| 初三十三二十三 | |
| 两口子吃饭把门关 | |
| 苍蝇叼走一个饭米粒儿 | |
| 老头子一怒追到四川 | |
| 老婆家里头算了一卦 | |
| 伤财惹气 赔盘缠 | |
| 谁让他追的？ | |
| 唵,这值当的呕这个气吗？ | |
| 今天呐我说这段单口相声 | |
| 这段呐叫官场斗 | |
| 哎这个事情不是现在的事情 | |
| 什么时候? | |
| 清代，这个清代说谁呐 | |
| 说我们那个当家子 | |
| 就是那个刘墉 | |
| 啊,这个过去呀 | |
| 那个唱戏呀 | |
| 乾隆下江南 | |
| 说的那个刘墉呀 | |
| 刘罗锅呀 | |
| 说我们那个当家子 | |
| 是你当家子吗? | |
| 过去,过去那都爱面子,怎么爱面子呀? | |
| 人家一说呀 | |
| 这个人有名有姓 | |
| 我就往上认 | |
| 嗯,人家一说,想当初芒砀山 | |
| 斩蛇起义汉高祖刘邦,你认识吗? | |
| 唵,那是我们当家子 | |
| 过去就是这样 | |
| 刘备,那也是我们当家子 | |
| 也是当家子 | |
| 清代的刘墉,这不是有学问嘛 | |
| 做大官,那是我们当家子 | |
| 有人要一问 | |
| 那法门寺的刘彪,那同姓各宗,不认识 | |
| 我就躲开他了 | |
| 其实,这刘彪呀 | |
| 真,真是我们本家的,我也不认他了 | |
| 就这个事,这个刘墉,就是清代乾隆年间 | |
| 他是一个忠臣,汉中堂,文华殿的大学士,他这官可大 | |
| 敕封三千岁,太后御儿干殿下,见官大一级 | |
| 就这见官大一级呀怎么叫见官大一级呀 | |
| 甭管对方那官多大 | |
| 他要见着,也比那大一级,见官大一级 | |
| 这个什么意思? | |
| 这个是太后封的这个 | |
| 太后干嘛封他这个 | |
| 因为他父亲老中堂刘统勋有三个儿子 | |
| 为了国家事呀 | |
| 铡了俩儿子 | |
| 搁铡刀里铡了 | |
| 就剩他了 | |
| 他那,还要铡他 | |
| 他打这个大清门这里跑出去了 | |
| 跑到宫里,跑到坤宁宫,给太后跪下了 | |
| 太后认他干儿,后来封为见官大一级 | |
| 就是甭管对方官多大,他见了都大一级 | |
| 在这个清代乾隆年间, | |
| 乾隆最宠爱的还有那个 | |
| 谁呀?和珅,和世龙 | |
| 这个和珅那,他是满洲人,是个满中堂 | |
| 刘墉那,是一个汉中堂,都是文华殿大学士 | |
| 这两个人那,这个刘墉呀,学问好,有这个真正的才学 | |
| 说这个和珅那,和珅没有那么大学问 | |
| 那他怎么做那么大的官呢? | |
| 哎,因为乾隆呀宠爱他 | |
| 要凭他的资格呀做不了那么大的官 | |
| 你要不信,你看那个清史 | |
| 什么清宫十三朝呀,东华录也好 | |
| 昂 这个这个清朝演义 | |
| 你看,这些个书你看看 | |
| 在乾隆年间抄和珅家的时候 | |
| 那个抄的很多东西,都是大内的东西 | |
| 大内的,皇宫的，甚至比宫里的东西还多 | |
| 也有说他偷出来的 | |
| 反正到那时候,因为这个乾隆死了以后 | |
| 这才抄的他,抄出来很多东西, | |
| 就 就说他偷的,也有的是乾隆给的 | |
| 最 最宠爱他,他没那么大才学. | |
| 这两个人呢,刘墉呢,真正那么的学问, | |
| 和珅没有,他也做了那么大官. | |
| 刘墉那,就那个不服.不服怎么样呢 | |
| 乾隆呀,他宠爱和珅. | |
| 哦,太后封这个刘墉见官大一级, | |
| 那一下和珅糟了,虽说两个人都是中堂, | |
| 怎么办呢?哎,有了,你不是刘墉吗? | |
| 你不是见官大一级吗?哎,我给你找个“婆婆” | |
| 嗯,让和珅管着你.有一天那,刘墉上殿 | |
| 乾隆呀,高兴 哎 刘爱卿,头两天,太后的万寿 | |
| 你到哪里说做寿,啊,送了好多个寿礼 | |
| 还送了好多个吉祥话,那么,太后十分见喜 | |
| 命朕加封于你 | |
| 朕当加封与你,怎奈你官至极品 | |
| 无法再封.你这官到家了,见官大一级还怎么封 | |
| 现在太后懿旨,朕当也不敢违抗 | |
| 现在朕再封你八旗副都统，赏戴双眼花翎 | |
| 八旗副都统，干吗这么办呢 | |
| 刘墉是汉官，封你个八旗副都统，多大的荣誉 | |
| 可是呀，和珅那,是八旗正都统，你不是见官大一级吗 | |
| 这回见着他，你可大不了啦 | |
| 他是正的 你是副的 就这么回事. | |
| 刘墉那 谢主隆恩 下殿了 | |
| 刘墉回到家里一琢磨不是滋味儿 | |
| 阿,我是见官大一级，给我找个婆婆 | |
| 他,八旗正都统,我是副的 | |
| 有什么事我得问他去,给他递手本 | |
| 那犯不上，想个主意，想什么主意呢 | |
| 让这和珅那,得怕我一辈子 | |
| 哎,夜里头睡觉, 他不睡觉,躺倒炕上查账 | |
| 查 查 什么账呢 不是真正的账本 | |
| 这刘墉呀,有个外号,外号叫什么呢?叫刘三本 | |
| 什么叫刘三本呀?他肚子里头有三本坏账 | |
| 净是憋坏的坏主意.那条那条那条那条 | |
| 刘三本,哎,他躺倒那里一查那刘三本 | |
| 查来查去,第二本第七篇第六趟有这么一条坏主意 | |
| 明天我就这么这么这么这么办 | |
| 后天我这么这么这么办,大后天我再来这么一回 | |
| 得,就让这和珅他怕我一辈子 | |
| 他真能憋坏主意 | |
| 到第二天早朝 | |
| 有这个奏事处启奏,奏事处的这个太监 | |
| 启奏时怎么启奏呢? | |
| 奏事处,站到这儿一喊 | |
| 圣上传旨,有本出班早奏,无本卷帘朝散,请驾皇宫 | |
| 这个启奏这个打这儿,那个大臣,臣某人某人有本 | |
| 这儿说,宣某人某人随旨进殿.这才进去 | |
| 再上殿 | |
| 第二天这儿,奏事处那这么一传旨 | |
| 圣上传旨,有本出班早奏,无本卷帘朝散,请驾还宫 | |
| 臣刘墉有本 | |
| 一说刘墉有本，奏事处这么一听啊,奏事处也恨这刘墉 | |
| 都知道他叫刘三本啊 | |
| 还不光是他肚子里有三本坏账 | |
| 因为他的事情多，每天上朝有事儿没事儿起码他得奏三本 | |
| 这头一本呀准是他的 | |
| 所以奏事处一听，得，这刘三本来了，这头一本就是他的 | |
| 皇上也知道这头一本是他的，头一本没别人，准是刘墉 | |
| 宣刘墉随旨进殿 | |
| 刘墉上朝时候怎么走啊？有规律。 | |
| 清代做官的得这样， | |
| 双手捧朝珠，低头看二纽。迈方步，亮靴底儿，一步三摇 | |
| 那怎么你看在清代时候，明代也这个制度 | |
| 六大部，兵刑工，吏户礼 | |
| 礼，礼就是礼部 | |
| 外省官那个什么什么，四品黄堂知府，七品知县 | |
| 这要是进京见皇上，没那个事 | |
| 除了有特别的召见，让他来了，先得到礼部里头演礼 | |
| 演礼就是你见皇上怎么跪，三跪九叩，怎么磕头，怎么行礼 | |
| 一点儿都不能错 | |
| 错了，跟皇上说着话，为什么要双手捧朝珠，低头看二纽呢 | |
| 清代人穿那个袍子 | |
| 啊，那个那个这不是头一个纽襻吗？这叫纽襻，啊，过去叫纽儿 | |
| 第二个纽襻，低头看二纽，就是你跟皇上问答，老得记得这个，双手捧朝珠，低头看二纽 | |
| 那你要把这个忘了呢？忘了就糟了 | |
| 不低头看二纽，皇上一跟你说话，啊！ | |
| 得，这叫什么，仰面视君，有意刺王杀驾 | |
| 这就砍了 就这么大罪过，要怎么他专制呢 | |
| 跟皇上说话呢，低头看二纽就告诉你老记着这一茬 | |
| 怎么说话，也不能和皇上对眼光，也不能偷着瞧 | |
| 偷着一瞧，有意刺王杀驾 | |
| 就这么厉害。迈方步，亮靴底儿，一步三摇 | |
| 是上朝的时候，啊，走路得迈方步走 | |
| 靴底得亮起来，高抬脚，就这个样子 | |
| 您乐，真这样走啊 | |
| 要不怎么清代做大官的身上都没有虱子呀 | |
| 有也全都抖楞下去了，紧抖楞呀他。就得这样走 | |
| 这一说，刘墉有本。宣刘墉随旨进殿。刘墉随旨进殿。捧朝珠，哆嗦着就来了 | |
| 来到品级台，往这儿一跪：“臣，刘墉见驾，参见吾皇万岁，万寿无疆。” | |
| 乾隆座上问道：“刘爱卿，今见朕当有何奏章？” | |
| “启奏我主万岁，臣今天上朝之时，走在街市以上，看见八旗兵丁甚苦，衣不遮体、食不充饥，我主万岁，龙意天裁。” | |
| 他瞧着八旗兵丁甚苦 | |
| 说八旗兵呀苦，衣不遮体，穿的不好 | |
| 食不充饥，不能吃饱了 | |
| 我主万岁，龙意天裁 | |
| 您给想个主意，救济救济八旗 | |
| 是这么个意思 | |
| 乾隆一听：嗯？心说：不对呀 | |
| 我昨天刚封你八旗副都统，我是为让和珅这八旗正都统管着你。 | |
| 怎么着？你这儿刚当了一天副都统，你就来买差事来了 | |
| 就给八旗兵丁讨赏，你又比和珅大一头了，那你成正的了 | |
| 哎，即便真正八旗兵丁真这样苦，你也得跟这和珅商量商量，俩人到我这里讨赏 | |
| 怎么你自己来了，夺权！多事！ | |
| 好，我问你：“刘爱卿，听你之言，敢是为八旗兵丁讨赏吗？” | |
| 只要刘墉顺口答应：“正是” | |
| 得，打你个“多事”“夺权” | |
| 多事、夺权怎么样？降级罚俸 | |
| 罚他的俸禄，赏给八旗，赏八旗兵丁 | |
| 要是别人的话，就顺口答应了： “正是” | |
| 那刘墉他，他多坏呀，他刘三本他竟是坏主意 | |
| 他一听就明白了，嗯，我给八旗兵丁讨赏 | |
| 我落个夺权夺势，多事。不落这个 嗯 行。 | |
| “启奏我主万岁，臣并非给八旗兵丁讨赏。” | |
| “并 并非，不 不是？不是你说这话干吗呀？” | |
| “实是为我主的江山社稷，怕万岁的江山不牢，社稷不稳。” | |
| 乾隆说：“胡说！我大清定鼎以来，现在各国年年进贡，岁岁称臣 嗯？我的版图也不在这个元朝忽必烈之下，我这个版图也这么大，我大清怎么江山不牢，社稷不稳哪，啊？” | |
| 万岁想勤：“八旗兵丁衣不遮体，食不充饥，就是吃不饱、穿不暖和，那么外国呢到中国来进贡，一看中国的兵丁这么样苦，这么样穷 哎，回去一说，他们会生侵略之心 人家就不进贡了，就不称臣了 这个样子，如果让八旗兵丁，衣要遮体，食要充饥 每天 吃饱了，穿暖和了，抡刀舞剑，以壮国威，外国来到中国进贡，不敢仰视中国，实为您的江山社稷着想啊。” | |
| 嘿！乾隆一听，他还真有的说呀？！ | |
| 明明他给讨赏，还为我好，怕我的江山不牢，社稷不稳 | |
| 也对呀，一琢磨，反正他出的主意就得算 | |
| 你回头你磨怎半天，矫情半天，还得依着他那主意 | |
| 哎，他老有话说呀。没事儿我净跟他捣乱得了，别的国事就甭办了 | |
| “好好，既然这样，看在你的面子之上，赏给八旗兵丁俩月恩赏，下殿去吧。” | |
| “谢主隆恩。” | |
| “下殿去吧。” | |
| “谢主隆恩。” | |
| “你怎么不走啊？” | |
| “万岁，据我看，和珅是八旗正都统，我是八旗副都统，讨赏应该他给讨呀？再者说，八旗兵丁衣不遮体，食不充饥，正都统不能不知道啊。既然知道，他为什么不上殿奏本呢？他这不是有意官逼兵反吗？” | |
| 皇上一听，哎，对呀！ | |
| 哎，和珅这东西太可恶啊 | |
| 啊，你是正都统你为什么不给讨赏呢？ | |
| 嗯，干嘛让这个刘墉上殿来呢？ | |
| “你下殿去吧” | |
| 刘墉下殿以后，乾隆就把和珅宣上殿来，把他大大地训斥了一顿。 | |
| 和珅也不知道什么事情，什么事呀，不知道。 | |
| 不知道怎么回事，下殿了。 | |
| 刘墉下殿以后，干吗呀？坐轿回家睡大觉去了 | |
| 他把赏讨下来，他睡觉去了 | |
| 他可睡觉了，那和珅呢？一天一宿没睡 | |
| 为什么？户部里头领银子，点花名册，发放军晌，完全是这八旗正都统的事儿 | |
| 他回家睡大觉，这一天一宿没睡！还让皇上说了一大顿 | |
| 赶到第二天，你就别来这手了。嗨，他又来这么一手。 | |
| 到这个早朝的时候，又在朝房这儿等着。 | |
| 太监奏事处一喊：“圣上传旨,有本出班早奏,无本卷帘朝散,请驾皇宫 | |
| “臣刘墉有本。” | |
| 奏事处一听，又来了 | |
| 又是头一本 皇上一听，又是他：“宣刘墉随旨进殿。“ | |
| 刘墉来到品级台往这和一跪：“臣，刘墉见驾，参见吾皇万岁，万寿无疆。” | |
| “今见朕当，有何奏章？” | |
| 刘墉真拉得下脸来。还是昨儿那一套： | |
| “启奏我主万岁，臣今天走在街市以上，看见八旗兵丁甚苦，衣不遮体、食不充饥，我主万岁，龙意天裁。” | |
| 皇上一听，怎么又这一套哇？你昨儿不是来了一回了吗？嗨！ | |
| 我再跟他说，他又告诉我了——为您的江山社稷，恐怕江山不牢，社稷不稳。 | |
| 磨怎半天还得依着他那主意。 | |
| 又一想，别跟他麻烦了，头一本反正都是他的事情。 | |
| 你不依他，不定磨怎多怎呢。 | |
| 这个，昨天头一次，今天第二次，再一、再二，他不能再三。没有明个了 | |
| 对 “好，好，好，朕看在你的面子之上，再赏八旗兵丁俩月恩赏，下殿去吧！” | |
| “谢主隆恩。” | |
| 他又下殿回家睡觉去了 | |
| 那和珅一天一宿又没睡！发放军饷，户部领银子 | |
| 这和珅受点累没关系呀，皇上珅斥了两顿还不算呐，他这挨明骂受不了啦 | |
| 怎么挨明骂呀？点花名册领银子时候，博时沪跟博时沪说闲话： | |
| “瞧咱们这头儿。” | |
| “嗯，哪个头儿啊？” | |
| “和珅哪！” | |
| 和珅正走他们身后头，他俩也没看见。 | |
| “瞧咱们这头儿。” | |
| “嗯，哪个头儿啊？” | |
| “和珅哪！” | |
| 和珅一听，嗬，八旗正都统，背地里敢有人叫我名字！啊，往后退了两步转过身去，身子一摆，不让人看见。 | |
| “和珅怎么啦？” | |
| “怎么啦？咱们这头管干什么的？啊？正都统，可惜！让他当，咱们倒了霉啦。 | |
| 嗯，你看人家刘墉刘中堂多好，啊，人家刚当了两天副都统，就给咱们讨下四个月的银子来，你说，和珅这个东西多可恨哪！” | |
| 和珅一听，嘿，瞧我这骂挨得多窝心哪！ | |
| 噢，闹了半天是是是这么回事情呀。 | |
| 罗锅儿的毛病。心说好你个刘罗锅儿。 | |
| 其实这刘墉也不是罗锅，他就是念书念氽了，写字用心过度，水蛇腰。 | |
| 念书念氽了，背地里哪都叫他刘罗锅。 | |
| 好你个刘罗锅呀，你当副都统也不要紧，让我受累，受累也没关系 | |
| 挨说，挨说还不算，背地里还得挨骂 | |
| 这我受得了吗？行啦，明儿再说吧！ | |
| 赶到了第三天早朝，和珅那早早就在朝房等着 | |
| 每天都是刘墉先到，今天没有，和珅先到了 | |
| 怎么？怕他再上殿再奏一本去！等着他。等着等着刘墉来了 | |
| 和珅过来一点头儿： | |
| “刘中堂，早啊？” | |
| “啊，不，今儿您早。” | |
| “哦，我想跟您谈点儿事情。” | |
| “啊~什么事？请说吧。” | |
| “我可并不是说我是正都统，您是副都统，看不起您，不是这个意思。我是说，如果说您给八旗兵丁讨赏，您可以跟我商量商量，研究研究。我们俩人儿一块儿上殿讨赏去。这样呢，我就省得挨骂啦。我让八旗兵丁骂我一顿，说我不管事；您这儿呢，做好人儿。再说回来了，我和珅也不是不管八旗兵丁啊，我到时候还要讨赏。什么时候讨赏？每年到“冬至”交天这一天，皇上去祭天坛，到那个时候，皇上头一个穿貂褂。然后，文武百官第二天也跟着换貂褂。那天天最冷， | |
| 祭天坛，祭天坛是个什么仪式呢？ | |
| 在那个封建社会，就是这个一年那所杀的这些个人，犯罪的这些个人名字，怎么怎么回事情，到天坛那里烧去。 | |
| 到了那儿玉皇就知道了。就那么回事情。 | |
| 祭天坛，冬至交天那天最冷。皇上换貂褂，第二天，文武百官才敢穿貂皮，貂褂，冷了。 | |
| 说我到那天的时候，最冷，从天坛回来，我给八旗兵丁讨赏。 | |
| 天也冷了，皇上你也穿暖和了，八旗兵丁怎么办呢？到那时候我才讨赏呢，我是不管吗？你干嘛这么卖好心善呢？嗯？再说回来了，我到了冬至交天那天讨赏，我都是多讨。你说，现在离冬至还有一个来月，到那时我还讨不讨了？嗯，说呀！” | |
| 要搁别人，让这片话就给问住了。 | |
| 刘墉呀，他不饶闲话，一句闲话不吃。 | |
| “哎哎，和中堂，等会等会，什么话呀这是，我也没说您不管哪！嗯，您刚才说怎么着，到冬至交天时候，你再讨？” | |
| “是呀，我到那天我都多讨。你这才讨了四个月的，这怎么算！” | |
| “嗬，才讨了四个月的，那我这个讨少啦？” | |
| “当然不多呀！” | |
| “那，那那不要紧，你讨，要到冬至那天，你给讨多少？” | |
| “我呀？那我我我我讨，我都给八旗兵丁讨半年的恩赏。” | |
| 其实啊，和珅叫吹大话。没讨过半年，没这规矩。 | |
| 冬至交天，讨一个双饷，八旗兵丁，就一年就这么一回 | |
| 俩月的赏。这已经四个月的了，就比那多了 | |
| 他呢，故意拿这大话拍刘墉，“我都讨半年的。” | |
| “那不要紧，哼，我跟您说，看见没有，昨天我给八旗兵丁讨俩月的赏，不算。前天那俩月，白饶，还不算。除去这四个月 之外，今天我上殿，我再给八旗兵丁讨半年的赏，行吗？” | |
| 和珅一听 啊？！嗨嗨，心说，刘罗锅儿，你可要倒霉呀。 | |
| 我这是阴你哪。你讨半年的赏，你这四个月不定怎么，怎么想主意把皇上绕到里头啦。 | |
| 没没没给过那么多的赏嘛，再去讨去 | |
| 哼，到哪儿打你个多事，就够瞧得 | |
| 这么办，我拿话将他一下。 | |
| “刘中堂，好！我赞成你。这么着，昨天俩月前天俩月不算，今天如果你要是上金殿，再要是给八旗兵丁讨下半年的赏来，我和珅呢，半年做官不要俸，我算给皇上家扛长活，光吃饭，不要俸禄，我那个俸禄下来，要来，一块儿赏给八旗，您看怎么样？” | |
| 刘墉一听： | |
| “行啊。可以呀！” | |
| “那么您要讨不下来呢？” | |
| “讨不下来？讨不下来，我刘墉半年不要俸禄，我这个钱赏给八旗兵丁，怎么样？” | |
| “嘿，那可以。既然打赌，咱就击掌得了。” | |
| 击掌打赌， | |
| “哎！来…来…，可这么着，我讨半年，和中堂您半年不要俸禄；那比如说，我要给八旗兵丁讨一年的赏，您怎么样呢？” | |
| 嗬，和珅一听 你这不找倒霉么这不是，还一年，半年你也讨不下来！ | |
| “讨一年的赏，我和珅一年不要俸禄！” | |
| “讨不了一年的赏，我刘墉一年不要俸禄！” | |
| “对！” | |
| 俩人儿打赌击掌。刚击完掌，奏事处这儿正喊： | |
| “圣上传旨，有本出班早奏，无本卷帘朝散，请驾皇宫！” | |
| “臣刘墉有本。” | |
| 皇上一听，他又来啦！ | |
| “宣刘墉随旨进殿。” | |
| 刘墉来到品级台，往这儿一跪： | |
| “臣，刘墉见驾，参见吾皇万岁，万寿无疆。” | |
| 乾隆这个气呀！嗯，： | |
| “刘爱卿，今见朕当，又有何奏章？你有什么事？ ” | |
| 他呀，不嫌俗，也不嫌贫。： | |
| “启奏我主万岁，臣今天走在街市以上，看见八旗兵丁甚苦，衣不遮体” | |
| 皇上说： | |
| “行了，行了，行了，甭往下说了。你看见八旗兵丁甚苦，衣不遮体，食不充饥，我主万岁，龙意天裁。又又，又这套词儿啊？我都学会啦，你贫啦！” | |
| 像那个，皇上应该怎么说呢 | |
| 你已经给八旗兵丁讨了四个月的赏啦，再讨我也不准了，下殿去吧！ | |
| 把他轰下去那就完了 | |
| 皇上没这么办，干嘛？ | |
| 要跟他说话，讲讲理。这就是倒霉催的！ | |
| 跟他讲理你讲得过他吗？讲着讲着就绕到里头！ | |
| 乾隆要跟他讲理： | |
| “行了行了，别往下说了，刘墉，朕当不是不给你面子，嗯，你想一想，你连今天才当了三天八旗副都统，我不说正负这个问题。就是你这个三天的副都统，你给八旗兵丁讨了多少赏啦？你知道吗？你前天来了，你给八旗兵丁讨了俩月赏，朕当看你面子，赏俩月的，我给俩月赏；可是昨天你又来了，还这套词儿，朕当又看你面子又给俩月的。你怎么今天还来呀？我再给俩月赏。嗯，再一再二，没有再三的。嗯，多咱为止呢？前天你来了，我给俩月赏，昨天你来，又给俩月赏，今天再来，还给俩月赏，那我就得给八旗兵丁半年的赏吗？啊？！” | |
| “谢主隆恩！” | |
| 跟着他就磕头。 | |
| 乾隆一瞧，这“恩”谢得怎么这么快呀。 | |
| “你谢什么恩哪？” | |
| “嗬，万岁您说赏给八旗兵丁半年银子。” | |
| 皇上说： | |
| “我多咱说的？” | |
| “啊，您刚说的！” | |
| “我刚怎么说的？” | |
| “您不是说嘛，你说前天来赏俩月的，昨天来又赏俩月的，今天再给俩月的，就得给八旗兵丁半年的恩赏；您不是赏半年的恩赏吗？！” | |
| “嗨！”乾隆说：“我这么一比方，我说前天给俩月，昨天给俩月，今天再给俩月，就得给八旗兵丁半年的赏了。我是比方，说着玩儿！” | |
| “万岁，这个君无戏言，您说话不能不算，您说话如果要不算，那明儿我们说话也全不算！” | |
| 皇上说：“算了！算了！算了！那不算，不算，那反了，我说什么不算什么还行呀。” | |
| 嗨，算可是算啦，半年银子没啦！ | |
| 皇上说，“好，依着你，那么半年就半年吧。” | |
| “谢主隆恩。” | |
| 乾隆说，“你又谢什么恩哪？” | |
| “谢万岁赏给八旗兵丁一年的银子！” | |
| “我多咱说赏一年的了？” | |
| “您刚说的。” | |
| “我刚才怎么说的？“” | |
| “您刚说的，你说，得了， 半年就半年，半年再就合上半年，万岁，俩半年是多少啊？” | |
| 皇上说：“俩半年是一年哪。” | |
| “谢主隆恩！” | |
| 哎，更磁实啦你这个！ | |
| “嘿，好，好，一年就……你下殿去吧！” | |
| 皇上没敢往下说，一年就一年，没敢那么说 | |
| 怎么？那…那就二年啦那就！ | |
| 那谁受得了呀？ | |
| “哎，哎，下殿去吧。” | |
| 给轰下去啦！ | |
| 可是打这儿起，您琢磨琢磨，这和珅受得了受不了？ | |
| 一年不要银子，啊，就给皇上家干活，不拿钱，跟扛长工一样。天天愁眉不展。 | |
| 嗬，这个气呀！心说，刘墉，嗐，人无害虎心，虎有伤人意 | |
| 咱俩走着瞧，道了算，每天处心积虑的想办法对付刘墉 | |
| 哎，可巧有这么一天，他想出个办法来 | |
| 哎，还正是个茬口。他想的主意可毒，可损！ | |
| 心说，刘罗锅，我一年银子没拿不要紧，嘿，我这主意，你就得拿脑袋见我 | |
| 把这主意憋好了。那天怎么用上的？ | |
| 每天上朝呢，都是刘墉那早到朝房。 | |
| 刘墉早到朝房，那么刘墉住的近吗？ | |
| 不近，在那儿呀？东四牌楼礼士胡同 | |
| 叫白了叫驴士胡同，礼士胡同，东四牌楼那儿 | |
| 在这个敌伪的时候，日本人的时候，那时候，是仓库，就是那大墙里头 | |
| 后来…现在不知道改什么了，那就是刘墉，很大很大一大片，他住到那儿 | |
| 他那，顺东华门进皇城，到朝房那里 | |
| 他那，也坐轿子。这个和珅那，也坐轿子 | |
| 和珅那，他们俩人住的差不离的远 | |
| 可有一节，每天那，都是刘墉先到 | |
| 说怎么着，要论起刘墉坐这轿子，破极了 | |
| 他父亲，老中堂刘统勋做了一辈子中堂，就那破轿子，换到他那儿，还是那轿子。 | |
| 那儿坏了，凑合凑合。那儿坏了，拾掇拾掇。 | |
| 有一回底掉啦，这轿底掉了你还有主意吗？ | |
| 他有主意，找了个破八仙桌子，四条腿儿朝上一绑，又给凑上了，嗯，有主意。 | |
| 抬轿子的那个人哪，最小的那个岁数，七十二，轿夫头，八十一。 | |
| 那抬得动吗？ | |
| 抬不动。抬得都打晃了，还得抬。 | |
| 怎么回事呢？当初抬老中堂，抬刘统勋的，抬他父亲的。 | |
| 他父亲死的时候呢，就说了，是家里的这些人哪，都跟咱家有功，哪一个也不许辞退，把他们养老送终，他是谨遵父命。可以呀养老送终行呀，你别让他抬了。 | |
| 七十多岁，还抬？抬得动吗？ | |
| 不行，能凑合就凑合。 | |
| 你请假，你请假，他不准那。请一回不准，请两回不准。 | |
| 轿夫头儿实在没办法了，带着四个轿夫上去了，给刘墉请安： | |
| “请中堂安” | |
| “请爷安” | |
| “请中堂安” | |
| “请爷安” | |
| 他那挺客气： | |
| “坐下，坐下，什么事呀？” | |
| 轿夫头儿说啦八十一那个： | |
| “跟中堂回，哎，小小子儿在您驾前不敢说岁数大。可是，我还小哪。我八十二了！我这老兄弟，都七十二了，七十一的。这这，这个我们腰腿实在是不利索啦。抬轿子时恐怕走不利索呀，摔个跟头，摔着我们倒没什么关系，要是把中堂磕着碰着，您是金枝玉叶，我们可担罪不起呀！” | |
| “啊，既然这么说了。啊 去吧去吧，等一会儿，我下条儿。” | |
| “下条儿？” | |
| 开个条子。哦，大伙一听，行啦。 | |
| 这下条，是让我们走了。 | |
| 行，高兴。到这个轿房里头一坐，轿夫头儿说： | |
| “怎么样？你们说呀，你们不会说。看我这么一说，他也怕磕着碰着，马上就下条儿。等着吧。” | |
| 一会儿工夫，刘墉有两个底下人，张成 刘安，拿着个条来了： | |
| “哎……轿夫头听真，中堂有谕……” | |
| 嗬，这哥五个都高兴了，赶紧站起来，是准假啦，回家 对 回家 | |
| 站齐喽，一听这个张成一说呀，轿夫头鼻子都气歪了 | |
| “……听着啊，轿夫头听着，中堂有谕：中堂说你们年老目花，啊，腰腿不健，现在中堂恩施格外，法外施仁，抬轿之时，每人准许拄拐棍儿一根！” | |
| 这叫什么主意呀这叫！啊？抬轿子的时候一人拄根拐棍子，这多寒碜哪这个！ | |
| 哎，他跟底下人也净出坏主意，也净憋坏。 | |
| 没没没主意 抬轿子这么大岁数他怎么早到朝房呢？ | |
| 早到朝房有原因哪 | |
| 他比方说吧，五更天上朝 奏完事 回来 就回家 吃饭 吃完饭书房看书 看书看着看着 吃晚饭 吃完晚饭 外头刚掌上灯 这就洗脸 漱口 洗完脸 嗽完口 外头刚打定更， | |
| “顺轿。” | |
| “顺轿？顺轿干嘛？” | |
| “上朝。” | |
| “上……上朝？” | |
| 张成、刘安也纳闷儿呀，俩底下人： | |
| “中堂，你你，外头那是月亮，这刚打定更。你这么早上朝，五更上朝。” | |
| “废话！你不知道他们岁数大了，走道儿慢吗？咱们这叫‘笨鸟先飞”，慢慢遛跶着。” | |
| “哎，是！” | |
| 那么早就打家里遛跶出来了，多咱到东华门那和，皇城还没开呢。 | |
| “嗯，轿子打杵。” | |
| 轿子打杵，坐到那个轿子里头 | |
| 那年月，没马路，是甬路。甬路修得挺高，轿子一打杵，他坐到轿子里头冲嘴儿。 | |
| 那么大中堂，满街打野盘儿 | |
| 轿夫头呢，抬轿子的人呢，甬路沟，也忍一觉 | |
| 皇城一开，头一乘轿子，先进去 | |
| 每一天他得先到朝房。天天先到 | |
| 可这天哪，晚了。为什么？家里闹灾，来了几个老乡 | |
| 这么一说话，晚了，晚了 | |
| 正是和珅憋好了坏主意。这天来的最晚 | |
| 满朝文武全来了，都在朝房呢 | |
| 来得晚的 | |
| 和珅早来了。直到三位亲王都来了 | |
| 三位亲王是谁呀？ | |
| 乾隆的亲兄弟，七王爷、八王爷、九王爷，这三位王爷都来了，刘墉还没来哪。 | |
| 这个九王爷呢，九王爷是个大胖子，胖极了。有多胖啊？跟您这么说吧，夏天走道儿，俩手摸不着肚脐眼儿！就这么胖。 | |
| 性如烈火，脾气最爆，坐在椅子上就问： | |
| “哎，这个，咱们班儿上人来齐了吗？” | |
| 和珅说： | |
| “回王爷，还不齐。” | |
| “谁没来呢？” | |
| “刘墉。” | |
| “罗锅怎么还没来呀？” | |
| “跟爷回，罗锅儿来不了。” | |
| “怎么？” | |
| “罗锅儿，他这个…欣赏枕头呢。” | |
| 这话的意思呀，是说刘墉不能够管理国家大事 | |
| 您看，要上朝了，他还在家睡大觉呢 | |
| 那意思是，他不能管这国家大事 | |
| 欣赏枕头呢，这是句俏皮话儿 | |
| 可是，巧劲儿，正这时候，刘墉正来啦 | |
| 刘墉到了朝房门口儿，刚要掀帘子，正听见九王爷说： | |
| “怎么，罗锅儿怎么还没来呀？” | |
| 和珅那儿说： | |
| “罗锅儿来不了这么早……” | |
| 刘墉别看这么大的中堂，有个毛病，什么呀？ | |
| 专门好听贼话儿 背地里一讲究他，哎，心说，好哇，这王爷叫我罗锅儿没关系，你和珅也敢叫罗锅儿？ | |
| 嗯，听听怎么回事，往后退一步，站台阶底下来，就听：“罗锅儿来不了这么早，他欣赏枕头呢。” | |
| 刘墉听着，嗯，再听听，里头不说什么了 | |
| 刘墉慢慢住后退了几步，先往前走，脚步重一点儿 蹬蹬蹬蹬 | |
| 到这一上台阶儿，嗯哼一咳嗽，一撩帘 | |
| 和珅呢听得出来他咳嗽 呦 来了，心说，得亏晚来一步，早来 早来听见不合适 | |
| 其实，这就听见了，早来听见不合适 | |
| 他呢就觉着脸上害臊，怕他听见似的，怎么样呢，转过脸去，看墙上那张《三杉图》，看这张画。 | |
| 他这看画呢，刘墉进来了 | |
| 进来了先给王爷请安： | |
| “给七王爷请安。” | |
| “给八王爷请安。” | |
| “给九王爷请安。” | |
| 走过来一拨拉和珅： | |
| “啊，给和中堂也找补一个安！” | |
| 和珅心说：嘿！到我这儿怎么这么别扭啊，什么叫找补一个安哪？ | |
| 像这样，你就甭理他啦，他要说： | |
| “哈，刘中堂，今儿个来晚啦？” | |
| 没话找话，今儿个来晚啦？ | |
| 刘墉恭恭敬敬： “可不是吗？欣赏枕头来着。” | |
| 噢，都听了去啦！ | |
| 嘿，瞧我这别扭劲儿的啊？！闹了半天他全听见了 | |
| 听见也没法子，人无害虎心虎有伤人意，我就这个办法要你的脑袋 | |
| 先给你找顿骂再说，让朝房里文武百官骂你一顿，给我和珅解解恨 | |
| 刘中堂，据我说您今天来晚了您不是欣赏枕头 | |
| 啊，那我有什么事啊 | |
| 嘿，您，有事，一定是您…您在家里头写折子片儿来着吧 | |
| 啊，大概是今天又憋着参人呢对不对 | |
| 您做这官，左都御史，敕封三千岁,太后御儿干殿下,见官大一级，您这个左都御史呢，这个御史，就指着参人吃饭，不是参文就是参武。您大概今天来晚了，家里写折子片儿 您是又想参文呢？还是又想参武啊？您看看我们朝房里头，是文官贪了脏啦，还是这些武将受了贿啦，您憋着参谁呢？ | |
| 这叫给他找骂。朝房里的文武百官，都得骂刘墉。啊，刘罗锅儿爱参人。不然的话，人家干嘛说这话？给他找骂 | |
| 刘墉明白啊 呦 给我找骂？这 这骂，我还不能收下 | |
