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(Intro, imitating the owl from the "Tootsie Pop" commercials) |
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One ... two ... three... |
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(Chomping sound) ... three!! |
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(Canibus) |
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Yo, in linear terms, my thirty-three degree, and a third |
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Words will give you thirty-third degree burns |
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First I write thirty-three lines to a verse |
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About how I created the Earth out of thirty-three quirks |
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Thirty-three of my peers never thought it would work |
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For thirty-three days, I started my relentless research |
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And I figured, if Jigga could do, '22 2's' |
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As an mc, then I could do, thirty-three three's |
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Suddenly it occurred, at three-thirty, on March third |
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It came to me like God's word |
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I started to load my thirty-three caliber Mossberg |
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Went to the top of the Empire State, on thirty-third |
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Thirty-three gunshots was heard |
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Thirty-three pedestrians lay wounded or dead, on the curb |
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Thirty-three squad cars rushed to the scene |
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As soon as they heard some mad-man had gone berserk |
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I demanded thirty-three million |
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Or I was going to kill thirty-three of the women and children in the building |
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I gave them thirty-three minutes to respond |
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Then I proceeded to arm, a backpack nuclear bomb |
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I set the timer for three hours, and three minutes long |
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Told them not to try nothing funny or I'd kill them all |
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They still never responded |
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Until I saw thirty-three of the S.W.A.T. team jump out of three helicopters |
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I told them for the third and final time |
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If they crossed the line again, I'd take, thirty-three lives |
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Three of the hostages started crying |
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Three of them started wilding, and convinced, three more to start an uprising |
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Three of them stood to their feet and started freestyling |
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I didn't know what to do, so I started rhyming |
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I tried to kick three-hundred bars |
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But I got picked off by a sniper from thirty-three yards |
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The bullet hit me but it got lodged, and ricocheted off |
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Three organs three inches away from my heart |
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My name went down in history, as the illest MC |
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Rewind it and count it, thirty-three threes |
