| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 莫康笙/许育家 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 莫康笙 |
| [00:07.37] | Verse 1: |
| [00:08.30] | 俗话说 女为悦己者容 但如果没胸部不只为悦己者隆 |
| [00:21.02] | 用盐水袋或硅胶 控制罩杯大小 少母爱的男孩都希望女友霸道 |
| [00:26.24] | 对 就是想要胸 女生不怕不能息怒就是想要冲 |
| [00:31.16] | 这样一劳永逸 飞机场的窘境 不骗你 连穿泳装都需要勇气 |
| [00:36.65] | 多两块肉就多了自信 让男生窒息让她不再自暴自弃 |
| [00:39.50] | 别说她没志气 她知道她想要的 |
| [00:44.80] | 当她脱了上衣 你知道你想要的 |
| [00:47.21] | 口嫌体正直 二度发育的虚假真实不能证实 |
| [00:52.04] | 不能说不称职 有奶便是娘 想被注意就用胸部塞满电视墙 |
| [00:57.25] | Chorus: |
| [00:57.63] | 丑小鸭也想要变漂亮 手术前术后为她照相 |
| [01:02.49] | 那些女孩教我的事 （办正事） 那些女孩教我变正是 （正事） |
| [01:08.40] | 丑小鸭也想要变漂亮 手术前术后为她照相 |
| [01:13.52] | 那些女孩教你的事 （办正事） 那些女孩教你变正是 （正事） |
| [01:18.35] | Verse 2: |
| [01:18.70] | 谁管你内在美 如果妳外在鬼 也想被赞美 但长相怪在嘴 |
| [01:23.06] | 择偶条件人人口是心非 外型不够亮眼的妹 总是心灰 |
| [01:28.64] | 又意冷 仿佛 只剩她一人 是单身两性书 看了不只一本 |
| [01:34.21] | 曾经也讨厌人造美女 但男生的冷漠 让她心下着梅雨 |
| [01:39.43] | 于是她割双眼皮 变成大眼睛 再增高山根 衬托她的大眼睛 |
| [01:44.18] | 以前无视她的现在睁大眼睛 “怎么可能” 戴上大眼镜 |
| [01:47.61] | 你可以相信 也可以不信 她用整形改变了她的不幸 |
| [01:54.83] | 问她有没有男友她说不一定 起码她改变的外型对她不遗弃 |
| [01:59.68] | Chorus: |
| [02:00.03] | 丑小鸭也想要变漂亮 手术前术后为她照相 |
| [02:05.08] | 那些女孩教我的事 （办正事） 那些女孩教我变正是 （正事） |
| [02:10.34] | 丑小鸭也想要变漂亮 手术前术后为她照相 |
| [02:16.31] | 那些女孩教你的事 （办正事） 那些女孩教你变正是 （正事） |
| [02:20.70] | Verse 3: |
| [02:21.15] | 有了身材和脸蛋以为她满足 却还嫌她眼袋 还是想要掩盖 |
| [02:26.04] | 不是远在天边 那么简单 手术后保养乳 记得早晚涂 |
| [02:31.44] | “为什么还不够” 夜里她反刍 她不断反复 宛如她短路 |
| [02:36.56] | 她管不住 （可恶） 却又想管住 外貌的缺点 每个她都想铲除 |
| [02:41.83] | 身边的朋友都劝她要懂得知足 每动一次刀 她都是在吃苦 |
| [02:46.68] | 再多个几次她可能 要去吃土 更别提失误的话 结果是不可逆 |
| [02:52.32] | 即使不便宜 不可以不给去 如果不做到好她 觉得不给力 |
| [02:57.15] | 无悔意 她说爱美不是罪 再躺上 手术台 是被麻醉不是睡uh |
| [03:02.68] | Chorus: |
| [03:03.00] | 丑小鸭也想要变漂亮 手术前术后为她照相 |
| [03:07.65] | 那些女孩教我的事 （办正事） 那些女孩教我变正是 （正事） |
| [03:13.50] | 丑小鸭也想要变漂亮 手术前术后为她照相 |
| [03:18.33] | 那些女孩教你的事 （办正事） 那些女孩教你变正是 （正事） |
| [03:24.46] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : mo kang sheng xu yu jia |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : mo kang sheng |
| [00:07.37] | Verse 1: |
| [00:08.30] | su hua shuo nv wei yue ji zhe rong dan ru guo mei xiong bu bu zhi wei yue ji zhe long |
| [00:21.02] | yong yan shui dai huo gui jiao kong zhi zhao bei da xiao shao mu ai de nan hai dou xi wang nv you ba dao |
| [00:26.24] | dui jiu shi xiang yao xiong nv sheng bu pa bu neng xi nu jiu shi xiang yao chong |
| [00:31.16] | zhe yang yi lao yong yi fei ji chang de jiong jing bu pian ni lian chuan yong zhuang dou xu yao yong qi |
| [00:36.65] | duo liang kuai rou jiu duo le zi xin rang nan sheng zhi xi rang ta bu zai zi bao zi qi |
| [00:39.50] | bie shuo ta mei zhi qi ta zhi dao ta xiang yao de |