| 就跟吃菜似的，他不吃，又给拨回去啦！怎么拨的？主意好 | |
| “哎呀，得了，得了，和中堂，我要参文参武，文官贪了脏了，武将受了贿了又 你想想 这一个多月我没参人 对不对？” | |
| 哎，正是巧劲儿，最近一个多月他没参人 没参人怎么回事儿呢？张成刘安告诉他的 | |
| 咱们爷们儿这官，得了外边儿把人都伤透了，外边儿人缘儿啊都走尽了 | |
| 因为这样没参人一个来月，哎今儿他用上了 | |
| “您想想，哎大家也想想，我刘墉这一个多月没参人了，有这么回事儿没有？” | |
| 像那这样，你和珅也就别往下问了，还往下问： | |
| “啊，不错，最近您倒是一个多月没参人啦，为什么？” | |
| “为什么？这有什么可为的呢？我把这碴儿忘了” | |
| “忘了，忘了就不参啦。” | |
| “哎，可是今天不行了，今天你和中堂提醒了我啦，你这么一提醒，我想起来了，那今天我就得参俩解解闷儿啦！我也不管是文的武的，文官贪脏，武将受贿，大家各自留神，和中堂提醒，我可指不定参你们谁！” | |
| 大伙一听，嗬！这个缺德的和珅哪，你看，人家忘了，你提他醒儿干嘛呀？！ | |
| 这时候，大伙横眉怒目看着和珅 | |
| 和珅一瞧：呦！这顿骂还让自己找上啦！哎，我也不能受这个骂呀。 | |
| “刘中堂，您千万可别这么说，您这么一说，让大伙骂我。您说准了，您到底儿参谁？” | |
| “到底儿参谁呀？那就参你吧” | |
| “啊？逮谁跟谁来呀！您参我？我一个小小官职，微末前程，不值您一参吧？” | |
| “不值？好，那么你出主意，你说谁值？我参谁！” | |
| “我出主意倒可以，恐怕您……您不敢参吧？！” | |
| “废话？你说哪一个我不敢参？你说亲王、郡王，贝子、贝勒，满朝文武，头品大员，全算上，只要你提个名儿，我就敢参！” | |
| “啊，刘中堂，我说出来……你要不敢参，怎么办呢？” | |
| “不敢参？不敢参，给你磕头，拜你为老师。” | |
| 和珅一听，行啦，嘿 今儿你就倒霉了，好，拜我为老师 | |
| “啊，那好，我说这个，您要敢参，我拜您为老师！” | |
| “那么咱们打赌，来，击掌” | |
| “来，击掌！” | |
| 俩人这么一嚷，九王爷性如烈火，脾气最暴，九王爷站起来了，托着个大肚子： | |
| “和珅、刘墉，你们俩嚷什么呀？怎么了，大声喧哗，离着宝座这么近，要惊了驾，是你担哪？还是我担哪？糊涂！怎么这么不遵品呢？” | |
| 王爷干嘛呢，王爷这是骂人呢，就这么骂人，糊涂，不尊品 | |
| 因为他是王爷嘛，皇上的兄弟，骂人最重，糊涂，不尊品，就行了 | |
| 王爷不能胡骂，胡骂哪儿行，刘墉和珅嚷嚷什么呀，怎么回事呀，嗯？怎么这么缺德呀，倒了霉了吗这不是，守着金鸾宝殿这么近，你们这吵殃子，哪 那不是王爷，王爷不能说这个话，糊涂怎么这么不尊品啊 | |
| “跟王爷回，您没听见吗？我刚进门儿，他就找我的碴儿，杠我来晚了是在家写折子参人哪。还非问我参文参武？我说谁都能参。现在呢 ，他要说出个人来，问我敢不敢参？我说了：要不敢参，就拜他为师；要敢参，他拜我为师。就为这个事儿我们俩嚷嚷着打赌，您没听见吗。” | |
| 刘墉干嘛给王爷解释的这么清楚啊？他知道和珅厉害，狠！真跟他打了赌，他说出个人来我就得参。 | |
| 回头他说：“九王爷，你 参吧！”皇上的亲兄弟，你说我怎么办哪，骑虎难下呀！ | |
| 怕这个那么跟王爷说明白了，让王爷听明白这个，为的是让九王爷排解排解，劝一劝 | |
| 可这个事情，要搁在七王爷、八王爷身上，准得给劝解开了 | |
| 九王爷不行啊，性如烈火，脾气最暴，你脾气爆没关系，还特别爱看戗火的，好瞧个打架的 | |
| 他一听这个他乐了： | |
| “哈哈哈哈……哎呀，我当什么事呢，这么嚷，你们俩打赌啊。来吧，我给你们做保！” | |
| 哟，王爷这是什么人性啊这是？你还做保？！ | |
| “王爷，我们俩打赌，您一个人做保，您是保我啊，还是保和珅呢？” | |
| 这不是直给他台阶儿吗？像那你说：“我一个人保不了俩，别捣乱了，上朝吧！”不就完了吗。他这人，死心眼儿： | |
| “保你保和珅？这不三王爷哪吗，七哥、八哥，你们俩保和珅，我保他，来吧” | |
| 刘墉一想，这，这，这没别的主意了，打就打吧！这赌打得磁实，两位中堂打赌，仨亲王做保，还没法儿说了不算。 | |
| “哈，来吧！” | |
| “击掌！” | |
| 啪！这么一击掌。 | |
| “你说吧，谁？我不敢参？” | |
| 和珅哪，这时候来了个“蔫坏损”： | |
| “嘿嘿嘿……刘中堂，您再想一想，别看才击了掌了，您现在要不算，可还行。” | |
| “废话！君子一言，快马一鞭，说了就得算。你说谁我要不敢参，就磕头拜你为师！说吧” | |
| “嘿嘿我说的这人您不敢参啊，也没多大来历，也不是别人，就是现在已经太和殿升了宝座的当今万岁，乾隆皇上。嘿嘿，敢参吗？” | |
| 嘿，这玩意儿多阴损啊 | |
| 要说刘墉有学问，有能耐，不害怕。这段单口相声我不敢这么说 | |
| 有说的，刘墉一点也不害怕 有能耐 有学问，能耐也有学问也有，不害怕不可能，那怎么不害怕 | |
| 参皇上是什么罪名啊？您琢磨这个，双手捧朝珠，低头看二纽，一看皇上“仰面视君，有意刺王杀驾”，这就活不了啦！ | |
| 上殿去参皇上，好家伙，上殿谤君，以小犯上，知法犯法，灭门九族，刨坟掘墓，挫骨扬灰，祖坟都给刨咯，灭门九族，那能不害怕吗？当然害怕，害怕是害怕 | |
| 哎，他呢，心里害怕，脸上没露出来 听完他这话，故做镇静，一冷笑： | |
| “嘿嘿嘿嘿，哎呀，和中堂，我以为你要说谁呢，我不敢参，你说得是当今万岁，皇上啊” | |
| “啊，您敢参吗？” | |
| “哼哼，你这话说晚啦，头半个月我就憋着参他呢！” | |
| “啊？我这儿还说晚了哪！噢，头半个月您就憋着参他，那您为什么不参呢？” | |
| “为什么不参，刚才不是说了嘛，我把这碴儿不是忘了吗。今儿个你一提醒，哎，就是今天，今天就参！要是明天参下来，我都拜你为师。” | |
| 文武百官，交头接耳，纷纷议论： | |
| “张年兄！” | |
| “李年弟！” | |
| “罗锅儿要倒霉了” | |
| “为什么？” | |
| “上殿谤君，以小犯上，知法犯法，灭门九族，刨坟掘墓，挫骨扬灰，这…这不要了命了吗？” | |
| “唉，他能那么傻吗，要了命他也不敢参哪，顶大磕个头，拜和珅为师，也就完了。” | |
| “怎么不敢参啊，两个人可都击了掌啦。” | |
| “击了掌也不敢参。” | |
| 交头接耳，议论纷纷一嘀咕 | |
| 刘墉这个人哪，他依疯撒邪，一看大伙儿这样儿，他更来劲儿啦！ | |
| “哎，诸位年兄年弟，大家嚷嚷什么呀，有什么大不了的事情，不就是参皇上吗？小事一段！信吗？今天大家别走，看个热闹，看见没有，现在我就上殿参皇上，参完皇上不算，到后宫，参太后！” | |
| 大伙儿一听，怎么着更来劲儿了？还要参太后？ | |
| 大伙儿这么嘀咕。好，又来劲儿啦。 | |
| “别吵，别吵，是不是不相信哪？回头你们看哪。有个出手的，只要大家不走，你们算瞧见这热闹了。看见没有，现在上殿参 | |
| 皇上，参完皇上到后宫参太后，把太后参下来，大家别走，半夜子时，我刘墉焚表，参玉皇！” | |
| 大伙儿说：“哎，这罗锅儿要疯啊这是？！” | |
| 这个说：“你别听他的，玉皇，玉皇他敢参。玉皇怎么参呢？焚表参玉皇，弄一张黄裱纸，上面写些上骂玉皇的话，写完了，把纸一烧，这就算参玉皇了。横不能烧完了也不能当时就烂嘴烂手吧？参皇上他不行。这玩意儿现打不赊呀这！当时就见效啊——灭门九族，挫骨扬灰，连祖坟都给刨喽，那他哪儿敢哪？！” | |
| 大伙儿还是纷纷议论，刘墉也不理这碴儿了。哎，正这时候，太监，奏事处这儿喊： | |
| “圣上传旨，有本出班早奏，无本卷帘朝散，请驾还宫！” | |
| “臣，刘墉有本！” | |
| 大伙儿一听：“哎，真去呀？！” | |
| 嚯，真的啊，皇上一听，“刘墉有本” 皇上也生气 | |
| 嘿！这个刘三本儿啊，头一本合着没别人的份儿，又是他的，心说，今儿个，参文、参武 、讨赏，一个都不准，给他来个没面子，要不然，整天净跟他捣乱了。 | |
| “宣刘墉随旨进殿！” | |
| 刘墉来到品级台前，往那儿一跪： | |
| “臣，刘墉见驾，参见吾皇万岁，万寿无疆。” | |
| 乾隆往下问道：“刘墉，今见朕当又有何奏章？ |
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| sheng shang chuan zhi, you ben chu ban zao zou, wu ben juan lian chao san, qing jia huang gong | |
| zhe ge qi zou zhe ge da zhe er, na ge da chen, chen mou ren mou ren you ben | |
| zhe er shuo, xuan mou ren mou ren sui zhi jin dian. zhe cai jin qu | |
| zai shang dian | |
| di er tian zhe er, zou shi chu na zhe me yi chuan zhi | |
| sheng shang chuan zhi, you ben chu ban zao zou, wu ben juan lian chao san, qing jia hai gong | |
| chen liu yong you ben | |
| yi shuo liu yong you ben, zou shi chu zhe me yi ting a, zou shi chu ye hen zhe liu yong | |
| dou zhi dao ta jiao liu san ben a | |
| hai bu guang shi ta du zi li you san ben huai zhang | |
| yin wei ta de shi qing duo, mei tian shang chao you shi er mei shi er qi ma ta de zou san ben | |
| zhe tou yi ben ya zhun shi ta de | |
| suo yi zou shi chu yi ting, de, zhe liu san ben lai le, zhe tou yi ben jiu shi ta de | |
| huang shang ye zhi dao zhe tou yi ben shi ta de, tou yi ben mei bie ren, zhun shi liu yong | |
| xuan liu yong sui zhi jin dian | |
| liu yong shang chao shi hou zen me zou a? you gui lv. | |
| qing dai zuo guan de de zhe yang, | |
| shuang shou peng chao zhu, di tou kan er niu. mai fang bu, liang xue di er, yi bu san yao | |
| na zen me ni kan zai qing dai shi hou, ming dai ye zhe ge zhi du | |
| liu da bu, bing xing gong, li hu li | |
| li, li jiu shi li bu | |
| wai sheng guan na ge shen me shen me, si pin huang tang zhi fu, qi pin zhi xian | |
| zhe yao shi jin jing jian huang shang, mei na ge shi | |
| chu le you te bie de zhao jian, rang ta lai le, xian de dao li bu li tou yan li | |
| yan li jiu shi ni jian huang shang zen me gui, san gui jiu kou, zen me ke tou, zen me xing li | |
| yi dian er dou bu neng cuo | |
| cuo le, gen huang shang shuo zhe hua, wei shi me yao shuang shou peng chao zhu, di tou kan er niu ne | |
| qing dai ren chuan na ge pao zi | |
| a, na ge na ge zhe bu shi tou yi ge niu pan ma? zhe jiao niu pan, a, guo qu jiao niu er | |
| di er ge niu pan, di tou kan er niu, jiu shi ni gen huang shang wen da, lao de ji de zhe ge, shuang shou peng chao zhu, di tou kan er niu | |
| na ni yao ba zhe ge wang le ne? wang le jiu zao le | |
| bu di tou kan er niu, huang shang yi gen ni shuo hua, a! | |
| de, zhe jiao shen me, yang mian shi jun, you yi ci wang sha jia | |
| zhe jiu kan le jiu zhe me da zui guo, yao zen me ta zhuan zhi ne | |
| gen huang shang shuo hua ne, di tou kan er niu jiu gao su ni lao ji zhe zhe yi cha | |
| zen me shuo hua, ye bu neng he huang shang dui yan guang, ye bu neng tou zhe qiao | |
| tou zhe yi qiao, you yi ci wang sha jia | |
| jiu zhe me li hai. mai fang bu, liang xue di er, yi bu san yao | |
| shi shang chao de shi hou, a, zou lu de mai fang bu zou | |
| xue di de liang qi lai, gao tai jiao, jiu zhe ge yang zi | |
| nin le, zhen zhe yang zou a | |
| yao bu zen me qing dai zuo da guan de shen shang dou mei you shi zi ya | |
| you ye quan dou dou leng xia qu le, jin dou leng ya ta. jiu de zhe yang zou | |
| zhe yi shuo, liu yong you ben. xuan liu yong sui zhi jin dian. liu yong sui zhi jin dian. peng chao zhu, duo suo zhe jiu lai le | |
| lai dao pin ji tai, wang zhe er yi gui:" chen, liu yong jian jia, can jian wu huang wan sui, wan shou wu jiang." | |
| qian long zuo shang wen dao:" liu ai qing, jin jian zhen dang you he zou zhang?" | |
| " qi zou wo zhu wan sui, chen jin tian shang chao zhi shi, zou zai jie shi yi shang, kan jian ba qi bing ding shen ku, yi bu zhe ti shi bu chong ji, wo zhu wan sui, long yi tian cai." | |
| ta qiao zhe ba qi bing ding shen ku | |
| shuo ba qi bing ya ku, yi bu zhe ti, chuan de bu hao | |
| shi bu chong ji, bu neng chi bao le | |
| wo zhu wan sui, long yi tian cai | |
| nin gei xiang ge zhu yi, jiu ji jiu ji ba qi | |
| shi zhe me ge yi si | |
| qian long yi ting: ? xin shuo: bu dui ya | |
| wo zuo tian gang feng ni ba qi fu du tong, wo shi wei rang he shen zhe ba qi zheng du tong guan zhe ni. | |
| zen me zhao? ni zhe er gang dang le yi tian fu du tong, ni jiu lai mai chai shi lai le | |
| jiu gei ba qi bing ding tao shang, ni you bi he shen da yi tou le, na ni cheng zheng de le | |
| ai, ji bian zhen zheng ba qi bing ding zhen zhe yang ku, ni ye de gen zhe he shen shang liang shang liang, lia ren dao wo zhe li tao shang | |
| zen me ni zi ji lai le, duo quan! duo shi! | |
| hao, wo wen ni:" liu ai qing, ting ni zhi yan, gan shi wei ba qi bing ding tao shang ma?" | |
| zhi yao liu yong shun kou da ying:" zheng shi" | |
| de, da ni ge" duo shi"" duo quan" | |
| duo shi duo quan zen me yang? jiang ji fa feng | |
| fa ta de feng lu, shang gei ba qi, shang ba qi bing ding | |
| yao shi bie ren de hua, jiu shun kou da ying le: " zheng shi" | |
| na liu yong ta, ta duo huai ya, ta liu san ben ta jing shi huai zhu yi | |
| ta yi ting jiu ming bai le, , wo gei ba qi bing ding tao shang | |
| wo luo ge duo quan duo shi, duo shi. bu la zhe ge xing. | |
| " qi zou wo zhu wan sui, chen bing fei gei ba qi bing ding tao shang." | |
| " bing bing fei, bu bu shi? bu shi ni shuo zhe hua gan ma ya?" | |
| " shi shi wei wo zhu de jiang shan she ji, pa wan sui de jiang shan bu lao, she ji bu wen." | |
| qian long shuo:" hu shuo! wo da qing ding ding yi lai, xian zai ge guo nian nian jin gong, sui sui cheng chen ? wo de ban tu ye bu zai zhe ge yuan chao hu bi lie zhi xia, wo zhe ge ban tu ye zhe me da, wo da qing zen me jiang shan bu lao, she ji bu wen na, a?" | |
| wan sui xiang qin:" ba qi bing ding yi bu zhe ti, shi bu chong ji, jiu shi chi bu bao chuan bu nuan huo, na me wai guo ne dao zhong guo lai jin gong, yi kan zhong guo de bing ding zhe me yang ku, zhe me yang qiong ai, hui qu yi shuo, ta men hui sheng qin lue zhi xin ren jia jiu bu jin gong le, jiu bu cheng chen le zhe ge yang zi, ru guo rang ba qi bing ding, yi yao zhe ti, shi yao chong ji mei tian chi bao le, chuan nuan huo le, lun dao wu jian, yi zhuang guo wei, wai guo lai dao zhong guo jin gong, bu gan yang shi zhong guo, shi wei nin de jiang shan she ji zhuo xiang a." | |
| hei! qian long yi ting, ta hai zhen you de shuo ya?! | |
| ming ming ta gei tao shang, hai wei wo hao, pa wo de jiang shan bu lao, she ji bu wen | |
| ye dui ya, yi zuo mo, fan zheng ta chu de zhu yi jiu de suan | |
| ni hui tou ni mo zen ban tian, jiao qing ban tian, hai de yi zhe ta na zhu yi | |
| ai, ta lao you hua shuo ya. mei shi er wo jing gen ta dao luan de le, bie de guo shi jiu beng ban le | |
| " hao hao, ji ran zhe yang, kan zai ni de mian zi zhi shang, shang gei ba qi bing ding lia yue en shang, xia dian qu ba." | |
| " xie zhu long en." | |
| " xia dian qu ba." | |
| " xie zhu long en." | |
| " ni zen me bu zou a?" | |
| " wan sui, ju wo kan, he shen shi ba qi zheng du tong, wo shi ba qi fu du tong, tao shang ying gai ta gei tao ya? zai zhe shuo, ba qi bing ding yi bu zhe ti, shi bu chong ji, zheng du tong bu neng bu zhi dao a. ji ran zhi dao, ta wei shi me bu shang dian zou ben ne? ta zhe bu shi you yi guan bi bing fan ma?" | |
| huang shang yi ting, ai, dui ya! | |
| ai, he shen zhe dong xi tai ke wu a | |
| a, ni shi zheng du tong ni wei shi me bu gei tao shang ne? | |
| , gan ma rang zhe ge liu yong shang dian lai ne? | |
| " ni xia dian qu ba" | |
| liu yong xia dian yi hou, qian long jiu ba he shen xuan shang dian lai, ba ta da da di xun chi le yi dun. | |
| he shen ye bu zhi dao shen me shi qing, shen me shi ya, bu zhi dao. | |
| bu zhi dao zen me hui shi, xia dian le. | |
| liu yong xia dian yi hou, gan ma ya? zuo jiao hui jia shui da jue qu le | |
| ta ba shang tao xia lai, ta shui jiao qu le | |
| ta ke shui jiao le, na he shen ne? yi tian yi xiu mei shui | |
| wei shi me? hu bu li tou ling yin zi, dian hua ming ce, fa fang jun shang, wan quan shi zhe ba qi zheng du tong de shi er | |
| ta hui jia shui da jue, zhe yi tian yi xiu mei shui! hai rang huang shang shuo le yi da dun | |
| gan dao di er tian, ni jiu bie lai zhe shou le. hai, ta you lai zhe me yi shou. | |
| dao zhe ge zao chao de shi hou, you zai chao fang zhe er deng zhe. | |
| tai jian zou shi chu yi han:" sheng shang chuan zhi, you ben chu ban zao zou, wu ben juan lian chao san, qing jia huang gong | |
| " chen liu yong you ben." | |
| zou shi chu yi ting, you lai le | |
| you shi tou yi ben huang shang yi ting, you shi ta:" xuan liu yong sui zhi jin dian." | |
| liu yong lai dao pin ji tai wang zhe he yi gui:" chen, liu yong jian jia, can jian wu huang wan sui, wan shou wu jiang." | |
| " jin jian zhen dang, you he zou zhang?" | |
| liu yong zhen la de xia lian lai. hai shi zuo er na yi tao: | |
| " qi zou wo zhu wan sui, chen jin tian zou zai jie shi yi shang, kan jian ba qi bing ding shen ku, yi bu zhe ti shi bu chong ji, wo zhu wan sui, long yi tian cai." | |
| huang shang yi ting, zen me you zhe yi tao wa? ni zuo er bu shi lai le yi hui le ma? hai! | |
| wo zai gen ta shuo, ta you gao su wo le wei nin de jiang shan she ji, kong pa jiang shan bu lao, she ji bu wen. | |
| mo zen ban tian hai de yi zhe ta na zhu yi. | |
| you yi xiang, bie gen ta ma fan le, tou yi ben fan zheng dou shi ta de shi qing. | |
| ni bu yi ta, bu ding mo zen duo zen ne. | |
| zhe ge, zuo tian tou yi ci, jin tian di er ci, zai yi zai er, ta bu neng zai san. mei you ming ge le | |
| dui " hao, hao, hao, zhen kan zai ni de mian zi zhi shang, zai shang ba qi bing ding lia yue en shang, xia dian qu ba!" | |
| " xie zhu long en." | |
| ta you xia dian hui jia shui jiao qu le | |
| na he shen yi tian yi xiu you mei shui! fa fang jun xiang, hu bu ling yin zi | |
| zhe he shen shou dian lei mei guan xi ya, huang shang shen chi le liang dun hai bu suan na, ta zhe ai ming ma shou bu liao la | |
| zen me ai ming ma ya? dian hua ming ce ling yin zi shi hou, bo shi hu gen bo shi hu shuo xian hua: | |
