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Madman drummers bummers and indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat |
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In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat |
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With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older i tripped the merry-go-round |
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With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground |
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Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his hands |
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And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand |
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And now young scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand |
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And some bloodshot forget-menot whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band |
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And she was blinded by the light. cut loose like a deuce |
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Another runner in the night. blinded by the light |
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She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright |
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Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east |
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He says: "dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least" |
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And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone watchin' the young girls dance |
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And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance |
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Yeah he was blinded by the light. cut loose like a deuce |
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Another runner in the night. blinded by the light |
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He got down but she never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight |
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Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me i got what it takes |
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She said i'll turn you on sonny to something strong if you play that song with the funky break |
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And go-cart mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside |
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And little early-pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if i needed a ride |
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Oh, some hazard from harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier |
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Yes and scotland yard was trying hard, they sent a dude with a calling card, |
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He said, do what you like, but don't do it here |
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Well i jumped up, turned around, spit in the air, fell on the ground, asked wich was the way back home |
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He said take a right at the light, keep going straight until right, and then boy you're on your own |
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And now in zanzibar a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car hummin' a lunar tune |
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Yes, and the avatar said blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar, we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon |
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And some kidnapped handicap was complaining that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night |
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Well i unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears i saw a gap but he'd figured he'd be all right |
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He was just blinded by the light. cut loose like a deuce |
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Another runner in the night. blinded by the light |
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Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun |
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Oh but mama that's where the fun is |