| 什么呀，外行也做不了。尤其这开药铺，要是外行，那更办不到了。 | |
| 我说就这么个笑话，您听着可乐不？就是外行。在这个我小时候啊，我们住家住在这个后门，后门有个一溜胡同。一溜胡同里头住着一个满大爷，姓满，名字叫“满不懂”。“满不懂”——满大爷！家里挺有钱，可是别的他都不懂，他就懂这钱哪，是越多越好。满大爷“满不懂”懂得钱是好的，别的不懂。老想着钱多，还想发财，就知道啊，做买卖能够赚钱。想主意呀，开个什么买卖哪？他又是个满不懂，你说开什么买卖？搭个伙吧，就找这伙计。找来找去，有人介绍了一位，这位呀，就在宣武门外菜市口，有个贾家胡同。贾家胡同住着一位贾先生，姓贾，名字叫贾行家。贾行家跟这“满不懂”也不知怎么凑到一块儿啦。这二位行啦。天天哥俩就商量：做什么买卖呀？商量商量，满市上转悠。 | |
| 哎，这天走到这个地安门大街这儿，路北有一个两间门面的药铺，门口贴着条儿，“家具出兑，此铺出倒”。满大爷一瞧，就跟贾行家说：“哎，贾先生，您对这买卖——药铺，有研究吗？”贾行家一听：“嘿，大哥，您怎么啦？药铺？咱们是老本行，行家呀！”“是啊？那咱们进去看看。”“可以！”俩人进来了。 | |
| “哎，掌柜的？您这个药铺要出倒吗？”掌柜的：“啊，二位，请坐，请坐！可不是吗，怎么着，您打算做这个小买卖吗？”“啊，我们问问。这个，打算倒多少钱呢？”“两千块钱。”贾行家，“这……两间门面就两千？太贵啦！”“不，您看呢，这儿还这么些个家具，还有好些个存底子。存货您就卖一两个月，都不用上货。后头院儿还有三间房，还有两间堆房。” | |
| 满大爷一听啊，当时就高兴把钱掏出来了，为什么呢？满大爷一想：我家里住那两间破房也不怎么样，家里也没多少人，归了包桌三口人，俩大人一孩子，后头有三间房，倒过这买卖来，我们也就搬这儿住来啦。贾行家家里又没人，这么一干这小买卖，挺好。不就两千块钱吗？“这是五百，先给您这定钱，在三天之内，那一千五给您凑齐。另外呢，您哪，也把这个安排安排，就得给我们腾房。到三天我们就来，我们就搬这儿来了。”“那没错，没错，好！”交完定钱就出来了。这个掌柜的说：“你们，二位！我跟您商量点儿事情，这买卖呀，没问题。三天？您就明天来，您让我腾房，我都腾，我有地儿住。我跟您要求点事情。”“什么事啊？”“我这儿，有我一个外甥，刚打发下来，来我这儿没几天。我说送我这儿学徒来的。您说这玩艺儿，这买卖一倒出去，我给他安排哪儿呢？可是呢，您这儿也应当用个小徒弟儿，是不是？您看看能用不能用？您能留下不能留下？” | |
| 满大爷“满不懂”一听：“小徒弟儿？那我得看看，这人老实不老实。”“哎，老实！您看，这不就这孩子吗？”“叫什么名字啊”？“他叫‘窝囊废’。”“啊，‘窝囊废’！冲这名字我就得留下呀！”这仨人算凑到一块儿啦。 | |
| “好，好，好！就在这儿吧！没关系，管吃管喝，每月给三块两块的零花，得啦！”事情都办妥了，回家了。 | |
| 一天，两天，到第三天，真搬过来了。人家也把房腾啦。油刷门面，择吉开张，找了个好日子。这天呢，开门儿的时候什么时候？半夜里四点钟就开门了，放挂鞭——“噼……啪……”。街坊邻居都吵醒了，不知道什么事啊？这就算开张啦。 | |
| 四点来钟开的张，三个人趴到柜台，瞪着眼睛往外看，干吗？等买主、半夜里谁起来呀？人家没急病谁买药啊？等来等去，等来等去，等太阳都出来了。满大爷说：“贾先生，咱这买卖行吗？怎么还没人儿买呀？”“嘿，这您着急哪儿行啊？咱下门儿下的早啦！哎，您看，这不来了吗。” | |
| 正说着呢，进来一位，这位手里拿着一副对子，“辛苦，辛苦！掌柜的，啊，新张之喜，新张之喜啊！给您道喜来了。您把这挂上吧。”送对子的。 | |
| 满大爷一瞧：哟？不认识啊。“哎哟，谢谢！谢谢！哎呀，您是在东边儿？在西边儿？您的空号什么字号啊？”以为人家是界毗儿（指邻居）的街坊买卖家儿呢。这个说：“哦，我不开买卖。我天天得麻烦麻烦您。”“啊？什么事啊？”“什么事啊，我在您这药铺门口儿啊，摆个皮匠摊儿。我是个皮匠，缝破鞋。我呢，姓陈，人家都管我叫‘陈师傅’。因为呢，我在这药铺门口儿摆了有四五年了，听说啊，换了东家、换了掌柜的，我来给道道喜。我来跟您说一声，天天麻烦麻烦您，就得您门口摆摊儿。可是呢，我可也不糟践，不祸害，我每天早来，来的时候，我给您门口扫扫；临走时候，我把门口打扫干净了，您看可以吗？” | |
| 满大爷“满不懂”一听，“那没什么！人又给送对子，好，好！您还照摆。您不在这儿摆了四五年了吗？您还照摆，还告诉您呢，有个阴天下雨儿，刮风，请到屋里来，听见没有？渴了，里边喝水。打我这儿说，没关系，您就天天在这儿，我们还得求您照应呢。”“哎，是，好好！谢谢您呢。哎呀，您这儿一共几位呀？”“我们这儿就贾先生——贾行家，还有我们这徒弟——窝囊废。后边儿呢，也没别人，后边儿有我老婆，有我一个六岁的小孩儿。这个小孩子在后头玩儿啊，跟别的小孩儿打起来，您受累给劝劝架。”“行，没关系，没关系！”说的挺好。 | |
| “那么，掌柜的，您辛苦着吧，我外头了。”“好好，陈师傅，您有工夫就上屋里坐着。啊，渴了就喝水。”皮匠出去了。 | |
| 哎，没有不开张的油盐店。药铺？药铺也如此，不能不开张。 | |
| 进来一位，买药的。“掌柜的，您给我来一毛钱的银朱。”“银朱”——就是印戳子里头印色，我们小时候，老师给判仿用的那个“银朱”，红的。“来一毛钱‘银朱’。” | |
| 满大爷是满不懂啊，赶紧叫贾先生“贾行家”。“贾先生，您给拿药——银朱。”贾行家一听，贾行家嘛，找银朱？拉抽屉就找药，拉一个，拉一个，拉一个，“怎么没有啊？”不是没有，有他也不懂啊，也不知道啊，找了半天，没有。 | |
| “掌柜的，没有。” | |
| 满大爷一听，他这货底儿少，“没有就告诉人没有吧。”贾行家说：“别介！那您不得罪主顾吗？明儿个一嚷嚷，好，谁还上咱们这儿抓药来呀？没有？那么办，我有主意，‘窝囊废’！”把小徒弟儿叫过来了，打柜里拿两块钱，“去！到这个首饰楼，银楼。两块钱，打俩银珠来，听见没有？要……六钱一个的就可以，来俩！越快越好，快去！”窝囊废不知道怎么回事儿，拿着两块钱奔首饰楼啦。他打银珠去啦。 | |
| 这玩儿还挺慢呢，人家抓药这位等急啦！“掌柜的，怎么还不来呀？怎么意思啊？”“哎，您稍候，稍候！咱们柜上没有啦，上我们这个货栈取去啦。”我还没听说这个首饰楼是药铺的货栈呢。“您等会儿，一会儿就来。” | |
| 一会儿，窝囊废回来了。六钱一个，两块钱打俩银珠，交给贾行家。贾行家一看，“哎，给您，银珠！”买药的这位接过来一掂这么沉，哎？银朱红面儿，哪有这么沉的？打开一瞧：这么大个儿俩银珠子。人家不敢拿走，不知道怎么回事啊。“掌柜的，我要银朱！”贾行家说：“是啊，您看这不是，是银珠啊。哎，咱这儿货真价实，不卖假货，一定是银珠。不相信回家切开看，如果是锡的，是铅的，我们受罚。没错！咱这买卖刚开张，您拿走吧。”死乞白赖往外推人家。 | |
| 这位一想：嘿，一毛钱，弄一两多银子，这么大俩银珠子！那走就走吧。这位出去了。 | |
| 满大爷“满不懂”别的不懂啊。他懂得赔钱啊。“贾先生，咱这买卖要照这么干，行吗？”“您看，咱们是老行家。跟您说，买卖你得拉主顾，这回赔钱？下回就赚他的。你不信咱卖它个十斤八斤人参，你看咱们赚钱不赚钱？这可不是吗？先赔后赚呢，您放心吧。”“哎，好！放心吧、” | |
| 正这儿说着呢，又进来一位，拿着一毛钱，“掌柜的，来一毛钱白芨。”白芨呀，我们小时候拿那个洗纺绸啊，洗衣服什么的，那么种药材叫“白芨”，也有拿那个研那个红朱砂写字的，也有干这个用的，叫“白芨”。 | |
| “掌柜的，您给我来一毛钱的白芨。” | |
| 满不懂当然是不懂啦。贾行家拉抽屉找白芨，找了半天没找着。“掌柜的，没有啊。”“没有您赶紧告诉人家没有吧。”“您怎么老爱得罪主顾呢？明儿人还来不来呀？”“啊，那你又出什么主意呀？”“出什么主意？买卖，先赔后赚呢，还出什么主意呀？‘窝囊废’！拿两块钱，上菜市儿上买一只白鸡来！可钱买，一个子儿别剩，快去！”“是！”窝囊废去买去啦。 | |
| 一会儿工夫买来一个，三斤六两的大白鸡，拿回来了，交给贾行家了。贾行家一看那个……上头有两根黑翎。“您等会儿，我后头给您配药去。”人说买白芨还配什么药啊？哪知道他到后头一看，上头有两根黑翎，“嘚儿嘚儿！”给拔下来了，打后院拿出来了，“给您，白鸡。” | |
| 这位一瞧：“啊？掌柜的，我要白芨。”“是啊，您看这不是白鸡嘛，一根儿黑翎都没有。”有？他刚才抻下去啦。 | |
| “咱这是货真价实，您明白吗？下次还让您照顾呢。没错，没错！三斤多呀。您拿走，家吃去吧。”这位这个乐呀，一毛钱买三斤多重一个大白鸡，这药材也甭买啦！家里炖鸡吃去了，这位走了。 | |
| 满大爷“满不懂”可急啦！“贾夫生，咱们这买卖照这么干？干的好吗？”“没错您哪，先赔后赚。”“哎呀，好，先赔后赚。”正这儿说着呢，这么工夫又进来一位买药。买什么呀？“附子”——这个东西呢，有叫“香附子”的，有叫“附子”的。 | |
| “掌柜的，来两毛钱的附子。” | |
| “满不懂”是不懂啊。贾行家这回连抽屉都没开，跟这满大爷“满不懂”商量：“大哥，哎，咱们哥俩干这个买卖呀，咱们是这个……当然了，我算帮着您干这买卖，可是按理由说您拿的钱，我应当出个人力儿，为什么呢？人家来买父子。人家买父子呢，可是我家也有儿子。我家有儿子，不过他在南京呢，这玩儿太远呢！人家来抓药，人就等着用啊，对不对您呢？那么这个呢，只好得失紧着你们爷俩卖啦。”“啊？紧着我们爷俩卖？”“哎，对了。人家买两毛钱父子嘛。对不对呀！你到后边会把小孩儿领出来跟人家走吧。”“啊？我们跟人家走，卖啦？”“那没办法，咱这是买卖生意呀，对不对？您跟人家走，配完药人还给你送回来呢！”“嗨！这买卖生意怎么搞啊？”“别嚷，别嚷！你一嚷，让人听着多笑话？您去领孩子去吧。”死乞白赖往后边推。 | |
| 满大爷“满不懂”又是急，又是气，心里这份儿难过呀，到里头跟老婆怎么说呀？到里边儿一进屋一看呢，他老婆正在炕头那儿做活儿呢。六岁的小孩儿，正在地上那儿玩儿呢。满大爷“满不懂”一看这孩子，眼泪差点儿流下来，心里头很难过，过来一拉这孩子，说话颤颤巍巍的：“唉！小子啊，我对不起你！谁让咱干这份儿买卖呢？人家来买药，现在把你给卖了。走，跟人家走吧！”往外就领。 | |
| 大奶奶一听，哪有不急的！“啊？怎么了你？你怎么？干买卖你怎么把孩子卖啦？”“我也不知道他是药材呀！”“胡说八道吗？这不是！那能卖吗？”“你别闹啦，他能卖吗？告诉你一个不幸的事情吧，连我一块儿走！我们爷儿俩全卖了。”说着话，领着孩子哭着往外就走。 | |
| 大奶奶能不往外追吗？“嗬！你个缺德老鬼，谁让你拿钱干这个买卖呀？啊？”“那没……没办法，人家贾先生说：我们爷儿俩是药材，人家买父子，就得跟人走。”大奶奶也追出来了，“跟贾先生说说，我们这买卖关门儿，不干了，行不行？” | |
| 贾行家听见了，“哎？大嫂，那可不行！人家来买来了，咱们已收了钱了，对不对？咱们这个货真价实。那……不能！咱这买卖生意，你们爷儿俩跟人走吧。”“你，买父子？领走！”那位能领走吗？那位不知道什么事啊。 | |
| “掌柜的，我买附子。”“啊，是啊，这是亲父子啊。亲爷儿俩。咱这货真价实。您领回去，然后您再打听，如果要是抱的，您给送回来。”这都哪儿的事啊？ | |
| 那位也不敢领走，正在这儿磨烦着呢，这么工夫又进来一位，这位是天津人。买什么呀？砂仁儿。砂仁儿豆蔻，搁嘴里含着去呃味的。因为他是天津人呢，这个“砂”呢，他说“仨”。进门儿就说：“掌柜的，来两毛钱砂仁儿。”他们那儿正闹着呢，贾行家一听，“哎，得得！甭闹了，人家来买仨人儿。大嫂，您也甭闹啦，咱们一块儿全卖啦！” | |