| " qiao zan men zhe tou er." | |
| " , na ge tou r a?" | |
| " he shen na!" | |
| he shen zheng zou ta men shen hou tou, ta lia ye mei kan jian. | |
| " qiao zan men zhe tou er." | |
| " , na ge tou r a?" | |
| " he shen na!" | |
| he shen yi ting, he, ba qi zheng du tong, bei di li gan you ren jiao wo ming zi! a, wang hou tui le liang bu zhuan guo shen qu, shen zi yi bai, bu rang ren kan jian. | |
| " he shen zen me la?" | |
| " zen me la? zan men zhe tou guan gan shen me de? a? zheng du tong, ke xi! rang ta dang, zan men dao le mei la. | |
| , ni kan ren jia liu yong liu zhong tang duo hao, a, ren jia gang dang le liang tian fu du tong, jiu gei zan men tao xia si ge yue de yin zi lai, ni shuo, he shen zhe ge dong xi duo ke hen na!" | |
| he shen yi ting, hei, qiao wo zhe ma ai de duo wo xin na! | |
| o, nao le ban tian shi shi shi zhe me hui shi qing ya. | |
| luo guo r de mao bing. xin shuo hao ni ge liu luo guo r. | |
| qi shi zhe liu yong ye bu shi luo guo, ta jiu shi nian shu nian tun le, xie zi yong xin guo du, shui she yao. | |
| nian shu nian tun le, bei di li na dou jiao ta liu luo guo. | |
| hao ni ge liu luo guo ya, ni dang fu du tong ye bu yao jin, rang wo shou lei, shou lei ye mei guan xi | |
| ai shuo, ai shuo hai bu suan, bei di li hai de ai ma | |
| zhe wo shou de liao ma? xing la, ming er zai shuo ba! | |
| gan dao le di san tian zao chao, he shen na zao zao jiu zai chao fang deng zhe | |
| mei tian du shi liu yong xian dao, jin tian mei you, he shen xian dao le | |
| zen me? pa ta zai shang dian zai zou yi ben qu! deng zhe ta. deng zhe deng zhe liu yong lai le | |
| he shen guo lai yi dian tou er: | |
| " liu zhong tang, zao a?" | |
| " a, bu, jin er nin zao." | |
| " o, wo xiang gen nin tan dian er shi qing." | |
| " a shen me shi? qing shuo ba." | |
| " wo ke bing bu shi shuo wo shi zheng du tong, nin shi fu du tong, kan bu qi nin, bu shi zhe ge yi si. wo shi shuo, ru guo shuo nin gei ba qi bing ding tao shang, nin ke yi gen wo shang liang shang liang, yan jiu yan jiu. wo men lia ren er yi kuai er shang dian tao shang qu. zhe yang ne, wo jiu sheng de ai ma la. wo rang ba qi bing ding ma wo yi dun, shuo wo bu guan shi nin zhe er ne, zuo hao ren er. zai shuo hui lai le, wo he shen ye bu shi bu guan ba qi bing ding a, wo dao shi hou hai yao tao shang. shen me shi hou tao shang? mei nian dao" dong zhi" jiao tian zhe yi tian, huang shang qu ji tian tan, dao na ge shi hou, huang shang tou yi ge chuan diao gua. ran hou, wen wu bai guan di er tian ye gen zhe huan diao gua. na tian tian zui leng, | |
| ji tian tan, ji tian tan shi ge shen me yi shi ne? | |
| zai na ge feng jian she hui, jiu shi zhe ge yi nian na suo sha de zhei xie ge ren, fan zui de zhei xie ge ren ming zi, zen me zen me hui shi qing, dao tian tan na li shao qu. | |
| dao le na er yu huang jiu zhi dao le. jiu na me hui shi qing. | |
| ji tian tan, dong zhi jiao tian na tian zui leng. huang shang huan diao gua, di er tian, wen wu bai guan cai gan chuan diao pi, diao gua, leng le. | |
| shuo wo dao na tian de shi hou, zui leng, cong tian tan hui lai, wo gei ba qi bing ding tao shang. | |
| tian ye leng le, huang shang ni ye chuan nuan huo le, ba qi bing ding zen me ban ne? dao na shi hou wo cai tao shang ne, wo shi bu guan ma? ni gan ma zhe me mai hao xin shan ne? ? zai shuo hui lai le, wo dao le dong zhi jiao tian na tian tao shang, wo dou shi duo tao. ni shuo, xian zai li dong zhi hai you yi ge lai yue, dao na shi wo hai tao bu tao le? , shuo ya!" | |
| yao ge bie ren, rang zhe pian hua jiu gei wen zhu le. | |
| liu yong ya, ta bu rao xian hua, yi ju xian hua bu chi. | |
| " ai ai, he zhong tang, deng hui deng hui, shen me hua ya zhe shi, wo ye mei shuo nin bu guan na! , nin gang cai shuo zen me zhao, dao dong zhi jiao tian shi hou, ni zai tao?" | |
| " shi ya, wo dao na tian wo dou duo tao. ni zhe cai tao le si ge yue de, zhe zen me suan!" | |
| " he, cai tao le si ge yue de, na wo zhe ge tao shao la?" | |
| " dang ran bu duo ya!" | |
| " na, na na bu yao jin, ni tao, yao dao dong zhi na tian, ni gei tao duo shao?" | |
| " wo ya? na wo wo wo wo tao, wo dou gei ba qi bing ding tao ban nian de en shang." | |
| qi shi a, he shen jiao chui da hua. mei tao guo ban nian, mei zhe gui ju. | |
| dong zhi jiao tian, tao yi ge shuang xiang, ba qi bing ding, jiu yi nian jiu zhe me yi hui | |
| lia yue de shang. zhe yi jing si ge yue de le, jiu bi na duo le | |
| ta ne, gu yi na zhe da hua pai liu yong," wo dou tao ban nian de." | |
| " na bu yao jin, heng, wo gen nin shuo, kan jian mei you, zuo tian wo gei ba qi bing ding tao lia yue de shang, bu suan. qian tian na lia yue, bai rao, hai bu suan. chu qu zhe si ge yue zhi wai, jin tian wo shang dian, wo zai gei ba qi bing ding tao ban nian de shang, xing ma?" | |
| he shen yi ting a?! hai hai, xin shuo, liu luo guo r, ni ke yao dao mei ya. | |
| wo zhe shi yin ni na. ni tao ban nian de shang, ni zhe si ge yue bu ding zen me, zen me xiang zhu yi ba huang shang rao dao li tou la. | |
| mei mei mei gei guo na me duo de shang ma, zai qu tao qu | |
| heng, dao na er da ni ge duo shi, jiu gou qiao de | |
| zhe me ban, wo na hua jiang ta yi xia. | |
| " liu zhong tang, hao! wo zan cheng ni. zhe me zhao, zuo tian lia yue qian tian lia yue bu suan, jin tian ru guo ni yao shi shang jin dian, zai yao shi gei ba qi bing ding tao xia ban nian de shang lai, wo he shen ne, ban nian zuo guan bu yao feng, wo suan gei huang shang jia kang chang huo, guang chi fan, bu yao feng lu, wo na ge feng lu xia lai, yao lai, yi kuai er shang gei ba qi, nin kan zen me yang?" | |
| liu yong yi ting: | |
| " xing a. ke yi ya!" | |
| " na me nin yao tao bu xia lai ne?" | |
| " tao bu xia lai? tao bu xia lai, wo liu yong ban nian bu yao feng lu, wo zhe ge qian shang gei ba qi bing ding, zen me yang?" | |
| " hei, na ke yi. ji ran da du, zan jiu ji zhang de le." | |
| ji zhang da du, | |
| " ai! lai lai, ke zhe me zhao, wo tao ban nian, he zhong tang nin ban nian bu yao feng lu na bi ru shuo, wo yao gei ba qi bing ding tao yi nian de shang, nin zen me yang ne?" | |
| he, he shen yi ting ni zhe bu zhao dao mei me zhe bu shi, hai yi nian, ban nian ni ye tao bu xia lai! | |
| " tao yi nian de shang, wo he shen yi nian bu yao feng lu!" | |
| " tao bu liao yi nian de shang, wo liu yong yi nian bu yao feng lu!" | |
| " dui!" | |
| lia ren er da du ji zhang. gang ji wan zhang, zou shi chu zhe er zheng han: | |
| " sheng shang chuan zhi, you ben chu ban zao zou, wu ben juan lian chao san, qing jia huang gong!" | |
| " chen liu yong you ben." | |
| huang shang yi ting, ta you lai la! | |
| " xuan liu yong sui zhi jin dian." | |
| liu yong lai dao pin ji tai, wang zhe er yi gui: | |
| " chen, liu yong jian jia, can jian wu huang wan sui, wan shou wu jiang." | |
| qian long zhe ge qi ya! ,: | |
| " liu ai qing, jin jian zhen dang, you you he zou zhang? ni you shen me shi? " | |
| ta ya, bu xian su, ye bu xian pin.: | |
| " qi zou wo zhu wan sui, chen jin tian zou zai jie shi yi shang, kan jian ba qi bing ding shen ku, yi bu zhe ti" | |
| huang shang shuo: | |
| " xing le, xing le, xing le, beng wang xia shuo le. ni kan jian ba qi bing ding shen ku, yi bu zhe ti, shi bu chong ji, wo zhu wan sui, long yi tian cai. you you, you zhe tao ci er a? wo dou xue hui la, ni pin la!" | |
| xiang na ge, huang shang ying gai zen me shuo ne | |
| ni yi jing gei ba qi bing ding tao le si ge yue de shang la, zai tao wo ye bu zhun le, xia dian qu ba! | |
| ba ta hong xia qu na jiu wan le | |
| huang shang mei zhe me ban, gan ma? | |
| yao gen ta shuo hua, jiang jiang li. zhe jiu shi dao mei cui de! | |
| gen ta jiang li ni jiang de guo ta ma? jiang zhe jiang zhe jiu rao dao li tou! | |
| qian long yao gen ta jiang li: | |
| " xing le xing le, bie wang xia shuo le, liu yong, zhen dang bu shi bu gei ni mian zi, , ni xiang yi xiang, ni lian jin tian cai dang le san tian ba qi fu du tong, wo bu shuo zheng fu zhe ge wen ti. jiu shi ni zhe ge san tian de fu du tong, ni gei ba qi bing ding tao le duo shao shang la? ni zhi dao ma? ni qian tian lai le, ni gei ba qi bing ding tao le lia yue shang, zhen dang kan ni mian zi, shang lia yue de, wo gei lia yue shang ke shi zuo tian ni you lai le, hai zhe tao ci er, zhen dang you kan ni mian zi you gei lia yue de. ni zen me jin tian hai lai ya? wo zai gei lia yue shang. , zai yi zai er, mei you zai san de. , duo za wei zhi ne? qian tian ni lai le, wo gei lia yue shang, zuo tian ni lai, you gei lia yue shang, jin tian zai lai, huan gei lia yue shang, na wo jiu de gei ba qi bing ding ban nian de shang ma? a?!" | |
| " xie zhu long en!" | |
| gen zhe ta jiu ke tou. | |
| qian long yi qiao, zhe" en" xie de zen me zhe me kuai ya. | |
| " ni xie shen me en na?" | |
| " he, wan sui nin shuo shang gei ba qi bing ding ban nian yin zi." | |
| huang shang shuo: | |
| " wo duo za shuo de?" | |
| " a, nin gang shuo de!" | |
| " wo gang zen me shuo de?" | |
| " nin bu shi shuo ma, ni shuo qian tian lai shang lia yue de, zuo tian lai you shang lia yue de, jin tian zai gei lia yue de, jiu de gei ba qi bing ding ban nian de en shang nin bu shi shang ban nian de en shang ma?!" | |
| " hai!" qian long shuo:" wo zhe me yi bi fang, wo shuo qian tian gei lia yue, zuo tian gei lia yue, jin tian zai gei lia yue, jiu de gei ba qi bing ding ban nian de shang le. wo shi bi fang, shuo zhe wan er!" | |
| " wan sui, zhe ge jun wu xi yan, nin shuo hua bu neng bu suan, nin shuo hua ru guo yao bu suan, na ming er wo men shuo hua ye quan bu suan!" | |
| huang shang shuo:" suan le! suan le! suan le! na bu suan, bu suan, na fan le, wo shuo shi mo bu suan shen me hai xing ya." | |
| hai, suan ke shi suan la, ban nian yin zi mei la! | |
| huang shang shuo," hao, yi zhe ni, na me ban nian jiu ban nian ba." | |
| " xie zhu long en." | |
| qian long shuo," ni you xie shen me en na?" | |
| " xie wan sui shang gei ba qi bing ding yi nian de yin zi!" | |
| " wo duo za shuo shang yi nian de le?" | |
| " nin gang shuo de." | |
| " wo gang cai zen me shuo de?"" | |
| " nin gang shuo de, ni shuo, de le, ban nian jiu ban nian, ban nian zai jiu he shang ban nian, wan sui, lia ban nian shi duo shao a?" | |
| huang shang shuo:" lia ban nian shi yi nian na." | |
| " xie zhu long en!" | |
| ai, geng ci shi la ni zhe ge! | |
| " hei, hao, hao, yi nian jiu ni xia dian qu ba!" | |
| huang shang mei gan wang xia shuo, yi nian jiu yi nian, mei gan na me shuo | |
| zen me? na na jiu er nian la na jiu! | |
| na shui shou de liao ya? | |
| " ai, ai, xia dian qu ba." | |
| gei hong xia qu la! | |
| ke shi da zhe er qi, nin zuo mo zuo mo, zhe he shen shou de liao shou bu liao? | |
| yi nian bu yao yin zi, a, jiu gei huang shang jia gan huo, bu na qian, gen kang chang gong yi yang. tian tian chou mei bu zhan. | |
| he, zhe ge qi ya! xin shuo, liu yong, hai, ren wu hai hu xin, hu you shang ren yi | |
| zan lia zou zhe qiao, dao le suan, mei tian chu xin ji lv de xiang ban fa dui fu liu yong | |
| ai, ke qiao you zhe me yi tian, ta xiang chu ge ban fa lai | |
| ai, hai zheng shi ge cha kou. ta xiang de zhu yi ke du, ke sun! | |
| xin shuo, liu luo guo, wo yi nian yin zi mei na bu yao jin, hei, wo zhe zhu yi, ni jiu de na nao dai jian wo | |
| ba zhe zhu yi bie hao le. na tian zen me yong shang de? | |
| mei tian shang chao ne, dou shi liu yong na zao dao chao fang. | |
| liu yong zao dao chao fang, na me liu yong zhu de jin ma? | |
| bu jin, zai na r ya? dong si pai lou li shi hu tong | |
| jiao bai le jiao lv shi hu tong, li shi hu tong, dong si pai lou na er | |
| zai zhe ge di wei de shi hou, ri ben ren de shi hou, na shi hou, shi cang ku, jiu shi na da qiang li tou | |
| hou lai xian zai bu zhi dao gai shen me le, na jiu shi liu yong, hen da hen da yi da pian, ta zhu dao na er | |
| ta na, shun dong hua men jin huang cheng, dao chao fang na li | |
| ta na, ye zuo jiao zi. zhe ge he shen na, ye zuo jiao zi | |
| he shen na, ta men lia ren zhu de cha bu li de yuan | |
| ke you yi jie, mei tian na, dou shi liu yong xian dao | |
| shuo zen me zhao, yao lun qi liu yong zuo zhe jiao zi, po ji le | |
| ta fu qin, lao zhong tang liu tong xun zuo le yi bei zi zhong tang, jiu na po jiao zi, huan dao ta na er, hai shi na jiao zi. | |
| na er huai le, cou he cou he. na er huai le, shi duo shi duo. | |
| you yi hui di diao la, zhe jiao di diao le ni hai you zhu yi ma? | |
| ta you zhu yi, zhao le ge po ba xian zhuo zi, si tiao tui er chao shang yi bang, you gei cou shang le, , you zhu yi. | |
| tai jiao zi de na ge ren na, zui xiao de na ge sui shu, qi shi er, jiao fu tou, ba shi yi. | |
| na tai de dong ma? | |
| tai bu dong. tai de dou da huang le, hai de tai. | |
| zen me hui shi ne? dang chu tai lao zhong tang, tai liu tong xun de, tai ta fu qin de. | |
| ta fu qin si de shi hou ne, jiu shuo le, shi jia li de zhei xie ren na, dou gen za jia you gong, na yi ge ye bu xu ci tui, ba ta men yang lao song zhong, ta shi jin zun fu ming. ke yi ya yang lao song zhong xing ya, ni bie rang ta tai le. | |
| qi shi duo sui, hai tai? tai de dong ma? | |
| bu xing, neng cou he jiu cou he. | |
| ni qing jia, ni qing jia, ta bu zhun na. qing yi hui bu zhun, qing liang hui bu zhun. | |
| jiao fu tou er shi zai mei ban fa le, dai zhe si ge jiao fu shang qu le, gei liu yong qing an: | |
