| Song | Band Intros (Live) |
| Artist | Steve Vai |
| Album | Stillness in Motion: Vai Live in L.A. |
| What is going on in here tonight? | |
| It is so good to be back in this city, in this beautiful venue with you guys tonight | |
| Thank you so much for coming | |
| Alright, how do you like the new band so far? | |
| Yeah, I like them, too | |
| And I’m gonna introduce them to you right now | |
| Over on violin and keyboards we have Mister Alex DePue | |
| Mister Brian Beller on bass | |
| Sorry | |
| I can’t help it when I get to Minneapolis | |
| Still watching my James Brown DVD’s | |
| And I just wanna, I just wanna kiss myself | |
| Ok, I’m sorry, I won’t do that again | |
| Pounding out your pleasure tonight, on the skins Mister Jeremy Colson | |
| It gives me great pleasure to have in the band year after year after year | |
| Because he’s so, so, so wonderful a man and a guitar player | |
| Mister Dave Weiner over here | |
| It gives me great pleasure, did I say great pleasure? | |
| It is really a wonderful, wonderful thing to have in the band a wonderful, wonderful thing | |
| Such as Miss Anne Marie Calhoun on violin and keyboards | |
| Alright, enough of this, enough of this nonsense | |
| Let’s get started here |
| What is going on in here tonight? | |
| It is so good to be back in this city, in this beautiful venue with you guys tonight | |
| Thank you so much for coming | |
| Alright, how do you like the new band so far? | |
| Yeah, I like them, too | |
| And I' m gonna introduce them to you right now | |
| Over on violin and keyboards we have Mister Alex DePue | |
| Mister Brian Beller on bass | |
| Sorry | |
| I can' t help it when I get to Minneapolis | |
| Still watching my James Brown DVD' s | |
| And I just wanna, I just wanna kiss myself | |
| Ok, I' m sorry, I won' t do that again | |
| Pounding out your pleasure tonight, on the skins Mister Jeremy Colson | |
| It gives me great pleasure to have in the band year after year after year | |
| Because he' s so, so, so wonderful a man and a guitar player | |
| Mister Dave Weiner over here | |
| It gives me great pleasure, did I say great pleasure? | |
| It is really a wonderful, wonderful thing to have in the band a wonderful, wonderful thing | |
| Such as Miss Anne Marie Calhoun on violin and keyboards | |
| Alright, enough of this, enough of this nonsense | |
| Let' s get started here |