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Mr. Wu no longer has a laundry. Sad to say the business was flop. |
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He shouted 'what a hope' as he chewed a bar of soap |
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And then put up the shutters of the shop. |
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Said Mr. Wu, \"What shall I do?\" and Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now. |
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The laundry, it didn't pay. |
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Now there's no clean collars down Limehouse Way. |
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When he goes out working, interest he arouses |
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Polishing the windows with worn-out ladies blouses. |
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He wears a pair of Cami nicks to save his Sunday trousers |
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Cos Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now. |
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Now little Chinese wifie each day is getting madder, |
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Tearing her silk stockings, her husband makes her sadder. |
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All day long he wants to keep on running up the ladder |
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'Cos Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now. |
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He had his eyesight tested, a most important matter. |
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Through a bathroom window, a lady he peeps at her |
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His eyesights getting better but his nose is getting flatter |
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'Cos Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now. |
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Said Mr.Wu \"What Shall I do?\" And Mr Wu's a window cleaner now. |
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The laundry it didn't pay. Now there's no clean collars down Limehouse Way. |
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Customers he's washed for now are in bad humours. |
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They feel quite neglected and I've heard the rumours. |
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Lots of girls on winter nights go out without their garters. |
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'Cos Mr. Wu's a window cleaner now |