| " qing zhong tang an" | |
| " qing ye an" | |
| " qing zhong tang an" | |
| " qing ye an" | |
| ta na ting ke qi: | |
| " zuo xia, zuo xia, shen me shi ya?" | |
| jiao fu tou er shuo la ba shi yi na ge: | |
| " gen zhong tang hui, ai, xiao xiao zi r zai nin jia qian bu gan shuo sui shu da. ke shi, wo hai xiao na. wo ba shi er le! wo zhe lao xiong di, dou qi shi er le, qi shi yi de. zhe zhe, zhe ge wo men yao tui shi zai shi bu li suo la. tai jiao zi shi kong pa zou bu li suo ya, shuai ge gen tou, shuai zhe wo men dao mei shen me guan xi, yao shi ba zhong tang ke zhe peng zhe, nin shi jin zhi yu ye, wo men ke dan zui bu qi ya!" | |
| " a, ji ran zhe me shuo le. a qu ba qu ba, deng yi hui r, wo xia tiao er." | |
| " xia tiao er?" | |
| kai ge tiao zi. o, da huo yi ting, xing la. | |
| zhe xia tiao, shi rang wo men zou le. | |
| xing, gao xing. dao zhe ge jiao fang li tou yi zuo, jiao fu tou er shuo: | |
| " zen me yang? ni men shuo ya, ni men bu hui shuo. kan wo zhe me yi shuo, ta ye pa ke zhe peng zhe, ma shang jiu xia tiao er. deng zhe ba." | |
| yi hui er gong fu, liu yong you liang ge di xia ren, zhang cheng liu an, na zhe ge tiao lai le: | |
| " ai jiao fu tou ting zhen, zhong tang you yu" | |
| he, zhe ge wu ge dou gao xing le, gan jin zhan qi lai, shi zhun jia la, hui jia dui hui jia | |
| zhan qi lou, yi ting zhe ge zhang cheng yi shuo ya, jiao fu tou bi zi dou qi wai le | |
| " ting zhe a, jiao fu tou ting zhe, zhong tang you yu: zhong tang shuo ni men nian lao mu hua, a, yao tui bu jian, xian zai zhong tang en shi ge wai, fa wai shi ren, tai jiao zhi shi, mei ren zhun xu zhu guai gun er yi gen!" | |
| zhe jiao shen me zhu yi ya zhe jiao! a? tai jiao zi de shi hou yi ren zhu gen guai gun zi, zhe duo han chen na zhe ge! | |
| ai, ta gen di xia ren ye jing chu huai zhu yi, ye jing bie huai. | |
| mei mei mei zhu yi tai jiao zi zhe me da sui shu ta zen me zao dao chao fang ne? | |
| zao dao chao fang you yuan yin na | |
| ta bi fang shuo ba, wu geng tian shang chao zou wan shi hui lai jiu hui jia chi fan chi wan fan shu fang kan shu kan shu kan zhe kan zhe chi wan fan chi wan wan fan wai tou gang zhang shang deng zhe jiu xi lian shu kou xi wan lian sou wan kou wai tou gang da ding geng, | |
| " shun jiao." | |
| " shun jiao? shun jiao gan ma?" | |
| " shang chao." | |
| " shang shang chao?" | |
| zhang cheng liu an ye na men er ya, lia di xia ren: | |
| " zhong tang, ni ni, wai tou na shi yue liang, zhe gang da ding geng. ni zhe me zao shang chao, wu geng shang chao." | |
| " fei hua! ni bu zhi dao ta men sui shu da le, zou dao er man ma? zan men zhe jiao' ben niao xian fei", man man liu ta zhe." | |
| " ai, shi!" | |
| na me zao jiu da jia li liu ta chu lai le, duo za dao dong hua men na he, huang cheng hai mei kai ne. | |
| " , jiao zi da chu." | |
| jiao zi da chu, zuo dao na ge jiao zi li tou | |
| na nian yue, mei ma lu, shi yong lu. yong lu xiu de ting gao, jiao zi yi da chu, ta zuo dao jiao zi li tou chong zui er. | |
| na me da zhong tang, man jie da ye pan er | |
| jiao fu tou ne, tai jiao zi de ren ne, yong lu gou, ye ren yi jiao | |
| huang cheng yi kai, tou yi cheng jiao zi, xian jin qu | |
| mei yi tian ta de xian dao chao fang. tian tian xian dao | |
| ke zhe tian na, wan le. wei shi me? jia li nao zai, lai le ji ge lao xiang | |
| zhe me yi shuo hua, wan le, wan le | |
| zheng shi he shen bie hao le huai zhu yi. zhe tian lai de zui wan | |
| man chao wen wu quan lai le, dou zai chao fang ne | |
| lai de wan de | |
| he shen zao lai le. zhi dao san wei qin wang dou lai le | |
| san wei qin wang shi shui ya? | |
| qian long de qin xiong di, qi wang ye ba wang ye jiu wang ye, zhe san wei wang ye dou lai le, liu yong hai mei lai na. | |
| zhe ge jiu wang ye ne, jiu wang ye shi ge da pang zi, pang ji le. you duo pang a? gen nin zhe me shuo ba, xia tian zou dao er, lia shou mo bu zhao du qi yan er! jiu zhe me pang. | |
| xing ru lie huo, pi qi zui bao, zuo zai yi zi shang jiu wen: | |
| " ai, zhe ge, zan men ban er shang ren lai qi le ma?" | |
| he shen shuo: | |
| " hui wang ye, hai bu qi." | |
| " shui mei lai ne?" | |
| " liu yong." | |
| " luo guo zen me hai mei lai ya?" | |
| " gen ye hui, luo guo r lai bu liao." | |
| " zen me?" | |
| " luo guo r, ta zhe ge xin shang zhen tou ne." | |
| zhe hua de yi si ya, shi shuo liu yong bu neng gou guan li guo jia da shi | |
| nin kan, yao shang chao le, ta hai zai jia shui da jue ne | |
| na yi si shi, ta bu neng guan zhe guo jia da shi | |
| xin shang zhen tou ne, zhe shi ju qiao pi hua er | |
| ke shi, qiao jin r, zheng zhe shi hou, liu yong zheng lai la | |
| liu yong dao le chao fang men kou er, gang yao xian lian zi, zheng ting jian jiu wang ye shuo: | |
| " zen me, luo guo r zen me hai mei lai ya?" | |
| he shen na er shuo: | |
| " luo guo r lai bu liao zhe me zao" | |
| liu yong bie kan zhe me da de zhong tang, you ge mao bing, shen me ya? | |
| zhuan men hao ting zei hua er bei di li yi jiang jiu ta, ai, xin shuo, hao wa, zhe wang ye jiao wo luo guo r mei guan xi, ni he shen ye gan jiao luo guo r? | |
| , ting ting zen me hui shi, wang hou tui yi bu, zhan tai jie di xia lai, jiu ting:" luo guo r lai bu liao zhe me zao, ta xin shang zhen tou ne." | |
| liu yong ting zhe, , zai ting ting, li tou bu shuo shi mo le | |
| liu yong man man zhu hou tui le ji bu, xian wang qian zou, jiao bu zhong yi dian er deng deng deng deng | |
| dao zhe yi shang tai jie er, heng yi ke sou, yi liao lian | |
| he shen ne ting de chu lai ta ke sou you lai le, xin shuo, dei kui wan lai yi bu, zao lai zao lai ting jian bu he shi | |
| qi shi, zhe jiu ting jian le, zao lai ting jian bu he shi | |
| ta ne jiu jue zhe lian shang hai sao, pa ta ting jian shi de, zen me yang ne, zhuan guo lian qu, kan qiang shang na zhang san shan tu, kan zhe zhang hua. | |
| ta zhe kan hua ne, liu yong jin lai le | |
| jin lai le xian gei wang ye qing an: | |
| " gei qi wang ye qing an." | |
| " gei ba wang ye qing an." | |
| " gei jiu wang ye qing an." | |
| zou guo lai yi bo la he shen: | |
| " a, gei he zhong tang ye zhao bu yi ge an!" | |
| he shen xin shuo: hei! dao wo zhe er zen me zhe me bie niu a, shen me jiao zhao bu yi ge an na? | |
| xiang zhe yang, ni jiu beng li ta la, ta yao shuo: | |
| " ha, liu zhong tang, jin er ge lai wan la?" | |
| mei hua zhao hua, jin er ge lai wan la? | |
| liu yong gong gong jing jing: " ke bu shi ma? xin shang zhen tou lai zhe." | |
| o, dou ting le qu la! | |
| hei, qiao wo zhe bie niu jin r de a?! nao le ban tian ta quan ting jian le | |
| ting jian ye mei fa zi, ren wu hai hu xin hu you shang ren yi, wo jiu zhe ge ban fa yao ni de nao dai | |
| xian gei ni zhao dun ma zai shuo, rang chao fang li wen wu bai guan ma ni yi dun, gei wo he shen jie jie hen | |
| liu zhong tang, ju wo shuo nin jin tian lai wan le nin bu shi xin shang zhen tou | |
| a, na wo you shen me shi a | |
| hei, nin, you shi, yi ding shi nin nin zai jia li tou xie zhe zi pian er lai zhe ba | |
| a, da gai shi jin tian you bie zhe can ren ne dui bu dui | |
| nin zuo zhe guan, zuo dou yu shi, chi feng san qian sui, tai hou yu er gan dian xia, jian guan da yi ji, nin zhe ge zuo dou yu shi ne, zhe ge yu shi, jiu zhi zhe can ren chi fan, bu shi can wen jiu shi can wu. nin da gai jin tian lai wan le, jia li xie zhe zi pian er nin shi you xiang can wen ne? hai shi you xiang can wu a? nin kan kan wo men chao fang li tou, shi wen guan tan le zang la, hai shi zhei xie wu jiang shou le hui la, nin bie zhe can shui ne? | |
| zhe jiao gei ta zhao ma. chao fang li de wen wu bai guan, dou de ma liu yong. a, liu luo guo r ai can ren. bu ran de hua, ren jia gan ma shuo zhe hua? gei ta zhao ma | |
| liu yong ming bai a you gei wo zhao ma? zhe zhe ma, wo hai bu neng shou xia | |
| jiu gen chi cai shi de, ta bu chi, you gei bo hui qu la! zen me bo de? zhu yi hao | |
| " ai ya, de le, de le, he zhong tang, wo yao can wen can wu, wen guan tan le zang le, wu jiang shou le hui le you ni xiang xiang zhe yi ge duo yue wo mei can ren dui bu dui?" | |
| ai, zheng shi qiao jin r, zui jin yi ge duo yue ta mei can ren mei can ren zen me hui shi er ne? zhang cheng liu an gao su ta de | |
| zan men ye men er zhe guan, de le wai bian r ba ren dou shang tou le, wai bian r ren yuan er a dou zou jin le | |
| yin wei zhe yang mei can ren yi ge lai yue, ai jin er ta yong shang le | |
| " nin xiang xiang, ai da jia ye xiang xiang, wo liu yong zhe yi ge duo yue mei can ren le, you zhe me hui shi er mei you?" | |
| xiang na zhe yang, ni he shen ye jiu bie wang xia wen le, hai wang xia wen: | |
| " a, bu cuo, zui jin nin dao shi yi ge duo yue mei can ren la, wei shi me?" | |
| " wei shi me? zhe you shen me ke wei de ne? wo ba zhe cha er wang le" | |
| " wang le, wang le jiu bu can la." | |
| " ai, ke shi jin tian bu xing le, jin tian ni he zhong tang ti xing le wo la, ni zhe me yi ti xing, wo xiang qi lai le, na jin tian wo jiu de can lia jie jie men er la! wo ye bu guan shi wen de wu de, wen guan tan zang, wu jiang shou hui, da jia ge zi liu shen, he zhong tang ti xing, wo ke zhi bu ding can ni men shui!" | |
| da huo yi ting, he! zhe ge que de de he shen na, ni kan, ren jia wang le, ni ti ta xing er gan ma ya?! | |
| zhe shi hou, da huo heng mei nu mu kan zhe he shen | |
| he shen yi qiao: you! zhe dun ma hai rang zi ji zhao shang la! ai, wo ye bu neng shou zhe ge ma ya. | |
| " liu zhong tang, nin qian wan ke bie zhe me shuo, nin zhe me yi shuo, rang da huo ma wo. nin shuo zhun le, nin dao di er can shui?" | |
| " dao di er can shui ya? na jiu can ni ba" | |
| " a? dai shui gen shui lai ya! nin can wo? wo yi ge xiao xiao guan zhi, wei mo qian cheng, bu zhi nin yi can ba?" | |
| " bu zhi? hao, na me ni chu zhu yi, ni shuo shui zhi? wo can shui!" | |
| " wo chu zhu yi dao ke yi, kong pa nin nin bu gan can ba?!" | |
| " fei hua? ni shuo na yi ge wo bu gan can? ni shuo qin wang jun wang, bei zi bei le, man chao wen wu, tou pin da yuan, quan suan shang, zhi yao ni ti ge ming r, wo jiu gan can!" | |
| " a, liu zhong tang, wo shuo chu lai ni yao bu gan can, zen me ban ne?" | |
| " bu gan can? bu gan can, gei ni ke tou, bai ni wei lao shi." | |
| he shen yi ting, xing la, hei jin er ni jiu dao mei le, hao, bai wo wei lao shi | |
| " a, na hao, wo shuo zhe ge, nin yao gan can, wo bai nin wei lao shi!" | |
| " na me zan men da du, lai, ji zhang" | |
| " lai, ji zhang!" | |
| lia ren zhe me yi rang, jiu wang ye xing ru lie huo, pi qi zui bao, jiu wang ye zhan qi lai le, tuo zhe ge da du zi: | |
| " he shen liu yong, ni men lia rang shen me ya? zen me le, da sheng xuan hua, li zhe bao zuo zhe me jin, yao jing le jia, shi ni dan na? hai shi wo dan na? hu tu! zen me zhe me bu zun pin ne?" | |
| wang ye gan ma ne, wang ye zhe shi ma ren ne, jiu zhe me ma ren, hu tu, bu zun pin | |
| yin wei ta shi wang ye ma, huang shang de xiong di, ma ren zui zhong, hu tu, bu zun pin, jiu xing le | |
| wang ye bu neng hu ma, hu ma na er xing, liu yong he shen rang rng shen me ya, zen me hui shi ya, ? zen me zhe me que de ya, dao le mei le ma zhe bu shi, shou zhe jin luan bao dian zhe me jin, ni men zhe chao yang zi, na na bu shi wang ye, wang ye bu neng shuo zhe ge hua, hu tu zen me zhe me bu zun pin a | |
| " gen wang ye hui, nin mei ting jian ma? wo gang jin men er, ta jiu zhao wo de cha er, gang wo lai wan le shi zai jia xie zhe zi can ren na. hai fei wen wo can wen can wu? wo shuo shui dou neng can. xian zai ne , ta yao shuo chu ge ren lai, wen wo gan bu gan can? wo shuo le: yao bu gan can, jiu bai ta wei shi yao gan can, ta bai wo wei shi. jiu wei zhe ge shi er wo men lia rang rng zhe da du, nin mei ting jian ma." | |
| liu yong gan ma gei wang ye jie shi de zhe me qing chu a? ta zhi dao he shen li hai, hen! zhen gen ta da le du, ta shuo chu ge ren lai wo jiu de can. | |
| hui tou ta shuo:" jiu wang ye, ni can ba!" huang shang de qin xiong di, ni shuo wo zen me ban na, qi hu nan xia ya! | |
| pa zhe ge na me gen wang ye shuo ming bai le, rang wang ye ting ming bai zhe ge, wei de shi rang jiu wang ye pai jie pai jie, quan yi quan | |
| ke zhe ge shi qing, yao ge zai qi wang ye ba wang ye shen shang, zhun de gei quan jie kai le | |
| jiu wang ye bu xing a, xing ru lie huo, pi qi zui bao, ni pi qi bao mei guan xi, hai te bie ai kan qiang huo de, hao qiao ge da jia de | |
| ta yi ting zhe ge ta le le: | |
| " ha ha ha ha ai ya, wo dang shen me shi ne, zhe me rang, ni men lia da du a. lai ba, wo gei ni men zuo bao!" | |
| yo, wang ye zhe shi shen me ren xing a zhe shi? ni hai zuo bao?! | |
| " wang ye, wo men lia da du, nin yi ge ren zuo bao, nin shi bao wo a, hai shi bao he shen ne?" | |
| zhe bu shi zhi gei ta tai jie er ma? xiang na ni shuo:" wo yi ge ren bao bu liao lia, bie dao luan le, shang chao ba!" bu jiu wan le ma. ta zhe ren, si xin yan er: | |
| " bao ni bao he shen? zhe bu san wang ye na ma, qi ge ba ge, ni men lia bao he shen, wo bao ta, lai ba" | |
| liu yong yi xiang, zhe, zhe, zhe mei bie de zhu yi le, da jiu da ba! zhe du da de ci shi, liang wei zhong tang da du, sa qin wang zuo bao, hai mei fa er shuo liao bu suan. | |
| " ha, lai ba!" | |
| " ji zhang!" | |
| pa! zhe me yi ji zhang. | |
| " ni shuo ba, shui? wo bu gan can?" | |
| he shen na, zhe shi hou lai le ge" nian huai sun": | |
| " hei hei hei liu zhong tang, nin zai xiang yi xiang, bie kan cai ji le zhang le, nin xian zai yao bu suan, ke hai xing." | |