| [00:44.80] | dang ta tuo le shang yi ni zhi dao ni xiang yao de |
| [00:47.21] | kou xian ti zheng zhi er du fa yu de xu jia zhen shi bu neng zheng shi |
| [00:52.04] | bu neng shuo bu chen zhi you nai bian shi niang xiang bei zhu yi jiu yong xiong bu sai man dian shi qiang |
| [00:57.25] | Chorus: |
| [00:57.63] | chou xiao ya ye xiang yao bian piao liang shou shu qian shu hou wei ta zhao xiang |
| [01:02.49] | nei xie nv hai jiao wo de shi ban zheng shi nei xie nv hai jiao wo bian zheng shi zheng shi |
| [01:08.40] | chou xiao ya ye xiang yao bian piao liang shou shu qian shu hou wei ta zhao xiang |
| [01:13.52] | nei xie nv hai jiao ni de shi ban zheng shi nei xie nv hai jiao ni bian zheng shi zheng shi |
| [01:18.35] | Verse 2: |
| [01:18.70] | shui guan ni nei zai mei ru guo nai wai zai gui ye xiang bei zan mei dan zhang xiang guai zai zui |
| [01:23.06] | ze ou tiao jian ren ren kou shi xin fei wai xing bu gou liang yan de mei zong shi xin hui |
| [01:28.64] | you yi leng fang fu zhi sheng ta yi ren shi dan shen liang xing shu kan liao bu zhi yi ben |
| [01:34.21] | ceng jing ye tao yan ren zao mei nv dan nan sheng de leng mo rang ta xin xia zhe mei yu |
| [01:39.43] | yu shi ta ge shuang yan pi bian cheng da yan jing zai zeng gao shan gen chen tuo ta de da yan jing |
| [01:44.18] | yi qian wu shi ta de xian zai zheng da yan jing " zen me ke neng" dai shang da yan jing |
| [01:47.61] | ni ke yi xiang xin ye ke yi bu xin ta yong zheng xing gai bian le ta de bu xing |
| [01:54.83] | wen ta you mei you nan you ta shuo bu yi ding qi ma ta gai bian de wai xing dui ta bu yi qi |
| [01:59.68] | Chorus: |
| [02:00.03] | chou xiao ya ye xiang yao bian piao liang shou shu qian shu hou wei ta zhao xiang |
| [02:05.08] | nei xie nv hai jiao wo de shi ban zheng shi nei xie nv hai jiao wo bian zheng shi zheng shi |
| [02:10.34] | chou xiao ya ye xiang yao bian piao liang shou shu qian shu hou wei ta zhao xiang |
| [02:16.31] | nei xie nv hai jiao ni de shi ban zheng shi nei xie nv hai jiao ni bian zheng shi zheng shi |
| [02:20.70] | Verse 3: |
| [02:21.15] | you le shen cai he lian dan yi wei ta man zu que hai xian ta yan dai hai shi xiang yao yan gai |
| [02:26.04] | bu shi yuan zai tian bian na me jian dan shou shu hou bao yang ru ji de zao wan tu |
| [02:31.44] | " wei shi me hai bu gou" ye li ta fan chu ta bu duan fan fu wan ru ta duan lu |
| [02:36.56] | ta guan bu zhu ke wu que you xiang guan zhu wai mao de que dian mei ge ta dou xiang chan chu |
| [02:41.83] | shen bian de peng you dou quan ta yao dong de zhi zu mei dong yi ci dao ta dou shi zai chi ku |
| [02:46.68] | zai duo ge ji ci ta ke neng yao qu chi tu geng bie ti shi wu de hua jie guo shi bu ke ni |
