[00:15.68] | 构思:彭、赵、张 |
[00:17.33] | 曲:张(改自平剧《玉堂春·会审》) |
[00:18.82] | 词:彭(改自平剧《玉堂春·会审》) |
[00:20.44] | 编曲:赵 |
[00:22.23] | 人声:张 |
[00:24.45] | 键盘、编程;赵 |
[00:26.89] | 《X人爱的独剧调》(四肢尽剁白胴滚,青天碧血见奴情) |
[00:41.04] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白): |
[00:42.16] | 大人的旧病又复发了,我等代审,苏三,将你所犯命案慢慢地讲来。 |
[00:54.38] | 苏三 (白):二位大人容禀! |
[01:04.94] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白):慢慢讲来。 |
[01:11.05] | 苏三 (西皮二六板): |
[01:11.60] | 自从公子归原郡, |
[01:30.08] | 玉堂春在北楼装病形。 |
[01:51.66] | 公子承诺再探问, |
[02:04.46] | 玉堂春守节不嫁人。 |
[02:22.25] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白): |
[02:22.45] | 你既然守节不嫁,为何又犯那命案? |
[02:30.34] | 苏三 (西皮二六板): |
[02:30.53] | 那一日梳妆来照镜, |
[02:35.57] | 在楼下来了彭先生, |
[02:38.13] | 假说公子心难宁, |
[02:41.98] | 候奴在京西第七层。 |
[02:45.27] | 奴为他悲欣交集泪涔涔, |
[02:48.65] | 匆匆忙忙就动了身。 |
[02:59.40] | 穿门越禁入前庭, |
[03:03.12] | 彭氏转眼不见人。 |
[03:05.96] | 一柄银钥付奴手, |
[03:09.50] | 奴抬手去开公子的门。 |
[03:13.61] | 但见女子凌落一地, |
[03:17.05] | 血喷一床命归阴。 |
[03:19.64] | 昏昏沉沉意未明, |
[03:23.26] | 姓赵的警官他就将我擒。 |
[03:57.06] | 潘必正 (白) : |
[03:57.25] | 头堂官司,是怎样的审问? |
[04:02.71] | 苏三 (西皮摇板): |
[04:03.05] | 头堂官司问得好。 |
[04:10.60] | 潘必正 (白): 二堂呢? |
[04:13.18] | 苏三 (西皮摇板) : |
[04:13.38] | 二堂官司就变了心。 |
[04:20.69] | 刘秉义 (白) : |
[04:20.89] | 上得堂去又是怎样审问? |
[04:25.48] | 苏三 (西皮流水板) : |
[04:25.67] | 上堂来先打四十板。 |
[04:30.89] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白) :你不该招认。 |
[04:33.32] | 苏三 (西皮流水板) : |
[04:33.51] | 皮鞭打断了有数根。 |
[04:38.13] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白) :也不该招认! |
[04:40.87] | 苏三 (西皮流水板): |
[04:41.07] | 犯妇本当不招认, |
[04:44.07] | 无情的拶子我就难受刑。 |
[04:51.55] | 刘秉义 (白) : |
[04:51.74] | 你那知心的人儿呢? |
[04:54.24] | 潘必正 (白) : |
[04:54.44] | 啊是啊,王公子也该来探望于你! |
[04:59.68] | 苏三 (西皮流水板) : |
[04:59.88] | 王公子一家多和顺, |
[05:03.37] | 他与我露水的夫妻就有什么情? |
[05:12.27] | 刘秉义 (白) : |
[05:12.47] | 如今若有公子在,你可认得他? |
[05:16.79] | 苏三 (西皮流水板) : |
[05:16.99] | 慢说我认得王公子, |
[05:20.31] | 蒙纱盖脸我也认也认得清。 |
[05:27.15] | 刘秉义 (白) : |
[05:27.35] | 你认得他,如今他顶冠束带,不来认你,也是枉然哪! |
[05:36.08] | 苏三 (白) :大人哪! |
[05:40.78] | 苏三(西皮散板): |
[05:40.97] | 眼前若有公子在, |
[05:49.74] | 纵死黄泉也甘心。 |
[06:25.38] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白) : |
[06:25.58] | 犯妇危言耸听,也只是说说罢了。 |
[06:32.04] | 苏三 (西皮流水板) : |
[06:32.24] | 倘得公子再相见, |
[06:35.69] | 重上拶指受非刑。 |
[06:41.98] | 刘秉义 (白) :来! |
[06:43.21] | 龙套 (同白) :有。 |
[06:44.41] | 刘秉义 (白) :看拶! |
[06:46.59] | (龙套拶之) |
[06:47.70] | 苏三 (白) :大人哪! |
[06:51.15] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白) : |
[06:51.35] | 还欲见你那公子否? |
[06:56.00] | 苏三 (西皮流水板) : |
[06:56.19] | 饶得公子见奴面, |
[06:59.75] | 何惧戴枷复鞭凌? |
[07:07.29] | 刘秉义 (白) :来! |
[07:08.29] | 龙套 (同白) :有。 |
[07:09.59] | 刘秉义 (白) :上枷! |
[07:11.27] | (龙套枷之) |
[07:11.45] | 潘必正 (白) :施鞭! |