| “您来的真算巧啊，您要买四个人儿，我们这儿都没有啊，现在我，内掌柜的，跟我们这徒弟窝囊废就仨人儿啦。唉，这回好了，啊，咱这买卖甭干啦，全卖啦！走吧，跟着走吧！” | |
| 大奶奶这个气呀！“你这胡说八道！这叫什么事啊？”孩子也哭，大人也嚷。 | |
| 这么一吵一闹啊，外头那位陈师傅，皮匠进来了，不知道怎么回事。“哎，掌柜的，你们哭什么呀？”满大爷“满不懂”一瞧：“唉！陈师傅我跟你说，你看我这买卖两千块钱多倒霉啊？啊？人家早晨来了一位，买这个一毛钱的‘银朱’，我们这贾先生花两块钱给人打俩大银珠子，愣给人家了。他告诉‘先赔后赚’；人家买一毛钱‘白芨’，花两块钱，三斤多的一个大白鸡，给人拿去了，他告诉‘失赔后赚’；这倒没关系，赔俩钱不要紧。别把人赔到里头啊？您看见没有，这位来买‘附子’，他把我们爷儿俩给卖了；这位先生来买砂仁儿，连徒弟窝囊废带贾先生，连我老婆，全卖啦！您说我们这买卖还怎么搞啊？” | |
| 皮匠一听啊，磨头往外就跑。满大爷直叫：“哎！陈师傅，你跑什么呀？” | |
| 皮匠说；“我还不跑啊？回头来个买‘陈皮’的，把我也卖啦！” |
| shen me ya, wai hang ye zuo bu liao. you qi zhe kai yao pu, yao shi wai hang, na geng ban bu dao le. | |
| wo shuo jiu zhe me ge xiao hua, nin ting zhe ke le bu? jiu shi wai hang. zai zhe ge wo xiao shi hou a, wo men zhu jia zhu zai zhe ge hou men, hou men you ge yi liu hu tong. yi liu hu tong li tou zhu zhe yi ge man da ye, xing man, ming zi jiao" man bu dong"." man bu dong" man da ye! jia li ting you qian, ke shi bie de ta dou bu dong, ta jiu dong zhe qian na, shi yue duo yue hao. man da ye" man bu dong" dong de qian shi hao de, bie de bu dong. lao xiang zhe qian duo, hai xiang fa cai, jiu zhi dao a, zuo mai mai neng gou zhuan qian. xiang zhu yi ya, kai ge shen me mai mai na? ta you shi ge man bu dong, ni shuo kai shen me mai mai? da ge huo ba, jiu zhao zhe huo ji. zhao lai zhao qu, you ren jie shao le yi wei, zhe wei ya, jiu zai xuan wu men wai cai shi kou, you ge jia jia hu tong. jia jia hu tong zhu zhe yi wei jia xian sheng, xing jia, ming zi jiao jia hang jia. jia hang jia gen zhe" man bu dong" ye bu zhi zen me cou dao yi kuai er la. zhe er wei xing la. tian tian ge lia jiu shang liang: zuo shi mo mai mai ya? shang liang shang liang, man shi shang zhuan you. | |
| ai, zhe tian zou dao zhe ge di an men da jie zhe er, lu bei you yi ge liang jian men mian di yao pu, men kou tie zhe tiao er," jia ju chu dui, ci pu chu dao". man da ye yi qiao, jiu gen jia hang jia shuo:" ai, jia xian sheng, nin dui zhe mai mai yao pu, you yan jiu ma?" jia hang jia yi ting:" hei, da ge, nin zen me la? yao pu? zan men shi lao ben hang, hang jia ya!"" shi a? na zan men jin qu kan kan."" ke yi!" lia ren jin lai le. | |
| " ai, zhang gui de? nin zhe ge yao pu yao chu dao ma?" zhang gui de:" a, er wei, qing zuo, qing zuo! ke bu shi ma, zen me zhao, nin da suan zuo zhe ge xiao mai mai ma?"" a, wo men wen wen. zhe ge, da suan dao duo shao qian ne?"" liang qian kuai qian." jia hang jia," zhe liang jian men mian jiu liang qian? tai gui la!"" bu, nin kan ne, zhe er hai zhe me xie ge jia ju, hai you hao xie ge cun di zi. cun huo nin jiu mai yi liang ge yue, dou bu yong shang huo. hou tou yuan er hai you san jian fang, hai you liang jian dui fang." | |
| man da ye yi ting a, dang shi jiu gao xing ba qian tao chu lai le, wei shi me ne? man da ye yi xiang: wo jia li zhu na liang jian po fang ye bu zen me yang, jia li ye mei duo shao ren, gui le bao zhuo san kou ren, lia da ren yi hai zi, hou tou you san jian fang, dao guo zhe mai mai lai, wo men ye jiu ban zhe er zhu lai la. jia hang jia jia li you mei ren, zhe me yi gan zhe xiao mai mai, ting hao. bu jiu liang qian kuai qian ma?" zhe shi wu bai, xian gei nin zhe ding qian, zai san tian zhi nei, na yi qian wu gei nin cou qi. ling wai ne, nin na, ye ba zhe ge an pai an pai, jiu de gei wo men teng fang. dao san tian wo men jiu lai, wo men jiu ban zhe er lai le."" na mei cuo, mei cuo, hao!" jiao wan ding qian jiu chu lai le. zhe ge zhang gui de shuo:" ni men, er wei! wo gen nin shang liang dian er shi qing, zhe mai mai ya, mei wen ti. san tian? nin jiu ming tian lai, nin rang wo teng fang, wo dou teng, wo you di r zhu. wo gen nin yao qiu dian shi qing."" shen me shi a?"" wo zhe er, you wo yi ge wai sheng, gang da fa xia lai, lai wo zhe er mei ji tian. wo shuo song wo zhe er xue tu lai de. nin shuo zhe wan yi r, zhe mai mai yi dao chu qu, wo gei ta an pai na er ne? ke shi ne, nin zhe er ye ying dang yong ge xiao tu di er, shi bu shi? nin kan kan neng yong bu neng yong? nin neng liu xia bu neng liu xia?" | |
| man da ye" man bu dong" yi ting:" xiao tu di er? na wo de kan kan, zhe ren lao shi bu lao shi."" ai, lao shi! nin kan, zhe bu jiu zhe hai zi ma?"" jiao shen me ming zi a"?" ta jiao' wo nang fei'."" a,' wo nang fei'! chong zhe ming zi wo jiu de liu xia ya!" zhe sa ren suan cou dao yi kuai er la. | |
| " hao, hao, hao! jiu zai zhe er ba! mei guan xi, guan chi guan he, mei yue gei san kuai liang kuai de ling hua, de la!" shi qing dou ban tuo le, hui jia le. | |
| yi tian, liang tian, dao di san tian, zhen ban guo lai le. ren jia ye ba fang teng la. you shua men mian, ze ji kai zhang, zhao le ge hao ri zi. zhe tian ne, kai men er de shi hou shen me shi hou? ban ye li si dian zhong jiu kai men le, fang gua bian" pi pa". jie fang lin ju dou chao xing le, bu zhi dao shen me shi a? zhe jiu suan kai zhang la. | |