| " fei hua! jun zi yi yan, kuai ma yi bian, shuo le jiu de suan. ni shuo shui wo yao bu gan can, jiu ke tou bai ni wei shi! shuo ba" | |
| " hei hei wo shuo de zhe ren nin bu gan can a, ye mei duo da lai li, ye bu shi bie ren, jiu shi xian zai yi jing tai he dian sheng le bao zuo di dang jin wan sui, qian long huang shang. hei hei, gan can ma?" | |
| hei, zhe wan yi er duo yin sun a | |
| yao shuo liu yong you xue wen, you neng nai, bu hai pa. zhe duan dan kou xiang sheng wo bu gan zhe me shuo | |
| you shuo de, liu yong yi dian ye bu hai pa you neng nai you xue wen, neng nai ye you xue wen ye you, bu hai pa bu ke neng, na zen me bu hai pa | |
| can huang shang shi shen me zui ming a? nin zuo mo zhe ge, shuang shou peng chao zhu, di tou kan er niu, yi kan huang shang" yang mian shi jun, you yi ci wang sha jia", zhe jiu huo bu liao la! | |
| shang dian qu can huang shang, hao jia huo, shang dian bang jun, yi xiao fan shang, zhi fa fan fa, mie men jiu zu, pao fen jue mu, cuo gu yang hui, zu fen dou gei pao ge, mie men jiu zu, na neng bu hai pa ma? dang ran hai pa, hai pa shi hai pa | |
| ai, ta ne, xin li hai pa, lian shang mei lou chu lai ting wan ta zhe hua, gu zuo zhen jing, yi leng xiao: | |
| " hei hei hei hei, ai ya, he zhong tang, wo yi wei ni yao shuo shui ne, wo bu gan can, ni shuo de shi dang jin wan sui, huang shang a" | |
| " a, nin gan can ma?" | |
| " heng heng, ni zhe hua shuo wan la, tou ban ge yue wo jiu bie zhe can ta ne!" | |
| " a? wo zhe er hai shuo wan le na! o, tou ban ge yue nin jiu bie zhe can ta, na nin wei shi me bu can ne?" | |
| " wei shi me bu can, gang cai bu shi shuo le ma, wo ba zhe cha er bu shi wang le ma. jin er ge ni yi ti xing, ai, jiu shi jin tian, jin tian jiu can! yao shi ming tian can xia lai, wo dou bai ni wei shi." | |
| wen wu bai guan, jiao tou jie er, fen fen yi lun: | |
| " zhang nian xiong!" | |
| " li nian di!" | |
| " luo guo r yao dao mei le" | |
| " wei shi me?" | |
| " shang dian bang jun, yi xiao fan shang, zhi fa fan fa, mie men jiu zu, pao fen jue mu, cuo gu yang hui, zhe zhe bu yao le ming le ma?" | |
| " ai, ta neng na me sha ma, yao le ming ta ye bu gan can na, ding da ke ge tou, bai he shen wei shi, ye jiu wan le." | |
| " zen me bu gan can a, liang ge ren ke dou ji le zhang la." | |
| " ji le zhang ye bu gan can." | |
| jiao tou jie er, yi lun fen fen yi di gu | |
| liu yong zhe ge ren na, ta yi feng sa xie, yi kan da huo er zhe yang er, ta geng lai jin r la! | |
| " ai, zhu wei nian xiong nian di, da jia rang rng shen me ya, you shen me da bu liao de shi qing, bu jiu shi can huang shang ma? xiao shi yi duan! xin ma? jin tian da jia bie zou, kan ge re nao, kan jian mei you, xian zai wo jiu shang dian can huang shang, can wan huang shang bu suan, dao hou gong, can tai hou!" | |
| da huo er yi ting, zen me zhao geng lai jin r le? hai yao can tai hou? | |
| da huo er zhe me di gu. hao, you lai jin r la. | |
| " bie chao, bie chao, shi bu shi bu xiang xin na? hui tou ni men kan na. you ge chu shou de, zhi yao da jia bu zou, ni men suan qiao jian zhe re nao le. kan jian mei you, xian zai shang dian can | |
| huang shang, can wan huang shang dao hou gong can tai hou, ba tai hou can xia lai, da jia bie zou, ban ye zi shi, wo liu yong fen biao, can yu huang!" | |
| da huo er shuo:" ai, zhe luo guo r yao feng a zhe shi?!" | |
| zhe ge shuo:" ni bie ting ta de, yu huang, yu huang ta gan can. yu huang zen me can ne? fen biao can yu huang, nong yi zhang huang biao zhi, shang mian xie xie shang ma yu huang de hua, xie wan le, ba zhi yi shao, zhe jiu suan can yu huang le. heng bu neng shao wan le ye bu neng dang shi jiu lan zui lan shou ba? can huang shang ta bu xing. zhe wan yi er xian da bu she ya zhe! dang shi jiu jian xiao a mie men jiu zu, cuo gu yang hui, lian zu fen dou gei pao lou, na ta na er gan na?!" | |
| da huo er hai shi fen fen yi lun, liu yong ye bu li zhe cha er le. ai, zheng zhe shi hou, tai jian, zou shi chu zhe er han: | |
| " sheng shang chuan zhi, you ben chu ban zao zou, wu ben juan lian chao san, qing jia hai gong!" | |
| " chen, liu yong you ben!" | |
| da huo er yi ting:" ai, zhen qu ya?!" | |
| huo, zhen de a, huang shang yi ting," liu yong you ben" huang shang ye sheng qi | |
| hei! zhe ge liu san ben er a, tou yi ben he zhe mei bie ren de fen er, you shi ta de, xin shuo, jin er ge, can wen can wu tao shang, yi ge dou bu zhun, gei ta lai ge mei mian zi, yao bu ran, zheng tian jing gen ta dao luan le. | |
| " xuan liu yong sui zhi jin dian!" | |
| liu yong lai dao pin ji tai qian, wang na er yi gui: | |
| " chen, liu yong jian jia, can jian wu huang wan sui, wan shou wu jiang." | |
| qian long wang xia wen dao:" liu yong, jin jian zhen dang you you he zou zhang? |
| chū sān shí sān èr shí sān | |
| liǎng kǒu zi chī fàn bǎ mén guān | |
| cāng yíng diāo zǒu yí gè fàn mǐ lì ér | |
| lǎo tóu zi yī nù zhuī dào sì chuān | |
| lǎo pó jiā lǐ tou suàn le yī guà | |
| shāng cái rě qì péi pán chán | |
| shuí ràng tā zhuī de? | |
| ǎn, zhè zhí dàng de ǒu zhè gè qì ma? | |
| jīn tiān nà wǒ shuō zhè duàn dān kǒu xiàng sheng | |
| zhè duàn nà jiào guān chǎng dòu | |
| āi zhè gè shì qíng bú shì xiàn zài de shì qíng | |
| shén me shí hòu? | |
| qīng dài, zhè gè qīng dài shuō shuí nà | |
| shuō wǒ men nà gè dāng jiā zǐ | |
| jiù shì nà gè liú yōng | |
| a, zhè gè guò qù ya | |
| nà gè chàng xì ya | |
| qián lóng xià jiāng nán | |
| shuō de nà gè liú yōng ya | |
| liú luó guō ya | |
| shuō wǒ men nà gè dāng jiā zǐ | |
| shì nǐ dāng jiā zǐ ma? | |
| guò qù, guò qù nà dōu ài miàn zi, zěn me ài miàn zi ya? | |
| rén jiā yī shuō ya | |
| zhè gè rén yǒu míng yǒu xìng | |
| wǒ jiù wǎng shàng rèn | |
| , rén jiā yī shuō, xiǎng dāng chū máng dàng shān | |
| zhǎn shé qǐ yì hàn gāo zǔ liú bāng, nǐ rèn shi ma? | |
| ǎn, nà shi wǒ men dāng jiā zǐ | |
| guò qù jiù shì zhè yàng | |
| liú bèi, nà yě shì wǒ men dāng jiā zǐ | |
| yě shì dāng jiā zǐ | |
| qīng dài de liú yōng, zhè bú shì yǒu xué wèn ma | |
| zuò dà guān, nà shi wǒ men dāng jiā zǐ | |
| yǒu rén yào yī wèn | |
| nà fǎ mén sì de liú biāo, nà tóng xìng gè zōng, bù rèn shi | |
| wǒ jiù duǒ kāi tā le | |
| qí shí, zhè liú biāo ya | |
| zhēn, zhēn shì wǒ men běn jiā de, wǒ yě bù rèn tā le | |
| jiù zhè gè shì, zhè gè liú yōng, jiù shì qīng dài qián lóng nián jiān | |
| tā shì yí gè zhōng chén, hàn zhōng táng, wén huá diàn de dà xué shì, tā zhè guān kě dà | |
| chì fēng sān qiān suì, tài hòu yù ér gàn diàn xià, jiàn guān dà yī jí | |
| jiù zhè jiàn guān dà yī jí ya zěn me jiào jiàn guān dà yī jí ya | |
| béng guǎn duì fāng nà guān duō dà | |
| tā yào jiàn zhe, yě bǐ nà dà yī jí, jiàn guān dà yī jí | |
| zhè gè shén me yì sī? | |
| zhè gè shì tài hòu fēng de zhè gè | |
| tài hòu gàn ma fēng tā zhè gè | |
| yīn wèi tā fù qīn lǎo zhōng táng liú tǒng xūn yǒu sān ge ér zi | |
| wèi le guó jiā shì ya | |
| zhá le liǎ ér zi | |
| gē zhá dāo lǐ zhá le | |
| jiù shèng tā le | |
| tā nà, hái yào zhá tā | |
| tā dǎ zhè gè dà qīng mén zhè lǐ pǎo chū qù le | |
| pǎo dào gōng lǐ, pǎo dào kūn níng gōng, gěi tài hòu guì xià le | |
| tài hòu rèn tā gān ér, hòu lái fēng wèi jiàn guān dà yī jí | |
| jiù shì béng guǎn duì fāng guān duō dà, tā jiàn le dōu dà yī jí | |
| zài zhè gè qīng dài qián lóng nián jiān, | |
| qián lóng zuì chǒng ài de hái yǒu nà gè | |
| shuí ya? hé shēn, hé shì lóng | |
| zhè gè hé shēn nà, tā shì mǎn zhōu rén, shì gè mǎn zhōng táng | |
| liú yōng nà, shì yí gè hàn zhōng táng, dōu shì wén huá diàn dà xué shì | |
| zhè liǎng gè rén nà, zhè gè liú yōng ya, xué wèn hǎo, yǒu zhè gè zhēn zhèng de cái xué | |
| shuō zhè gè hé shēn nà, hé shēn méi yǒu nà me dà xué wèn | |
| nà tā zěn me zuò nà me dà de guān ne? | |
| āi, yīn wèi qián lóng ya chǒng ài tā | |
| yào píng tā de zī gé ya zuò bù liǎo nà me dà de guān | |
| nǐ yào bù xìn, nǐ kàn nà gè qīng shǐ | |
| shén me qīng gōng shí sān cháo ya, dōng huá lù yě hǎo | |
| áng zhè gè zhè gè qīng cháo yǎn yì | |
| nǐ kàn, zhèi xiē gè shū nǐ kàn kàn | |
| zài qián lóng nián jiān chāo hé shēn jiā de shí hòu | |
| nà gè chāo de hěn duō dōng xī, dōu shì dà nèi de dōng xī | |
| dà nèi de, huáng gōng de, shèn zhì bǐ gōng lǐ de dōng xī hái duō | |
| yě yǒu shuō tā tōu chū lái de | |
| fǎn zhèng dào nà shí hou, yīn wèi zhè gè qián lóng sǐ le yǐ hòu | |
| zhè cái chāo de tā, chāo chū lái hěn duō dōng xī, | |
| jiù jiù shuō tā tōu de, yě yǒu de shì qián lóng gěi de | |
| zuì zuì chǒng ài tā, tā méi nà me dà cái xué. | |
| zhè liǎng gè rén ne, liú yōng ne, zhēn zhèng nà me de xué wèn, | |
| hé shēn méi yǒu, tā yě zuò le nà me dà guān. | |
| liú yōng nà, jiù nà gè bù fú. bù fú zěn me yàng ne | |
| qián lóng ya, tā chǒng ài hé shēn. | |
| ó, tài hòu fēng zhè gè liú yōng jiàn guān dà yī jí, | |
| nà yī xià hé shēn zāo le, suī shuō liǎng gè rén dōu shì zhōng táng, | |
| zěn me bàn ne? āi, yǒu le, nǐ bú shì liú yōng ma? | |
| nǐ bú shì jiàn guān dà yī jí ma? āi, wǒ gěi nǐ zhǎo gè" pó pó" | |
| , ràng hé shēn guǎn zhe nǐ. yǒu yì tiān nà, liú yōng shàng diàn | |
| qián lóng ya, gāo xìng āi liú ài qīng, tóu liǎng tiān, tài hòu de wàn shòu | |
| nǐ dào nǎ lǐ shuō zuò shòu, a, sòng le hǎo duō gè shòu lǐ | |
| hái sòng le hǎo duō gè jí xiáng huà, nà me, tài hòu shí fēn jiàn xǐ | |
| mìng zhèn jiā fēng yú nǐ | |
| zhèn dāng jiā fēng yǔ nǐ, zěn nài nǐ guān zhì jí pǐn | |
| wú fǎ zài fēng. nǐ zhè guān dào jiā le, jiàn guān dà yī jí hái zěn me fēng | |
| xiàn zài tài hòu yì zhǐ, zhèn dāng yě bù gǎn wéi kàng | |
| xiàn zài zhèn zài fēng nǐ bā qí fù dū tǒng, shǎng dài shuāng yǎn huā líng | |
| bā qí fù dū tǒng, gàn má zhè me bàn ne | |
| liú yōng shì hàn guān, fēng nǐ gè bā qí fù dū tǒng, duō dà de róng yù | |
| kě shì ya, hé shēn nà, shì bā qí zhèng dū tǒng, nǐ bú shì jiàn guān dà yī jí ma | |
| zhè huí jiàn zhe tā, nǐ kě dà bù liǎo la | |
| tā shì zhèng de nǐ shì fù de jiù zhè me huí shì. | |
| liú yōng nà xiè zhǔ lóng ēn xià diàn le | |
| liú yōng huí dào jiā lǐ yī zuó mo bú shì zī wèi ér | |
| ā, wǒ shì jiàn guān dà yī jí, gěi wǒ zhǎo gè pó pó | |
| tā, bā qí zhèng dū tǒng, wǒ shì fù de | |
| yǒu shén me shì wǒ dé wèn tā qù, gěi tā dì shǒu běn | |
| nà fàn bù shàng, xiǎng gè zhǔ yì, xiǎng shén me zhǔ yì ne | |
| ràng zhè hé shēn nà, dé pà wǒ yī bèi zi | |
| āi, yè lǐ tou shuì jiào, tā bù shuì jiào, tǎng dǎo kàng shàng chá zhàng | |
| chá chá shén me zhàng ne bú shì zhēn zhèng de zhàng běn | |
| zhè liú yōng ya, yǒu gè wài hào, wài háo jiào shén me ne? jiào liú sān běn | |
| shén me jiào liú sān běn ya? tā dǔ zi lǐ tou yǒu sān běn huài zhàng | |
| jìng shì biē huài de huài zhǔ yì. nà tiáo nà tiáo nà tiáo nà tiáo | |
| liú sān běn, āi, tā tǎng dǎo nà lǐ yī chá nà liú sān běn | |
| chá lái chá qù, dì èr běn dì qī piān dì liù tàng yǒu zhè me yī tiáo huài zhǔ yì | |
| míng tiān wǒ jiù zhè me zhè me zhè me zhè me bàn | |
| hòu tiān wǒ zhè me zhè me zhè me bàn, dà hòu tiān wǒ zài lái zhè me yī huí | |
| dé, jiù ràng zhè hé shēn tā pà wǒ yī bèi zi | |
| tā zhēn néng biē huài zhǔ yì | |
| dào dì èr tiān zǎo cháo | |
| yǒu zhè gè zòu shì chù qǐ zòu, zòu shì chù de zhè gè tài jiàn | |
| qǐ zòu shí zěn me qǐ zòu ne? | |
| zòu shì chù, zhàn dào zhè ér yī hǎn | |
| shèng shàng chuán zhǐ, yǒu běn chū bān zǎo zòu, wú běn juàn lián cháo sàn, qǐng jià huáng gōng | |
| zhè gè qǐ zòu zhè gè dǎ zhè ér, nà gè dà chén, chén mǒu rén mǒu rén yǒu běn | |
| zhè ér shuō, xuān mǒu rén mǒu rén suí zhǐ jìn diàn. zhè cái jìn qù | |
| zài shàng diàn | |
| dì èr tiān zhè ér, zòu shì chù nà zhè me yī chuán zhǐ | |
| shèng shàng chuán zhǐ, yǒu běn chū bān zǎo zòu, wú běn juàn lián cháo sàn, qǐng jià hái gōng | |
| chén liú yōng yǒu běn | |
| yī shuō liú yōng yǒu běn, zòu shì chù zhè me yī tīng a, zòu shì chù yě hèn zhè liú yōng | |
| dōu zhī dào tā jiào liú sān běn a | |
| hái bù guāng shì tā dǔ zi lǐ yǒu sān běn huài zhàng | |
| yīn wèi tā de shì qíng duō, měi tiān shàng cháo yǒu shì ér méi shì ér qǐ mǎ tā dé zòu sān běn | |
| zhè tóu yī běn ya zhǔn shì tā de | |
| suǒ yǐ zòu shì chù yī tīng, dé, zhè liú sān běn lái le, zhè tóu yī běn jiù shì tā de | |
| huáng shàng yě zhī dào zhè tóu yī běn shì tā de, tóu yī běn méi bié rén, zhǔn shì liú yōng | |
| xuān liú yōng suí zhǐ jìn diàn | |
| liú yōng shàng cháo shí hòu zěn me zǒu a? yǒu guī lǜ. | |
| qīng dài zuò guān de de zhè yàng, | |
| shuāng shǒu pěng cháo zhū, dī tóu kàn èr niǔ. mài fāng bù, liàng xuē dǐ ér, yī bù sān yáo | |
| nà zěn me nǐ kàn zài qīng dài shí hòu, míng dài yě zhè gè zhì dù | |
| liù dà bù, bīng xíng gōng, lì hù lǐ | |
| lǐ, lǐ jiù shì lǐ bù | |
| wài shěng guān nà gè shén me shén me, sì pǐn huáng táng zhī fǔ, qī pǐn zhī xiàn | |
| zhè yào shì jìn jīng jiàn huáng shàng, méi nà gè shì | |
| chú le yǒu tè bié de zhào jiàn, ràng tā lái le, xiān dé dào lǐ bù lǐ tou yǎn lǐ | |
| yǎn lǐ jiù shì nǐ jiàn huáng shàng zěn me guì, sān guì jiǔ kòu, zěn me kē tóu, zěn me xíng lǐ | |
| yì diǎn ér dōu bù néng cuò | |
| cuò le, gēn huáng shàng shuō zhe huà, wèi shí me yào shuāng shǒu pěng cháo zhū, dī tóu kàn èr niǔ ne | |
| qīng dài rén chuān nà gè páo zǐ | |
| a, nà gè nà gè zhè bú shì tóu yí gè niǔ pàn ma? zhè jiào niǔ pàn, a, guò qù jiào niǔ ér | |
| dì èr gè niǔ pàn, dī tóu kàn èr niǔ, jiù shì nǐ gēn huáng shàng wèn dá, lǎo dé jì de zhè gè, shuāng shǒu pěng cháo zhū, dī tóu kàn èr niǔ | |
| nà nǐ yào bǎ zhè gè wàng le ne? wàng le jiù zāo le | |
| bù dī tóu kàn èr niǔ, huáng shàng yī gēn nǐ shuō huà, a! | |
