jie xue shi xia

解学士(下)
jie xue shi xia Lyrics

Song 解学士(下)
Artist 刘宝瑞
Album 刘宝瑞单口相声大全
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曹安来到大门洞,一屁股坐在懒凳上:我可歇会儿了,半天的工夫,豆腐坊就跑了足够七趟。等着吧!哎!左等也不来,右等还没来,唉!还不如来回跑哪,这么呆着冻脚哇。站起来直溜达。刚下台阶,往东一看,这孩子来了。临近了一瞧,曹安这个乐呀。一看这孩子这个穿着打扮太可笑了。绿裤子、绿袍子、绿靴子、绿帽子。这不成了蛤蟆崽子了吗。不过可不敢笑出来,赶紧上前迎接:“学生,您来了。相爷叫您过去,您跟我去吧!”
曹安头里就走,到二门口这儿回头一看,嗯?人没了。赶紧又回来,一看这孩子正往回走哪。曹安就嚷:“学生!不对,豆腐坊少掌柜的,您怎么又走啦?”
小孩一回头:“管家,你家丞相叫我进去吗?”“是啊!”“你家丞相既然拿拜匣下请帖,把我学生请来,就该大敞仪门,吹三通,打三通,出府迎接。就这么一叫就算了,我学生不那么听话,咱们再见吧。”“您先别走,我再给您问一声去行不行?您等会儿。”
曹安跑到书房:“跟爷回,他来了。”“叫他进来。”“他又要走了。”“为什么?”“挑眼了。他说‘既然用帖请了,就该出府迎接’。要不是我挡他,他就走了,现在他在那儿等着呢,爷,您说怎么办呢?”
“哦!这孩子多大岁数了?”“也就是八九岁。”
丞相正在看书,书中夹着一张纸条儿。他抽出来交给曹安,“曹安,你把这张纸条拿出去。这是个对子上联,如果他能对上下联,我就出府迎接,他要是对不上来,叫他自己走进来。”
丞相这个上联是早上写的,书童扫地弄了一屋子土,信手写了上联,可下联没想出来,等上朝回来就忘了,这会儿想起来,想难难小孩子。
曹安拿着纸条往外就跑,把丞相的话告诉小孩儿,又把纸条送了过去,小孩儿接过一看,上头写着七个字,是“小孩扬土土飞空”。小孩儿一想,哦,拿我当抓土扬(rang)烟儿的小毛孩子,好,让你知道我是怎么回事儿。“管家,笔墨伺候!”
“这……忘了拿了。”赶紧往回跑,到书房拿了笔墨,往外就跑:“给您。”“纸哪?”“哟,再来一趟。”曹安又回去把纸拿出来:“您不用别的了吧?”
一进书房:“给您下联。”
丞相接过来一瞧:“大胆的奴才,你这么爱多说话!”“我没多说话呀?”
“没多说,他怎么对上这下联的?”“不知道。”
“胡说,他问你什么了?”“他……问我您穿什么衣服,我不说。后来他说:‘你不说,我学生早已知道。你家丞相官居一品,也就是金镶边儿,花裤腿儿,要不就是凤冠霞帔,石榴裙。’我说:‘你还是学生呢?什么都不懂,宰相都穿大红袍。’爷,我就说了这么一句,没多说。”
“无用的奴才!你还没多说话哪?让他给骗了去了。你看!这下联写得多厉害!‘落汤螃蟹披红袍’,我拿他比蛤蟆,它倒是活的呀!他拿我当螃蟹,还给煮了!”
“那……那怎么办呢?”“废话!出府迎接吧!”
曹安往外就跑,到大门洞儿这儿:“学生,我家相爷出府迎接你来了。”解缙一看,丞相真出来了,眼珠一转,憋了个坏主意。想着,赶紧往前走了一步,说:“哎呀,学生有何德能,敢劳动老相爷出府迎接。”
相爷心说:废话,我不迎接行吗!你挤对的!事已至此,只好说:“不知学生驾到,未曾远迎,还请原谅。”“老相爷这样看重学生,岂不折煞小人,待我大礼参拜。”
说着话,一撩袍,那个意思是要跪下磕头。丞相一想:他要磕头,我还得往起搀。可是,搀吧,还得跪一条腿;不搀吧,显得我堂堂宰相不懂礼节。搀吧!一边搀,一边嘴里说:“免!”话说完,腿也跪了,可是没搀着。就听小孩儿那儿说:“相爷,免礼。”
嘿!把我给冤了!我倒给他跪了一下。
‘啊!这……学生到此,学生请。”
“不,相爷请。”“学生先行。”“还是相爷先行。”“如此说,我不恭了。”“好,头前带路。”
丞相一听,好,我成了丫鬟了。
走到二门,一看,四扇屏风就开了一扇。小孩儿抹头就走,曹安在后面赶紧拦住。“哎,学生,您怎么又走哇?”“既蒙相请,想是大敞仪门,为何这屏风门只开一扇?”
曹安一听:得,又挑了眼了。丞相也听见了,赶紧问曹安:“混帐,为何不大敞仪门?”
曹安一听,心想:你多咱让我敞啦?丞相说:“学生请。”“相爷请。”“如此说,不恭了!”
“好,头前带路。”
丞相一听:合着我非当丫鬟不可。可恶,令人生气。哎!有了。
“学生,我这儿有个对子上联儿,请你对个下联儿。是‘小犬乍行嫌路窄’。”
小孩儿一听:这是说我哪,我让他敞屏风,这就拿我当小狗了。好,嫌路窄,我还嫌天低哪!“有下联儿,我对‘大鹏展翅恨天低’。”
丞相没话,往里走。走穿廊,过游廊。丞相府,能不漂亮吗,小孩直抬头看椽子上的花卉图。丞相一看,说:“我这儿还有个上联,是‘童子看椽,一二三四五六七八九十’。”
“我对‘先生讲命,甲乙丙丁戊已庚辛壬癸’。”“我这儿还有个对子上联儿:‘童子打桐子,桐子落,童子乐’。”
“我对:‘丫头啃鸭头,鸭头咸,丫头嫌’。”丞相一听:真行啊!一看鱼缸缸沿上还留着头两天的雪没化。见景生情,说:“有上联请对:‘雪落缸沿,天赐一条白玉带’。”“有对:‘烟熏火判、地产半幅皂罗袍’。”
丞相说:“这怎么讲啊?”“我家门口不远有个城隍庙。破庙。庙里住着个要饭的,天天抱着个小沙锅,里头烧的是据末,老在这判官底下烤火,把判官下半截儿都熏黑了。这就叫‘烟熏火判,地产半幅皂罗袍’。”
绕着弯儿来的。“这儿还有个上联,是‘蒲叶桃叶葡萄叶,草本木本’。”曹安在旁边搭了碴儿:“爷,我对这下联吧!”相爷一听,这份儿高兴啊。心想,曹安说得是时候,小孩儿你甭逞能,连我的用人都能对出来下联儿。“好!你说。你说。”
“相爷,小人对‘干筲水筲泔水筲,您倒我倒’。好不好?”“出去!快滚!”“喳!”“岂有此理,让我跟你倒泔水筲去!岂有此理。学生,还是你对吧!”
