gou jue zui

狗撅嘴
gou jue zui Lyrics

Song 狗撅嘴
Artist 刘宝瑞
Album 刘宝瑞单口相声大全
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[00:00.25] 赵钱孙李 周吴郑王 冯陈楚卫
[00:02.92] 切糕蘸白糖
[00:06.63]
[00:08.54] 干嘛说这么四句啊
[00:10.40] 因为我们小时候啊
[00:11.79] 就念得这个书
[00:13.32]
[00:14.10] 不是上那个 现在这学校
[00:16.28] 就是念的是私塾
[00:18.50] 五经四书
[00:19.71] 那时候上学呀 那真难
[00:22.56] 怎么呢
[00:23.75] 那个老师不知道别的
[00:26.31] 私塾的的老师就是三个字
[00:28.66] 叫念 背 打
[00:31.25] 你上学来呀 就念
[00:34.06] 念会了呢 背
[00:35.87] 背不下来 打
[00:37.66] 就这么仨字儿
[00:39.82] 所以在那时候教育小孩
[00:42.35] 您就听听他这两句话
[00:44.47] 能把这小孩儿教育的好吗
[00:47.11] 他说什么啊
[00:48.50] 家有二斗粮 不当小孩王
[00:53.07] 您看这观点能够教育好小孩儿吗
[00:56.12] 他说家里要有二斗粮食吃啊
[00:58.28] 就不干这个 就不教书
[01:00.69] 过去旧社会 就这样
[01:03.31] 您看现在 现在那还用说
[01:05.70] 现在新社会的儿童多幸福啊 啊
[01:09.44] 小时候就是
[01:10.81] 幼儿园 幼儿班 托儿所
[01:14.48] 一直到学校
[01:15.85] 都过得集体生活
[01:17.85] 小孩儿那见人也有礼貌
[01:20.43] 啊 见面儿了就鞠躬
[01:22.15] 啊 阿姨好
[01:24.33] 叔叔好 老师好
[01:26.14] 啧 都有礼貌
[01:27.62] 见人敢说话
[01:29.34] 过去那小孩儿 像我们小时候
[01:31.71] 见人都不敢说话
[01:33.50] 也没这么干净啊
[01:35.40] 那时候也不知怎么着 小孩儿 在旧社会就那么脏
[01:39.42] 唉 你别看挺脏
[01:41.37] 脸上倒挺花哨
[01:43.37] 老画着个大糊涕儿
[01:45.71] 糊涕儿谁给画的 唉自己画的
[01:48.15] 自己怎么画的
[01:50.64] 他有 鼻涕他不懂得擤
[01:53.07] 鼻涕流过了河了 不擤
[01:55.44] 不擤怎么样啊 也不拿手
[01:57.99] 拿那棉袄袖子
[02:01.04] 这会儿一来 一个大翅膀
[02:03.75] 这边儿再流了 又一个大翅膀
[02:06.44] 唉 这糊涕儿就行了
[02:08.98] 你看那个 那棉袄啊是布的
[02:12.69] 青布棉袄
[02:14.81] 一冬穿过来 到第二年一看 变了缎子的了
[02:19.29] 怎么 鼻涕蹭的锃亮了
[02:22.12] 见人怎么样 见人藏藏躲躲 也不敢说话
[02:26.90] 碰见熟人了 老藏
[02:29.06] 他爸爸领着他 上街了 碰见熟人了
[02:32.01] 唉来来来
[02:33.96] 对方这
[02:34.75] 叫二大爷
[02:36.38] 给二大爷鞠躬
[02:37.48] 你说你的 他还是
[02:40.67] 瞧着这大爷
[02:42.56] 二大爷呢 当然要问他了
[02:45.50] 哈 这小子挺好啊
[02:46.99]
[02:48.31] 几岁啦
[02:49.78] 问几岁啦
[02:51.61] 所答非所问
[02:54.19] 先乐 咿 咿
[02:57.93] 唉人家这孩子
[02:58.99] 你几岁啦
[02:59.96] 咿 嘿
[03:01.55] 我爸爸给我买个兔爷
[03:03.34] 这挨得上嘛这个
[03:05.36] 谁问你这个话了
[03:07.22] 他爸爸给他买个兔爷
[03:10.37] 所以说啊 那时候那小孩儿啊 就是傻
[03:13.95] 连我小时候念书啊 就念得这个私塾
[03:17.52] 我念书的时候啊 那
[03:19.38] 也 也是笨一点儿 说真的
[03:22.80] 我念了一年多 我才把这百家姓念会了
[03:27.46] 一本儿百家姓念了一年半
[03:30.27] 唉这也太慢了
[03:31.54] 啊 就那么慢 你怎么交我怎么不会
[03:34.94] 笨吗 老师一教
[03:37.10] 过来 念
[03:38.52] 赵钱孙李
[03:40.21] 我就过去了
[03:41.19] 我说 诶 嗯
[03:42.97] 念赵钱孙李
[03:45.36] 老师一听纳闷了 嗯
[03:48.24] 什么叫念赵钱孙李啊
[03:50.54] 光念赵钱孙李
[03:52.31] 诶 光念赵钱孙李
[03:55.21] 唉 就念赵钱孙李
[03:57.84] 我唉 就念赵钱孙李<br>
[04:00.88] 老师说你怎么跟我学啊
[04:02.56] 我说废话 花钱不跟你学跟谁学啊
[04:05.73] 把老师给气了
[04:09.65] 一年半念了一本百家姓
[04:11.81] 您算算
[04:12.99] 唉 您别瞧我这么笨
[04:15.36] 可是我有一种
[04:17.08] 偏才
[04:19.31] 不 不是天才 您听明白了
[04:21.25] 偏才
[04:22.77] 怎么叫偏才呀 啊
[04:24.77] 我念会了一本百家姓 我就会对对子了
[04:29.02] 那不是新鲜嘛 要不怎么叫偏才呢
[04:31.72] 该着的事情吗
[04:33.59] 对着副对子还挺好
[04:36.15] 我们那老师姓罗 罗老师
[04:38.34] 就在 我那时候在东直门大街住
[04:40.74] 就东直门大街有个罗老师
[04:43.74] 我们那个学房对过儿就是一个酒铺 酒馆
[04:48.22] 老师爱喝酒 到冬天就喝酒
[04:51.47] 老师这天喝完酒啊 回来了
[04:55.79] 有所感触 什么事啊
[04:57.90] 这个酒馆啊 门口
[05:00.34] 有一个纸灯笼
[05:02.29] 酒幌子
[05:04.06] 这灯笼呢 四面都写着酒字
[05:07.63] 老师说 唉 我这儿有个对子上联儿
[05:10.49] 你们谁 谁能对这下联儿谁对啊
[05:13.32] 老师就说了
[05:14.99] 什么上联儿呢
[05:17.11] 一盏灯 四个字 酒酒酒酒
[05:21.66] 四面儿都是酒
[05:23.68] 结果一百多学生都没对上来
[05:26.04] 就我对上来了
[05:27.56] 要不怎么叫偏才呀
[05:29.86] 老师说怎么意思啊 对啊
[05:32.48] 一盏灯 四个字 酒酒酒酒<br>
[05:35.22] 我站起来了
[05:36.50] 我说老师我对 额
[05:38.66] 二更鼓 双面锣 劏劏劏劏
[05:43.79] 老师一听 呵 跑这儿打更来了
[05:46.36] 唉 这还不错
[05:48.77] 好 我这儿还一个上联儿
[05:51.59] 谁能对下联儿谁对啊
[05:57.23] 灯笼笼灯 白纸防风
[06:03.48] 这您听着没什么 这对子不好对
[06:06.10] 灯笼 打的那灯笼
[06:08.12] 笼灯 能够笼住灯
[06:10.77] 白纸 白纸糊的
[06:12.05] 防风 有这灯笼防备风进来
[06:15.13] 其实啊 后头这两位是药材
[06:18.62] 白芷是药材 防风也是药材 啧
[06:21.87] 灯笼笼灯 白纸防风 这么一个<br>
[06:26.40] 谁也对不上来了
[06:28.53] 当时又是我对上来了
[06:30.55] 偏才嘛
[06:32.27] 我对上可对上来了
[06:34.08] 老师很生气的样子
[06:36.10] 我也不知道怎么意思
[06:37.73] 老师啊
[06:39.05] 穿着那么一个 灰鼠的 冬天
[06:42.18] 灰鼠的反皮褂子
[06:44.02] 那叫 外套
[06:47.36] 外褂 外套
[06:48.90] 我拿那个对上来了
[06:50.59] 我说老师 我对上来了
[06:53.33] 您穿这外套 我拿这个对
[06:56.46] 老师说行啊 您对对我听听
[06:58.69] 我说您那上联儿怎么说的
[07:01.13] 灯笼笼灯 白纸防风<br>
[07:04.87] 我说我给您对
[07:07.16] 外套套外 陈皮龟盖
[07:16.13] 我对完了我看老师很不高兴的样子
[07:20.07] 其实我这学问不小啊是不是
[07:23.38] 老师不愿意了
[07:24.54] (敲桌声) 嗯
[07:25.86] 老师给说不出来什么
[07:27.86] 因为什么呢
[07:28.75] 他我这个也是两味药材
[07:32.71] 额啊 好
[07:34.59] 我这儿还一个上联儿 谁能对下联儿
[07:38.19] 鸡冠花
[07:40.28] 八月里头啊 那花跟鸡冠子似的 鸡冠花
[07:45.64] 谁能对
[07:46.56] 结果谁也没对上来 当时 又我对上来了
[07:49.78] 我站起来我就对
[07:51.01] 我说老师 我对
[07:53.08] 狗尾草
[07:55.24] 老师高兴啊
[07:56.28] 哎呀 这个对子太恰当啦
[07:59.26] 鸡 对狗 冠 冠是头
[08:02.47] 尾 尾是尾巴 花 对草