| dé, zhè jiào shén me, yǎng miàn shì jūn, yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià | |
| zhè jiù kǎn le jiù zhè me dà zuì guò, yào zěn me tā zhuān zhì ne | |
| gēn huáng shàng shuō huà ne, dī tóu kàn èr niǔ jiù gào sù nǐ lǎo jì zhe zhè yī chá | |
| zěn me shuō huà, yě bù néng hé huáng shàng duì yǎn guāng, yě bù néng tōu zhe qiáo | |
| tōu zhe yī qiáo, yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià | |
| jiù zhè me lì hài. mài fāng bù, liàng xuē dǐ ér, yī bù sān yáo | |
| shì shàng cháo de shí hòu, a, zǒu lù dé mài fāng bù zǒu | |
| xuē dǐ dé liàng qǐ lái, gāo tái jiǎo, jiù zhè gè yàng zi | |
| nín lè, zhēn zhè yàng zǒu a | |
| yào bù zěn me qīng dài zuò dà guān de shēn shàng dōu méi yǒu shī zi ya | |
| yǒu yě quán dōu dǒu léng xià qù le, jǐn dǒu léng ya tā. jiù de zhè yàng zǒu | |
| zhè yī shuō, liú yōng yǒu běn. xuān liú yōng suí zhǐ jìn diàn. liú yōng suí zhǐ jìn diàn. pěng cháo zhū, duō suo zhe jiù lái le | |
| lái dào pǐn jí tái, wǎng zhè ér yī guì:" chén, liú yōng jiàn jià, cān jiàn wú huáng wàn suì, wàn shòu wú jiāng." | |
| qián lóng zuò shàng wèn dào:" liú ài qīng, jīn jiàn zhèn dāng yǒu hé zòu zhāng?" | |
| " qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, chén jīn tiān shàng cháo zhī shí, zǒu zài jiē shì yǐ shàng, kàn jiàn bā qí bīng dīng shén kǔ, yī bù zhē tǐ shí bù chōng jī, wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, lóng yì tiān cái." | |
| tā qiáo zhe bā qí bīng dīng shén kǔ | |
| shuō bā qí bīng ya kǔ, yī bù zhē tǐ, chuān de bù hǎo | |
| shí bù chōng jī, bù néng chī bǎo le | |
| wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, lóng yì tiān cái | |
| nín gěi xiǎng gè zhǔ yì, jiù jì jiù jì bā qí | |
| shì zhè me gè yì sī | |
| qián lóng yī tīng: ? xīn shuō: bú duì ya | |
| wǒ zuó tiān gāng fēng nǐ bā qí fù dū tǒng, wǒ shì wèi ràng hé shēn zhè bā qí zhèng dū tǒng guǎn zhe nǐ. | |
| zěn me zhāo? nǐ zhè ér gāng dāng le yì tiān fù dū tǒng, nǐ jiù lái mǎi chāi shì lái le | |
| jiù gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo shǎng, nǐ yòu bǐ hé shēn dà yī tóu le, nà nǐ chéng zhèng de le | |
| āi, jí biàn zhēn zhèng bā qí bīng dīng zhēn zhè yàng kǔ, nǐ yě de gēn zhè hé shēn shāng liáng shāng liáng, liǎ rén dào wǒ zhè lǐ tǎo shǎng | |
| zěn me nǐ zì jǐ lái le, duó quán! duō shì! | |
| hǎo, wǒ wèn nǐ:" liú ài qīng, tīng nǐ zhī yán, gǎn shì wèi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo shǎng ma?" | |
| zhǐ yào liú yōng shùn kǒu dā yìng:" zhèng shì" | |
| dé, dǎ nǐ gè" duō shì"" duó quán" | |
| duō shì duó quán zěn me yàng? jiàng jí fá fèng | |
| fá tā de fèng lù, shǎng gěi bā qí, shǎng bā qí bīng dīng | |
| yào shì bié rén de huà, jiù shùn kǒu dā yìng le: " zhèng shì" | |
| nà liú yōng tā, tā duō huài ya, tā liú sān běn tā jìng shì huài zhǔ yì | |
| tā yī tīng jiù míng bái le, , wǒ gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo shǎng | |
| wǒ luò gè duó quán duó shì, duō shì. bù là zhè gè xíng. | |
| " qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, chén bìng fēi gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo shǎng." | |
| " bìng bìng fēi, bù bú shì? bú shì nǐ shuō zhè huà gàn má ya?" | |
| " shí shì wèi wǒ zhǔ de jiāng shān shè jì, pà wàn suì de jiāng shān bù láo, shè jì bù wěn." | |
| qián lóng shuō:" hú shuō! wǒ dà qīng dìng dǐng yǐ lái, xiàn zài gè guó nián nián jìn gòng, suì suì chēng chén ? wǒ de bǎn tú yě bù zài zhè gè yuán cháo hū bì liè zhī xià, wǒ zhè gè bǎn tú yě zhè me dà, wǒ dà qīng zěn me jiāng shān bù láo, shè jì bù wěn nǎ, a?" | |
| wàn suì xiǎng qín:" bā qí bīng dīng yī bù zhē tǐ, shí bù chōng jī, jiù shì chī bù bǎo chuān bù nuǎn huo, nà me wài guó ne dào zhōng guó lái jìn gòng, yī kàn zhòng guó de bīng dīng zhè me yàng kǔ, zhè me yàng qióng āi, huí qù yī shuō, tā men huì shēng qīn lüè zhī xīn rén jiā jiù bù jìn gòng le, jiù bù chēng chén le zhè gè yàng zi, rú guǒ ràng bā qí bīng dīng, yī yào zhē tǐ, shí yào chōng jī měi tiān chī bǎo le, chuān nuǎn huo le, lūn dāo wǔ jiàn, yǐ zhuàng guó wēi, wài guó lái dào zhōng guó jìn gòng, bù gǎn yǎng shì zhōng guó, shí wèi nín de jiāng shān shè jì zhuó xiǎng a." | |
| hēi! qián lóng yī tīng, tā hái zhēn yǒu de shuō ya?! | |
| míng míng tā gěi tǎo shǎng, hái wèi wǒ hǎo, pà wǒ de jiāng shān bù láo, shè jì bù wěn | |
| yě duì ya, yī zuó mo, fǎn zhèng tā chū de zhǔ yì jiù de suàn | |
| nǐ huí tóu nǐ mó zěn bàn tiān, jiáo qíng bàn tiān, hái dé yī zhe tā nà zhǔ yì | |
| āi, tā lǎo yǒu huà shuō ya. méi shì ér wǒ jìng gēn tā dǎo luàn dé le, bié de guó shì jiù béng bàn le | |
| " hǎo hǎo, jì rán zhè yàng, kàn zài nǐ de miàn zi zhī shàng, shǎng gěi bā qí bīng dīng liǎ yuè ēn shǎng, xià diàn qù ba." | |
| " xiè zhǔ lóng ēn." | |
| " xià diàn qù ba." | |
| " xiè zhǔ lóng ēn." | |
| " nǐ zěn me bù zǒu a?" | |
| " wàn suì, jù wǒ kàn, hé shēn shì bā qí zhèng dū tǒng, wǒ shì bā qí fù dū tǒng, tǎo shǎng yīng gāi tā gěi tǎo ya? zài zhě shuō, bā qí bīng dīng yī bù zhē tǐ, shí bù chōng jī, zhèng dū tǒng bù néng bù zhī dào a. jì rán zhī dào, tā wèi shí me bù shàng diàn zòu běn ne? tā zhè bú shì yǒu yì guān bī bīng fǎn ma?" | |
| huáng shàng yī tīng, āi, duì ya! | |
| āi, hé shēn zhè dōng xī tài kě wù a | |
| a, nǐ shì zhèng dū tǒng nǐ wèi shí me bù gěi tǎo shǎng ne? | |
| , gàn ma ràng zhè gè liú yōng shàng diàn lái ne? | |
| " nǐ xià diàn qù ba" | |
| liú yōng xià diàn yǐ hòu, qián lóng jiù bǎ hé shēn xuān shàng diàn lái, bǎ tā dà dà dì xùn chì le yī dùn. | |
| hé shēn yě bù zhī dào shén me shì qíng, shén me shì ya, bù zhī dào. | |
| bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì, xià diàn le. | |
| liú yōng xià diàn yǐ hòu, gàn má ya? zuò jiào huí jiā shuì dà jué qù le | |
| tā bǎ shǎng tǎo xià lái, tā shuì jiào qù le | |
| tā kě shuì jiào le, nà hé shēn ne? yì tiān yī xiǔ méi shuì | |
| wèi shí me? hù bù lǐ tou lǐng yín zi, diǎn huā míng cè, fā fàng jūn shǎng, wán quán shì zhè bā qí zhèng dū tǒng de shì ér | |
| tā huí jiā shuì dà jué, zhè yì tiān yī xiǔ méi shuì! hái ràng huáng shàng shuō le yī dà dùn | |
| gǎn dào dì èr tiān, nǐ jiù bié lái zhè shǒu le. hāi, tā yòu lái zhè me yī shǒu. | |
| dào zhè gè zǎo cháo de shí hòu, yòu zài cháo fáng zhè ér děng zhe. | |
| tài jiàn zòu shì chù yī hǎn:" shèng shàng chuán zhǐ, yǒu běn chū bān zǎo zòu, wú běn juàn lián cháo sàn, qǐng jià huáng gōng | |
| " chén liú yōng yǒu běn." | |
| zòu shì chù yī tīng, yòu lái le | |
| yòu shì tóu yī běn huáng shàng yī tīng, yòu shì tā:" xuān liú yōng suí zhǐ jìn diàn." | |
| liú yōng lái dào pǐn jí tái wǎng zhè hé yī guì:" chén, liú yōng jiàn jià, cān jiàn wú huáng wàn suì, wàn shòu wú jiāng." | |
| " jīn jiàn zhèn dāng, yǒu hé zòu zhāng?" | |
| liú yōng zhēn lā dé xià liǎn lái. hái shì zuó ér nà yī tào: | |
| " qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, chén jīn tiān zǒu zài jiē shì yǐ shàng, kàn jiàn bā qí bīng dīng shén kǔ, yī bù zhē tǐ shí bù chōng jī, wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, lóng yì tiān cái." | |
| huáng shàng yī tīng, zěn me yòu zhè yī tào wa? nǐ zuó ér bú shì lái le yī huí le ma? hāi! | |
| wǒ zài gēn tā shuō, tā yòu gào sù wǒ le wèi nín de jiāng shān shè jì, kǒng pà jiāng shān bù láo, shè jì bù wěn. | |
| mó zěn bàn tiān hái dé yī zhe tā nà zhǔ yì. | |
| yòu yī xiǎng, bié gēn tā má fán le, tóu yī běn fǎn zhèng dōu shì tā de shì qíng. | |
| nǐ bù yī tā, bù dìng mó zěn duō zěn ne. | |
| zhè gè, zuó tiān tóu yī cì, jīn tiān dì èr cì, zài yī zài èr, tā bù néng zài sān. méi yǒu míng gè le | |
| duì " hǎo, hǎo, hǎo, zhèn kàn zài nǐ de miàn zi zhī shàng, zài shǎng bā qí bīng dīng liǎ yuè ēn shǎng, xià diàn qù ba!" | |
| " xiè zhǔ lóng ēn." | |
| tā yòu xià diàn huí jiā shuì jiào qù le | |
| nà hé shēn yì tiān yī xiǔ yòu méi shuì! fā fàng jūn xiǎng, hù bù lǐng yín zi | |
| zhè hé shēn shòu diǎn lèi méi guān xì ya, huáng shàng shēn chì le liǎng dùn hái bù suàn nà, tā zhè āi míng mà shòu bù liǎo la | |
| zěn me āi míng mà ya? diǎn huā míng cè lǐng yín zǐ shí hòu, bó shí hù gēn bó shí hù shuō xián huà: | |
| " qiáo zán men zhè tou er." | |
| " , nǎ gè tóu r a?" | |
| " hé shēn nǎ!" | |
| hé shēn zhèng zǒu tā men shēn hòu tou, tā liǎ yě méi kàn jiàn. | |
| " qiáo zán men zhè tou er." | |
| " , nǎ gè tóu r a?" | |
| " hé shēn nǎ!" | |
| hé shēn yī tīng, hē, bā qí zhèng dū tǒng, bèi dì lǐ gǎn yǒu rén jiào wǒ míng zì! a, wǎng hòu tuì le liǎng bù zhuǎn guò shēn qù, shēn zi yī bǎi, bù ràng rén kàn jiàn. | |
| " hé shēn zěn me la?" | |
| " zěn me la? zán men zhè tóu guǎn gàn shén me de? a? zhèng dū tǒng, kě xī! ràng tā dāng, zán men dào le méi la. | |
| , nǐ kàn rén jiā liú yōng liú zhōng táng duō hǎo, a, rén jiā gāng dāng le liǎng tiān fù dū tǒng, jiù gěi zán men tǎo xià sì gè yuè de yín zi lái, nǐ shuō, hé shēn zhè gè dōng xī duō kě hèn nǎ!" | |
| hé shēn yī tīng, hēi, qiáo wǒ zhè mà āi dé duō wō xīn nǎ! | |
| ō, nào le bàn tiān shì shì shì zhè me huí shì qíng ya. | |
| luó guō r de máo bìng. xīn shuō hǎo nǐ gè liú luó guō r. | |
| qí shí zhè liú yōng yě bú shì luó guō, tā jiù shì niàn shū niàn tǔn le, xiě zì yòng xīn guò dù, shuǐ shé yāo. | |
| niàn shū niàn tǔn le, bèi dì lǐ nǎ dōu jiào tā liú luó guō. | |
| hǎo nǐ gè liú luó guō ya, nǐ dāng fù dū tǒng yě bú yào jǐn, ràng wǒ shòu lěi, shòu lěi yě méi guān xì | |
| āi shuō, āi shuō hái bù suàn, bèi dì lǐ hái dé ái mà | |
| zhè wǒ shòu de liǎo ma? xíng la, míng ér zài shuō ba! | |
| gǎn dào le dì sān tiān zǎo cháo, hé shēn nà zǎo zǎo jiù zài cháo fáng děng zhe | |
| měi tiān dū shì liú yōng xiān dào, jīn tiān méi yǒu, hé shēn xiān dào le | |
| zěn me? pà tā zài shàng diàn zài zòu yī běn qù! děng zhe tā. děng zhe děng zhe liú yōng lái le | |
| hé shēn guò lái yì diǎn tou er: | |
| " liú zhōng táng, zǎo a?" | |
| " a, bù, jīn ér nín zǎo." | |
| " ó, wǒ xiǎng gēn nín tán diǎn ér shì qíng." | |
| " a shén me shì? qǐng shuō ba." | |
| " wǒ kě bìng bú shì shuō wǒ shì zhèng dū tǒng, nín shì fù dū tǒng, kàn bù qǐ nín, bú shì zhè gè yì sī. wǒ shì shuō, rú guǒ shuō nín gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo shǎng, nín kě yǐ gēn wǒ shāng liáng shāng liáng, yán jiū yán jiū. wǒ men liǎ rén ér yí kuài ér shàng diàn tǎo shǎng qù. zhè yàng ne, wǒ jiù shěng de ái mà la. wǒ ràng bā qí bīng dīng mà wǒ yī dùn, shuō wǒ bù guǎn shì nín zhè ér ne, zuò hǎo rén ér. zài shuō huí lái le, wǒ hé shēn yě bú shì bù guǎn bā qí bīng dīng a, wǒ dào shí hòu hái yào tǎo shǎng. shén me shí hòu tǎo shǎng? měi nián dào" dōng zhì" jiāo tiān zhè yì tiān, huáng shǎng qù jì tiān tán, dào nà gè shí hòu, huáng shàng tou yí gè chuān diāo guà. rán hòu, wén wǔ bǎi guān dì èr tiān yě gēn zhe huàn diāo guà. nà tiān tiān zuì lěng, | |
| jì tiān tán, jì tiān tán shì gè shén me yí shì ne? | |
| zài nà gè fēng jiàn shè huì, jiù shì zhè gè yī nián nà suǒ shā de zhèi xiē gè rén, fàn zuì de zhèi xiē gè rén míng zì, zěn me zěn me huí shì qíng, dào tiān tán nà lǐ shāo qù. | |
| dào le nà ér yù huáng jiù zhī dào le. jiù nà me huí shì qíng. | |
| jì tiān tán, dōng zhì jiāo tiān nà tiān zuì lěng. huáng shàng huàn diāo guà, dì èr tiān, wén wǔ bǎi guān cái gǎn chuān diāo pí, diāo guà, lěng le. | |
| shuō wǒ dào nà tiān de shí hòu, zuì lěng, cóng tiān tán huí lái, wǒ gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo shǎng. | |
| tiān yě lěng le, huáng shàng nǐ yě chuān nuǎn huo le, bā qí bīng dīng zěn me bàn ne? dào nà shí hou wǒ cái tǎo shǎng ne, wǒ shì bù guǎn ma? nǐ gàn ma zhè me mài hǎo xīn shàn ne? ? zài shuō huí lái le, wǒ dào le dōng zhì jiāo tiān nà tiān tǎo shǎng, wǒ dōu shì duō tǎo. nǐ shuō, xiàn zài lí dōng zhì hái yǒu yí gè lái yuè, dào nà shí wǒ hái tǎo bù tǎo le? , shuō ya!" | |
| yào gē bié rén, ràng zhè piàn huà jiù gěi wèn zhù le. | |
| liú yōng ya, tā bù ráo xián huà, yī jù xián huà bù chī. | |
| " āi āi, hé zhōng táng, děng huì děng huì, shén me huà ya zhè shì, wǒ yě méi shuō nín bù guǎn nǎ! , nín gāng cái shuō zěn me zhāo, dào dōng zhì jiāo tiān shí hòu, nǐ zài tǎo?" | |
| " shì ya, wǒ dào nà tiān wǒ dōu duō tǎo. nǐ zhè cái tǎo le sì gè yuè de, zhè zěn me suàn!" | |
| " hē, cái tǎo le sì gè yuè de, nà wǒ zhè gè tǎo shǎo la?" | |
| " dāng rán bù duō ya!" | |
| " nà, nà nà bú yào jǐn, nǐ tǎo, yào dào dōng zhì nà tiān, nǐ gěi tǎo duō shǎo?" | |
| " wǒ ya? nà wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ tǎo, wǒ dōu gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo bàn nián de ēn shǎng." | |
| qí shí a, hé shēn jiào chuī dà huà. méi tǎo guò bàn nián, méi zhè guī jǔ. | |
| dōng zhì jiāo tiān, tǎo yí gè shuāng xiǎng, bā qí bīng dīng, jiù yī nián jiù zhè me yī huí | |
| liǎ yuè de shǎng. zhè yǐ jīng sì gè yuè de le, jiù bǐ nà duō le | |
| tā ne, gù yì ná zhè dà huà pāi liú yōng," wǒ dōu tǎo bàn nián de." | |
| " nà bú yào jǐn, hēng, wǒ gēn nín shuō, kàn jiàn méi yǒu, zuó tiān wǒ gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo liǎ yuè de shǎng, bù suàn. qián tiān nà liǎ yuè, bái ráo, hái bù suàn. chú qù zhè sì gè yuè zhī wài, jīn tiān wǒ shàng diàn, wǒ zài gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo bàn nián de shǎng, xíng ma?" | |
| hé shēn yī tīng a?! hāi hāi, xīn shuō, liú luó guō r, nǐ kě yào dǎo méi ya. | |
| wǒ zhè shì yīn nǐ nǎ. nǐ tǎo bàn nián de shǎng, nǐ zhè sì gè yuè bù dìng zěn me, zěn me xiǎng zhǔ yì bǎ huáng shàng rào dào lǐ tou la. | |
| méi méi méi gěi guò nà me duō de shǎng ma, zài qù tǎo qù | |
| hēng, dào nǎ ér dǎ nǐ gè duō shì, jiù gòu qiáo dé | |
| zhè me bàn, wǒ ná huà jiāng tā yī xià. | |