“有对:‘梅花桂花玫瑰花,春香秋香’。”
说着话,过了大厅,来到书房门口,丞相说:‘我这书房门口想贴一副对子,有上联没下联,请对:是‘闲人免进贤人进’。”“有对:是‘盗者休来道者来’。”
刚要进书房,丞相想起他那竹子来了:“学生,这儿还有一副对子,是‘庭前种竹先生笋’。”“有对:‘庙后栽花长老枝’。”
“我这上联的意思是说:庭院前面种上竹子,竹子没出来,先生出笋来啦。”“我这下联是说:庙后头栽上花,已经长出老技子来了。”
“我这上联另有批语。”“我这下联别有讲意。”
“我这庭前种上竹子,竹子长得不好,教书的先生把它撅折了,就是把它给损坏了。”“我这庙后栽上花,风把花儿刮倒了,庙里的长老看见了,拿棍儿给支起来啦。这就叫‘庙后栽花长老支’。”
“嗯!我另有批语。”“嗯!我还有讲意。”
“我这庭前种上竹子啦,竹子长得不好,教书的先生说:‘你怎么长的?’这是拿话损它哪!所以说‘庭前种竹先生损’。”“我这庙后栽上花了,小和尚告诉长老去了,长老说‘我知道了’,这就是‘庙后栽花长老知’。”“知道?好!”
到书房里边,小孩儿一看:迎面摆着丈八的架儿案。案前摆着一张紫檀的八仙桌子,镶石心,配螺钿。左右两把花梨太师椅。架几案上摆着碧玺的酒陶,珊瑚的盆景,风磨铜的金钟,翡翠的玉罄,旁边多宝隔上摆着周鼎、南彝、秦砖、汉瓦等等。桌上摆着文房四宝——纸、笔、墨、砚,是宣纸、端砚、湖笔、徽墨。墙上挂着许多名人字画,当中是宋宣和年间的御笔鹰,两边配一副对联,是岳飞亲笔所写;还有四扇屏风、一副挑山;还有什么“夏景图”,画的是雨打荷叶,很清秀;“行更图”画的是两个更夫,也是惟妙惟肖。正看着,就听丞相说:“学生请坐。”“相府哪有学生的坐位。”“不必客气。”
二人落座,曹安献茶,茶罢。相爷说:“学生,你很聪明。有这么个上联,是‘书童磨墨墨抹书童一脉墨’。这就是前天的事,我让书重磨墨,墨溅到他胳膊腕儿上了。”
小孩儿这回可为了难了。正没词儿哪,曹安叫丫鬟添煤:“梅香,炉子不旺了,该添煤了!”梅香端了一簸箕煤来,往火里一倒。小孩儿一看,说:“有了!我对的下联是‘梅香添煤煤爆梅香两眉煤’。”嘿!巧劲儿。
“我这儿还有上联儿,是‘铜盆冻冰金镶玉’。”小孩儿现找词儿,看墙上的名人字画,看到《夏景图》,就说了:“我对下联儿‘荷叶洒雨翠叠珠’。”
“我还有上联,是‘一盏灯四个字,酒酒酒酒’,酒铺的幌子不是四面都有个酒字吗。”小孩儿还是现找题,看画儿。看到《行更图》,就说:“下联对‘二更鼓两面锣,嘡嘡嘡嘡’。”
丞相难不住他,又有点儿急了,下不了台阶儿,怎么好叫他走。想了半天:噢,你看东西找词儿,好吧!“曹安,找王三、赵四、老刘,再叫几个丫鬟,把客厅里这些东西全给我搬出去!”这不是吃饱了撑的吗?“快!墙上的画儿也都摘了。不过,西墙上那四扇屏和挑山留下不动。不许剩一点别的东西!学生,请这边儿坐。”
两个人坐到屋子当中两把小椅子上,中间留了个小茶几儿。曹安和几个人忙着抬东西,东西都搬完了。丞相一指留下的画儿:
“学生,你看过这四张小画儿好不好?是风、雷、雨、雪。你再看这挑山,是刘海戏金蟾。这就是一副对子上联儿,是‘风不摇,雨不扫,蟾不叫,钱不掉,一大仙张嘴笑’。对吧!”
小孩儿要对下联儿,得找词儿呀!刚才有《夏景图》、《行更图》可抓,这回,屋里东西全搬光了。就剩下这四扇屏和一幅挑山了,又叫丞相都说了。可急出汗来了。你说,这曹安也是倒霉催的,他忽然看见茶几底下有个棋盘,想起丞相说不许剩一点东西,赶紧过去拿了就走。小孩儿一看说:“有啦!我对‘车无轮,马无鞍,相无权,炮无烟,二人走红占先’。”
丞相这个气呀!心说:曹安哪曹安,这阵儿你可显的什么魂哪!一气又想起来了:“还有上联:‘墙头芦苇,头重脚轻根底浅’。”“我对:‘山中竹笋,嘴尖皮厚腹中空’。”
丞相一听:噢,我说他人小不懂事,他倒骂我腹中空,合着我是草包。好!“听这上联:‘二猿断木深山中,小猴子也敢对锯’。”据是句的谐音。学生也沉不住气了,张口就说:“我对:‘一马失足淤泥内,老畜生怎能出蹄’。”蹄是题的谐音。
丞相一听:我说他是小猴子,也不为过;他骂我是老畜生,这孩子可损透了。没词儿了。忽然听见外边铜锣开道,鞭炮齐鸣,门口在过娶媳妇的。丞相说:“学生,我这儿有首诗,你给酬答一下:
忽听门外一声叭,
花红小轿把人搭,
今晚洞房花烛夜,
明日双方做亲家。
怎么样?学生,请对。”小孩想:这叫什么诗呀!可是还是真难应答。正这时候,曹安端着茶盘子来了。曹安看到丞相下不来台了,想给丞相解围,来个端茶送客,把小孩儿送走就算了,要不丞相非气死不成,刚才连丈八条案都搬了,果会儿还不得把房子拆了。一番好意,他小小心心地端着茶送来,也不是怎么着没留神,啪嚓一下,茶盘子掉地下了。小孩儿一看:“相爷,学生酬答:
忽听屋内一声叭,
原是曹安来端茶,
茶盘掉地茶水洒,
当时气坏老冤家。
相爷,怎么样?”