| si dian lai zhong kai de zhang, san ge ren pa dao gui tai, deng zhuo yan jing wang wai kan, gan ma? deng mai zhu ban ye li shui qi lai ya? ren jia mei ji bing shui mai yao a? deng lai deng qu, deng lai deng qu, deng tai yang dou chu lai le. man da ye shuo:" jia xian sheng, zan zhe mai mai xing ma? zen me hai mei ren er mai ya?"" hei, zhe nin zhao ji na er xing a? zan xia men er xia de zao la! ai, nin kan, zhe bu lai le ma." | |
| zheng shuo zhe ne, jin lai yi wei, zhe wei shou li na zhe yi fu dui zi," xin ku, xin ku! zhang gui de, a, xin zhang zhi xi, xin zhang zhi xi a! gei nin dao xi lai le. nin ba zhe gua shang ba." song dui zi de. | |
| man da ye yi qiao: yo? bu ren shi a." ai yo, xie xie! xie xie! ai ya, nin shi zai dong bian r? zai xi bian r? nin de kong hao shen me zi hao a?" yi wei ren jia shi jie pi er zhi lin ju de jie fang mai mai jia er ne. zhe ge shuo:" o, wo bu kai mai mai. wo tian tian de ma fan ma fan nin."" a? shen me shi a?"" shen me shi a, wo zai nin zhe yao pu men kou er a, bai ge pi jiang tan r. wo shi ge pi jiang, feng po xie. wo ne, xing chen, ren jia dou guan wo jiao' chen shi fu'. yin wei ne, wo zai zhe yao pu men kou er bai le you si wu nian le, ting shuo a, huan le dong jia huan le zhang gui de, wo lai gei dao dao xi. wo lai gen nin shuo yi sheng, tian tian ma fan ma fan nin, jiu de nin men kou bai tan r. ke shi ne, wo ke ye bu zao jian, bu huo hai, wo mei tian zao lai, lai de shi hou, wo gei nin men kou sao sao lin zou shi hou, wo ba men kou da sao gan jing le, nin kan ke yi ma?" | |
| man da ye" man bu dong" yi ting," na mei shen me! ren you gei song dui zi, hao, hao! nin hai zhao bai. nin bu zai zhe er bai le si wu nian le ma? nin hai zhao bai, hai gao su nin ne, you ge yin tian xia yu er, gua feng, qing dao wu li lai, ting jian mei you? ke le, li bian he shui. da wo zhe er shuo, mei guan xi, nin jiu tian tian zai zhe er, wo men hai de qiu nin zhao ying ne."" ai, shi, hao hao! xie xie nin ne. ai ya, nin zhe er yi gong ji wei ya?"" wo men zhe er jiu jia xian sheng jia hang jia, hai you wo men zhe tu di wo nang fei. hou bian r ne, ye mei bie ren, hou bian r you wo lao po, you wo yi ge liu sui de xiao hai er. zhe ge xiao hai zi zai hou tou wan er a, gen bie de xiao hai er da qi lai, nin shou lei gei quan quan jia."" xing, mei guan xi, mei guan xi!" shuo de ting hao. | |
| " na me, zhang gui de, nin xin ku zhe ba, wo wai tou le."" hao hao, chen shi fu, nin you gong fu jiu shang wu li zuo zhe. a, ke le jiu he shui." pi jiang chu qu le. | |
| ai, mei you bu kai zhang de you yan dian. yao pu? yao pu ye ru ci, bu neng bu kai zhang. | |
| jin lai yi wei, mai yao de." zhang gui de, nin gei wo lai yi mao qian de yin zhu."" yin zhu" jiu shi yin chuo zi li tou yin se, wo men xiao shi hou, lao shi gei pan fang yong de na ge" yin zhu", hong de." lai yi mao qian' yin zhu'." | |
| man da ye shi man bu dong a, gan jin jiao jia xian sheng" jia hang jia"." jia xian sheng, nin gei na yao yin zhu." jia hang jia yi ting, jia hang jia ma, zhao yin zhu? la chou ti jiu zhao yao, la yi ge, la yi ge, la yi ge," zen me mei you a?" bu shi mei you, you ta ye bu dong a, ye bu zhi dao a, zhao le ban tian, mei you. | |
| " zhang gui de, mei you." | |
| man da ye yi ting, ta zhe huo di er shao," mei you jiu gao su ren mei you ba." jia hang jia shuo:" bie jie! na nin bu de zui zhu gu ma? ming er ge yi rang rng, hao, shui hai shang zan men zhe er zhua yao lai ya? mei you? na me ban, wo you zhu yi,' wo nang fei'!" ba xiao tu di er jiao guo lai le, da gui li na liang kuai qian," qu! dao zhe ge shou shi lou, yin lou. liang kuai qian, da lia yin zhu lai, ting jian mei you? yao liu qian yi ge de jiu ke yi, lai lia! yue kuai yue hao, kuai qu!" wo nang fei bu zhi dao zen me hui shi er, na zhe liang kuai qian ben shou shi lou la. ta da yin zhu qu la. | |
| zhe wan er hai ting man ne, ren jia zhua yao zhe wei deng ji la!" zhang gui de, zen me hai bu lai ya? zen me yi si a?"" ai, nin shao hou, shao hou! zan men gui shang mei you la, shang wo men zhe ge huo zhan qu qu la." wo hai mei ting shuo zhe ge shou shi lou shi yao pu de huo zhan ne." nin deng hui er, yi hui er jiu lai." | |
| yi hui er, wo nang fei hui lai le. liu qian yi ge, liang kuai qian da lia yin zhu, jiao gei jia hang jia. jia hang jia yi kan," ai, gei nin, yin zhu!" mai yao de zhe wei jie guo lai yi dian zhe me chen, ai? yin zhu hong mian r, na you zhe me chen de? da kai yi qiao: zhe me da ge er lia yin zhu zi. ren jia bu gan na zou, bu zhi dao zen me hui shi a." zhang gui de, wo yao yin zhu!" jia hang jia shuo:" shi a, nin kan zhe bu shi, shi yin zhu a. ai, zan zhe er huo zhen jia shi, bu mai jia huo, yi ding shi yin zhu. bu xiang xin hui jia qie kai kan, ru guo shi xi de, shi qian de, wo men shou fa. mei cuo! zan zhe mai mai gang kai zhang, nin na zou ba." si qi bai lai wang wai tui ren jia. | |
| zhe wei yi xiang: hei, yi mao qian, nong yi liang duo yin zi, zhe me da lia yin zhu zi! na zou jiu zou ba. zhe wei chu qu le. | |