[07:12.97] | (龙套鞭之) |
[07:14.44] | 苏三 (白): 大人哪! |
[07:24.12] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同笑) :呵呵呵呵呵呵…… |
[07:28.44] | 这犯妇,这犯妇……再打! |
[07:35.53] | (龙套鞭之) |
[07:41.09] | 苏三 (哭) :呜…… |
[07:45.68] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同笑) : |
[07:45.88] | 犯妇,你这般模样,若是你那知心人儿见了,怕也——哈哈哈哈哈哈…… |
[08:05.14] | 苏三 (西皮散板) : |
[08:05.58] | 若与公子此缘断, |
[08:13.88] | 千刀万剐目不瞑。 |
[09:02.11] | 王金龙 (白): 王金龙在此! |
[09:07.42] | 苏三 (白): 啊!公子! |
[09:11.88] | 潘必正、刘秉义 (同白): 大人…… |
[09:16.28] | 王金龙 (白): |
[09:16.48] | 那女客正是我X的,玉堂春,我当投案,你且去吧。 |
[09:29.04] | 苏三 (念): |
[09:29.35] | 古闻吕后斫人彘, |
[09:34.50] | 今有苏三自毁身。 |
[09:41.39] | 四肢尽剁白胴滚, |
[09:48.01] | 青天碧血见奴情。 |
[10:01.98] | (苏三夺刀斧手刀,自刺,自戕,成肉球,滚至王金龙脚下。) |
[10:09.88] | 苏三 (疯癫笑): |
[10:13.67] | 啊公子!奴是一个肉球也!你看我滚起来,圆不圆啊?润不润啊?你还爱不爱我呀?…… |
[10:47.99] | 潘必正 (疯癫白): 圆啊! |
[10:49.94] | 刘秉义 (疯癫白): 润啊! |
[10:51.91] | 王金龙 (疯癫笑): |
[10:52.51] | 圆啊!润啊!润啊!圆啊!爱啊!爱啊!爱啊!哈哈哈哈…… |
[00:15.68] | gou si: peng zhao zhang |
[00:17.33] | qu: zhang gai zi ping ju yu tang chun hui shen |
[00:18.82] | ci: peng gai zi ping ju yu tang chun hui shen |
[00:20.44] | bian qu: zhao |
[00:22.23] | ren sheng: zhang |
[00:24.45] | jian pan bian cheng zhao |
[00:26.89] | X ren ai de du ju diao si zhi jin duo bai dong gun, qing tian bi xue jian nu qing |
[00:41.04] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai: |
[00:42.16] | da ren de jiu bing you fu fa le, wo deng dai shen, su san, jiang ni suo fan ming an man man di jiang lai. |
[00:54.38] | su san bai: er wei da ren rong bing! |
[01:04.94] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai: man man jiang lai. |
[01:11.05] | su san xi pi er liu ban: |
[01:11.60] | zi cong gong zi gui yuan jun, |
[01:30.08] | yu tang chun zai bei lou zhuang bing xing. |
[01:51.66] | gong zi cheng nuo zai tan wen, |
[02:04.46] | yu tang chun shou jie bu jia ren. |
[02:22.25] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai: |
[02:22.45] | ni ji ran shou jie bu jia, wei he you fan na ming an? |
[02:30.34] | su san xi pi er liu ban: |
[02:30.53] | na yi ri shu zhuang lai zhao jing, |
[02:35.57] | zai lou xia lai le peng xian sheng, |
[02:38.13] | jia shuo gong zi xin nan ning, |
[02:41.98] | hou nu zai jing xi di qi ceng. |
[02:45.27] | nu wei ta bei xin jiao ji lei cen cen, |
[02:48.65] | cong cong mang mang jiu dong le shen. |
[02:59.40] | chuan men yue jin ru qian ting, |
[03:03.12] | peng shi zhuan yan bu jian ren. |
[03:05.96] | yi bing yin yao fu nu shou, |
[03:09.50] | nu tai shou qu kai gong zi de men. |
[03:13.61] | dan jian nv zi ling luo yi di, |
[03:17.05] | xue pen yi chuang ming gui yin. |
[03:19.64] | hun hun chen chen yi wei ming, |