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xiang ye xin shuo: fei hua, wo bu ying jie xing ma! ni ji dui de! shi yi zhi ci, zhi hao shuo:" bu zhi xue sheng jia dao, wei zeng yuan ying, hai qing yuan liang."" lao xiang ye zhe yang kan zhong xue sheng, qi bu she sha xiao ren, dai wo da li can bai."
shuo zhe hua, yi liao pao, na ge yi si shi yao gui xia ke tou. cheng xiang yi xiang: ta yao ke tou, wo hai de wang qi chan. ke shi, chan ba, hai de gui yi tiao tui bu chan ba, xian de wo tang tang zai xiang bu dong li jie. chan ba! yi bian chan, yi bian zui li shuo:" mian!" hua shuo wan, tui ye gui le, ke shi mei chan zhe. jiu ting xiao hai er na er shuo:" xiang ye, mian li."
hei! ba wo gei yuan le! wo dao gei ta gui le yi xia.
' a! zhe xue sheng dao ci, xue sheng qing."
" bu, xiang ye qing."" xue sheng xian xing."" hai shi xiang ye xian xing."" ru ci shuo, wo bu gong le."" hao, tou qian dai lu."
cheng xiang yi ting, hao, wo cheng le ya huan le.
zou dao er men, yi kan, si shan ping feng jiu kai le yi shan. xiao hai er mo tou jiu zou, cao an zai hou mian gan jin lan zhu." ai, xue sheng, nin zen me you zou wa?"" ji meng xiang qing, xiang shi da chang yi men, wei he zhe ping feng men zhi kai yi shan?"
cao an yi ting: de, you tiao le yan le. cheng xiang ye ting jian le, gan jin wen cao an:" hun zhang, wei he bu da chang yi men?"
cao an yi ting, xin xiang: ni duo za rang wo chang la? cheng xiang shuo:" xue sheng qing."" xiang ye qing."" ru ci shuo, bu gong le!"
" hao, tou qian dai lu."
cheng xiang yi ting: he zhe wo fei dang ya huan bu ke. ke wu, ling ren sheng qi. ai! you le.
" xue sheng, wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er, qing ni dui ge xia lian er. shi' xiao quan zha xing xian lu zhai'."
xiao hai er yi ting: zhe shi shuo wo na, wo rang ta chang ping feng, zhe jiu na wo dang xiao gou le. hao, xian lu zhai, wo hai xian tian di na!" you xia lian er, wo dui' da peng zhan chi hen tian di'."
cheng xiang mei hua, wang li zou. zou chuan lang, guo you lang. cheng xiang fu, neng bu piao liang ma, xiao hai zhi tai tou kan chuan zi shang de hua hui tu. cheng xiang yi kan, shuo:" wo zhe er hai you ge shang lian, shi' tong zi kan chuan, yi er san si wu liu qi ba jiu shi'."
" wo dui' xian sheng jiang ming, jia yi bing ding wu yi geng xin ren gui'."" wo zhe er hai you ge dui zi shang lian er:' tong zi da tong zi, tong zi luo, tong zi le'."
" wo dui:' ya tou ken ya tou, ya tou xian, ya tou xian'." cheng xiang yi ting: zhen xing a! yi kan yu gang gang yan shang hai liu zhe tou liang tian de xue mei hua. jian jing sheng qing, shuo:" you shang lian qing dui:' xue luo gang yan, tian ci yi tiao bai yu dai'."" you dui:' yan xun huo pan di chan ban fu zao luo pao'."
cheng xiang shuo:" zhe zen me jiang a?"" wo jia men kou bu yuan you ge cheng huang miao. po miao. miao li zhu zhe ge yao fan de, tian tian bao zhe ge xiao sha guo, li tou shao de shi ju mo, lao zai zhe pan guan di xia kao huo, ba pan guan xia ban jie er dou xun hei le. zhe jiu jiao' yan xun huo pan, di chan ban fu zao luo pao'."
rao zhe wan er lai de." zhe er hai you ge shang lian, shi' pu ye tao ye pu tao ye, cao ben mu ben'." cao an zai pang bian da le cha er:" ye, wo dui zhe xia lian ba!" xiang ye yi ting, zhe fen er gao xing a. xin xiang, cao an shuo de shi shi hou, xiao hai er ni beng cheng neng, lian wo de yong ren dou neng dui chu lai xia lian er." hao! ni shuo. ni shuo."
" xiang ye, xiao ren dui' gan shao shui shao gan shui shao, nin dao wo dao'. hao bu hao?"" chu qu! kuai gun!"" zha!"" qi you ci li, rang wo gen ni dao gan shui shao qu! qi you ci li. xue sheng, hai shi ni dui ba!"
" you dui:' mei hua gui hua mei gui hua, chun xiang qiu xiang'."
shuo zhe hua, guo le da ting, lai dao shu fang men kou, cheng xiang shuo:' wo zhe shu fang men kou xiang tie yi fu dui zi, you shang lian mei xia lian, qing dui: shi' xian ren mian jin xian ren jin'."" you dui: shi' dao zhe xiu lai dao zhe lai'."
gang yao jin shu fang, cheng xiang xiang qi ta na zhu zi lai le:" xue sheng, zhe er hai you yi fu dui zi, shi' ting qian zhong zhu xian sheng sun'."" you dui:' miao hou zai hua zhang lao zhi'."
" wo zhe shang lian de yi si shi shuo: ting yuan qian mian zhong shang zhu zi, zhu zi mei chu lai, xian sheng chu sun lai la."" wo zhe xia lian shi shuo: miao hou tou zai shang hua, yi jing zhang chu lao ji zi lai le."
" wo zhe shang lian ling you pi yu."" wo zhe xia lian bie you jiang yi."
