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Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop |
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Back under the counter was the cream of the crop |
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Eveything was clicking and the business was good |
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'Til one day, lo and behold, an officer stood |
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Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell |
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But Tulane made it over Johnny ??? as he yelled |
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Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you |
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Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you |
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Go Tulane, use all the speed you got |
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Go Tulane, you know you need a lot |
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Go Tulane, he laggin' behind |
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Go ahead on, Tulane |
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Go by your father's house and tell him business is slow |
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And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough |
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Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room |
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Go by Doctor Keller's, tell him you swollowed some perfume |
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Tell him we need him quick, 'cause he may to testify |
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That you been sick all day and that's a perfect alibi |
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Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you |
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Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you |
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Go Tulane, use all the speed you got |
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Go Tulane, you know you need a lot |
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Go Tulane, he laggin' behind |
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Go ahead on, Tulane |
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Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the man |
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Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van |
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Go back by your father's, get the money for the bail |
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And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail |
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We got to get a lawyer in the click of politics |
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Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fixed |
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Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you |
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Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you |
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Go Tulane, use all the speed you got |
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Go Tulane, you know you need a lot |
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Go Tulane, he laggin' behind |
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Go ahead on, Tulane, go ahead on |