| man da ye" man bu dong" bie de bu dong a. ta dong de pei qian a." jia xian sheng, zan zhe mai mai yao zhao zhe me gan, xing ma?"" nin kan, zan men shi lao hang jia. gen nin shuo, mai mai ni de la zhu gu, zhe hui pei qian? xia hui jiu zhuan ta de. ni bu xin zan mai ta ge shi jin ba jin ren shen, ni kan zan men zhuan qian bu zhuan qian? zhe ke bu shi ma? xian pei hou zhuan ne, nin fang xin ba."" ai, hao! fang xin ba" | |
| zheng zhe er shuo zhe ne, you jin lai yi wei, na zhe yi mao qian," zhang gui de, lai yi mao qian bai ji." bai ji ya, wo men xiao shi hou na na ge xi fang chou a, xi yi fu shen me de, na me zhong yao cai jiao" bai ji", ye you na na ge yan na ge hong zhu sha xie zi de, ye you gan zhe ge yong de, jiao" bai ji". | |
| " zhang gui de, nin gei wo lai yi mao qian de bai ji." | |
| man bu dong dang ran shi bu dong la. jia hang jia la chou ti zhao bai ji, zhao le ban tian mei zhao zhao." zhang gui de, mei you a."" mei you nin gan jin gao su ren jia mei you ba."" nin zen me lao ai de zui zhu gu ne? ming er ren hai lai bu lai ya?"" a, na ni you chu shen me zhu yi ya?"" chu shen me zhu yi? mai mai, xian pei hou zhuan ne, hai chu shen me zhu yi ya?' wo nang fei'! na liang kuai qian, shang cai shi er shang mai yi zhi bai ji lai! ke qian mai, yi ge zi r bie sheng, kuai qu!"" shi!" wo nang fei qu mai qu la. | |
| yi hui er gong fu mai lai yi ge, san jin liu liang de da bai ji, na hui lai le, jiao gei jia hang jia le. jia hang jia yi kan na ge shang tou you liang gen hei ling." nin deng hui er, wo hou tou gei nin pei yao qu." ren shuo mai bai ji hai pei shen me yao a? na zhi dao ta dao hou tou yi kan, shang tou you liang gen hei ling," de er de er!" gei ba xia lai le, da hou yuan na chu lai le," gei nin, bai ji." | |
| zhe wei yi qiao:" a? zhang gui de, wo yao bai ji."" shi a, nin kan zhe bu shi bai ji ma, yi gen er hei ling dou mei you." you? ta gang cai chen xia qu la. | |
| " zan zhe shi huo zhen jia shi, nin ming bai ma? xia ci hai rang nin zhao gu ne. mei cuo, mei cuo! san jin duo ya. nin na zou, jia chi qu ba." zhe wei zhe ge le ya, yi mao qian mai san jin duo chong yi ge da bai ji, zhe yao cai ye beng mai la! jia li dun ji chi qu le, zhe wei zou le. | |
| man da ye" man bu dong" ke ji la!" jia fu sheng, zan men zhe mai mai zhao zhe me gan? gan de hao ma?"" mei cuo nin na, xian pei hou zhuan."" ai ya, hao, xian pei hou zhuan." zheng zhe er shuo zhe ne, zhe me gong fu you jin lai yi wei mai yao. mai shen me ya?" fu zi" zhe ge dong xi ne, you jiao" xiang fu zi" de, you jiao" fu zi" de. | |
| " zhang gui de, lai liang mao qian de fu zi." | |
| " man bu dong" shi bu dong a. jia hang jia zhe hui lian chou ti dou mei kai, gen zhe man da ye" man bu dong" shang liang:" da ge, ai, zan men ge lia gan zhe ge mai mai ya, zan men shi zhe ge dang ran le, wo suan bang zhe nin gan zhe mai mai, ke shi an li you shuo nin na de qian, wo ying dang chu ge ren li er, wei shi me ne? ren jia lai mai fu zi. ren jia mai fu zi ne, ke shi wo jia ye you er zi. wo jia you er zi, bu guo ta zai nan jing ne, zhe wan er tai yuan ne! ren jia lai zhua yao, ren jiu deng zhe yong a, dui bu dui nin ne? na me zhe ge ne, zhi hao de shi jin zhe ni men ye lia mai la."" a? jin zhe wo men ye lia mai?"" ai, dui le. ren jia mai liang mao qian fu zi ma. dui bu dui ya! ni dao hou bian hui ba xiao hai er ling chu lai gen ren jia zou ba."" a? wo men gen ren jia zou, mai la?"" na mei ban fa, zan zhe shi mai mai sheng yi ya, dui bu dui? nin gen ren jia zou, pei wan yao ren huan gei ni song hui lai ne!"" hai! zhe mai mai sheng yi zen me gao a?"" bie rang, bie rang! ni yi rang, rang ren ting zhe duo xiao hua? nin qu ling hai zi qu ba." si qi bai lai wang hou bian tui. | |
| man da ye" man bu dong" you shi ji, you shi qi, xin li zhe fen er nan guo ya, dao li tou gen lao po zen me shuo ya? dao li bian r yi jin wu yi kan ne, ta lao po zheng zai kang tou na er zuo huo er ne. liu sui de xiao hai er, zheng zai di shang na er wan er ne. man da ye" man bu dong" yi kan zhe hai zi, yan lei cha dian er liu xia lai, xin li tou hen nan guo, guo lai yi la zhe hai zi, shuo hua chan chan wei wei de:" ai! xiao zi a, wo dui bu qi ni! shui rang zan gan zhe fen er mai mai ne? ren jia lai mai yao, xian zai ba ni gei mai le. zou, gen ren jia zou ba!" wang wai jiu ling. | |
| da nai nai yi ting, na you bu ji de!" a? zen me le ni? ni zen me? gan mai mai ni zen me ba hai zi mai la?"" wo ye bu zhi dao ta shi yao cai ya!"" hu shuo ba dao ma? zhe bu shi! na neng mai ma?"" ni bie nao la, ta neng mai ma? gao su ni yi ge bu xing de shi qing ba, lian wo yi kuai er zou! wo men ye er lia quan mai le." shuo zhe hua, ling zhe hai zi ku zhe wang wai jiu zou. | |
| da nai nai neng bu wang wai zhui ma?" he! ni ge que de lao gui, shui rang ni na qian gan zhe ge mai mai ya? a?"" na mei mei ban fa, ren jia jia xian sheng shuo: wo men ye er lia shi yao cai, ren jia mai fu zi, jiu de gen ren zou." da nai nai ye zhui chu lai le," gen jia xian sheng shuo shuo, wo men zhe mai mai guan men er, bu gan le, xing bu xing?" | |