| " liú zhōng táng, hǎo! wǒ zàn chéng nǐ. zhè me zhāo, zuó tiān liǎ yuè qián tiān liǎ yuè bù suàn, jīn tiān rú guǒ nǐ yào shì shàng jīn diàn, zài yào shì gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo xià bàn nián de shǎng lái, wǒ hé shēn ne, bàn nián zuò guān bú yào fèng, wǒ suàn gěi huáng shàng jiā káng cháng huó, guāng chī fàn, bú yào fèng lù, wǒ nà gè fèng lù xià lái, yào lái, yí kuài ér shǎng gěi bā qí, nín kàn zěn me yàng?" | |
| liú yōng yī tīng: | |
| " xíng a. kě yǐ ya!" | |
| " nà me nín yào tǎo bù xià lái ne?" | |
| " tǎo bù xià lái? tǎo bù xià lái, wǒ liú yōng bàn nián bú yào fèng lù, wǒ zhè gè qián shǎng gěi bā qí bīng dīng, zěn me yàng?" | |
| " hēi, nà kě yǐ. jì rán dǎ dǔ, zán jiù jī zhǎng dé le." | |
| jī zhǎng dǎ dǔ, | |
| " āi! lái lái, kě zhè me zhāo, wǒ tǎo bàn nián, hé zhōng táng nín bàn nián bú yào fèng lù nà bǐ rú shuō, wǒ yào gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo yī nián de shǎng, nín zěn me yàng ne?" | |
| hē, hé shēn yī tīng nǐ zhè bù zhǎo dǎo méi me zhè bú shì, hái yī nián, bàn nián nǐ yě tǎo bù xià lái! | |
| " tǎo yī nián de shǎng, wǒ hé shēn yī nián bú yào fèng lù!" | |
| " tǎo bù liǎo yī nián de shǎng, wǒ liú yōng yī nián bú yào fèng lù!" | |
| " duì!" | |
| liǎ rén ér dǎ dǔ jī zhǎng. gāng jī wán zhǎng, zòu shì chù zhè ér zhèng hǎn: | |
| " shèng shàng chuán zhǐ, yǒu běn chū bān zǎo zòu, wú běn juàn lián cháo sàn, qǐng jià huáng gōng!" | |
| " chén liú yōng yǒu běn." | |
| huáng shàng yī tīng, tā yòu lái la! | |
| " xuān liú yōng suí zhǐ jìn diàn." | |
| liú yōng lái dào pǐn jí tái, wǎng zhè ér yī guì: | |
| " chén, liú yōng jiàn jià, cān jiàn wú huáng wàn suì, wàn shòu wú jiāng." | |
| qián lóng zhè gè qì ya! ,: | |
| " liú ài qīng, jīn jiàn zhèn dāng, yòu yǒu hé zòu zhāng? nǐ yǒu shén me shì? " | |
| tā ya, bù xián sú, yě bù xián pín.: | |
| " qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, chén jīn tiān zǒu zài jiē shì yǐ shàng, kàn jiàn bā qí bīng dīng shén kǔ, yī bù zhē tǐ" | |
| huáng shàng shuō: | |
| " xíng le, xíng le, xíng le, béng wǎng xià shuō le. nǐ kàn jiàn bā qí bīng dīng shén kǔ, yī bù zhē tǐ, shí bù chōng jī, wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, lóng yì tiān cái. yòu yòu, yòu zhè tào cí ér a? wǒ dōu xué huì la, nǐ pín la!" | |
| xiàng nà gè, huáng shàng yīng gāi zěn me shuō ne | |
| nǐ yǐ jīng gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo le sì gè yuè de shǎng la, zài tǎo wǒ yě bù zhǔn le, xià diàn qù ba! | |
| bǎ tā hōng xià qù nà jiù wán le | |
| huáng shàng méi zhè me bàn, gàn ma? | |
| yào gēn tā shuō huà, jiǎng jiǎng lǐ. zhè jiù shì dǎo méi cuī de! | |
| gēn tā jiǎng lǐ nǐ jiǎng dé guò tā ma? jiǎng zhe jiǎng zhe jiù rào dào lǐ tou! | |
| qián lóng yào gēn tā jiǎng lǐ: | |
| " xíng le xíng le, bié wǎng xià shuō le, liú yōng, zhèn dāng bú shì bù gěi nǐ miàn zi, , nǐ xiǎng yī xiǎng, nǐ lián jīn tiān cái dāng le sān tiān bā qí fù dū tǒng, wǒ bù shuō zhèng fù zhè gè wèn tí. jiù shì nǐ zhè gè sān tiān de fù dū tǒng, nǐ gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo le duō shǎo shǎng la? nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ qián tiān lái le, nǐ gěi bā qí bīng dīng tǎo le liǎ yuè shǎng, zhèn dāng kàn nǐ miàn zi, shǎng liǎ yuè de, wǒ gěi liǎ yuè shǎng kě shì zuó tiān nǐ yòu lái le, hái zhè tào cí ér, zhèn dāng yòu kàn nǐ miàn zi yòu gěi liǎ yuè de. nǐ zěn me jīn tiān hái lái ya? wǒ zài gěi liǎ yuè shǎng. , zài yī zài èr, méi yǒu zài sān de. , duō zá wéi zhǐ ne? qián tiān nǐ lái le, wǒ gěi liǎ yuè shǎng, zuó tiān nǐ lái, yòu gěi liǎ yuè shǎng, jīn tiān zài lái, huán gěi liǎ yuè shǎng, nà wǒ jiù dé gěi bā qí bīng dīng bàn nián de shǎng ma? a?!" | |
| " xiè zhǔ lóng ēn!" | |
| gēn zhe tā jiù kē tóu. | |
| qián lóng yī qiáo, zhè" ēn" xiè dé zěn me zhè me kuài ya. | |
| " nǐ xiè shén me ēn nǎ?" | |
| " hē, wàn suì nín shuō shǎng gěi bā qí bīng dīng bàn nián yín zi." | |
| huáng shàng shuō: | |
| " wǒ duō zá shuō de?" | |
| " a, nín gāng shuō de!" | |
| " wǒ gāng zěn me shuō de?" | |
| " nín bú shì shuō ma, nǐ shuō qián tiān lái shǎng liǎ yuè de, zuó tiān lái yòu shǎng liǎ yuè de, jīn tiān zài gěi liǎ yuè de, jiù dé gěi bā qí bīng dīng bàn nián de ēn shǎng nín bú shì shǎng bàn nián de ēn shǎng ma?!" | |
| " hāi!" qián lóng shuō:" wǒ zhè me yī bǐ fāng, wǒ shuō qián tiān gěi liǎ yuè, zuó tiān gěi liǎ yuè, jīn tiān zài gěi liǎ yuè, jiù dé gěi bā qí bīng dīng bàn nián de shǎng le. wǒ shì bǐ fāng, shuō zhe wán ér!" | |
| " wàn suì, zhè gè jūn wú xì yán, nín shuō huà bù néng bù suàn, nín shuō huà rú guǒ yào bù suàn, nà míng ér wǒ men shuō huà yě quán bù suàn!" | |
| huáng shàng shuō:" suàn le! suàn le! suàn le! nà bù suàn, bù suàn, nà fǎn le, wǒ shuō shí mǒ bù suàn shén me hái xíng ya." | |
| hāi, suàn kě shì suàn la, bàn nián yín zi méi la! | |
| huáng shàng shuō," hǎo, yī zhe nǐ, nà me bàn nián jiù bàn nián ba." | |
| " xiè zhǔ lóng ēn." | |
| qián lóng shuō," nǐ yòu xiè shén me ēn nǎ?" | |
| " xiè wàn suì shǎng gěi bā qí bīng dīng yī nián de yín zi!" | |
| " wǒ duō zá shuō shǎng yī nián de le?" | |
| " nín gāng shuō de." | |
| " wǒ gāng cái zěn me shuō de?"" | |
| " nín gāng shuō de, nǐ shuō, dé le, bàn nián jiù bàn nián, bàn nián zài jiù hé shàng bàn nián, wàn suì, liǎ bàn nián shì duō shǎo a?" | |
| huáng shàng shuō:" liǎ bàn nián shì yī nián nǎ." | |
| " xiè zhǔ lóng ēn!" | |
| āi, gèng cí shí la nǐ zhè gè! | |
| " hēi, hǎo, hǎo, yī nián jiù nǐ xià diàn qù ba!" | |
| huáng shàng méi gǎn wǎng xià shuō, yī nián jiù yī nián, méi gǎn nà me shuō | |
| zěn me? nà nà jiù èr nián la nà jiù! | |
| nà shuí shòu de liǎo ya? | |
| " āi, āi, xià diàn qù ba." | |
| gěi hōng xià qù la! | |
| kě shì dǎ zhè ér qǐ, nín zuó mo zuó mo, zhè hé shēn shòu de liǎo shòu bù liǎo? | |
| yī nián bú yào yín zi, a, jiù gěi huáng shàng jiā gàn huó, bù ná qián, gēn káng cháng gōng yí yàng. tiān tiān chóu méi bù zhǎn. | |
| hē, zhè gè qì ya! xīn shuō, liú yōng, hài, rén wú hài hǔ xīn, hǔ yǒu shāng rén yì | |
| zán liǎ zǒu zhe qiáo, dào le suàn, měi tiān chǔ xīn jī lǜ de xiǎng bàn fǎ duì fù liú yōng | |
| āi, kě qiǎo yǒu zhè me yì tiān, tā xiǎng chū gè bàn fǎ lái | |
| āi, hái zhèng shì gè chá kǒu. tā xiǎng de zhǔ yì kě dú, kě sǔn! | |
| xīn shuō, liú luó guō, wǒ yī nián yín zi méi ná bú yào jǐn, hēi, wǒ zhè zhǔ yì, nǐ jiù dé ná nǎo dài jiàn wǒ | |
| bǎ zhè zhǔ yì biē hǎo le. nà tiān zěn me yòng shàng de? | |
| měi tiān shàng cháo ne, dōu shì liú yōng nà zǎo dào cháo fáng. | |
| liú yōng zǎo dào cháo fáng, nà me liú yōng zhù de jìn ma? | |
| bù jìn, zài na r ya? dōng sì pái lóu lǐ shì hú tòng | |
| jiào bái le jiào lǘ shì hú tòng, lǐ shì hú tòng, dōng sì pái lóu nà ér | |
| zài zhè gè dí wěi de shí hòu, rì běn rén de shí hòu, nà shí hou, shì cāng kù, jiù shì nà dà qiáng lǐ tou | |
| hòu lái xiàn zài bù zhī dào gǎi shén me le, nà jiù shì liú yōng, hěn dà hěn dà yī dà piàn, tā zhù dào nà ér | |
| tā nà, shùn dōng huá mén jìn huáng chéng, dào cháo fáng nà lǐ | |
| tā nà, yě zuò jiào zi. zhè gè hé shēn nà, yě zuò jiào zi | |
| hé shēn nà, tā men liǎ rén zhù de chà bù lí de yuǎn | |
| kě yǒu yī jié, měi tiān nà, dōu shì liú yōng xiān dào | |
| shuō zěn me zhāo, yào lùn qǐ liú yōng zuò zhè jiào zi, pò jí le | |
| tā fù qīn, lǎo zhōng táng liú tǒng xūn zuò le yī bèi zi zhōng táng, jiù nà pò jiào zi, huàn dào tā nà ér, hái shì nà jiào zi. | |
| nà ér huài le, còu hé còu hé. nà ér huài le, shí duō shí duō. | |
| yǒu yī huí dǐ diào la, zhè jiào dǐ diào le nǐ hái yǒu zhǔ yì ma? | |
| tā yǒu zhǔ yì, zhǎo le gè pò bā xiān zhuō zi, sì tiáo tuǐ ér cháo shàng yī bǎng, yòu gěi còu shàng le, , yǒu zhǔ yì. | |
| tái jiào zi de nà gè rén nǎ, zuì xiǎo de nà gè suì shù, qī shí èr, jiào fū tóu, bā shí yī. | |
| nà tái dé dòng ma? | |
| tái bù dòng. tái dé dōu dǎ huǎng le, hái dé tái. | |
| zěn me huí shì ne? dāng chū tái lǎo zhōng táng, tái liú tǒng xūn de, tái tā fù qīn de. | |
| tā fù qīn sǐ de shí hòu ne, jiù shuō le, shì jiā lǐ de zhèi xiē rén nǎ, dōu gēn zá jiā yǒu gōng, nǎ yī ge yě bù xǔ cí tuì, bǎ tā men yǎng lǎo sòng zhōng, tā shì jǐn zūn fù mìng. kě yǐ ya yǎng lǎo sòng zhōng xíng ya, nǐ bié ràng tā tái le. | |
| qī shí duō suì, hái tái? tái dé dòng ma? | |
| bù xíng, néng còu hé jiù còu hé. | |
| nǐ qǐng jià, nǐ qǐng jià, tā bù zhǔn nà. qǐng yī huí bù zhǔn, qǐng liǎng huí bù zhǔn. | |
| jiào fū tou er shí zài méi bàn fǎ le, dài zhe sì gè jiào fū shǎng qù le, gěi liú yōng qǐng ān: | |
| " qǐng zhōng táng ān" | |
| " qǐng yé ān" | |
| " qǐng zhōng táng ān" | |
| " qǐng yé ān" | |
| tā nà tǐng kè qì: | |
| " zuò xià, zuò xià, shén me shì ya?" | |
| jiào fū tou er shuō la bā shí yī nà gè: | |
| " gēn zhōng táng huí, āi, xiǎo xiǎo zǐ r zài nín jià qián bù gǎn shuō suì shù dà. kě shì, wǒ hái xiǎo nǎ. wǒ bā shí èr le! wǒ zhè lǎo xiōng dì, dōu qī shí èr le, qī shí yī de. zhè zhè, zhè gè wǒ men yāo tuǐ shí zài shì bù lì suǒ la. tái jiào zǐ shí kǒng pà zǒu bù lì suǒ ya, shuāi gè gēn tou, shuāi zhe wǒ men dào méi shén me guān xì, yào shì bǎ zhōng táng kē zhe pèng zhe, nín shì jīn zhī yù yè, wǒ men kě dān zuì bù qǐ ya!" | |
| " a, jì rán zhè me shuō le. a qù ba qù ba, děng yī huì r, wǒ xià tiáo ér." | |
| " xià tiáo ér?" | |
| kāi gè tiáo zi. ó, dà huǒ yī tīng, xíng la. | |
| zhè xià tiáo, shì ràng wǒ men zǒu le. | |
| xíng, gāo xìng. dào zhè gè jiào fáng lǐ tou yī zuò, jiào fū tou er shuō: | |
| " zěn me yàng? nǐ men shuō ya, nǐ men bú huì shuō. kàn wǒ zhè me yī shuō, tā yě pà kē zhe pèng zhe, mǎ shàng jiù xià tiáo ér. děng zhe ba." | |
| yī huì ér gōng fū, liú yōng yǒu liǎng gè dǐ xià rén, zhāng chéng liú ān, ná zhe gè tiáo lái le: | |
| " āi jiào fū tóu tīng zhēn, zhōng táng yǒu yù" | |
| hē, zhè gē wǔ gè dōu gāo xìng le, gǎn jǐn zhàn qǐ lái, shì zhǔn jiǎ la, huí jiā duì huí jiā | |
| zhàn qí lóu, yī tīng zhè gè zhāng chéng yī shuō ya, jiào fū tóu bí zǐ dōu qì wāi le | |
| " tīng zhe a, jiào fū tóu tīng zhe, zhōng táng yǒu yù: zhōng táng shuō nǐ men nián lǎo mù huā, a, yāo tuǐ bù jiàn, xiàn zài zhōng táng ēn shī gé wài, fǎ wài shī rén, tái jiào zhī shí, měi rén zhǔn xǔ zhǔ guǎi gùn ér yī gēn!" | |
| zhè jiào shén me zhǔ yì ya zhè jiào! a? tái jiào zi de shí hòu yī rén zhǔ gēn guǎi gùn zi, zhè duō hán chěn nǎ zhè gè! | |
| āi, tā gēn dǐ xià rén yě jìng chū huài zhǔ yì, yě jìng biē huài. | |
| méi méi méi zhǔ yì tái jiào zi zhè me dà suì shù tā zěn me zǎo dào cháo fáng ne? | |
| zǎo dào cháo fáng yǒu yuán yīn nǎ | |
| tā bǐ fāng shuō ba, wǔ gēng tiān shàng cháo zòu wán shì huí lái jiù huí jiā chī fàn chī wán fàn shū fáng kàn shū kàn shū kàn zhe kàn zhe chī wǎn fàn chī wán wǎn fàn wài tou gāng zhǎng shàng dēng zhè jiù xǐ liǎn shù kǒu xǐ wán liǎn sòu wán kǒu wài tou gāng dǎ dìng gēng, | |
| " shùn jiào." | |
| " shùn jiào? shùn jiào gàn ma?" | |
| " shàng cháo." | |
| " shàng shàng cháo?" | |
| zhāng chéng liú ān yě nà mèn ér ya, liǎ dǐ xià rén: | |
| " zhōng táng, nǐ nǐ, wài tou nà shi yuè liàng, zhè gāng dǎ dìng gēng. nǐ zhè me zǎo shàng cháo, wǔ gēng shàng cháo." | |
| " fèi huà! nǐ bù zhī dào tā men suì shù dà le, zǒu dào ér màn ma? zán men zhè jiào' bèn niǎo xiān fēi", màn màn liú tà zhe." | |
| " āi, shì!" | |
| nà me zǎo jiù dǎ jiā lǐ liú tà chū lái le, duō zá dào dōng huá mén nà hé, huáng chéng hái méi kāi ne. | |
| " , jiào zi dǎ chǔ." | |
| jiào zi dǎ chǔ, zuò dào nà gè jiào zi lǐ tou | |
| nà nián yuè, méi mǎ lù, shì yǒng lù. yǒng lù xiū dé tǐng gāo, jiào zi yī dǎ chǔ, tā zuò dào jiào zi lǐ tou chōng zuǐ ér. | |
| nà me dà zhōng táng, mǎn jiē dǎ yě pán ér | |
| jiào fū tóu ne, tái jiào zi de rén ne, yǒng lù gōu, yě rěn yī jiào | |
| huáng chéng yī kāi, tóu yī chéng jiào zi, xiān jìn qù | |
| měi yì tiān tā dé xiān dào cháo fáng. tiān tiān xiān dào | |
| kě zhè tiān na, wǎn le. wèi shí me? jiā lǐ nào zāi, lái le jǐ gè lǎo xiāng | |
| zhè me yī shuō huà, wǎn le, wǎn le | |
| zhèng shì hé shēn biē hǎo le huài zhǔ yì. zhè tiān lái de zuì wǎn | |
| mǎn cháo wén wǔ quán lái le, dōu zài cháo fáng ne | |
| lái de wǎn de | |
| hé shēn zǎo lái le. zhí dào sān wèi qīn wáng dōu lái le | |
| sān wèi qīn wáng shì shuí ya? | |
| qián lóng de qīn xiōng dì, qī wáng yé bā wáng yé jiǔ wáng yé, zhè sān wèi wáng yé dōu lái le, liú yōng hái méi lái nǎ. | |
| zhè gè jiǔ wáng yé ne, jiǔ wáng yé shì gè dà pàng zi, pàng jí le. yǒu duō pàng a? gēn nín zhè me shuō ba, xià tiān zǒu dào ér, liǎ shǒu mō bù zháo dù qí yǎn ér! jiù zhè me pàng. | |
| xìng rú liè huǒ, pí qì zuì bào, zuò zài yǐ zi shàng jiù wèn: | |
| " āi, zhè gè, zán men bān ér shàng rén lái qí le ma?" | |
| hé shēn shuō: | |
| " huí wáng yé, hái bù qí." | |
| " shuí méi lái ne?" | |
| " liú yōng." | |
| " luó guō zěn me hái méi lái ya?" | |
| " gēn yé huí, luó guō r lái bù liǎo." | |
| " zěn me?" | |
| " luó guō r, tā zhè gè xīn shǎng zhěn tou ne." | |
| zhè huà de yì sī ya, shì shuō liú yōng bù néng gòu guǎn lǐ guó jiā dà shì | |
| nín kàn, yào shàng cháo le, tā hái zài jiā shuì dà jué ne | |
| nà yì sī shì, tā bù néng guǎn zhè guó jiā dà shì | |
| xīn shǎng zhěn tou ne, zhè shì jù qiào pí huà ér | |
| kě shì, qiǎo jìn r, zhèng zhè shí hòu, liú yōng zhèng lái la | |
| liú yōng dào le cháo fáng mén kǒu ér, gāng yào xiān lián zi, zhèng tīng jiàn jiǔ wáng yé shuō: | |
| " zěn me, luó guō r zěn me hái méi lái ya?" | |
| hé shēn nà ér shuō: | |
| " luó guō r lái bù liǎo zhè me zǎo" | |
| liú yōng bié kàn zhè me dà de zhōng táng, yǒu gè máo bìng, shén me ya? | |
