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Hello?(Hello?) |
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What's up, |
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Charlie?(What's up, man?) |
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Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just searching on the net(Heard anything about Chamillionaire?)[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}] |
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Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? |
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Heard he got dropped from |
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Universal, how he lose that? |
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Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack |
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Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track |
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Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates |
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He commit suicide, so |
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I'm a take my brother's place |
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Let me log on the net, |
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I don't have no time to waste |
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I'm a log on |
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Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his face |
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Chamillionaire sucks, |
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Chamillionare's a square |
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He's drops a lot of mixtapes but |
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I don't care |
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If he don't switch it up, then |
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I know he's gonna fail |
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And if he does switch it up, then |
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I just hope it don't sell |
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Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger |
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He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter |
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I don't know why |
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DJ Skee or |
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Drama even mess with him |
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Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again |
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Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an |
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Internet Nerd |
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I'm a log on his |
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G-mail and hack his f-ing password |
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Sure, he's got |
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Internet fans |
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But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him |
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Mixtape Messiah, |
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HAHA!, better think again |
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His last one sucked, |
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I never made it up to number ten |
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I couldn't even pretend, that |
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I would ever get him |
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I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" |
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He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to? |
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His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable |
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Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute |
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In the real commercial world, he is like invisible |
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On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars |
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I'm a say he's whack, post it under every |
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Diddy blog |
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And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large? |
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He's probably on vacation, |
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I don't think he really toured |
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My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars |
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Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours |
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He's really leasin 'em but |
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I'm the one that really knows |
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I'm a put ya on |
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World Star and you're gonna be exposed |
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His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it |
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Where's his website? |
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He didn't even finish it |
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If he thinks he'll sell as much as |
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Wayne, then he's an idiot |
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I don't think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet |
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Chat rooms or something that |
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I'm normally glued to |
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But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools' |
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Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose |
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Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on |
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YouTubeYeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin |
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Charles Hamilton, |
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Joell Ortiz, even |
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Joe Buddens |
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All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin(Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - |
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I'm coming{ |
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Why you mad at me man?}[American Idol plays in background][hangs up phone] |