| jia hang jia ting jian le," ai? da sao, na ke bu xing! ren jia lai mai lai le, zan men yi shou le qian le, dui bu dui? zan men zhe ge huo zhen jia shi. na bu neng! zan zhe mai mai sheng yi, ni men ye er lia gen ren zou ba."" ni, mai fu zi? ling zou!" na wei neng ling zou ma? na wei bu zhi dao shen me shi a. | |
| " zhang gui de, wo mai fu zi."" a, shi a, zhe shi qin fu zi a. qin ye er lia. zan zhe huo zhen jia shi. nin ling hui qu, ran hou nin zai da ting, ru guo yao shi bao de, nin gei song hui lai." zhe dou na er de shi a? | |
| na wei ye bu gan ling zou, zheng zai zhe er mo fan zhe ne, zhe me gong fu you jin lai yi wei, zhe wei shi tian jin ren. mai shen me ya? sha ren er. sha ren er dou kou, ge zui li han zhe qu e wei de. yin wei ta shi tian jin ren ne, zhe ge" sha" ne, ta shuo" sa". jin men er jiu shuo:" zhang gui de, lai liang mao qian sha ren er." ta men na er zheng nao zhe ne, jia hang jia yi ting," ai, de de! beng nao le, ren jia lai mai sa ren er. da sao, nin ye beng nao la, zan men yi kuai er quan mai la!" | |
| " nin lai di zhen suan qiao a, nin yao mai si ge ren er, wo men zhe er dou mei you a, xian zai wo, nei zhang gui de, gen wo men zhe tu di wo nang fei jiu sa ren er la. ai, zhe hui hao le, a, zan zhe mai mai beng gan la, quan mai la! zou ba, gen zhe zou ba!" | |
| da nai nai zhe ge qi ya!" ni zhe hu shuo ba dao! zhe jiao shen me shi a?" hai zi ye ku, da ren ye rang. | |
| zhe me yi chao yi nao a, wai tou na wei chen shi fu, pi jiang jin lai le, bu zhi dao zen me hui shi." ai, zhang gui de, ni men ku shen me ya?" man da ye" man bu dong" yi qiao:" ai! chen shi fu wo gen ni shuo, ni kan wo zhe mai mai liang qian kuai qian duo dao mei a? a? ren jia zao chen lai le yi wei, mai zhe ge yi mao qian de' yin zhu', wo men zhe jia xian sheng hua liang kuai qian gei ren da lia da yin zhu zi, leng gei ren jia le. ta gao su' xian pei hou zhuan' ren jia mai yi mao qian' bai ji', hua liang kuai qian, san jin duo de yi ge da bai ji, gei ren na qu le, ta gao su' shi pei hou zhuan' zhe dao mei guan xi, pei lia qian bu yao jin. bie ba ren pei dao li tou a? nin kan jian mei you, zhe wei lai mai' fu zi', ta ba wo men ye er lia gei mai le zhe wei xian sheng lai mai sha ren er, lian tu di wo nang fei dai jia xian sheng, lian wo lao po, quan mai la! nin shuo wo men zhe mai mai hai zen me gao a?" | |
| pi jiang yi ting a, mo tou wang wai jiu pao. man da ye zhi jiao:" ai! chen shi fu, ni pao shen me ya?" | |
| pi jiang shuo" wo hai bu pao a? hui tou lai ge mai' chen pi' de, ba wo ye mai la!" |
| shén me ya, wài háng yě zuò bù liǎo. yóu qí zhè kāi yào pù, yào shì wài háng, nà gèng bàn bú dào le. | |
| wǒ shuō jiù zhè me gè xiào huà, nín tīng zhe kě lè bù? jiù shì wài háng. zài zhè gè wǒ xiǎo shí hòu a, wǒ men zhù jiā zhù zài zhè gè hòu mén, hòu mén yǒu gè yī liū hú tòng. yī liū hú tòng lǐ tou zhù zhe yí gè mǎn dà yé, xìng mǎn, míng zì jiào" mǎn bù dǒng"." mǎn bù dǒng" mǎn dà yé! jiā lǐ tǐng yǒu qián, kě shì bié de tā dōu bù dǒng, tā jiù dǒng zhè qián nǎ, shì yuè duō yuè hǎo. mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" dǒng de qián shì hǎo de, bié de bù dǒng. lǎo xiǎng zhe qián duō, hái xiǎng fā cái, jiù zhī dào a, zuò mǎi mài néng gòu zhuàn qián. xiǎng zhǔ yì ya, kāi gè shén me mǎi mài nǎ? tā yòu shì gè mǎn bù dǒng, nǐ shuō kāi shén me mǎi mài? dā gè huǒ ba, jiù zhǎo zhè huǒ jì. zhǎo lái zhǎo qù, yǒu rén jiè shào le yī wèi, zhè wèi ya, jiù zài xuān wǔ mén wài cài shì kǒu, yǒu gè jiǎ jiā hú tòng. jiǎ jiā hú tòng zhù zhe yī wèi jiǎ xiān shēng, xìng jiǎ, míng zì jiào jiǎ háng jiā. jiǎ háng jiā gēn zhè" mǎn bù dǒng" yě bù zhī zěn me còu dào yí kuài ér la. zhè èr wèi xíng la. tiān tiān gē liǎ jiù shāng liáng: zuò shí mǒ mǎi mài ya? shāng liáng shāng liáng, mǎn shì shàng zhuàn yōu. | |
| āi, zhè tiān zǒu dào zhè gè dì ān mén dà jiē zhè ér, lù běi yǒu yí gè liǎng jiān mén miàn dí yào pù, mén kǒu tiē zhe tiáo ér," jiā jù chū duì, cǐ pù chū dǎo". mǎn dà yé yī qiáo, jiù gēn jiǎ háng jiā shuō:" āi, jiǎ xiān shēng, nín duì zhè mǎi mài yào pù, yǒu yán jiū ma?" jiǎ háng jiā yī tīng:" hēi, dà gē, nín zěn me la? yào pù? zán men shì lǎo běn háng, háng jiā ya!"" shì a? nà zán men jìn qù kàn kàn."" kě yǐ!" liǎ rén jìn lái le. | |
| " āi, zhǎng guì de? nín zhè gè yào pù yào chū dǎo ma?" zhǎng guì de:" a, èr wèi, qǐng zuò, qǐng zuò! kě bú shì ma, zěn me zhāo, nín dǎ suàn zuò zhè gè xiǎo mǎi mài ma?"" a, wǒ men wèn wèn. zhè gè, dǎ suàn dào duō shǎo qián ne?"" liǎng qiān kuài qián." jiǎ háng jiā," zhè liǎng jiān mén miàn jiù liǎng qiān? tài guì la!"" bù, nín kàn ne, zhè ér hái zhè me xiē gè jiā jù, hái yǒu hǎo xiē gè cún dǐ zi. cún huò nín jiù mài yī liǎng ge yuè, dōu bù yòng shàng huò. hòu tou yuàn ér hái yǒu sān jiān fáng, hái yǒu liǎng jiān duī fáng." | |
