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Lily Allen |
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Alfie |
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Ooooo deary me, |
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My little brother's in his bedroom smoking ****, |
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I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three |
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He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC. |
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I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea, |
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I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey, |
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Don't understand how one can watch so much TV, |
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My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see. |
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Oooooo I only say it cos I care, |
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So please can you stop pulling my hair. |
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Now, now there's no need to swear, |
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Please don't despair my dear Mon frere. |
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Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day, |
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I just can sit back and watch your life waste away |
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You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid. |
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Get off your lazy arse, |
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Alfie please use your brain |
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Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray, |
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I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray, |
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Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid, |
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When all you do is stay and play on your computer games? |
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Oooooo I only say it cos I care, |
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So please can you stop pulling my hair. |
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Now, now there's no need to swear, |
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Please don't despair my dear Mon frere. |
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Oh little brother please refrain from doing that, |
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I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat. |
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It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat, |
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Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat. |
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Oooooo I only say it cos I care, |
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So please can you stop pulling my hair. |
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Now, now there's no need to swear, |
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Please don't despair |
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Please don't despair |
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Please don't despair |
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Mon frere |
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D. M .N |
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ming na!!! |
