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[NARRATION WITH INSTRUMENTAL BACKGROUND] |
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MUMMY: I'm a mummy. I scare people. Watch what happens when I walk up to |
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somebody. |
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I'm a mummy. |
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FIRST PERSON: |
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MUMMY: I was born one thousand nine hundred and fity-nine years ago. My |
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daddy was a mummy, too. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. |
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I'm a mummy. |
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SECOND PERSON: |
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MUMMY: I don't try to scare people. I really came back to life to buy a |
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copy of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb", but people run from me. |
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Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. |
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I'm |
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a mummy. |
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THIRD PERSON: |
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MUMMY: I wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. Oh, |
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well. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody. |
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I'm a mummy. |
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BEATNIK: That's cool. |
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MUMMY: I'm a mummy. |
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BEATNIK: You mean you're a mother. |
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MUMMY: No, I'm a mummy. |
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BEATNIK: I'm a beatnik. |
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MUMMY: People are afraid of me. |
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BEATNIK: Yeah, I'll bet. |
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MUMMY: I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago. |
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BEATNIK: Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig. |
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MUMMY: Where can I buy a copy of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb"? |
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BEATNIK: Oooh, man, I don't dig that trash. You know like Brubeck, |
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Sherwin, modern jazz quartet? |
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MUMMY: I'm a mummy. |
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BEATNIK: Man, you got a warped groove. |
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MUMMY: Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream? |
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BEATNIK: Oh, yeah, like "help." |