[08:04.96] 鸡冠花 狗尾草
[08:06.51] 嘿 这个下联儿对得妙啊
[08:09.66] 老师越念这下联儿越有意思
[08:13.74] 老师怎么样啊
[08:15.41] 不忍得把它忘咯
[08:17.16] 就跟其他同学的说
[08:19.55] 你看看你们 啊
[08:21.31] 都没对上下联儿来 嗯
[08:24.26] 就他对上来了
[08:25.84] 这个下联儿对的多好啊
[08:27.91] 你们虽然没对上来
[08:29.66] 这下联儿你们能记住不能啊 啊
[08:33.32] 记住 多咱我要说 鸡冠花
[08:36.25] 大家就异口同音 都说狗尾草
[08:39.93] 听见没有
[08:41.04] 谁要对不上来说不上来我就打
[08:43.99] 老师是爱啊 怕把这茬忘了
[08:47.67] 一天没准儿问几回
[08:49.92] 每天上学来 老师高兴就问这句
[08:53.54] 不管干着什么 老师这呵看着看着信
[08:56.49] 忽然间想起这个来了 把信搁下了
[08:59.30] 老师冲我们一喊
[09:00.74] 鸡冠花
[09:02.11] 我们这一百多学生站起来异口同音
[09:04.96] 狗尾草
[09:07.46] 就得这样
[09:09.38] 老师瞧着瞧着书啊 也去把书本撂下
[09:12.53] 鸡冠花 往这儿 狗尾草
[09:15.99] 一天都好几回
[09:17.78] 习以为常 一个多月
[09:21.66] 过了一个多月 这天 糟了
[09:25.00] 怎么糟了
[09:26.23] 来了个游学的先生
[09:29.25] 什么叫游学呀 在旧社会啊
[09:32.36] 文人没落 没落儿
[09:35.22] 没落儿怎么样呢
[09:36.36] 就要找这个教书的先生借俩钱儿
[09:39.98] 进门先不跟你借钱
[09:41.88] 先跟你盘盘道 盘盘学问
[09:44.56] 如果他说个典故啊 说个什么呀
[09:47.00] 把你问住 然后他借俩盘缠钱儿
[09:49.50] 这叫游学的
[09:51.06] 这游学的一来 老师一琢磨
[09:54.00] 不能让他先说话呀
[09:56.35] 他要把我问住
[09:58.21] 我给他钱我还得丢面子
[10:00.62] 老师一琢磨怎么办呢
[10:02.41] 想主意先问住他
[10:06.26] 就把这对子上联儿想起来了
[10:08.89] 哎呀 这位老兄
[10:11.88] 我这儿有个对子上联儿没有下联儿
[10:14.82] 请你给对个下联儿好吗
[10:17.58] 游学先生一听 哈 啊老师 什么上联儿
[10:21.59] 您说说我对对看
[10:23.73] 老师就说的 那仨字
[10:26.33]
[10:27.14] 鸡 冠 花
[10:29.81] 就这仨字 您别瞧不算什么
[10:33.02] 真把这游学的先生给难住了
[10:37.10] 想了半天
[10:38.75] 没对上来 汗珠子黄豆大小
[10:41.91] 老师一看这个 老师高兴了
[10:45.03] 嘿 哎呀 这个学问还张罗出来游学呐 啊
[10:49.38] 这个上联儿还不好对
[10:51.73] 甭说我对 当然 上联儿是我说的
[10:54.70] 下联儿要再我对 你说我做好了的
[10:57.91] 这个下联儿甭说我对
[11:00.25] 我这些个徒弟 这些学生
[11:02.37] 他们也能对啊
[11:04.96] 这游学先生一听呐
[11:06.66] 就要找个台阶儿走
[11:08.52] 哈 老师 那么让这个同学们对吧
[11:13.26] 老师说没什么
[11:16.09] 唉 你们大家听着啊
[11:17.78] 我这儿有个对子上联儿
[11:19.38] 谁能对下联儿谁对下联儿
[11:22.12] 老师挨着个儿的指点
[11:24.17] 那意思怎么
[11:25.02] 天天那门就跟功课似的一天问几回呀
[11:29.25] 老师说听着啊
[11:30.74] 鸡冠花
[11:31.96] 这一说鸡冠花 我们每天一百多学生站起来异口同音 狗尾草
[11:37.78] 老是这不就露脸了吗
[11:39.80] 这不是每天的功课一样吗
[11:43.93] 也不知怎么了 那天倒霉催的
[11:47.25] 你这天你不是用上了吗
[11:49.41] 好 一百多人全忘了
[11:53.40] 都忘了
[11:54.61] 别人忘还有其可说 这下联是我对的 连我也忘了
[12:00.04] 我忘了不过我比他们强
[12:02.60] 狗尾草仨字我还记住一个字
[12:05.48] 我站起来我就说一个字
[12:07.52] 老师这么一喊
[12:09.01] 鸡冠花
[12:10.27] 我说
[12:11.82]
[12:14.04] 老师一听 狗什么呀
[12:16.97] 鸡冠花
[12:18.08] 我说 狗
[12:20.52] 鸡冠花 狗
[12:22.70] 呵 把老师给急的
[12:25.21] 老师有心要提醒我嘛
[12:27.26] 又怕那位听见
[12:29.07] 这怎么办呐
[12:30.28] 老师一着急
[12:32.64]
[12:33.74] 往我身后头一看呐
[12:35.75] 靠墙那儿立着一捆草
[12:39.49] 老师一看这捆草 要提醒我
[12:42.60] 老师啊 就冲我身后头那捆草啊 这么一努嘴儿
[12:48.57] 让我回头瞧那捆草
[12:51.15] 这儿有狗 再有那个草
[12:53.62] 狗尾草 一个尾字儿我还想不起来吗
[12:57.30] 老师冲我这么一来 (做努嘴状)
[13:00.30] 一努嘴儿是让我回头看那捆草啊
[13:03.36] 可是我没回头
[13:05.59] 但是我这下联儿也对上来了
[13:08.26] 老师说 鸡冠花
[13:10.02] 我说 狗
[13:12.10] 啊 我说 狗 狗
[13:13.21] 狗撅嘴
[13:20.00] ......
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[00:13.32] a
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[01:17.85] xiao hai er na jian ren ye you li mao
[01:20.43] a jian mian r le jiu ju gong
[01:22.15] a a yi hao
[01:24.33] shu shu hao lao shi hao
[01:26.14] ze dou you li mao
[01:27.62] jian ren gan shuo hua
[01:29.34] guo qu na xiao hai er xiang wo men xiao shi hou
[01:31.71] jian ren dou bu gan shuo hua
[01:33.50] ye mei zhe me gan jing a
[01:35.40] na shi hou ye bu zhi zen me zhao xiao hai er zai jiu she hui jiu na me zang
[01:39.42] ai ni bie kan ting zang
[01:41.37] lian shang dao ting hua shao
[01:43.37] lao hua zhe ge da hu ti er
[01:45.71] hu ti er shui gei hua de ai zi ji hua de
[01:48.15] zi ji zen me hua de
[01:50.64] ta you bi ti ta bu dong de xing
[01:53.07] bi ti liu guo le he le bu xing
[01:55.44] bu xing zen me yang a ye bu na shou
[01:57.99] na na mian ao xiu zi
[02:01.04] zhe hui er yi lai yi ge da chi bang
[02:03.75] zhe bian r zai liu le you yi ge da chi bang
[02:06.44] ai zhe hu ti er jiu xing le
[02:08.98] ni kan na ge na mian ao a shi bu de
[02:12.69] qing bu mian ao
[02:14.81] yi dong chuan guo lai dao di er nian yi kan bian le duan zi de le
[02:19.29] zen me bi ti ceng de zeng liang le
[02:22.12] jian ren zen me yang jian ren cang cang duo duo ye bu gan shuo hua
[02:26.90] peng jian shu ren le lao cang
[02:29.06] ta ba ba ling zhe ta shang jie le peng jian shu ren le
[02:32.01] ai lai lai lai
[02:33.96] dui fang zhe
[02:34.75] jiao er da ye
[02:36.38] gei er da ye ju gong
[02:37.48] ni shuo ni de ta hai shi
[02:40.67] qiao zhe zhe da ye