| zhuān mén hǎo tīng zéi huà ér bèi dì lǐ yī jiǎng jiū tā, āi, xīn shuō, hǎo wā, zhè wáng yé jiào wǒ luó guō r méi guān xì, nǐ hé shēn yě gǎn jiào luó guō r? | |
| , tīng tīng zěn me huí shì, wǎng hòu tuì yī bù, zhàn tái jiē dǐ xià lái, jiù tīng:" luó guō r lái bù liǎo zhè me zǎo, tā xīn shǎng zhěn tou ne." | |
| liú yōng tīng zhe, , zài tīng tīng, lǐ tou bù shuō shí mǒ le | |
| liú yōng màn màn zhù hòu tuì le jǐ bù, xiān wǎng qián zǒu, jiǎo bù zhòng yì diǎn ér dēng dēng dēng dēng | |
| dào zhè yī shàng tái jiē ér, hēng yī ké sòu, yī liāo lián | |
| hé shēn ne tīng dé chū lái tā ké sòu yōu lái le, xīn shuō, děi kuī wǎn lái yī bù, zǎo lái zǎo lái tīng jiàn bù hé shì | |
| qí shí, zhè jiù tīng jiàn le, zǎo lái tīng jiàn bù hé shì | |
| tā ne jiù jué zhe liǎn shàng hài sào, pà tā tīng jiàn shì de, zěn me yàng ne, zhuǎn guò liǎn qù, kàn qiáng shàng nà zhāng sān shān tú, kàn zhè zhāng huà. | |
| tā zhè kàn huà ne, liú yōng jìn lái le | |
| jìn lái le xiān gěi wáng yé qǐng ān: | |
| " gěi qī wáng yé qǐng ān." | |
| " gěi bā wáng yé qǐng ān." | |
| " gěi jiǔ wáng yé qǐng ān." | |
| zǒu guò lái yī bō lā hé shēn: | |
| " a, gěi hé zhōng táng yě zhǎo bǔ yí gè ān!" | |
| hé shēn xīn shuō: hēi! dào wǒ zhè ér zěn me zhè me biè niǔ a, shén me jiào zhǎo bǔ yí gè ān nǎ? | |
| xiàng zhè yàng, nǐ jiù béng lǐ tā la, tā yào shuō: | |
| " hā, liú zhōng táng, jīn ér gè lái wǎn la?" | |
| méi huà zhǎo huà, jīn ér gè lái wǎn la? | |
| liú yōng gōng gōng jìng jìng: " kě bú shì ma? xīn shǎng zhěn tou lái zhe." | |
| ō, dōu tīng le qù la! | |
| hēi, qiáo wǒ zhè biè niǔ jìn r de a?! nào le bàn tiān tā quán tīng jiàn le | |
| tīng jiàn yě méi fǎ zǐ, rén wú hài hǔ xīn hǔ yǒu shāng rén yì, wǒ jiù zhè gè bàn fǎ yào nǐ de nǎo dài | |
| xiān gěi nǐ zhǎo dùn mà zài shuō, ràng cháo fáng lǐ wén wǔ bǎi guān mà nǐ yī dùn, gěi wǒ hé shēn jiě jiě hèn | |
| liú zhōng táng, jù wǒ shuō nín jīn tiān lái wǎn le nín bú shì xīn shǎng zhěn tou | |
| a, nà wǒ yǒu shén me shì a | |
| hēi, nín, yǒu shì, yí dìng shì nín nín zài jiā lǐ tou xiě zhé zǐ piān er lái zhe ba | |
| a, dà gài shì jīn tiān yòu biē zhe cān rén ne duì bú duì | |
| nín zuò zhè guān, zuǒ dōu yù shǐ, chì fēng sān qiān suì, tài hòu yù ér gàn diàn xià, jiàn guān dà yī jí, nín zhè gè zuǒ dōu yù shǐ ne, zhè gè yù shǐ, jiù zhǐ zhe cān rén chī fàn, bú shì cān wén jiù shì cān wǔ. nín dà gài jīn tiān lái wǎn le, jiā lǐ xiě zhé zǐ piān er nín shì yòu xiǎng cān wén ne? hái shì yòu xiǎng cān wǔ a? nín kàn kàn wǒ men cháo fáng lǐ tou, shì wén guān tān le zàng la, hái shì zhèi xiē wǔ jiàng shòu le huì la, nín biē zhe cān shuí ne? | |
| zhè jiào gěi tā zhǎo mà. cháo fáng lǐ de wén wǔ bǎi guān, dōu dé mà liú yōng. a, liú luó guō r ài cān rén. bù rán de huà, rén jiā gàn ma shuō zhè huà? gěi tā zhǎo mà | |
| liú yōng míng bái a yōu gěi wǒ zhǎo mà? zhè zhè mà, wǒ hái bù néng shōu xià | |
| jiù gēn chī cài shì de, tā bù chī, yòu gěi bō huí qù la! zěn me bō de? zhǔ yì hǎo | |
| " āi yā, dé le, dé le, hé zhōng táng, wǒ yào cān wén cān wǔ, wén guān tān le zàng le, wǔ jiàng shòu le huì le yòu nǐ xiǎng xiǎng zhè yí gè duō yuè wǒ méi cān rén duì bú duì?" | |
| āi, zhèng shì qiǎo jìn r, zuì jìn yí gè duō yuè tā méi cān rén méi cān rén zěn me huí shì ér ne? zhāng chéng liú ān gào sù tā de | |
| zán men yé men ér zhè guān, dé le wài bian r bǎ rén dōu shāng tòu le, wài bian r rén yuán ér a dōu zǒu jǐn le | |
| yīn wèi zhè yàng méi cān rén yí gè lái yuè, āi jīn ér tā yòng shàng le | |
| " nín xiǎng xiǎng, āi dà jiā yě xiǎng xiǎng, wǒ liú yōng zhè yí gè duō yuè méi cān rén le, yǒu zhè me huí shì ér méi yǒu?" | |
| xiàng nà zhè yàng, nǐ hé shēn yě jiù bié wǎng xià wèn le, hái wǎng xià wèn: | |
| " a, bù cuò, zuì jìn nín dǎo shì yí gè duō yuè méi cān rén la, wèi shí me?" | |
| " wèi shí me? zhè yǒu shén me kě wèi de ne? wǒ bǎ zhè chá ér wàng le" | |
| " wàng le, wàng le jiù bù cān la." | |
| " āi, kě shì jīn tiān bù xíng le, jīn tiān nǐ hé zhōng táng tí xǐng le wǒ la, nǐ zhè me yī tí xǐng, wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, nà jīn tiān wǒ jiù dé cān liǎ jiě jiě mèn ér la! wǒ yě bù guǎn shì wén de wǔ de, wén guān tān zàng, wǔ jiàng shòu huì, dà jiā gè zì liú shén, hé zhōng táng tí xǐng, wǒ kě zhǐ bù dìng cān nǐ men shuí!" | |
| dà huǒ yī tīng, hē! zhè gè quē dé de hé shēn nǎ, nǐ kàn, rén jiā wàng le, nǐ tí tā xǐng ér gàn ma ya?! | |
| zhè shí hòu, dà huǒ héng méi nù mù kàn zhe hé shēn | |
| hé shēn yī qiáo: yōu! zhè dùn mà hái ràng zì jǐ zhǎo shàng la! āi, wǒ yě bù néng shòu zhè gè mà ya. | |
| " liú zhōng táng, nín qiān wàn kě bié zhè me shuō, nín zhè me yī shuō, ràng dà huǒ mà wǒ. nín shuō zhǔn le, nín dào dǐ ér cān shuí?" | |
| " dào dǐ ér cān shuí ya? nà jiù cān nǐ ba" | |
| " a? dǎi shuí gēn shuí lái ya! nín cān wǒ? wǒ yí gè xiǎo xiǎo guān zhí, wēi mò qián chéng, bù zhí nín yī cān ba?" | |
| " bù zhí? hǎo, nà me nǐ chū zhǔ yi, nǐ shuō shuí zhí? wǒ cān shuí!" | |
| " wǒ chū zhǔ yi dào kě yǐ, kǒng pà nín nín bù gǎn cān ba?!" | |
| " fèi huà? nǐ shuō nǎ yī ge wǒ bù gǎn cān? nǐ shuō qīn wáng jùn wáng, bèi zǐ bèi lè, mǎn cháo wén wǔ, tóu pǐn dà yuán, quán suàn shàng, zhǐ yào nǐ tí gè míng r, wǒ jiù gǎn cān!" | |
| " a, liú zhōng táng, wǒ shuō chū lái nǐ yào bù gǎn cān, zěn me bàn ne?" | |
| " bù gǎn cān? bù gǎn cān, gěi nǐ kē tóu, bài nǐ wèi lǎo shī." | |
| hé shēn yī tīng, xíng la, hēi jīn ér nǐ jiù dǎo méi le, hǎo, bài wǒ wèi lǎo shī | |
| " a, nà hǎo, wǒ shuō zhè gè, nín yào gǎn cān, wǒ bài nín wèi lǎo shī!" | |
| " nà me zán men dǎ dǔ, lái, jī zhǎng" | |
| " lái, jī zhǎng!" | |
| liǎ rén zhè me yī rǎng, jiǔ wáng yé xìng rú liè huǒ, pí qì zuì bào, jiǔ wáng yé zhàn qǐ lái le, tuō zhe gè dà dǔ zi: | |
| " hé shēn liú yōng, nǐ men liǎ rǎng shén me ya? zěn me le, dà shēng xuān huá, lí zhe bǎo zuò zhè me jìn, yào jīng le jià, shì nǐ dān nǎ? hái shì wǒ dān nǎ? hú tú! zěn me zhè me bù zūn pǐn ne?" | |
| wáng yé gàn ma ne, wáng yé zhè shì mà rén ne, jiù zhè me mà rén, hú tú, bù zūn pǐn | |
| yīn wèi tā shì wáng yé ma, huáng shàng de xiōng dì, mà rén zuì zhòng, hú tú, bù zūn pǐn, jiù xíng le | |
| wáng yé bù néng hú mà, hú mà nǎ ér xíng, liú yōng hé shēn rāng rng shén me ya, zěn me huí shì ya, ? zěn me zhè me quē dé ya, dào le méi le ma zhè bú shì, shǒu zhe jīn luán bǎo diàn zhè me jìn, nǐ men zhè chǎo yāng zi, nǎ nà bú shì wáng yé, wáng yé bù néng shuō zhè gè huà, hú tú zěn me zhè me bù zūn pǐn a | |
| " gēn wáng yé huí, nín méi tīng jiàn ma? wǒ gāng jìn mén ér, tā jiù zhǎo wǒ de chá ér, gāng wǒ lái wǎn le shì zài jiā xiě zhé zǐ cān rén nǎ. hái fēi wèn wǒ cān wén cān wǔ? wǒ shuō shuí dōu néng cān. xiàn zài ne , tā yào shuō chū gè rén lái, wèn wǒ gǎn bù gǎn cān? wǒ shuō le: yào bù gǎn cān, jiù bài tā wèi shī yào gǎn cān, tā bài wǒ wèi shī. jiù wèi zhè gè shì ér wǒ men liǎ rāng rng zhe dǎ dǔ, nín méi tīng jiàn ma." | |
| liú yōng gàn ma gěi wáng yé jiě shì de zhè me qīng chǔ a? tā zhī dào hé shēn lì hài, hěn! zhēn gēn tā dǎ le dǔ, tā shuō chū gè rén lái wǒ jiù dé cān. | |
| huí tóu tā shuō:" jiǔ wáng yé, nǐ cān ba!" huáng shàng de qīn xiōng dì, nǐ shuō wǒ zěn me bàn nǎ, qí hǔ nán xià ya! | |
| pà zhè gè nà me gēn wáng yé shuō míng bái le, ràng wáng yé tīng míng bái zhè gè, wèi de shì ràng jiǔ wáng yé pái jiě pái jiě, quàn yī quàn | |
| kě zhè gè shì qíng, yào gē zài qī wáng yé bā wáng yé shēn shàng, zhǔn dé gěi quàn jiě kāi le | |
| jiǔ wáng yé bù xíng a, xìng rú liè huǒ, pí qì zuì bào, nǐ pí qì bào méi guān xì, hái tè bié ài kàn qiāng huǒ de, hǎo qiáo gè dǎ jià de | |
| tā yī tīng zhè gè tā lè le: | |
| " hā hā hā hā āi yā, wǒ dāng shén me shì ne, zhè me rǎng, nǐ men liǎ dǎ dǔ a. lái ba, wǒ gěi nǐ men zuò bǎo!" | |
| yō, wáng yé zhè shì shén me rén xìng a zhè shì? nǐ hái zuò bǎo?! | |
| " wáng yé, wǒ men liǎ dǎ dǔ, nín yí ge rén zuò bǎo, nín shì bǎo wǒ a, hái shì bǎo hé shēn ne?" | |
| zhè bú shì zhí gěi tā tái jiē ér ma? xiàng nà nǐ shuō:" wǒ yí ge rén bǎo bù liǎo liǎ, bié dǎo luàn le, shàng cháo ba!" bù jiù wán le ma. tā zhè rén, sǐ xīn yǎn ér: | |
| " bǎo nǐ bǎo hé shēn? zhè bù sān wáng yé nǎ ma, qī gē bā gē, nǐ men liǎ bǎo hé shēn, wǒ bǎo tā, lái ba" | |
| liú yōng yī xiǎng, zhè, zhè, zhè méi bié de zhǔ yì le, dǎ jiù dǎ ba! zhè dǔ dǎ dé cí shí, liǎng wèi zhōng táng dǎ dǔ, sā qīn wáng zuò bǎo, hái méi fǎ ér shuō liǎo bù suàn. | |
| " hā, lái ba!" | |
| " jī zhǎng!" | |
| pā! zhè me yī jī zhǎng. | |
| " nǐ shuō ba, shuí? wǒ bù gǎn cān?" | |
| hé shēn nǎ, zhè shí hòu lái le gè" niān huài sǔn": | |
| " hēi hēi hēi liú zhōng táng, nín zài xiǎng yī xiǎng, bié kàn cái jī le zhǎng le, nín xiàn zài yào bù suàn, kě hái xíng." | |
| " fèi huà! jūn zǐ yī yán, kuài mǎ yī biān, shuō le jiù de suàn. nǐ shuō shuí wǒ yào bù gǎn cān, jiù kē tóu bài nǐ wèi shī! shuō ba" | |
| " hēi hēi wǒ shuō de zhè rén nín bù gǎn cān a, yě méi duō dà lái lì, yě bú shì bié rén, jiù shì xiàn zài yǐ jīng tài hé diàn shēng le bǎo zuò dí dàng jīn wàn suì, qián lóng huáng shàng. hēi hēi, gǎn cān ma?" | |
| hēi, zhè wán yì ér duō yīn sǔn a | |
| yào shuō liú yōng yǒu xué wèn, yǒu néng nài, bù hài pà. zhè duàn dān kǒu xiàng sheng wǒ bù gǎn zhè me shuō | |
| yǒu shuō de, liú yōng yì diǎn yě bù hài pà yǒu néng nài yǒu xué wèn, néng nài yě yǒu xué wèn yě yǒu, bù hài pà bù kě néng, nà zěn me bù hài pà | |
| cān huáng shàng shì shén me zuì míng a? nín zuó mo zhè gè, shuāng shǒu pěng cháo zhū, dī tóu kàn èr niǔ, yī kàn huáng shàng" yǎng miàn shì jūn, yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià", zhè jiù huó bù liǎo la! | |
| shàng diàn qù cān huáng shàng, hǎo jiā huo, shàng diàn bàng jūn, yǐ xiǎo fàn shàng, zhī fǎ fàn fǎ, miè mén jiǔ zú, páo fén jué mù, cuò gǔ yáng huī, zǔ fén dōu gěi páo gē, miè mén jiǔ zú, nà néng bù hài pà ma? dāng rán hài pà, hài pà shì hài pà | |
| āi, tā ne, xīn lǐ hài pà, liǎn shàng méi lòu chū lái tīng wán tā zhè huà, gù zuò zhèn jìng, yī lěng xiào: | |
| " hēi hēi hēi hēi, āi yā, hé zhōng táng, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ yào shuō shuí ne, wǒ bù gǎn cān, nǐ shuō de shì dāng jīn wàn suì, huáng shàng a" | |
| " a, nín gǎn cān ma?" | |
| " hēng hēng, nǐ zhè huà shuō wǎn la, tóu bàn gè yuè wǒ jiù biē zhe cān tā ne!" | |
| " a? wǒ zhè ér hái shuō wǎn le nǎ! ō, tóu bàn gè yuè nín jiù biē zhe cān tā, nà nín wèi shí me bù cān ne?" | |
| " wèi shí me bù cān, gāng cái bú shì shuō le ma, wǒ bǎ zhè chá ér bú shì wàng le ma. jīn ér gè nǐ yī tí xǐng, āi, jiù shì jīn tiān, jīn tiān jiù cān! yào shì míng tiān cān xià lái, wǒ dōu bài nǐ wèi shī." | |
| wén wǔ bǎi guān, jiāo tóu jiē ěr, fēn fēn yì lùn: | |
| " zhāng nián xiōng!" | |
| " lǐ nián dì!" | |
| " luó guō r yào dǎo méi le" | |
| " wèi shí me?" | |
| " shàng diàn bàng jūn, yǐ xiǎo fàn shàng, zhī fǎ fàn fǎ, miè mén jiǔ zú, páo fén jué mù, cuò gǔ yáng huī, zhè zhè bú yào le mìng le ma?" | |
| " āi, tā néng nà me shǎ ma, yào le mìng tā yě bù gǎn cān nǎ, dǐng dà kē gè tóu, bài hé shēn wèi shī, yě jiù wán le." | |
| " zěn me bù gǎn cān a, liǎng gè rén kě dōu jī le zhǎng la." | |
| " jī le zhǎng yě bù gǎn cān." | |
| jiāo tóu jiē ěr, yì lùn fēn fēn yī dí gū | |
| liú yōng zhè gè rén nǎ, tā yī fēng sā xié, yī kàn dà huǒ ér zhè yàng ér, tā gèng lái jìn r la! | |
| " āi, zhū wèi nián xiōng nián dì, dà jiā rāng rng shén me ya, yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de shì qíng, bù jiù shì cān huáng shàng ma? xiǎo shì yī duàn! xìn ma? jīn tiān dà jiā bié zǒu, kàn gè rè nào, kàn jiàn méi yǒu, xiàn zài wǒ jiù shàng diàn cān huáng shàng, cān wán huáng shàng bù suàn, dào hòu gōng, cān tài hòu!" | |
| dà huǒ ér yī tīng, zěn me zhāo gèng lái jìn r le? hái yào cān tài hòu? | |
| dà huǒ ér zhè me dí gū. hǎo, yòu lái jìn r la. | |
| " bié chǎo, bié chǎo, shì bú shì bù xiāng xìn nǎ? huí tóu nǐ men kàn nǎ. yǒu gè chū shǒu de, zhǐ yào dà jiā bù zǒu, nǐ men suàn qiáo jiàn zhè rè nào le. kàn jiàn méi yǒu, xiàn zài shàng diàn cān | |
| huáng shàng, cān wán huáng shàng dào hòu gōng cān tài hòu, bǎ tài hòu cān xià lái, dà jiā bié zǒu, bàn yè zǐ shí, wǒ liú yōng fén biǎo, cān yù huáng!" | |
| dà huǒ ér shuō:" āi, zhè luó guō r yào fēng a zhè shì?!" | |
| zhè gè shuō:" nǐ bié tīng tā de, yù huáng, yù huáng tā gǎn cān. yù huáng zěn me cān ne? fén biǎo cān yù huáng, nòng yī zhāng huáng biǎo zhǐ, shàng miàn xiě xiē shàng mà yù huáng de huà, xiě wán le, bǎ zhǐ yī shāo, zhè jiù suàn cān yù huáng le. héng bù néng shāo wán le yě bù néng dāng shí jiù làn zuǐ làn shǒu ba? cān huáng shàng tā bù xíng. zhè wán yì ér xiàn dǎ bù shē ya zhè! dāng shí jiù jiàn xiào a miè mén jiǔ zú, cuò gǔ yáng huī, lián zǔ fén dōu gěi páo lóu, nà tā nǎ ér gǎn nǎ?!" | |
| dà huǒ ér hái shì fēn fēn yì lùn, liú yōng yě bù lǐ zhè chá ér le. āi, zhèng zhè shí hòu, tài jiàn, zòu shì chù zhè ér hǎn: | |
| " shèng shàng chuán zhǐ, yǒu běn chū bān zǎo zòu, wú běn juàn lián cháo sàn, qǐng jià hái gōng!" | |
| " chén, liú yōng yǒu běn!" | |
| dà huǒ ér yī tīng:" āi, zhēn qù ya?!" | |
| huò, zhēn de a, huáng shàng yī tīng," liú yōng yǒu běn" huáng shàng yě shēng qì | |
| hēi! zhè gè liú sān běn ér a, tóu yī běn hé zhe méi bié rén de fèn ér, yòu shì tā de, xīn shuō, jīn ér gè, cān wén cān wǔ tǎo shǎng, yí gè dōu bù zhǔn, gěi tā lái gè méi miàn zi, yào bù rán, zhěng tiān jìng gēn tā dǎo luàn le. | |
| " xuān liú yōng suí zhǐ jìn diàn!" | |
| liú yōng lái dào pǐn jí tái qián, wǎng nà ér yī guì: | |
| " chén, liú yōng jiàn jià, cān jiàn wú huáng wàn suì, wàn shòu wú jiāng." | |
| qián lóng wǎng xià wèn dào:" liú yōng, jīn jiàn zhèn dāng yòu yǒu hé zòu zhāng? |
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