" wo zhe ting qian zhong shang zhu zi, zhu zi chang de bu hao, jiao shu de xian sheng ba ta jue zhe le, jiu shi ba ta gei sun huai le."" wo zhe miao hou zai shang hua, feng ba hua er gua dao le, miao li de zhang lao kan jian le, na gun er gei zhi qi lai la. zhe jiu jiao' miao hou zai hua zhang lao zhi'."
" ! wo ling you pi yu."" ! wo hai you jiang yi."
" wo zhe ting qian zhong shang zhu zi la, zhu zi chang de bu hao, jiao shu de xian sheng shuo:' ni zen me zhang de?' zhe shi na hua sun ta na! suo yi shuo' ting qian zhong zhu xian sheng sun'."" wo zhe miao hou zai shang hua le, xiao he shang gao su zhang lao qu le, zhang lao shuo' wo zhi dao le', zhe jiu shi' miao hou zai hua zhang lao zhi'."" zhi dao? hao!"
dao shu fang li bian, xiao hai er yi kan: ying mian bai zhe zhang ba de jia er an. an qian bai zhe yi zhang zi tan de ba xian zhuo zi, xiang shi xin, pei luo dian. zuo you liang ba hua li tai shi yi. jia ji an shang bai zhe bi xi de jiu tao, shan hu de pen jing, feng mo tong de jin zhong, fei cui de yu qing, pang bian duo bao ge shang bai zhe zhou ding nan yi qin zhuan han wa deng deng. zhuo shang bai zhe wen fang si bao zhi bi mo yan, shi xuan zhi duan yan hu bi hui mo. qiang shang gua zhe xu duo ming ren zi hua, dang zhong shi song xuan he nian jian de yu bi ying, liang bian pei yi fu dui lian, shi yue fei qin bi suo xie hai you si shan ping feng yi fu tiao shan hai you shen me" xia jing tu", hua de shi yu da he ye, hen qing xiu" xing geng tu" hua de shi liang ge geng fu, ye shi wei miao wei xiao. zheng kan zhe, jiu ting cheng xiang shuo:" xue sheng qing zuo."" xiang fu na you xue sheng de zuo wei."" bu bi ke qi."
er ren luo zuo, cao an xian cha, cha ba. xiang ye shuo:" xue sheng, ni hen cong ming. you zhe me ge shang lian, shi' shu tong mo mo mo mo shu tong yi mai mo'. zhe jiu shi qian tian de shi, wo rang shu zhong mo mo, mo jian dao ta ge bo wan er shang le."
xiao hai er zhe hui ke wei le nan le. zheng mei ci er na, cao an jiao ya huan tian mei:" mei xiang, lu zi bu wang le, gai tian mei le!" mei xiang duan le yi bo ji mei lai, wang huo li yi dao. xiao hai er yi kan, shuo:" you le! wo dui de xia lian shi' mei xiang tian mei mei bao mei xiang liang mei mei'." hei! qiao jin r.
" wo zhe er hai you shang lian er, shi' tong pen dong bing jin xiang yu'." xiao hai er xian zhao ci er, kan qiang shang de ming ren zi hua, kan dao xia jing tu, jiu shuo le:" wo dui xia lian er' he ye sa yu cui die zhu'."
" wo hai you shang lian, shi' yi zhan deng si ge zi, jiu jiu jiu jiu', jiu pu de huang zi bu shi si mian dou you ge jiu zi ma." xiao hai er hai shi xian zhao ti, kan hua er. kan dao xing geng tu, jiu shuo:" xia lian dui' er geng gu liang mian luo, tang tang tang tang'."
cheng xiang nan bu zhu ta, you you dian er ji le, xia bu liao tai jie er, zen me hao jiao ta zou. xiang le ban tian: o, ni kan dong xi zhao ci er, hao ba!" cao an, zhao wang san zhao si lao liu, zai jiao ji ge ya huan, ba ke ting li zhei xie dong xi quan gei wo ban chu qu!" zhe bu shi chi bao le cheng de ma?" kuai! qiang shang de hua er ye dou zhai le. bu guo, xi qiang shang na si shan ping he tiao shan liu xia bu dong. bu xu sheng yi dian bie de dong xi! xue sheng, qing zhe bian r zuo."
liang ge ren zuo dao wu zi dang zhong liang ba xiao yi zi shang, zhong jian liu le ge xiao cha ji er. cao an he ji ge ren mang zhe tai dong xi, dong xi dou ban wan le. cheng xiang yi zhi liu xia de hua er:
" xue sheng, ni kan guo zhe si zhang xiao hua er hao bu hao? shi feng lei yu xue. ni zai kan zhe tiao shan, shi liu hai xi jin chan. zhe jiu shi yi fu dui zi shang lian er, shi' feng bu yao, yu bu sao, chan bu jiao, qian bu diao, yi da xian zhang zui xiao'. dui ba!"
xiao hai er yao dui xia lian er, de zhao ci er ya! gang cai you xia jing tu xing geng tu ke zhua, zhe hui, wu li dong xi quan ban guang le. jiu sheng xia zhe si shan ping he yi fu tiao shan le, you jiao cheng xiang dou shuo le. ke ji chu han lai le. ni shuo, zhe cao an ye shi dao mei cui de, ta hu ran kan jian cha ji di xia you ge qi pan, xiang qi cheng xiang shuo bu xu sheng yi dian dong xi, gan jin guo qu na le jiu zou. xiao hai er yi kan shuo:" you la! wo dui' che wu lun, ma wu an, xiang wu quan, pao wu yan, er ren zou hong zhan xian'."
cheng xiang zhe ge qi ya! xin shuo: cao an na cao an, zhe zhen r ni ke xian de shen me hun na! yi qi you xiang qi lai le:" hai you shang lian:' qiang tou lu wei, tou zhong jiao qing gen di qian'."" wo dui:' shan zhong zhu sun, zui jian pi hou fu zhong kong'."
cheng xiang yi ting: o, wo shuo ta ren xiao bu dong shi, ta dao ma wo fu zhong kong, he zhe wo shi cao bao. hao!" ting zhe shang lian:' er yuan duan mu shen shan zhong, xiao hou zi ye gan dui ju'." ju shi ju de xie yin. xue sheng ye chen bu zhu qi le, zhang kou jiu shuo:" wo dui:' yi ma shi zu yu ni nei, lao chu sheng zen neng chu ti'." ti shi ti de xie yin.