[02:42.56] er da ye ne dang ran yao wen ta le
[02:45.50] ha zhe xiao zi ting hao a
[02:46.99] ni
[02:48.31] ji sui la
[02:49.78] wen ji sui la
[02:51.61] suo da fei suo wen
[02:54.19] xian le yi yi
[02:57.93] ai ren jia zhe hai zi
[02:58.99] ni ji sui la
[02:59.96] yi hei
[03:01.55] wo ba ba gei wo mai ge tu ye
[03:03.34] zhe ai de shang ma zhe ge
[03:05.36] shui wen ni zhe ge hua le
[03:07.22] ta ba ba gei ta mai ge tu ye
[03:10.37] suo yi shuo a na shi hou na xiao hai er a jiu shi sha
[03:13.95] lian wo xiao shi hou nian shu a jiu nian de zhe ge si shu
[03:17.52] wo nian shu de shi hou a na
[03:19.38] ye ye shi ben yi dian er shuo zhen de
[03:22.80] wo nian le yi nian duo wo cai ba zhe bai jia xing nian hui le
[03:27.46] yi ben er bai jia xing nian le yi nian ban
[03:30.27] ai zhe ye tai man le
[03:31.54] a jiu na me man ni zen me jiao wo zen me bu hui
[03:34.94] ben ma lao shi yi jiao
[03:37.10] guo lai nian
[03:38.52] zhao qian sun li
[03:40.21] wo jiu guo qu le
[03:41.19] wo shuo ei
[03:42.97] nian zhao qian sun li
[03:45.36] lao shi yi ting na men le
[03:48.24] shen me jiao nian zhao qian sun li a
[03:50.54] guang nian zhao qian sun li
[03:52.31] ei guang nian zhao qian sun li
[03:55.21] ai jiu nian zhao qian sun li
[03:57.84] wo ai jiu nian zhao qian sun li br
[04:00.88] lao shi shuo ni zen me gen wo xue a
[04:02.56] wo shuo fei hua hua qian bu gen ni xue gen shui xue a
[04:05.73] ba lao shi gei qi le
[04:09.65] yi nian ban nian le yi ben bai jia xing
[04:11.81] nin suan suan
[04:12.99] ai nin bie qiao wo zhe me ben
[04:15.36] ke shi wo you yi zhong
[04:17.08] pian cai
[04:19.31] bu bu shi tian cai nin ting ming bai le
[04:21.25] pian cai
[04:22.77] zen me jiao pian cai ya a
[04:24.77] wo nian hui le yi ben bai jia xing wo jiu hui dui dui zi le
[04:29.02] na bu shi xin xian ma yao bu zen me jiao pian cai ne
[04:31.72] gai zhao de shi qing ma
[04:33.59] dui zhe fu dui zi hai ting hao
[04:36.15] wo men na lao shi xing luo luo lao shi
[04:38.34] jiu zai wo na shi hou zai dong zhi men da jie zhu
[04:40.74] jiu dong zhi men da jie you ge luo lao shi
[04:43.74] wo men na ge xue fang dui guo er jiu shi yi ge jiu pu jiu guan
[04:48.22] lao shi ai he jiu dao dong tian jiu he jiu
[04:51.47] lao shi zhe tian he wan jiu a hui lai le
[04:55.79] you suo gan chu shen me shi a
[04:57.90] zhe ge jiu guan a men kou
[05:00.34] you yi ge zhi deng long
[05:02.29] jiu huang zi
[05:04.06] zhe deng long ne si mian dou xie zhe jiu zi
[05:07.63] lao shi shuo ai wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er
[05:10.49] ni men shui shui neng dui zhe xia lian er shui dui a
[05:13.32] lao shi jiu shuo le
[05:14.99] shen me shang lian er ne
[05:17.11] yi zhan deng si ge zi jiu jiu jiu jiu
[05:21.66] si mian r dou shi jiu
[05:23.68] jie guo yi bai duo xue sheng dou mei dui shang lai
[05:26.04] jiu wo dui shang lai le
[05:27.56] yao bu zen me jiao pian cai ya
[05:29.86] lao shi shuo zen me yi si a dui a
[05:32.48] yi zhan deng si ge zi jiu jiu jiu jiu br
[05:35.22] wo zhan qi lai le
[05:36.50] wo shuo lao shi wo dui e
[05:38.66] er geng gu shuang mian luo tang tang tang tang
[05:43.79] lao shi yi ting a pao zhe er da geng lai le
[05:46.36] ai zhe hai bu cuo
[05:48.77] hao wo zhe er hai yi ge shang lian er
[05:51.59] shui neng dui xia lian er shui dui a
[05:57.23] deng long long deng bai zhi fang feng
[06:03.48] zhe nin ting zhe mei shen me zhe dui zi bu hao dui
[06:06.10] deng long da de na deng long
[06:08.12] long deng neng gou long zhu deng
[06:10.77] bai zhi bai zhi hu de
[06:12.05] fang feng you zhe deng long fang bei feng jin lai
[06:15.13] qi shi a hou tou zhe liang wei shi yao cai
[06:18.62] bai zhi shi yao cai fang feng ye shi yao cai ze
[06:21.87] deng long long deng bai zhi fang feng zhe me yi ge br
[06:26.40] shui ye dui bu shang lai le
[06:28.53] dang shi you shi wo dui shang lai le
[06:30.55] pian cai ma
[06:32.27] wo dui shang ke dui shang lai le
[06:34.08] lao shi hen sheng qi de yang zi
[06:36.10] wo ye bu zhi dao zen me yi si
[06:37.73] lao shi a
[06:39.05] chuan zhe na me yi ge hui shu de dong tian
[06:42.18] hui shu de fan pi gua zi
[06:44.02] na jiao wai tao
[06:47.36] wai gua wai tao