| mǎn dà yé yī tīng a, dāng shí jiù gāo xìng bǎ qián tāo chū lái le, wèi shí me ne? mǎn dà yé yī xiǎng: wǒ jiā lǐ zhù nà liǎng jiān pò fáng yě bù zěn me yàng, jiā lǐ yě méi duō shǎo rén, guī le bāo zhuō sān kǒu rén, liǎ dà rén yī hái zi, hòu tou yǒu sān jiān fáng, dào guò zhè mǎi mài lái, wǒ men yě jiù bān zhè ér zhù lái la. jiǎ háng jiā jiā lǐ yòu méi rén, zhè me yī gān zhè xiǎo mǎi mài, tǐng hǎo. bù jiù liǎng qiān kuài qián ma?" zhè shì wǔ bǎi, xiān gěi nín zhè dìng qián, zài sān tiān zhī nèi, nà yī qiān wǔ gěi nín còu qí. lìng wài ne, nín nǎ, yě bǎ zhè gè ān pái ān pái, jiù dé gěi wǒ men téng fáng. dào sān tiān wǒ men jiù lái, wǒ men jiù bān zhè ér lái le."" nà méi cuò, méi cuò, hǎo!" jiāo wán dìng qián jiù chū lái le. zhè gè zhǎng guì de shuō:" nǐ men, èr wèi! wǒ gēn nín shāng liáng diǎn ér shì qíng, zhè mǎi mài ya, méi wèn tí. sān tiān? nín jiù míng tiān lái, nín ràng wǒ téng fáng, wǒ dōu téng, wǒ yǒu dì r zhù. wǒ gēn nín yāo qiú diǎn shì qíng."" shén me shì a?"" wǒ zhè ér, yǒu wǒ yí gè wài shēng, gāng dǎ fā xià lái, lái wǒ zhè ér méi jǐ tiān. wǒ shuō sòng wǒ zhè ér xué tú lái de. nín shuō zhè wán yì r, zhè mǎi mài yī dào chū qù, wǒ gěi tā ān pái nǎ ér ne? kě shì ne, nín zhè ér yě yīng dāng yòng gè xiǎo tú dì ér, shì bú shì? nín kàn kàn néng yòng bù néng yòng? nín néng liú xià bù néng liú xià?" | |
| mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" yī tīng:" xiǎo tú dì ér? nà wǒ dé kàn kàn, zhè rén lǎo shí bù lǎo shí."" āi, lǎo shí! nín kàn, zhè bù jiù zhè hái zi ma?"" jiào shén me míng zì a"?" tā jiào' wō nāng fèi'."" a,' wō nāng fèi'! chōng zhè míng zì wǒ jiù dé liú xià ya!" zhè sā rén suàn còu dào yí kuài ér la. | |
| " hǎo, hǎo, hǎo! jiù zài zhè ér ba! méi guān xì, guǎn chī guǎn hē, měi yuè gěi sān kuài liǎng kuài de líng huā, dé la!" shì qíng dōu bàn tuǒ le, huí jiā le. | |
| yì tiān, liǎng tiān, dào dì sān tiān, zhēn bān guò lái le. rén jiā yě bǎ fáng téng la. yóu shuā mén miàn, zé jí kāi zhāng, zhǎo le gè hǎo rì zi. zhè tiān ne, kāi mén ér de shí hòu shén me shí hòu? bàn yè lǐ sì diǎn zhōng jiù kāi mén le, fàng guà biān" pī pā". jiē fāng lín jū dōu chǎo xǐng le, bù zhī dào shén me shì a? zhè jiù suàn kāi zhāng la. | |
| sì diǎn lái zhōng kāi de zhāng, sān ge rén pā dào guì tái, dèng zhuó yǎn jīng wǎng wài kàn, gàn má? děng mǎi zhǔ bàn yè lǐ shuí qǐ lái ya? rén jiā méi jí bìng shuí mǎi yào a? děng lái děng qù, děng lái děng qù, děng tài yáng dōu chū lái le. mǎn dà yé shuō:" jiǎ xiān shēng, zán zhè mǎi mài xíng ma? zěn me hái méi rén ér mǎi ya?"" hēi, zhè nín zháo jí nǎ ér xíng a? zán xià mén ér xià de zǎo la! āi, nín kàn, zhè bù lái le ma." | |
| zhèng shuō zhe ne, jìn lái yī wèi, zhè wèi shǒu lǐ ná zhe yī fù duì zǐ," xīn kǔ, xīn kǔ! zhǎng guì de, a, xīn zhāng zhī xǐ, xīn zhāng zhī xǐ a! gěi nín dào xǐ lái le. nín bǎ zhè guà shàng ba." sòng duì zǐ de. | |
| mǎn dà yé yī qiáo: yō? bù rèn shi a." āi yō, xiè xiè! xiè xiè! āi yā, nín shì zài dōng biān r? zài xī biān r? nín de kōng hào shén me zì hào a?" yǐ wéi rén jiā shì jiè pí ér zhǐ lín jū de jiē fāng mǎi mài jiā ér ne. zhè gè shuō:" ó, wǒ bù kāi mǎi mài. wǒ tiān tiān de má fán má fán nín."" a? shén me shì a?"" shén me shì a, wǒ zài nín zhè yào pù mén kǒu ér a, bǎi gè pí jiàng tān r. wǒ shì gè pí jiàng, fèng pò xié. wǒ ne, xìng chén, rén jiā dōu guǎn wǒ jiào' chén shī fū'. yīn wèi ne, wǒ zài zhè yào pù mén kǒu ér bǎi le yǒu sì wǔ nián le, tīng shuō a, huàn le dōng jiā huàn le zhǎng guì de, wǒ lái gěi dào dào xǐ. wǒ lái gēn nín shuō yī shēng, tiān tiān má fán má fán nín, jiù dé nín mén kǒu bǎi tān r. kě shì ne, wǒ kě yě bù zāo jiàn, bù huò hài, wǒ měi tiān zǎo lái, lái de shí hòu, wǒ gěi nín mén kǒu sǎo sǎo lín zǒu shí hòu, wǒ bǎ mén kǒu dǎ sǎo gān jìng le, nín kàn kě yǐ ma?" | |
| mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" yī tīng," nà méi shén me! rén yòu gěi sòng duì zǐ, hǎo, hǎo! nín hái zhào bǎi. nín bù zài zhè ér bǎi le sì wǔ nián le ma? nín hái zhào bǎi, hái gào sù nín ne, yǒu gè yīn tiān xià yǔ ér, guā fēng, qǐng dào wū lǐ lái, tīng jiàn méi yǒu? kě le, lǐ biān hē shuǐ. dǎ wǒ zhè ér shuō, méi guān xì, nín jiù tiān tiān zài zhè ér, wǒ men hái dé qiú nín zhào yìng ne."" āi, shì, hǎo hǎo! xiè xiè nín ne. āi yā, nín zhè ér yī gòng jǐ wèi ya?"" wǒ men zhè ér jiù jiǎ xiān shēng jiǎ háng jiā, hái yǒu wǒ men zhè tú dì wō nāng fèi. hòu bian r ne, yě méi bié rén, hòu bian r yǒu wǒ lǎo pó, yǒu wǒ yí gè liù suì de xiǎo hái ér. zhè gè xiǎo hái zi zài hòu tou wán ér a, gēn bié de xiǎo hái ér dǎ qǐ lái, nín shòu lěi gěi quàn quàn jià."" xíng, méi guān xì, méi guān xì!" shuō de tǐng hǎo. | |
| " nà me, zhǎng guì de, nín xīn kǔ zhe ba, wǒ wài tou le."" hǎo hǎo, chén shī fū, nín yǒu gōng fū jiù shàng wū lǐ zuò zhe. a, kě le jiù hē shuǐ." pí jiàng chū qù le. | |
| āi, méi yǒu bù kāi zhāng de yóu yán diàn. yào pù? yào pù yě rú cǐ, bù néng bù kāi zhāng. | |
| jìn lái yī wèi, mǎi yào de." zhǎng guì de, nín gěi wǒ lái yī máo qián de yín zhū."" yín zhū" jiù shì yìn chuō zǐ lǐ tou yìn sè, wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu, lǎo shī gěi pàn fǎng yòng de nà gè" yín zhū", hóng de." lái yī máo qián' yín zhū'." | |
| mǎn dà yé shì mǎn bù dǒng a, gǎn jǐn jiào jiǎ xiān shēng" jiǎ háng jiā"." jiǎ xiān shēng, nín gěi ná yào yín zhū." jiǎ háng jiā yī tīng, jiǎ háng jiā ma, zhǎo yín zhū? lā chōu tì jiù zhǎo yào, lā yí gè, lā yí gè, lā yí gè," zěn me méi yǒu a?" bú shì méi yǒu, yǒu tā yě bù dǒng a, yě bù zhī dào a, zhǎo le bàn tiān, méi yǒu. | |