cheng xiang yi ting: wo shuo ta shi xiao hou zi, ye bu wei guo ta ma wo shi lao chu sheng, zhe hai zi ke sun tou le. mei ci er le. hu ran ting jian wai bian tong luo kai dao, bian pao qi ming, men kou zai guo qu xi fu de. cheng xiang shuo:" xue sheng, wo zhe er you shou shi, ni gei chou da yi xia:
hu ting men wai yi sheng ba,
hua hong xiao jiao ba ren da,
jin wan dong fang hua zhu ye,
ming ri shuang fang zuo qing jia.
zen me yang? xue sheng, qing dui." xiao hai xiang: zhe jiao shen me shi ya! ke shi hai shi zhen nan ying da. zheng zhe shi hou, cao an duan zhe cha pan zi lai le. cao an kan dao cheng xiang xia bu lai tai le, xiang gei cheng xiang jie wei, lai ge duan cha song ke, ba xiao hai er song zou jiu suan le, yao bu cheng xiang fei qi si bu cheng, gang cai lian zhang ba tiao an dou ban le, guo hui er hai bu de ba fang zi chai le. yi fan hao yi, ta xiao xiao xin xin di duan zhe cha song lai, ye bu shi zen me zhao mei liu shen, pa cha yi xia, cha pan zi diao di xia le. xiao hai er yi kan:" xiang ye, xue sheng chou da:
hu ting wu nei yi sheng ba,
yuan shi cao an lai duan cha,
cha pan diao di cha shui sa,
dang shi qi huai lao yuan jia.
xiang ye, zen me yang?"
cáo ān lái dào dà mén dòng, yī pì gǔ zuò zài lǎn dèng shàng: wǒ kě xiē huì ér le, bàn tiān de gōng fū, dòu fǔ fāng jiù pǎo le zú gòu qī tàng. děng zhe ba! āi! zuǒ děng yě bù lái, yòu děng hái méi lái, āi! hái bù rú lái huí pǎo nǎ, zhè me dāi zhe dòng jiǎo wa. zhàn qǐ lái zhí liū dá. gāng xià tái jiē, wǎng dōng yī kàn, zhè hái zi lái le. lín jìn le yī qiáo, cáo ān zhè gè lè ya. yī kàn zhè hái zi zhè gè chuān zhe dǎ bàn tài kě xiào le. lǜ kù zi lǜ páo zǐ lǜ xuē zi lǜ mào zi. zhè bù chéng le há má zǎi zǐ le ma. bù guò kě bù gǎn xiào chū lái, gǎn jǐn shàng qián yíng jiē:" xué shēng, nín lái le. xiāng yé jiào nín guò qù, nín gēn wǒ qù ba!"
cáo ān tóu lǐ jiù zǒu, dào èr mén kǒu zhè ér huí tóu yī kàn, ? rén méi le. gǎn jǐn yòu huí lái, yī kàn zhè hái zi zhèng wǎng huí zǒu nǎ. cáo ān jiù rǎng:" xué shēng! bú duì, dòu fǔ fāng shǎo zhǎng guì de, nín zěn me yòu zǒu la?"
xiǎo hái yī huí tóu:" guǎn jiā, nǐ jiā chéng xiàng jiào wǒ jìn qù ma?"" shì a!"" nǐ jiā chéng xiàng jì rán ná bài xiá xià qǐng tiě, bǎ wǒ xué shēng qǐng lái, jiù gāi dà chǎng yí mén, chuī sān tòng, dǎ sān tòng, chū fǔ yíng jiē. jiù zhè me yī jiào jiù suàn le, wǒ xué shēng bù nà me tīng huà, zán men zài jiàn ba."" nín xiān bié zǒu, wǒ zài gěi nín wèn yī shēng qù xíng bù xíng? nín děng huì ér."
cáo ān pǎo dào shū fáng:" gēn yé huí, tā lái le."" jiào tā jìn lái."" tā yòu yào zǒu le."" wèi shí me?"" tiāo yǎn le. tā shuō' jì rán yòng tiē qǐng le, jiù gāi chū fǔ yíng jiē'. yào bú shì wǒ dǎng tā, tā jiù zǒu le, xiàn zài tā zài na r děng zhe ne, yé, nín shuō zěn me bàn ne?"
" ó! zhè hái zi duō dà suì shù le?"" yě jiù shì bā jiǔ suì."
chéng xiàng zhèng zài kàn shū, shū zhōng jiā zhe yī zhāng zhǐ tiáo ér. tā chōu chū lái jiāo gěi cáo ān," cáo ān, nǐ bǎ zhè zhāng zhǐ tiáo ná chū qù. zhè shì gè duì zǐ shàng lián, rú guǒ tā néng duì shàng xià lián, wǒ jiù chū fǔ yíng jiē, tā yào shì duì bù shàng lái, jiào tā zì jǐ zǒu jìn lái."
chéng xiàng zhè gè shàng lián shì zǎo shàng xiě de, shū tóng sǎo dì nòng le yī wū zi tǔ, xìn shǒu xiě le shàng lián, kě xià lián méi xiǎng chū lái, děng shàng cháo huí lái jiù wàng le, zhè huì ér xiǎng qǐ lái, xiǎng nán nán xiǎo hái zi.
cáo ān ná zhe zhǐ tiáo wǎng wài jiù pǎo, bǎ chéng xiàng de huà gào sù xiǎo hái ér, yòu bǎ zhǐ tiáo sòng le guò qù, xiǎo hái ér jiē guò yī kàn, shàng tou xiě zhe qī ge zì, shì" xiǎo hái yáng tǔ tǔ fēi kōng". xiǎo hái ér yī xiǎng, ó, ná wǒ dāng zhuā tǔ yáng rang yān ér de xiǎo máo hái zi, hǎo, ràng nǐ zhī dào wǒ shì zěn me huí shì ér." guǎn jiā, bǐ mò cì hou!"
" zhè wàng le ná le." gǎn jǐn wǎng huí pǎo, dào shū fáng ná le bǐ mò, wǎng wài jiù pǎo:" gěi nín."" zhǐ nǎ?"" yō, zài lái yī tàng." cáo ān yòu huí qù bǎ zhǐ ná chū lái:" nín bù yòng bié de le ba?"
yī jìn shū fáng:" gěi nín xià lián."
chéng xiàng jiē guò lái yī qiáo:" dà dǎn de nú cái, nǐ zhè me ài duō shuō huà!"" wǒ méi duō shuō huà ya?"
" méi duō shuō, tā zěn me duì shàng zhè xià lián de?"" bù zhī dào."