[06:48.90] wo na na ge dui shang lai le
[06:50.59] wo shuo lao shi wo dui shang lai le
[06:53.33] nin chuan zhe wai tao wo na zhe ge dui
[06:56.46] lao shi shuo xing a nin dui dui wo ting ting
[06:58.69] wo shuo nin na shang lian er zen me shuo de
[07:01.13] deng long long deng bai zhi fang feng br
[07:04.87] wo shuo wo gei nin dui
[07:07.16] wai tao tao wai chen pi gui gai
[07:16.13] wo dui wan le wo kan lao shi hen bu gao xing de yang zi
[07:20.07] qi shi wo zhe xue wen bu xiao a shi bu shi
[07:23.38] lao shi bu yuan yi le
[07:24.54] qiao zhuo sheng
[07:25.86] lao shi gei shuo bu chu lai shen me
[07:27.86] yin wei shi me ne
[07:28.75] ta wo zhe ge ye shi liang wei yao cai
[07:32.71] e a hao
[07:34.59] wo zhe er hai yi ge shang lian er shui neng dui xia lian er
[07:38.19] ji guan hua
[07:40.28] ba yue li tou a na hua gen ji guan zi shi de ji guan hua
[07:45.64] shui neng dui
[07:46.56] jie guo shui ye mei dui shang lai dang shi you wo dui shang lai le
[07:49.78] wo zhan qi lai wo jiu dui
[07:51.01] wo shuo lao shi wo dui
[07:53.08] gou wei cao
[07:55.24] lao shi gao xing a
[07:56.28] ai ya zhe ge dui zi tai qia dang la
[07:59.26] ji dui gou guan guan shi tou
[08:02.47] wei wei shi wei ba hua dui cao
[08:04.96] ji guan hua gou wei cao
[08:06.51] hei zhe ge xia lian er dui de miao a
[08:09.66] lao shi yue nian zhe xia lian er yue you yi si
[08:13.74] lao shi zen me yang a
[08:15.41] bu ren de ba ta wang ge
[08:17.16] jiu gen qi ta tong xue de shuo
[08:19.55] ni kan kan ni men a
[08:21.31] dou mei dui shang xia lian er lai
[08:24.26] jiu ta dui shang lai le
[08:25.84] zhe ge xia lian er dui de duo hao a
[08:27.91] ni men sui ran mei dui shang lai
[08:29.66] zhe xia lian er ni men neng ji zhu bu neng a a
[08:33.32] ji zhu duo za wo yao shuo ji guan hua
[08:36.25] da jia jiu yi kou tong yin dou shuo gou wei cao
[08:39.93] ting jian mei you
[08:41.04] shui yao dui bu shang lai shuo bu shang lai wo jiu da
[08:43.99] lao shi shi ai a pa ba zhe cha wang le
[08:47.67] yi tian mei zhun r wen ji hui
[08:49.92] mei tian shang xue lai lao shi gao xing jiu wen zhe ju
[08:53.54] bu guan gan zhe shen me lao shi zhe a kan zhe kan zhe xin
[08:56.49] hu ran jian xiang qi zhe ge lai le ba xin ge xia le
[08:59.30] lao shi chong wo men yi han
[09:00.74] ji guan hua
[09:02.11] wo men zhe yi bai duo xue sheng zhan qi lai yi kou tong yin
[09:04.96] gou wei cao
[09:07.46] jiu de zhe yang
[09:09.38] lao shi qiao zhe qiao zhe shu a ye qu ba shu ben liao xia
[09:12.53] ji guan hua wang zhe er gou wei cao
[09:15.99] yi tian dou hao ji hui
[09:17.78] xi yi wei chang yi ge duo yue
[09:21.66] guo le yi ge duo yue zhe tian zao le
[09:25.00] zen me zao le
[09:26.23] lai le ge you xue de xian sheng
[09:29.25] shen me jiao you xue ya zai jiu she hui a
[09:32.36] wen ren mo luo mo luo er
[09:35.22] mo luo er zen me yang ne
[09:36.36] jiu yao zhao zhe ge jiao shu de xian sheng jie lia qian er
[09:39.98] jin men xian bu gen ni jie qian
[09:41.88] xian gen ni pan pan dao pan pan xue wen
[09:44.56] ru guo ta shuo ge dian gu a shuo ge shen me ya
[09:47.00] ba ni wen zhu ran hou ta jie lia pan chan qian er
[09:49.50] zhe jiao you xue de
[09:51.06] zhe you xue de yi lai lao shi yi zuo mo
[09:54.00] bu neng rang ta xian shuo hua ya
[09:56.35] ta yao ba wo wen zhu
[09:58.21] wo gei ta qian wo hai de diu mian zi
[10:00.62] lao shi yi zuo mo zen me ban ne
[10:02.41] xiang zhu yi xian wen zhu ta
[10:06.26] jiu ba zhe dui zi shang lian er xiang qi lai le
[10:08.89] ai ya zhe wei lao xiong
[10:11.88] wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er mei you xia lian er
[10:14.82] qing ni gei dui ge xia lian er hao ma
[10:17.58] you xue xian sheng yi ting ha a lao shi shen me shang lian er
[10:21.59] nin shuo shuo wo dui dui kan
[10:23.73] lao shi jiu shuo de na sa zi
[10:26.33] e
[10:27.14] ji guan hua
[10:29.81] jiu zhe sa zi nin bie qiao bu suan shen me
[10:33.02] zhen ba zhe you xue de xian sheng gei nan zhu le
[10:37.10] xiang le ban tian
[10:38.75] mei dui shang lai han zhu zi huang dou da xiao
[10:41.91] lao shi yi kan zhe ge lao shi gao xing le
[10:45.03] hei ai ya zhe ge xue wen hai zhang luo chu lai you xue na a
[10:49.38] zhe ge shang lian er hai bu hao dui