| " zhǎng guì de, méi yǒu." | |
| mǎn dà yé yī tīng, tā zhè huò dǐ ér shǎo," méi yǒu jiù gào sù rén méi yǒu ba." jiǎ háng jiā shuō:" bié jiè! nà nín bù dé zuì zhǔ gù ma? míng ér gè yī rāng rng, hǎo, shuí hái shàng zán men zhè ér zhuā yào lái ya? méi yǒu? nà me bàn, wǒ yǒu zhǔ yì,' wō nāng fèi'!" bǎ xiǎo tú dì ér jiào guò lái le, dǎ guì lǐ ná liǎng kuài qián," qù! dào zhè gè shǒu shì lóu, yín lóu. liǎng kuài qián, dǎ liǎ yín zhū lái, tīng jiàn méi yǒu? yào liù qián yí gè de jiù kě yǐ, lái liǎ! yuè kuài yuè hǎo, kuài qù!" wō nāng fèi bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì ér, ná zhe liǎng kuài qián bēn shǒu shì lóu la. tā dǎ yín zhū qù la. | |
| zhè wán ér hái tǐng màn ne, rén jiā zhuā yào zhè wèi děng jí la!" zhǎng guì de, zěn me hái bù lái ya? zěn me yì sī a?"" āi, nín shāo hòu, shāo hòu! zán men guì shàng méi yǒu la, shàng wǒ men zhè gè huò zhàn qǔ qù la." wǒ hái méi tīng shuō zhè gè shǒu shì lóu shì yào pù de huò zhàn ne." nín děng huì ér, yī huì ér jiù lái." | |
| yī huì ér, wō nāng fèi huí lái le. liù qián yí gè, liǎng kuài qián dǎ liǎ yín zhū, jiāo gěi jiǎ háng jiā. jiǎ háng jiā yī kàn," āi, gěi nín, yín zhū!" mǎi yào de zhè wèi jiē guò lái yī diān zhè me chén, āi? yín zhū hóng miàn r, nǎ yǒu zhè me chén de? dǎ kāi yī qiáo: zhè me dà gè ér liǎ yín zhū zi. rén jiā bù gǎn ná zǒu, bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì a." zhǎng guì de, wǒ yào yín zhū!" jiǎ háng jiā shuō:" shì a, nín kàn zhè bú shì, shì yín zhū a. āi, zán zhè ér huò zhēn jià shí, bù mài jiǎ huò, yí dìng shì yín zhū. bù xiāng xìn huí jiā qiē kāi kàn, rú guǒ shì xī de, shì qiān de, wǒ men shòu fá. méi cuò! zán zhè mǎi mài gāng kāi zhāng, nín ná zǒu ba." sǐ qǐ bái lài wǎng wài tuī rén jiā. | |
| zhè wèi yī xiǎng: hēi, yī máo qián, nòng yī liǎng duō yín zi, zhè me dà liǎ yín zhū zi! nà zǒu jiù zǒu ba. zhè wèi chū qù le. | |
| mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" bié de bù dǒng a. tā dǒng de péi qián a." jiǎ xiān shēng, zán zhè mǎi mài yào zhào zhè me gàn, xíng ma?"" nín kàn, zán men shì lǎo háng jiā. gēn nín shuō, mǎi mài nǐ dé lā zhǔ gù, zhè huí péi qián? xià huí jiù zhuàn tā de. nǐ bù xìn zán mài tā gè shí jīn bā jīn rén shēn, nǐ kàn zán men zhuàn qián bù zhuàn qián? zhè kě bú shì ma? xiān péi hòu zhuàn ne, nín fàng xīn ba."" āi, hǎo! fàng xīn ba" | |
| zhèng zhè ér shuō zhe ne, yòu jìn lái yī wèi, ná zhe yī máo qián," zhǎng guì de, lái yī máo qián bái jī." bái jī ya, wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu ná nà gè xǐ fǎng chóu a, xǐ yī fú shén me de, nà me zhǒng yào cái jiào" bái jī", yě yǒu ná nà gè yán nà gè hóng zhū shā xiě zì de, yě yǒu gàn zhè gè yòng de, jiào" bái jī". | |
| " zhǎng guì de, nín gěi wǒ lái yī máo qián de bái jī." | |
| mǎn bù dǒng dāng rán shì bù dǒng la. jiǎ háng jiā lā chōu tì zhǎo bái jī, zhǎo le bàn tiān méi zhǎo zháo." zhǎng guì de, méi yǒu a."" méi yǒu nín gǎn jǐn gào sù rén jiā méi yǒu ba."" nín zěn me lǎo ài dé zuì zhǔ gù ne? míng ér rén hái lái bù lái ya?"" a, nà nǐ yòu chū shén me zhǔ yì ya?"" chū shén me zhǔ yì? mǎi mài, xiān péi hòu zhuàn ne, hái chū shén me zhǔ yì ya?' wō nāng fèi'! ná liǎng kuài qián, shàng cài shì ér shàng mǎi yì zhī bái jī lái! kě qián mǎi, yí gè zǐ r bié shèng, kuài qù!"" shì!" wō nāng fèi qù mǎi qù la. | |
| yī huì ér gōng fū mǎi lái yí gè, sān jīn liù liǎng de dà bái jī, ná huí lái le, jiāo gěi jiǎ háng jiā le. jiǎ háng jiā yī kàn nà gè shàng tou yǒu liǎng gēn hēi líng." nín děng huì ér, wǒ hòu tou gěi nín pèi yào qù." rén shuō mǎi bái jī hái pèi shén me yào a? nǎ zhī dào tā dào hòu tou yī kàn, shàng tou yǒu liǎng gēn hēi líng," dē ér dē ér!" gěi bá xià lái le, dǎ hòu yuàn ná chū lái le," gěi nín, bái jī." | |
| zhè wèi yī qiáo:" a? zhǎng guì de, wǒ yào bái jī."" shì a, nín kàn zhè bú shì bái jī ma, yī gēn ér hēi líng dōu méi yǒu." yǒu? tā gāng cái chēn xià qù la. | |
| " zán zhè shì huò zhēn jià shí, nín míng bái ma? xià cì hái ràng nín zhào gù ne. méi cuò, méi cuò! sān jīn duō ya. nín ná zǒu, jiā chī qù ba." zhè wèi zhè gè lè ya, yī máo qián mǎi sān jīn duō chóng yí gè dà bái jī, zhè yào cái yě béng mǎi la! jiā lǐ dùn jī chī qù le, zhè wèi zǒu le. | |
| mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" kě jí la!" jiǎ fū shēng, zán men zhè mǎi mài zhào zhè me gàn? gàn de hǎo ma?"" méi cuò nín nǎ, xiān péi hòu zhuàn."" āi yā, hǎo, xiān péi hòu zhuàn." zhèng zhè ér shuō zhe ne, zhè me gōng fū yòu jìn lái yī wèi mǎi yào. mǎi shén me ya?" fù zǐ" zhè gè dōng xī ne, yǒu jiào" xiāng fù zǐ" de, yǒu jiào" fù zǐ" de. | |
| " zhǎng guì de, lái liǎng máo qián de fù zǐ." | |