" hú shuō, tā wèn nǐ shén me le?"" tā wèn wǒ nín chuān shén me yī fú, wǒ bù shuō. hòu lái tā shuō:' nǐ bù shuō, wǒ xué shēng zǎo yǐ zhī dào. nǐ jiā chéng xiàng guān jū yī pǐn, yě jiù shì jīn xiāng biān ér, huā kù tuǐ ér, yào bù jiù shì fèng guān xiá pèi, shí liú qún.' wǒ shuō:' nǐ hái shì xué shēng ne? shén me dōu bù dǒng, zǎi xiàng dōu chuān dà hóng páo.' yé, wǒ jiù shuō le zhè me yī jù, méi duō shuō."
" wú yòng de nú cái! nǐ hái méi duō shuō huà nǎ? ràng tā gěi piàn le qù le. nǐ kàn! zhè xià lián xiě dé duō lì hài!' luò tāng páng xiè pī hóng páo', wǒ ná tā bǐ há má, tā dǎo shì huó de ya! tā ná wǒ dāng páng xiè, huán gěi zhǔ le!"
" nà nà zěn me bàn ne?"" fèi huà! chū fǔ yíng jiē ba!"
cáo ān wǎng wài jiù pǎo, dào dà mén dòng ér zhè ér:" xué shēng, wǒ jiā xiāng yé chū fǔ yíng jiē nǐ lái le." jiě jìn yī kàn, chéng xiàng zhēn chū lái le, yǎn zhū yī zhuǎn, biē le gè huài zhǔ yì. xiǎng zhe, gǎn jǐn wǎng qián zǒu le yī bù, shuō:" āi yā, xué shēng yǒu hé dé néng, gǎn láo dòng lǎo xiāng yé chū fǔ yíng jiē."
xiāng yé xīn shuō: fèi huà, wǒ bù yíng jiē xíng ma! nǐ jǐ duì de! shì yǐ zhì cǐ, zhǐ hǎo shuō:" bù zhī xué shēng jià dào, wèi zēng yuǎn yíng, hái qǐng yuán liàng."" lǎo xiāng yé zhè yàng kàn zhòng xué shēng, qǐ bù shé shà xiǎo rén, dài wǒ dà lǐ cān bài."
shuō zhe huà, yī liāo páo, nà gè yì sī shì yào guì xià kē tóu. chéng xiàng yī xiǎng: tā yào kē tóu, wǒ hái dé wǎng qǐ chān. kě shì, chān ba, hái dé guì yī tiáo tuǐ bù chān ba, xiǎn de wǒ táng táng zǎi xiàng bù dǒng lǐ jié. chān ba! yī biān chān, yī biān zuǐ lǐ shuō:" miǎn!" huà shuō wán, tuǐ yě guì le, kě shì méi chān zhe. jiù tīng xiǎo hái ér nà ér shuō:" xiāng yé, miǎn lǐ."
hēi! bǎ wǒ gěi yuān le! wǒ dào gěi tā guì le yī xià.
' a! zhè xué shēng dào cǐ, xué shēng qǐng."
" bù, xiāng yé qǐng."" xué shēng xiān xíng."" hái shì xiāng yé xiān xíng."" rú cǐ shuō, wǒ bù gōng le."" hǎo, tóu qián dài lù."
chéng xiàng yī tīng, hǎo, wǒ chéng le yā huán le.
zǒu dào èr mén, yī kàn, sì shàn píng fēng jiù kāi le yī shàn. xiǎo hái ér mǒ tóu jiù zǒu, cáo ān zài hòu miàn gǎn jǐn lán zhù." āi, xué shēng, nín zěn me yòu zǒu wa?"" jì méng xiāng qǐng, xiǎng shì dà chǎng yí mén, wèi hé zhè píng fēng mén zhǐ kāi yī shàn?"
cáo ān yī tīng: dé, yòu tiāo le yǎn le. chéng xiàng yě tīng jiàn le, gǎn jǐn wèn cáo ān:" hùn zhàng, wèi hé bù dà chǎng yí mén?"
cáo ān yī tīng, xīn xiǎng: nǐ duō zá ràng wǒ chǎng la? chéng xiàng shuō:" xué shēng qǐng."" xiāng yé qǐng."" rú cǐ shuō, bù gōng le!"
" hǎo, tóu qián dài lù."
chéng xiàng yī tīng: hé zhe wǒ fēi dāng yā huán bù kě. kě wù, lìng rén shēng qì. āi! yǒu le.
" xué shēng, wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér, qǐng nǐ duì gè xià lián ér. shì' xiǎo quǎn zhà xíng xián lù zhǎi'."
xiǎo hái ér yī tīng: zhè shì shuō wǒ nǎ, wǒ ràng tā chǎng píng fēng, zhè jiù ná wǒ dāng xiǎo gǒu le. hǎo, xián lù zhǎi, wǒ hái xián tiān dī nǎ!" yǒu xià lián ér, wǒ duì' dà péng zhǎn chì hèn tiān dī'."
chéng xiàng méi huà, wǎng lǐ zǒu. zǒu chuān láng, guò yóu láng. chéng xiàng fǔ, néng bù piào liàng ma, xiǎo hái zhí tái tóu kàn chuán zǐ shàng de huā huì tú. chéng xiàng yī kàn, shuō:" wǒ zhè ér hái yǒu gè shàng lián, shì' tóng zǐ kàn chuán, yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī bā jiǔ shí'."
" wǒ duì' xiān shēng jiǎng mìng, jiǎ yǐ bǐng dīng wù yǐ gēng xīn rén guǐ'."" wǒ zhè ér hái yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér:' tóng zǐ dǎ tóng zǐ, tóng zǐ luò, tóng zǐ lè'."