[10:51.73] beng shuo wo dui dang ran shang lian er shi wo shuo de
[10:54.70] xia lian er yao zai wo dui ni shuo wo zuo hao le de
[10:57.91] zhe ge xia lian er beng shuo wo dui
[11:00.25] wo zhei xie ge tu di zhei xie xue sheng
[11:02.37] ta men ye neng dui a
[11:04.96] zhe you xue xian sheng yi ting na
[11:06.66] jiu yao zhao ge tai jie er zou
[11:08.52] ha lao shi na me rang zhe ge tong xue men dui ba
[11:13.26] lao shi shuo mei shen me
[11:16.09] ai ni men da jia ting zhe a
[11:17.78] wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er
[11:19.38] shui neng dui xia lian er shui dui xia lian er
[11:22.12] lao shi ai zhe ge er de zhi dian
[11:24.17] na yi si zen me
[11:25.02] tian tian na men jiu gen gong ke shi de yi tian wen ji hui ya
[11:29.25] lao shi shuo ting zhe a
[11:30.74] ji guan hua
[11:31.96] zhe yi shuo ji guan hua wo men mei tian yi bai duo xue sheng zhan qi lai yi kou tong yin gou wei cao
[11:37.78] lao shi zhe bu jiu lou lian le ma
[11:39.80] zhe bu shi mei tian de gong ke yi yang ma
[11:43.93] ye bu zhi zen me le na tian dao mei cui de
[11:47.25] ni zhe tian ni bu shi yong shang le ma
[11:49.41] hao yi bai duo ren quan wang le
[11:53.40] dou wang le
[11:54.61] bie ren wang hai you qi ke shuo zhe xia lian shi wo dui de lian wo ye wang le
[12:00.04] wo wang liao bu guo wo bi ta men qiang
[12:02.60] gou wei cao sa zi wo hai ji zhu yi ge zi
[12:05.48] wo zhan qi lai wo jiu shuo yi ge zi
[12:07.52] lao shi zhe me yi han
[12:09.01] ji guan hua
[12:10.27] wo shuo
[12:11.82] gou
[12:14.04] lao shi yi ting gou shen me ya
[12:16.97] ji guan hua
[12:18.08] wo shuo gou
[12:20.52] ji guan hua gou
[12:22.70] a ba lao shi gei ji de
[12:25.21] lao shi you xin yao ti xing wo ma
[12:27.26] you pa na wei ting jian
[12:29.07] zhe zen me ban na
[12:30.28] lao shi yi zhao ji
[12:32.64] ai
[12:33.74] wang wo shen hou tou yi kan na
[12:35.75] kao qiang na er li zhe yi kun cao
[12:39.49] lao shi yi kan zhe kun cao yao ti xing wo
[12:42.60] lao shi a jiu chong wo shen hou tou na kun cao a zhe me yi nu zui r
[12:48.57] rang wo hui tou qiao na kun cao
[12:51.15] zhe er you gou zai you na ge cao
[12:53.62] gou wei cao yi ge wei zi er wo hai xiang bu qi lai ma
[12:57.30] lao shi chong wo zhe me yi lai zuo nu zui zhuang
[13:00.30] yi nu zui r shi rang wo hui tou kan na kun cao a
[13:03.36] ke shi wo mei hui tou
[13:05.59] dan shi wo zhe xia lian er ye dui shang lai le
[13:08.26] lao shi shuo ji guan hua
[13:10.02] wo shuo gou
[13:12.10] a wo shuo gou gou
[13:13.21] gou jue zui
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[00:00.25] zhào qián sūn lǐ zhōu wú zhèng wáng féng chén chǔ wèi
[00:02.92] qiē gāo zhàn bái táng
[00:06.63] āi
[00:08.54] gàn ma shuō zhè me sì jù a
[00:10.40] yīn wèi wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu a
[00:11.79] jiù niàn de zhè gè shū
[00:13.32] a
[00:14.10] bú shì shàng nà gè xiàn zài zhè xué xiào
[00:16.28] jiù shì niàn de shì sī shú
[00:18.50] wǔ jīng sì shū
[00:19.71] nà shí hou shàng xué ya nà zhēn nán
[00:22.56] zěn me ne
[00:23.75] nà gè lǎo shī bù zhī dào bié de
[00:26.31] sī shú de de lǎo shī jiù shì sān ge zì
[00:28.66] jiào niàn bèi dǎ
[00:31.25] nǐ shàng xué lái ya jiù niàn
[00:34.06] niàn huì le ne bèi
[00:35.87] bèi bù xià lái dǎ
[00:37.66] jiù zhè me sā zì ér
[00:39.82] suǒ yǐ zài nà shí hou jiào yù xiǎo hái
[00:42.35] nín jiù tīng tīng tā zhè liǎng jù huà
[00:44.47] néng bǎ zhè xiǎo hái ér jiào yù de hǎo ma
[00:47.11] tā shuō shí mǒ a
[00:48.50] jiā yǒu èr dòu liáng bù dàng xiǎo hái wáng
[00:53.07] nín kàn zhè guān diǎn néng gòu jiào yù hǎo xiǎo hái ér ma
[00:56.12] tā shuō jiā lǐ yào yǒu èr dòu liáng shí chī a
[00:58.28] jiù bù gàn zhè gè jiù bù jiāo shū
[01:00.69] guò qù jiù shè huì jiù zhè yàng
[01:03.31] nín kàn xiàn zài xiàn zài nà hái yòng shuō
[01:05.70] xiàn zài xīn shè huì de ér tóng duō xìng fú a a
[01:09.44] xiǎo shí hòu jiù shì
[01:10.81] yòu ér yuán yòu ér bān tuō ér suǒ
[01:14.48] yī zhí dào xué xiào
[01:15.85] dōu guò de jí tǐ shēng huó
[01:17.85] xiǎo hái ér nà jiàn rén yě yǒu lǐ mào
[01:20.43] a jiàn miàn r le jiù jū gōng
[01:22.15] a ā yí hǎo
[01:24.33] shū shū hǎo lǎo shī hǎo
[01:26.14] zé dōu yǒu lǐ mào
[01:27.62] jiàn rén gǎn shuō huà