| " mǎn bù dǒng" shì bù dǒng a. jiǎ háng jiā zhè huí lián chōu tì dōu méi kāi, gēn zhè mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" shāng liáng:" dà gē, āi, zán men gē liǎ gàn zhè gè mǎi mài ya, zán men shì zhè gè dāng rán le, wǒ suàn bāng zhe nín gàn zhè mǎi mài, kě shì àn lǐ yóu shuō nín ná de qián, wǒ yīng dāng chū gè rén lì ér, wèi shí me ne? rén jiā lái mǎi fù zǐ. rén jiā mǎi fù zǐ ne, kě shì wǒ jiā yě yǒu ér zi. wǒ jiā yǒu ér zi, bù guò tā zài nán jīng ne, zhè wán ér tài yuǎn ne! rén jiā lái zhuā yào, rén jiù děng zhe yòng a, duì bú duì nín ne? nà me zhè gè ne, zhǐ hǎo dé shī jǐn zhe nǐ men yé liǎ mài la."" a? jǐn zhe wǒ men yé liǎ mài?"" āi, duì le. rén jiā mǎi liǎng máo qián fù zǐ ma. duì bú duì ya! nǐ dào hòu biān huì bǎ xiǎo hái ér lǐng chū lái gēn rén jiā zǒu ba."" a? wǒ men gēn rén jiā zǒu, mài la?"" nà méi bàn fǎ, zán zhè shì mǎi mài shēng yì ya, duì bú duì? nín gēn rén jiā zǒu, pèi wán yào rén huán gěi nǐ sòng huí lái ne!"" hāi! zhè mǎi mài shēng yì zěn me gǎo a?"" bié rǎng, bié rǎng! nǐ yī rǎng, ràng rén tīng zhe duō xiào huà? nín qù lǐng hái zi qù ba." sǐ qǐ bái lài wǎng hòu biān tuī. | |
| mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" yòu shì jí, yòu shì qì, xīn lǐ zhè fèn ér nán guò ya, dào lǐ tou gēn lǎo pó zěn me shuō ya? dào lǐ bian r yī jìn wū yī kàn ne, tā lǎo pó zhèng zài kàng tóu nà ér zuò huó ér ne. liù suì de xiǎo hái ér, zhèng zài dì shàng nà ér wán ér ne. mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" yī kàn zhè hái zi, yǎn lèi chà diǎn ér liú xià lái, xīn lǐ tou hěn nán guò, guò lái yī lā zhè hái zi, shuō huà chàn chàn wēi wēi de:" āi! xiǎo zi a, wǒ duì bù qǐ nǐ! shuí ràng zán gàn zhè fèn ér mǎi mài ne? rén jiā lái mǎi yào, xiàn zài bǎ nǐ gěi mài le. zǒu, gēn rén jiā zǒu ba!" wǎng wài jiù lǐng. | |
| dà nǎi nǎi yī tīng, nǎ yǒu bù jí de!" a? zěn me le nǐ? nǐ zěn me? gàn mǎi mài nǐ zěn me bǎ hái zi mài la?"" wǒ yě bù zhī dào tā shì yào cái ya!"" hú shuō bā dào ma? zhè bú shì! nà néng mài ma?"" nǐ bié nào la, tā néng mài ma? gào sù nǐ yí gè bù xìng de shì qíng ba, lián wǒ yí kuài ér zǒu! wǒ men yé ér liǎ quán mài le." shuō zhe huà, lǐng zhe hái zi kū zhe wǎng wài jiù zǒu. | |
| dà nǎi nǎi néng bù wǎng wài zhuī ma?" hē! nǐ gè quē dé lǎo guǐ, shuí ràng nǐ ná qián gàn zhè gè mǎi mài ya? a?"" nà méi méi bàn fǎ, rén jiā jiǎ xiān shēng shuō: wǒ men yé ér liǎ shì yào cái, rén jiā mǎi fù zǐ, jiù dé gēn rén zǒu." dà nǎi nǎi yě zhuī chū lái le," gēn jiǎ xiān shēng shuō shuō, wǒ men zhè mǎi mài guān mén ér, bù gàn le, xíng bù xíng?" | |
| jiǎ háng jiā tīng jiàn le," āi? dà sǎo, nà kě bù xíng! rén jiā lái mǎi lái le, zán men yǐ shōu le qián le, duì bú duì? zán men zhè gè huò zhēn jià shí. nà bù néng! zán zhè mǎi mài shēng yì, nǐ men yé ér liǎ gēn rén zǒu ba."" nǐ, mǎi fù zǐ? lǐng zǒu!" nà wèi néng lǐng zǒu ma? nà wèi bù zhī dào shén me shì a. | |
| " zhǎng guì de, wǒ mǎi fù zǐ."" a, shì a, zhè shì qīn fù zǐ a. qīn yé ér liǎ. zán zhè huò zhēn jià shí. nín lǐng huí qù, rán hòu nín zài dǎ tīng, rú guǒ yào shì bào de, nín gěi sòng huí lái." zhè dōu nǎ ér de shì a? | |
| nà wèi yě bù gǎn lǐng zǒu, zhèng zài zhè ér mò fán zhe ne, zhè me gōng fū yòu jìn lái yī wèi, zhè wèi shì tiān jīn rén. mǎi shén me ya? shā rén ér. shā rén ér dòu kòu, gē zuǐ lǐ hán zhe qù è wèi de. yīn wèi tā shì tiān jīn rén ne, zhè gè" shā" ne, tā shuō" sā". jìn mén ér jiù shuō:" zhǎng guì de, lái liǎng máo qián shā rén ér." tā men nà ér zhèng nào zhe ne, jiǎ háng jiā yī tīng," āi, de de! béng nào le, rén jiā lái mǎi sā rén ér. dà sǎo, nín yě béng nào la, zán men yí kuài ér quán mài la!" | |
| " nín lái dí zhēn suàn qiǎo a, nín yào mǎi sì gè rén ér, wǒ men zhè ér dōu méi yǒu a, xiàn zài wǒ, nèi zhǎng guì de, gēn wǒ men zhè tú dì wō nāng fèi jiù sā rén ér la. āi, zhè huí hǎo le, a, zán zhè mǎi mài béng gàn la, quán mài la! zǒu ba, gēn zhe zǒu ba!" | |
| dà nǎi nǎi zhè gè qì ya!" nǐ zhè hú shuō bā dào! zhè jiào shén me shì a?" hái zi yě kū, dà rén yě rǎng. | |
| zhè me yī chǎo yī nào a, wài tou nà wèi chén shī fū, pí jiàng jìn lái le, bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì." āi, zhǎng guì de, nǐ men kū shén me ya?" mǎn dà yé" mǎn bù dǒng" yī qiáo:" āi! chén shī fū wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, nǐ kàn wǒ zhè mǎi mài liǎng qiān kuài qián duō dǎo méi a? a? rén jiā zǎo chén lái le yī wèi, mǎi zhè gè yī máo qián de' yín zhū', wǒ men zhè jiǎ xiān shēng huā liǎng kuài qián gěi rén dǎ liǎ dà yín zhū zi, lèng gěi rén jiā le. tā gào sù' xiān péi hòu zhuàn' rén jiā mǎi yī máo qián' bái jī', huā liǎng kuài qián, sān jīn duō de yí gè dà bái jī, gěi rén ná qù le, tā gào sù' shī péi hòu zhuàn' zhè dào méi guān xì, péi liǎ qián bú yào jǐn. bié bǎ rén péi dào lǐ tou a? nín kàn jiàn méi yǒu, zhè wèi lái mǎi' fù zǐ', tā bǎ wǒ men yé ér liǎ gěi mài le zhè wèi xiān shēng lái mǎi shā rén ér, lián tú dì wō nāng fèi dài jiǎ xiān shēng, lián wǒ lǎo pó, quán mài la! nín shuō wǒ men zhè mǎi mài hái zěn me gǎo a?" | |
| pí jiàng yī tīng a, mó tóu wǎng wài jiù pǎo. mǎn dà yé zhí jiào:" āi! chén shī fū, nǐ pǎo shén me ya?" | |
| pí jiàng shuō" wǒ hái bù pǎo a? huí tóu lái gè mǎi' chén pí' de, bǎ wǒ yě mài la!" |
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