" wǒ duì:' yā tou kěn yā tóu, yā tóu xián, yā tou xián'." chéng xiàng yī tīng: zhēn xíng a! yī kàn yú gāng gāng yán shàng hái liú zhe tóu liǎng tiān de xuě méi huà. jiàn jǐng shēng qíng, shuō:" yǒu shàng lián qǐng duì:' xuě luò gāng yán, tiān cì yī tiáo bái yù dài'."" yǒu duì:' yān xūn huǒ pàn dì chǎn bàn fú zào luó páo'."
chéng xiàng shuō:" zhè zěn me jiǎng a?"" wǒ jiā mén kǒu bù yuǎn yǒu gè chéng huáng miào. pò miào. miào lǐ zhù zhe gè yào fàn de, tiān tiān bào zhe gè xiǎo shā guō, lǐ tou shāo de shì jù mò, lǎo zài zhè pàn guān dǐ xià kǎo huǒ, bǎ pàn guān xià bàn jié ér dōu xūn hēi le. zhè jiù jiào' yān xūn huǒ pàn, dì chǎn bàn fú zào luó páo'."
rào zhe wān ér lái de." zhè ér hái yǒu gè shàng lián, shì' pú yè táo yè pú táo yè, cǎo běn mù běn'." cáo ān zài páng biān dā le chá ér:" yé, wǒ duì zhè xià lián ba!" xiāng yé yī tīng, zhè fèn ér gāo xìng a. xīn xiǎng, cáo ān shuō de shì shí hòu, xiǎo hái ér nǐ béng chěng néng, lián wǒ de yòng rén dōu néng duì chū lái xià lián ér." hǎo! nǐ shuō. nǐ shuō."
" xiāng yé, xiǎo rén duì' gàn shāo shuǐ shāo gān shuǐ shāo, nín dào wǒ dào'. hǎo bù hǎo?"" chū qù! kuài gǔn!"" zhā!"" qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ, ràng wǒ gēn nǐ dào gān shuǐ shāo qù! qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ. xué shēng, hái shì nǐ duì ba!"
" yǒu duì:' méi huā guì huā méi guī huā, chūn xiāng qiū xiāng'."
shuō zhe huà, guò le dà tīng, lái dào shū fáng mén kǒu, chéng xiàng shuō:' wǒ zhè shū fáng mén kǒu xiǎng tiē yī fù duì zǐ, yǒu shàng lián méi xià lián, qǐng duì: shì' xián rén miǎn jìn xián rén jìn'."" yǒu duì: shì' dào zhě xiū lái dào zhě lái'."
gāng yào jìn shū fáng, chéng xiàng xiǎng qǐ tā nà zhú zi lái le:" xué shēng, zhè ér hái yǒu yī fù duì zǐ, shì' tíng qián zhǒng zhú xiān shēng sǔn'."" yǒu duì:' miào hòu zāi huā zhǎng lǎo zhī'."
" wǒ zhè shàng lián de yì sī shì shuō: tíng yuàn qián miàn zhǒng shàng zhú zi, zhú zi méi chū lái, xiān shēng chū sǔn lái la."" wǒ zhè xià lián shì shuō: miào hòu tou zāi shàng huā, yǐ jīng zhǎng chū lǎo jì zi lái le."
" wǒ zhè shàng lián lìng yǒu pī yǔ."" wǒ zhè xià lián bié yǒu jiǎng yì."
" wǒ zhè tíng qián zhǒng shàng zhú zi, zhú zǐ cháng dé bù hǎo, jiāo shū de xiān shēng bǎ tā juē zhé le, jiù shì bǎ tā gěi sǔn huài le."" wǒ zhè miào hòu zāi shàng huā, fēng bǎ huā ér guā dào le, miào lǐ de zhǎng lǎo kàn jiàn le, ná gùn ér gěi zhī qǐ lái la. zhè jiù jiào' miào hòu zāi huā zhǎng lǎo zhī'."
" ! wǒ lìng yǒu pī yǔ."" ! wǒ hái yǒu jiǎng yì."
" wǒ zhè tíng qián zhǒng shàng zhú zi la, zhú zǐ cháng dé bù hǎo, jiāo shū de xiān shēng shuō:' nǐ zěn me zhǎng de?' zhè shì ná huà sǔn tā nǎ! suǒ yǐ shuō' tíng qián zhǒng zhú xiān shēng sǔn'."" wǒ zhè miào hòu zāi shàng huā le, xiǎo hé shàng gào sù zhǎng lǎo qù le, zhǎng lǎo shuō' wǒ zhī dào le', zhè jiù shì' miào hòu zāi huā zhǎng lǎo zhī'."" zhī dào? hǎo!"
dào shū fáng lǐ biān, xiǎo hái ér yī kàn: yíng miàn bǎi zhe zhàng bā de jià ér àn. àn qián bǎi zhe yī zhāng zǐ tán de bā xiān zhuō zi, xiāng shí xīn, pèi luó diàn. zuǒ yòu liǎng bǎ huā lí tài shī yǐ. jià jī àn shàng bǎi zhe bì xǐ de jiǔ táo, shān hú de pén jǐng, fēng mó tóng de jīn zhōng, fěi cuì de yù qìng, páng biān duō bǎo gé shàng bǎi zhe zhōu dǐng nán yí qín zhuān hàn wǎ děng děng. zhuō shàng bǎi zhe wén fáng sì bǎo zhǐ bǐ mò yàn, shì xuān zhǐ duān yàn hú bǐ huī mò. qiáng shàng guà zhe xǔ duō míng rén zì huà, dāng zhōng shì sòng xuān hé nián jiān de yù bǐ yīng, liǎng biān pèi yī fù duì lián, shì yuè fēi qīn bǐ suǒ xiě hái yǒu sì shàn píng fēng yī fù tiāo shān hái yǒu shén me" xià jǐng tú", huà de shì yǔ dǎ hé yè, hěn qīng xiù" xíng gèng tú" huà de shì liǎng gè gēng fū, yě shì wéi miào wéi xiào. zhèng kàn zhe, jiù tīng chéng xiàng shuō:" xué shēng qǐng zuò."" xiāng fǔ nǎ yǒu xué shēng de zuò wèi."" bù bì kè qì."
èr rén luò zuò, cáo ān xiàn chá, chá bà. xiāng yé shuō:" xué shēng, nǐ hěn cōng míng. yǒu zhè me gè shàng lián, shì' shū tóng mó mò mò mǒ shū tóng yī mài mò'. zhè jiù shì qián tiān de shì, wǒ ràng shū zhòng mó mò, mò jiàn dào tā gē bó wàn ér shàng le."
xiǎo hái ér zhè huí kě wèi le nán le. zhèng méi cí ér nǎ, cáo ān jiào yā huán tiān méi:" méi xiāng, lú zi bù wàng le, gāi tiān méi le!" méi xiāng duān le yī bò ji méi lái, wǎng huǒ lǐ yī dào. xiǎo hái ér yī kàn, shuō:" yǒu le! wǒ duì de xià lián shì' méi xiāng tiān méi méi bào méi xiāng liǎng méi méi'." hēi! qiǎo jìn r.