| [02:52.32] | ji shi bu pian yi bu ke yi bu gei qu ru guo bu zuo dao hao ta jue de bu gei li |
| [02:57.15] | wu hui yi ta shuo ai mei bu shi zui zai tang shang shou shu tai shi bei ma zui bu shi shui uh |
| [03:02.68] | Chorus: |
| [03:03.00] | chou xiao ya ye xiang yao bian piao liang shou shu qian shu hou wei ta zhao xiang |
| [03:07.65] | nei xie nv hai jiao wo de shi ban zheng shi nei xie nv hai jiao wo bian zheng shi zheng shi |
| [03:13.50] | chou xiao ya ye xiang yao bian piao liang shou shu qian shu hou wei ta zhao xiang |
| [03:18.33] | nei xie nv hai jiao ni de shi ban zheng shi nei xie nv hai jiao ni bian zheng shi zheng shi |
| [03:24.46] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : mò kāng shēng xǔ yù jiā |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : mò kāng shēng |
| [00:07.37] | Verse 1: |
| [00:08.30] | sú huà shuō nǚ wèi yuè jǐ zhě róng dàn rú guǒ méi xiōng bù bù zhǐ wèi yuè jǐ zhě lóng |
| [00:21.02] | yòng yán shuǐ dài huò guī jiāo kòng zhì zhào bēi dà xiǎo shǎo mǔ ài de nán hái dōu xī wàng nǚ yǒu bà dào |
| [00:26.24] | duì jiù shì xiǎng yào xiōng nǚ shēng bù pà bù néng xī nù jiù shì xiǎng yào chōng |
| [00:31.16] | zhè yàng yī láo yǒng yì fēi jī chǎng de jiǒng jìng bù piàn nǐ lián chuān yǒng zhuāng dōu xū yào yǒng qì |
| [00:36.65] | duō liǎng kuài ròu jiù duō le zì xìn ràng nán shēng zhì xī ràng tā bù zài zì bào zì qì |
| [00:39.50] | bié shuō tā méi zhì qì tā zhī dào tā xiǎng yào de |
| [00:44.80] | dāng tā tuō le shàng yī nǐ zhī dào nǐ xiǎng yào de |
| [00:47.21] | kǒu xián tǐ zhèng zhí èr dù fā yù de xū jiǎ zhēn shí bù néng zhèng shí |
| [00:52.04] | bù néng shuō bù chèn zhí yǒu nǎi biàn shì niáng xiǎng bèi zhù yì jiù yòng xiōng bù sāi mǎn diàn shì qiáng |
| [00:57.25] | Chorus: |
| [00:57.63] | chǒu xiǎo yā yě xiǎng yào biàn piào liàng shǒu shù qián shù hòu wèi tā zhào xiàng |
| [01:02.49] | nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào wǒ de shì bàn zhèng shì nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào wǒ biàn zhèng shì zhèng shì |
| [01:08.40] | chǒu xiǎo yā yě xiǎng yào biàn piào liàng shǒu shù qián shù hòu wèi tā zhào xiàng |
| [01:13.52] | nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào nǐ de shì bàn zhèng shì nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào nǐ biàn zhèng shì zhèng shì |
| [01:18.35] | Verse 2: |
| [01:18.70] | shuí guǎn nǐ nèi zài měi rú guǒ nǎi wài zài guǐ yě xiǎng bèi zàn měi dàn zhǎng xiàng guài zài zuǐ |
| [01:23.06] | zé ǒu tiáo jiàn rén rén kǒu shì xīn fēi wài xíng bù gòu liàng yǎn de mèi zǒng shì xīn huī |
| [01:28.64] | yòu yì lěng fǎng fú zhǐ shèng tā yī rén shì dān shēn liǎng xìng shū kàn liǎo bù zhǐ yī běn |