[01:29.34] guò qù nà xiǎo hái ér xiàng wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu
[01:31.71] jiàn rén dōu bù gǎn shuō huà
[01:33.50] yě méi zhè me gān jìng a
[01:35.40] nà shí hou yě bù zhī zěn me zhāo xiǎo hái ér zài jiù shè huì jiù nà me zàng
[01:39.42] āi nǐ bié kàn tǐng zàng
[01:41.37] liǎn shàng dào tǐng huā shào
[01:43.37] lǎo huà zhe gè dà hú tì ér
[01:45.71] hú tì ér shuí gěi huà de āi zì jǐ huà de
[01:48.15] zì jǐ zěn me huà de
[01:50.64] tā yǒu bí tì tā bù dǒng de xǐng
[01:53.07] bí tì liú guò le hé le bù xǐng
[01:55.44] bù xǐng zěn me yàng a yě bù ná shǒu
[01:57.99] ná nà mián ǎo xiù zi
[02:01.04] zhè huì ér yī lái yí gè dà chì bǎng
[02:03.75] zhè biān r zài liú le yòu yí gè dà chì bǎng
[02:06.44] āi zhè hú tì ér jiù xíng le
[02:08.98] nǐ kàn nà gè nà mián ǎo a shì bù de
[02:12.69] qīng bù mián ǎo
[02:14.81] yī dōng chuān guò lái dào dì èr nián yī kàn biàn le duàn zi de le
[02:19.29] zěn me bí tì cèng de zèng liàng le
[02:22.12] jiàn rén zěn me yàng jiàn rén cáng cáng duǒ duǒ yě bù gǎn shuō huà
[02:26.90] pèng jiàn shú rén le lǎo cáng
[02:29.06] tā bà bà lǐng zhe tā shàng jiē le pèng jiàn shú rén le
[02:32.01] āi lái lái lái
[02:33.96] duì fāng zhè
[02:34.75] jiào èr dà yé
[02:36.38] gěi èr dà yé jū gōng
[02:37.48] nǐ shuō nǐ de tā hái shì
[02:40.67] qiáo zhe zhè dà yé
[02:42.56] èr dà yé ne dāng rán yào wèn tā le
[02:45.50] hā zhè xiǎo zi tǐng hǎo a
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[02:48.31] jǐ suì la
[02:49.78] wèn jǐ suì la
[02:51.61] suǒ dá fēi suǒ wèn
[02:54.19] xiān lè yī yī
[02:57.93] āi rén jiā zhè hái zi
[02:58.99] nǐ jǐ suì la
[02:59.96] yī hēi
[03:01.55] wǒ bà bà gěi wǒ mǎi gè tù yé
[03:03.34] zhè āi dé shàng ma zhè gè
[03:05.36] shuí wèn nǐ zhè gè huà le
[03:07.22] tā bà bà gěi tā mǎi gè tù yé
[03:10.37] suǒ yǐ shuō a nà shí hou nà xiǎo hái ér a jiù shì shǎ
[03:13.95] lián wǒ xiǎo shí hòu niàn shū a jiù niàn de zhè gè sī shú
[03:17.52] wǒ niàn shū de shí hòu a nà
[03:19.38] yě yě shì bèn yì diǎn ér shuō zhēn de
[03:22.80] wǒ niàn le yī nián duō wǒ cái bǎ zhè bǎi jiā xìng niàn huì le
[03:27.46] yī běn ér bǎi jiā xìng niàn le yī nián bàn
[03:30.27] āi zhè yě tài màn le
[03:31.54] a jiù nà me màn nǐ zěn me jiāo wǒ zěn me bú huì
[03:34.94] bèn ma lǎo shī yī jiào
[03:37.10] guò lái niàn
[03:38.52] zhào qián sūn lǐ
[03:40.21] wǒ jiù guò qù le
[03:41.19] wǒ shuō éi
[03:42.97] niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ
[03:45.36] lǎo shī yī tīng nà mèn le
[03:48.24] shén me jiào niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ a
[03:50.54] guāng niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ
[03:52.31] éi guāng niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ
[03:55.21] āi jiù niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ
[03:57.84] wǒ āi jiù niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ br
[04:00.88] lǎo shī shuō nǐ zěn me gēn wǒ xué a
[04:02.56] wǒ shuō fèi huà huā qián bù gēn nǐ xué gēn shuí xué a
[04:05.73] bǎ lǎo shī gěi qì le
[04:09.65] yī nián bàn niàn le yī běn bǎi jiā xìng
[04:11.81] nín suàn suàn
[04:12.99] āi nín bié qiáo wǒ zhè me bèn
[04:15.36] kě shì wǒ yǒu yī zhǒng
[04:17.08] piān cái
[04:19.31] bù bú shì tiān cái nín tīng míng bái le
[04:21.25] piān cái
[04:22.77] zěn me jiào piān cái ya a
[04:24.77] wǒ niàn huì le yī běn bǎi jiā xìng wǒ jiù huì duì duì zǐ le
[04:29.02] nà bú shì xīn xiān ma yào bù zěn me jiào piān cái ne
[04:31.72] gāi zháo de shì qíng ma
[04:33.59] duì zhe fù duì zǐ hái tǐng hǎo
[04:36.15] wǒ men nà lǎo shī xìng luó luó lǎo shī
[04:38.34] jiù zài wǒ nà shí hou zài dōng zhí mén dà jiē zhù
[04:40.74] jiù dōng zhí mén dà jiē yǒu gè luó lǎo shī
[04:43.74] wǒ men nà gè xué fáng duì guò ér jiù shì yí gè jiǔ pù jiǔ guǎn
[04:48.22] lǎo shī ài hē jiǔ dào dōng tiān jiù hē jiǔ
[04:51.47] lǎo shī zhè tiān hē wán jiǔ a huí lái le
[04:55.79] yǒu suǒ gǎn chù shén me shì a
[04:57.90] zhè gè jiǔ guǎn a mén kǒu
[05:00.34] yǒu yí gè zhǐ dēng lóng
[05:02.29] jiǔ huǎng zi
[05:04.06] zhè dēng lóng ne sì miàn dōu xiě zhe jiǔ zì
[05:07.63] lǎo shī shuō āi wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér
[05:10.49] nǐ men shuí shuí néng duì zhè xià lián ér shuí duì a
[05:13.32] lǎo shī jiù shuō le