" wǒ zhè ér hái yǒu shàng lián ér, shì' tóng pén dòng bīng jīn xiāng yù'." xiǎo hái ér xiàn zhǎo cí ér, kàn qiáng shàng de míng rén zì huà, kàn dào xià jǐng tú, jiù shuō le:" wǒ duì xià lián ér' hé yè sǎ yǔ cuì dié zhū'."
" wǒ hái yǒu shàng lián, shì' yī zhǎn dēng sì gè zì, jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ', jiǔ pù de huǎng zi bú shì sì miàn dōu yǒu gè jiǔ zì ma." xiǎo hái ér hái shì xiàn zhǎo tí, kàn huà ér. kàn dào xíng gèng tú, jiù shuō:" xià lián duì' èr gēng gǔ liǎng miàn luó, tāng tāng tāng tāng'."
chéng xiàng nán bú zhù tā, yòu yǒu diǎn ér jí le, xià bù liǎo tái jiē ér, zěn me hǎo jiào tā zǒu. xiǎng le bàn tiān: ō, nǐ kàn dōng xī zhǎo cí ér, hǎo ba!" cáo ān, zhǎo wáng sān zhào sì lǎo liú, zài jiào jǐ gè yā huán, bǎ kè tīng lǐ zhèi xiē dōng xī quán gěi wǒ bān chū qù!" zhè bú shì chī bǎo le chēng de ma?" kuài! qiáng shàng de huà ér yě dōu zhāi le. bù guò, xī qiáng shàng nà sì shàn píng hé tiāo shān liú xià bù dòng. bù xǔ shèng yì diǎn bié de dōng xī! xué shēng, qǐng zhè biān r zuò."
liǎng gè rén zuò dào wū zi dāng zhōng liǎng bǎ xiǎo yǐ zi shàng, zhōng jiān liú le gè xiǎo chá jī ér. cáo ān hé jǐ gè rén máng zhe tái dōng xī, dōng xī dōu bān wán le. chéng xiàng yī zhǐ liú xià de huà ér:
" xué shēng, nǐ kàn guò zhè sì zhāng xiǎo huà ér hǎo bù hǎo? shì fēng léi yǔ xuě. nǐ zài kàn zhè tiāo shān, shì liú hǎi xì jīn chán. zhè jiù shì yī fù duì zǐ shàng lián ér, shì' fēng bù yáo, yǔ bù sǎo, chán bù jiào, qián bù diào, yī dà xiān zhāng zuǐ xiào'. duì ba!"
xiǎo hái ér yào duì xià lián ér, dé zhǎo cí ér ya! gāng cái yǒu xià jǐng tú xíng gèng tú kě zhuā, zhè huí, wū lǐ dōng xī quán bān guāng le. jiù shèng xià zhè sì shàn píng hé yī fú tiāo shān le, yòu jiào chéng xiàng dōu shuō le. kě jí chū hàn lái le. nǐ shuō, zhè cáo ān yě shì dǎo méi cuī de, tā hū rán kàn jiàn chá jī dǐ xià yǒu gè qí pán, xiǎng qǐ chéng xiàng shuō bù xǔ shèng yì diǎn dōng xī, gǎn jǐn guò qù ná le jiù zǒu. xiǎo hái ér yī kàn shuō:" yǒu la! wǒ duì' chē wú lún, mǎ wú ān, xiāng wú quán, pào wú yān, èr rén zǒu hóng zhàn xiān'."
chéng xiàng zhè gè qì ya! xīn shuō: cáo ān nǎ cáo ān, zhè zhèn r nǐ kě xiǎn de shén me hún nǎ! yī qì yòu xiǎng qǐ lái le:" hái yǒu shàng lián:' qiáng tóu lú wěi, tóu zhòng jiǎo qīng gēn dǐ qiǎn'."" wǒ duì:' shān zhōng zhú sǔn, zuǐ jiān pí hòu fù zhōng kōng'."
chéng xiàng yī tīng: ō, wǒ shuō tā rén xiǎo bù dǒng shì, tā dào mà wǒ fù zhōng kōng, hé zhe wǒ shì cǎo bāo. hǎo!" tīng zhè shàng lián:' èr yuán duàn mù shēn shān zhōng, xiǎo hóu zi yě gǎn duì jù'." jù shì jù de xié yīn. xué shēng yě chén bú zhù qì le, zhāng kǒu jiù shuō:" wǒ duì:' yī mǎ shī zú yū ní nèi, lǎo chù shēng zěn néng chū tí'." tí shì tí de xié yīn.
chéng xiàng yī tīng: wǒ shuō tā shì xiǎo hóu zi, yě bù wéi guò tā mà wǒ shì lǎo chù shēng, zhè hái zi kě sǔn tòu le. méi cí ér le. hū rán tīng jiàn wài biān tóng luó kāi dào, biān pào qí míng, mén kǒu zài guò qǔ xí fù de. chéng xiàng shuō:" xué shēng, wǒ zhè ér yǒu shǒu shī, nǐ gěi chóu dá yī xià:
hū tīng mén wài yī shēng bā,
huā hóng xiǎo jiào bǎ rén dā,
jīn wǎn dòng fáng huā zhú yè,
míng rì shuāng fāng zuò qìng jia.
zěn me yàng? xué shēng, qǐng duì." xiǎo hái xiǎng: zhè jiào shén me shī ya! kě shì hái shì zhēn nán yìng dá. zhèng zhè shí hòu, cáo ān duān zhe chá pán zi lái le. cáo ān kàn dào chéng xiàng xià bù lái tái le, xiǎng gěi chéng xiàng jiě wéi, lái gè duān chá sòng kè, bǎ xiǎo hái ér sòng zǒu jiù suàn le, yào bù chéng xiàng fēi qì sǐ bù chéng, gāng cái lián zhàng bā tiáo àn dōu bān le, guǒ huì ér hái bù dé bǎ fáng zi chāi le. yī fān hǎo yì, tā xiǎo xiǎo xīn xīn dì duān zhe chá sòng lái, yě bú shì zěn me zhāo méi liú shén, pā chā yī xià, chá pán zi diào dì xià le. xiǎo hái ér yī kàn:" xiāng yé, xué shēng chóu dá:
hū tīng wū nèi yī shēng bā,
yuán shì cáo ān lái duān chá,
chá pán diào dì chá shuǐ sǎ,
dāng shí qì huài lǎo yuān jiā.
xiāng yé, zěn me yàng?"
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