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I went to Switzerland and dropped a few names |
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Said I knew some people at the top |
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Nice little singer took me up in the mountains |
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Got her started and she just wouldn't stop |
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I saw my hero in people magazine |
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Had a new liver and a walking cane |
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Last time I saw him he said I was trying too hard |
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Then they hauled him off to prison again |
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Yeah they locked him up in prison again |
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Feelin' like a gambler on the streakiest day |
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Still got no regard for the odds |
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Times like that your judgement kinda wanders away |
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You're crazy if you mess with the gods |
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I saw my big guy doin' dead man's curve |
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He could barely keep it on the road |
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They got a law now that allows the gendarmes |
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To confiscate your humble abode |
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Well they went in and they took the whole load |
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I did some talkin' to a girl in Honolulu |
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Seems I was less than polite |
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Her island warrior showed my face where the ground was |
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Twenty-seven stitches that night |
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A lot of second-guessing that night |
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Feelin' like a gambler on the streakiest day |
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Still got no regard for the odds |
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Times like that your judgement kinda wanders away |
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You're crazy if you mess with the gods |
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Crazy if you mess with the gods, yeah |