538] | 你说啊 |
[01:00.608] | 我今天一定要知道答案 哼! |
[01:04.900] | 热狗:好 让我告诉你 |
[01:06.100] | 原因很简单 |
[01:06.488] | 因为你不是 |
[01:07.868] | 台妹 |
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[00:15.715] | zhi ling: re gou re gou |
[00:16.645] | ni kan wo jin tian chuan zhe yang |
[00:18.95] | hao bu hao kan? |
[00:19.497] | re gou: bu cuo a |
[00:19.776] | man hao de Ok a |
[00:21.595] | zhi ling: na ni yao bang ren jia da ji fen ne? |
[00:24.526] | re gou: a a ni bu shi shuo jiu |
[00:26.688] | shi zui tao yan bie ren bang ni da fen shu |
[00:28.787] | hai wo da hen lu |
[00:30.497] | zhi ling: ai yo! ni zai dian shi shang kan dao de |
[00:32.687] | zhi shi biao mian a |
[00:34.428] | ni shi zai zhuang sha |
[00:35.648] | hai shi ni dou mei you fa xian ne? a |
[00:38.788] | re gou: hei! ni zhe ge xiao de |
[00:40.768] | tai diao le la |
[00:41.588] | ni zhen de hen wu liao bu shi wo ai shuo ni |
[00:44.898] | zhi ling: qi guai wei shi me ni zong shi dui wo na me leng dan |
[00:49.700] | wo you gao you shou |
[00:49.838] | shen cai you hao |
[00:52.80] | you hui zuo jia shi |
[00:52.648] | hai ke yi bang ni shao fan |
[00:55.80] | xi yi fu |
[00:56.900] | ye hui bang ni sheng xiao hai |
[00:57.428] | wei shi me ni yao zhe yang dui wo? |
[00:59.538] | ni shuo a |
[01:00.608] | wo jin tian yi ding yao zhi dao da an heng! |
[01:04.900] | re gou: hao rang wo gao su ni |
[01:06.100] | yuan yin hen jian dan |
[01:06.488] | yin wei ni bu shi |
[01:07.868] | tai mei |
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[00:15.715] | zhì líng: rè gǒu rè gǒu |
[00:16.645] | nǐ kàn wǒ jīn tiān chuān zhè yàng |
[00:18.95] | hǎo bù hǎo kàn? |
[00:19.497] | rè gǒu: bù cuò a |
[00:19.776] | mǎn hǎo de Ok a |
[00:21.595] | zhì líng: nà nǐ yào bāng rén jiā dǎ jǐ fēn ne? |
[00:24.526] | rè gǒu: á ā nǐ bú shì shuō jiù |
[00:26.688] | shì zuì tǎo yàn bié rén bāng nǐ dǎ fēn shù |
[00:28.787] | hái wǒ dǎ hěn lú |
[00:30.497] | zhì líng: āi yō! nǐ zài diàn shì shàng kàn dào de |
[00:32.687] | zhǐ shì biǎo miàn a |
[00:34.428] | nǐ shì zài zhuāng shǎ |
[00:35.648] | hái shì nǐ dōu méi yǒu fā xiàn ne? ā |
[00:38.788] | rè gǒu: hēi! nǐ zhè gè xiào de |
[00:40.768] | tài diǎo le la |
[00:41.588] | nǐ zhēn de hěn wú liáo bú shì wǒ ài shuō nǐ |
[00:44.898] | zhì líng: qí guài wèi shí me nǐ zǒng shì duì wǒ nà me lěng dàn |
[00:49.700] | wǒ yòu gāo yòu shòu |
[00:49.838] | shēn cái yòu hǎo |
[00:52.80] | yòu huì zuò jiā shì |
[00:52.648] | hái kě yǐ bāng nǐ shāo fàn |
[00:55.80] | xǐ yī fú |
[00:56.900] | yě huì bāng nǐ shēng xiǎo hái |
[00:57.428] | wèi shí me nǐ yào zhè yàng duì wǒ? |
[00:59.538] | nǐ shuō a |
[01:00.608] | wǒ jīn tiān yí dìng yào zhī dào dá àn hēng! |
[01:04.900] | rè gǒu: hǎo ràng wǒ gào sù nǐ |
[01:06.100] | yuán yīn hěn jiǎn dān |
[01:06.488] | yīn wèi nǐ bú shì |
[01:07.868] | tái mèi |
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