[05:14.99] shén me shàng lián ér ne
[05:17.11] yī zhǎn dēng sì gè zì jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ
[05:21.66] sì miàn r dōu shì jiǔ
[05:23.68] jié guǒ yī bǎi duō xué shēng dōu méi duì shàng lái
[05:26.04] jiù wǒ duì shàng lái le
[05:27.56] yào bù zěn me jiào piān cái ya
[05:29.86] lǎo shī shuō zěn me yì sī a duì a
[05:32.48] yī zhǎn dēng sì gè zì jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ br
[05:35.22] wǒ zhàn qǐ lái le
[05:36.50] wǒ shuō lǎo shī wǒ duì é
[05:38.66] èr gēng gǔ shuāng miàn luó tāng tāng tāng tāng
[05:43.79] lǎo shī yī tīng ā pǎo zhè ér dǎ gēng lái le
[05:46.36] āi zhè hái bù cuò
[05:48.77] hǎo wǒ zhè ér hái yí gè shàng lián ér
[05:51.59] shuí néng duì xià lián ér shuí duì a
[05:57.23] dēng lóng lóng dēng bái zhǐ fáng fēng
[06:03.48] zhè nín tīng zhe méi shén me zhè duì zǐ bù hǎo duì
[06:06.10] dēng lóng dǎ de nà dēng lóng
[06:08.12] lóng dēng néng gòu lóng zhù dēng
[06:10.77] bái zhǐ bái zhǐ hú de
[06:12.05] fáng fēng yǒu zhè dēng lóng fáng bèi fēng jìn lái
[06:15.13] qí shí a hòu tou zhè liǎng wèi shì yào cái
[06:18.62] bái zhǐ shì yào cái fáng fēng yě shì yào cái zé
[06:21.87] dēng lóng lóng dēng bái zhǐ fáng fēng zhè me yí gè br
[06:26.40] shuí yě duì bù shàng lái le
[06:28.53] dāng shí yòu shì wǒ duì shàng lái le
[06:30.55] piān cái ma
[06:32.27] wǒ duì shàng kě duì shàng lái le
[06:34.08] lǎo shī hěn shēng qì de yàng zi
[06:36.10] wǒ yě bù zhī dào zěn me yì sī
[06:37.73] lǎo shī a
[06:39.05] chuān zhe nà me yí gè huī shǔ de dōng tiān
[06:42.18] huī shǔ de fǎn pí guà zi
[06:44.02] nà jiào wài tào
[06:47.36] wài guà wài tào
[06:48.90] wǒ ná nà gè duì shàng lái le
[06:50.59] wǒ shuō lǎo shī wǒ duì shàng lái le
[06:53.33] nín chuān zhè wài tào wǒ ná zhè gè duì
[06:56.46] lǎo shī shuō xíng a nín duì duì wǒ tīng tīng
[06:58.69] wǒ shuō nín nà shàng lián ér zěn me shuō de
[07:01.13] dēng lóng lóng dēng bái zhǐ fáng fēng br
[07:04.87] wǒ shuō wǒ gěi nín duì
[07:07.16] wài tào tào wài chén pí guī gài
[07:16.13] wǒ duì wán le wǒ kàn lǎo shī hěn bù gāo xìng de yàng zi
[07:20.07] qí shí wǒ zhè xué wèn bù xiǎo a shì bú shì
[07:23.38] lǎo shī bù yuàn yì le
[07:24.54] qiāo zhuō shēng
[07:25.86] lǎo shī gěi shuō bu chū lái shén me
[07:27.86] yīn wèi shí me ne
[07:28.75] tā wǒ zhè gè yě shì liǎng wèi yào cái
[07:32.71] é a hǎo
[07:34.59] wǒ zhè ér hái yí gè shàng lián ér shuí néng duì xià lián ér
[07:38.19] jī guān huā
[07:40.28] bā yuè lǐ tou a nà huā gēn jī guàn zi shì de jī guān huā
[07:45.64] shuí néng duì
[07:46.56] jié guǒ shuí yě méi duì shàng lái dāng shí yòu wǒ duì shàng lái le
[07:49.78] wǒ zhàn qǐ lái wǒ jiù duì
[07:51.01] wǒ shuō lǎo shī wǒ duì
[07:53.08] gǒu wěi cǎo
[07:55.24] lǎo shī gāo xìng a
[07:56.28] āi yā zhè gè duì zǐ tài qià dàng la
[07:59.26] jī duì gǒu guān guān shì tóu
[08:02.47] wěi wěi shì wěi bā huā duì cǎo
[08:04.96] jī guān huā gǒu wěi cǎo
[08:06.51] hēi zhè gè xià lián ér duì dé miào a
[08:09.66] lǎo shī yuè niàn zhè xià lián ér yuè yǒu yì sī
[08:13.74] lǎo shī zěn me yàng a
[08:15.41] bù rěn de bǎ tā wàng gē
[08:17.16] jiù gēn qí tā tóng xué de shuō
[08:19.55] nǐ kàn kàn nǐ men a
[08:21.31] dōu méi duì shàng xià lián ér lái
[08:24.26] jiù tā duì shàng lái le
[08:25.84] zhè gè xià lián ér duì de duō hǎo a
[08:27.91] nǐ men suī rán méi duì shàng lái
[08:29.66] zhè xià lián ér nǐ men néng jì zhù bù néng a a
[08:33.32] jì zhù duō zá wǒ yào shuō jī guān huā
[08:36.25] dà jiā jiù yì kǒu tóng yīn dōu shuō gǒu wěi cǎo
[08:39.93] tīng jiàn méi yǒu
[08:41.04] shuí yào duì bù shàng lái shuō bù shàng lái wǒ jiù dǎ
[08:43.99] lǎo shī shì ài a pà bǎ zhè chá wàng le
[08:47.67] yì tiān méi zhǔn r wèn jǐ huí
[08:49.92] měi tiān shàng xué lái lǎo shī gāo xìng jiù wèn zhè jù
[08:53.54] bù guǎn gàn zhe shén me lǎo shī zhè ā kàn zhe kàn zhe xìn
[08:56.49] hū rán jiān xiǎng qǐ zhè gè lái le bǎ xìn gē xià le
[08:59.30] lǎo shī chōng wǒ men yī hǎn
[09:00.74] jī guān huā
[09:02.11] wǒ men zhè yī bǎi duō xué shēng zhàn qǐ lái yì kǒu tóng yīn
[09:04.96] gǒu wěi cǎo
[09:07.46] jiù de zhè yàng
[09:09.38] lǎo shī qiáo zhe qiáo zhe shū a yě qù bǎ shū běn liào xià
[09:12.53] jī guān huā wǎng zhè ér gǒu wěi cǎo
[09:15.99] yì tiān dōu hǎo jǐ huí
[09:17.78] xí yǐ wéi cháng yí gè duō yuè