| [01:34.21] | céng jīng yě tǎo yàn rén zào měi nǚ dàn nán shēng de lěng mò ràng tā xīn xià zhe méi yǔ |
| [01:39.43] | yú shì tā gē shuāng yǎn pí biàn chéng dà yǎn jīng zài zēng gāo shān gēn chèn tuō tā de dà yǎn jīng |
| [01:44.18] | yǐ qián wú shì tā de xiàn zài zhēng dà yǎn jīng " zěn me kě néng" dài shang dà yǎn jìng |
| [01:47.61] | nǐ kě yǐ xiāng xìn yě kě yǐ bù xìn tā yòng zhěng xíng gǎi biàn le tā de bù xìng |
| [01:54.83] | wèn tā yǒu méi yǒu nán yǒu tā shuō bù yí dìng qǐ mǎ tā gǎi biàn de wài xíng duì tā bù yí qì |
| [01:59.68] | Chorus: |
| [02:00.03] | chǒu xiǎo yā yě xiǎng yào biàn piào liàng shǒu shù qián shù hòu wèi tā zhào xiàng |
| [02:05.08] | nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào wǒ de shì bàn zhèng shì nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào wǒ biàn zhèng shì zhèng shì |
| [02:10.34] | chǒu xiǎo yā yě xiǎng yào biàn piào liàng shǒu shù qián shù hòu wèi tā zhào xiàng |
| [02:16.31] | nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào nǐ de shì bàn zhèng shì nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào nǐ biàn zhèng shì zhèng shì |
| [02:20.70] | Verse 3: |
| [02:21.15] | yǒu le shēn cái hé liǎn dàn yǐ wéi tā mǎn zú què hái xián tā yǎn dài hái shì xiǎng yào yǎn gài |
| [02:26.04] | bú shì yuǎn zài tiān biān nà me jiǎn dān shǒu shù hòu bǎo yǎng rǔ jì de zǎo wǎn tú |
| [02:31.44] | " wèi shí me hái bù gòu" yè lǐ tā fǎn chú tā bù duàn fǎn fù wǎn rú tā duǎn lù |
| [02:36.56] | tā guǎn bú zhù kě wù què yòu xiǎng guǎn zhù wài mào de quē diǎn měi gè tā dōu xiǎng chǎn chú |
| [02:41.83] | shēn biān de péng yǒu dōu quàn tā yào dǒng de zhī zú měi dòng yī cì dāo tā dōu shì zài chī kǔ |
| [02:46.68] | zài duō gè jǐ cì tā kě néng yào qù chī tǔ gèng bié tí shī wù de huà jié guǒ shì bù kě nì |
| [02:52.32] | jí shǐ bù pián yí bù kě yǐ bù gěi qù rú guǒ bù zuò dào hǎo tā jué de bù gěi lì |
| [02:57.15] | wú huǐ yì tā shuō ài měi bú shì zuì zài tǎng shàng shǒu shù tái shì bèi má zuì bú shì shuì uh |
| [03:02.68] | Chorus: |
| [03:03.00] | chǒu xiǎo yā yě xiǎng yào biàn piào liàng shǒu shù qián shù hòu wèi tā zhào xiàng |
| [03:07.65] | nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào wǒ de shì bàn zhèng shì nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào wǒ biàn zhèng shì zhèng shì |
| [03:13.50] | chǒu xiǎo yā yě xiǎng yào biàn piào liàng shǒu shù qián shù hòu wèi tā zhào xiàng |
| [03:18.33] | nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào nǐ de shì bàn zhèng shì nèi xiē nǚ hái jiào nǐ biàn zhèng shì zhèng shì |
| [03:24.46] |
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