[09:21.66] guò le yí gè duō yuè zhè tiān zāo le
[09:25.00] zěn me zāo le
[09:26.23] lái le gè yóu xué de xiān shēng
[09:29.25] shén me jiào yóu xué ya zài jiù shè huì a
[09:32.36] wén rén mò luò mò luò ér
[09:35.22] mò luò ér zěn me yàng ne
[09:36.36] jiù yào zhǎo zhè gè jiāo shū de xiān shēng jiè liǎ qián ér
[09:39.98] jìn mén xiān bù gēn nǐ jiè qián
[09:41.88] xiān gēn nǐ pán pán dào pán pán xué wèn
[09:44.56] rú guǒ tā shuō gè diǎn gù a shuō gè shén me ya
[09:47.00] bǎ nǐ wèn zhù rán hòu tā jiè liǎ pán chán qián ér
[09:49.50] zhè jiào yóu xué de
[09:51.06] zhè yóu xué de yī lái lǎo shī yī zuó mo
[09:54.00] bù néng ràng tā xiān shuō huà ya
[09:56.35] tā yào bǎ wǒ wèn zhù
[09:58.21] wǒ gěi tā qián wǒ hái dé diū miàn zi
[10:00.62] lǎo shī yī zuó mo zěn me bàn ne
[10:02.41] xiǎng zhǔ yì xiān wèn zhù tā
[10:06.26] jiù bǎ zhè duì zǐ shàng lián ér xiǎng qǐ lái le
[10:08.89] āi yā zhè wèi lǎo xiōng
[10:11.88] wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér méi yǒu xià lián ér
[10:14.82] qǐng nǐ gěi duì gè xià lián ér hǎo ma
[10:17.58] yóu xué xiān shēng yī tīng hā a lǎo shī shén me shàng lián ér
[10:21.59] nín shuō shuō wǒ duì duì kàn
[10:23.73] lǎo shī jiù shuō de nà sā zì
[10:26.33] é
[10:27.14] jī guān huā
[10:29.81] jiù zhè sā zì nín bié qiáo bù suàn shén me
[10:33.02] zhēn bǎ zhè yóu xué de xiān shēng gěi nán zhù le
[10:37.10] xiǎng le bàn tiān
[10:38.75] méi duì shàng lái hàn zhū zi huáng dòu dà xiǎo
[10:41.91] lǎo shī yī kàn zhè gè lǎo shī gāo xìng le
[10:45.03] hēi āi yā zhè gè xué wèn hái zhāng luó chū lái yóu xué nà a
[10:49.38] zhè gè shàng lián ér hái bù hǎo duì
[10:51.73] béng shuō wǒ duì dāng rán shàng lián ér shì wǒ shuō de
[10:54.70] xià lián ér yào zài wǒ duì nǐ shuō wǒ zuò hǎo le de
[10:57.91] zhè gè xià lián ér béng shuō wǒ duì
[11:00.25] wǒ zhèi xiē gè tú dì zhèi xiē xué shēng
[11:02.37] tā men yě néng duì a
[11:04.96] zhè yóu xué xiān shēng yī tīng nà
[11:06.66] jiù yào zhǎo gè tái jiē ér zǒu
[11:08.52] hā lǎo shī nà me ràng zhè gè tóng xué men duì ba
[11:13.26] lǎo shī shuō méi shén me
[11:16.09] āi nǐ men dà jiā tīng zhe a
[11:17.78] wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér
[11:19.38] shuí néng duì xià lián ér shuí duì xià lián ér
[11:22.12] lǎo shī āi zhe gè ér de zhǐ diǎn
[11:24.17] nà yì sī zěn me
[11:25.02] tiān tiān nà mén jiù gēn gōng kè shì de yì tiān wèn jǐ huí ya
[11:29.25] lǎo shī shuō tīng zhe a
[11:30.74] jī guān huā
[11:31.96] zhè yī shuō jī guān huā wǒ men měi tiān yī bǎi duō xué shēng zhàn qǐ lái yì kǒu tóng yīn gǒu wěi cǎo
[11:37.78] lǎo shì zhè bù jiù lòu liǎn le ma
[11:39.80] zhè bú shì měi tiān de gōng kè yí yàng ma
[11:43.93] yě bù zhī zěn me le nà tiān dǎo méi cuī de
[11:47.25] nǐ zhè tiān nǐ bú shì yòng shàng le ma
[11:49.41] hǎo yī bǎi duō rén quán wàng le
[11:53.40] dōu wàng le
[11:54.61] bié rén wàng hái yǒu qí kě shuō zhè xià lián shì wǒ duì de lián wǒ yě wàng le
[12:00.04] wǒ wàng liǎo bù guò wǒ bǐ tā men qiáng
[12:02.60] gǒu wěi cǎo sā zì wǒ hái jì zhù yí gè zì
[12:05.48] wǒ zhàn qǐ lái wǒ jiù shuō yí gè zì
[12:07.52] lǎo shī zhè me yī hǎn
[12:09.01] jī guān huā
[12:10.27] wǒ shuō
[12:11.82] gǒu
[12:14.04] lǎo shī yī tīng gǒu shén me ya
[12:16.97] jī guān huā
[12:18.08] wǒ shuō gǒu
[12:20.52] jī guān huā gǒu
[12:22.70] ā bǎ lǎo shī gěi jí de
[12:25.21] lǎo shī yǒu xīn yào tí xǐng wǒ ma
[12:27.26] yòu pà nà wèi tīng jiàn
[12:29.07] zhè zěn me bàn nà
[12:30.28] lǎo shī yī zhāo jí
[12:32.64] āi
[12:33.74] wǎng wǒ shēn hòu tou yī kàn nà
[12:35.75] kào qiáng nà ér lì zhe yī kǔn cǎo
[12:39.49] lǎo shī yī kàn zhè kǔn cǎo yào tí xǐng wǒ
[12:42.60] lǎo shī a jiù chōng wǒ shēn hòu tou nà kǔn cǎo a zhè me yī nǔ zuǐ r
[12:48.57] ràng wǒ huí tóu qiáo nà kǔn cǎo
[12:51.15] zhè ér yǒu gǒu zài yǒu nà gè cǎo
[12:53.62] gǒu wěi cǎo yí gè wěi zì ér wǒ hái xiǎng bù qǐ lái ma
[12:57.30] lǎo shī chōng wǒ zhè me yī lái zuò nǔ zuǐ zhuàng
[13:00.30] yī nǔ zuǐ r shì ràng wǒ huí tóu kàn nà kǔn cǎo a
[13:03.36] kě shì wǒ méi huí tóu
[13:05.59] dàn shì wǒ zhè xià lián ér yě duì shàng lái le
[13:08.26] lǎo shī shuō jī guān huā
[13:10.02] wǒ shuō gǒu
[13:12.10] a wǒ shuō gǒu gǒu
[13:13.21] gǒu juē zuǐ
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