[03:23.26] | xing zhao de jing guan ta jiu jiang wo qin. |
[03:57.06] | pan bi zheng bai : |
[03:57.25] | tou tang guan si, shi zen yang de shen wen? |
[04:02.71] | su san xi pi yao ban: |
[04:03.05] | tou tang guan si wen de hao. |
[04:10.60] | pan bi zheng bai: er tang ne? |
[04:13.18] | su san xi pi yao ban : |
[04:13.38] | er tang guan si jiu bian le xin. |
[04:20.69] | liu bing yi bai : |
[04:20.89] | shang de tang qu you shi zen yang shen wen? |
[04:25.48] | su san xi pi liu shui ban : |
[04:25.67] | shang tang lai xian da si shi ban. |
[04:30.89] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai : ni bu gai zhao ren. |
[04:33.32] | su san xi pi liu shui ban : |
[04:33.51] | pi bian da duan le you shu gen. |
[04:38.13] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai : ye bu gai zhao ren! |
[04:40.87] | su san xi pi liu shui ban: |
[04:41.07] | fan fu ben dang bu zhao ren, |
[04:44.07] | wu qing de zan zi wo jiu nan shou xing. |
[04:51.55] | liu bing yi bai : |
[04:51.74] | ni na zhi xin de ren er ne? |
[04:54.24] | pan bi zheng bai : |
[04:54.44] | a shi a, wang gong zi ye gai lai tan wang yu ni! |
[04:59.68] | su san xi pi liu shui ban : |
[04:59.88] | wang gong zi yi jia duo he shun, |
[05:03.37] | ta yu wo lu shui de fu qi jiu you shen me qing? |
[05:12.27] | liu bing yi bai : |
[05:12.47] | ru jin ruo you gong zi zai, ni ke ren de ta? |
[05:16.79] | su san xi pi liu shui ban : |
[05:16.99] | man shuo wo ren de wang gong zi, |
[05:20.31] | meng sha gai lian wo ye ren ye ren de qing. |
[05:27.15] | liu bing yi bai : |
[05:27.35] | ni ren de ta, ru jin ta ding guan shu dai, bu lai ren ni, ye shi wang ran na! |
[05:36.08] | su san bai : da ren na! |
[05:40.78] | su san xi pi san ban: |
[05:40.97] | yan qian ruo you gong zi zai, |
[05:49.74] | zong si huang quan ye gan xin. |
[06:25.38] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai : |
[06:25.58] | fan fu wei yan song ting, ye zhi shi shuo shuo ba le. |
[06:32.04] | su san xi pi liu shui ban : |
[06:32.24] | tang de gong zi zai xiang jian, |
[06:35.69] | zhong shang zan zhi shou fei xing. |
[06:41.98] | liu bing yi bai : lai! |
[06:43.21] | long tao tong bai : you. |
[06:44.41] | liu bing yi bai : kan za! |
[06:46.59] | long tao za zhi |
[06:47.70] | su san bai : da ren na! |
[06:51.15] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai : |
[06:51.35] | hai yu jian ni na gong zi fou? |
[06:56.00] | su san xi pi liu shui ban : |
[06:56.19] | rao de gong zi jian nu mian, |
[06:59.75] | he ju dai jia fu bian ling? |
[07:07.29] | liu bing yi bai : lai! |
[07:08.29] | long tao tong bai : you. |
[07:09.59] | liu bing yi bai : shang jia! |
[07:11.27] | long tao jia zhi |
[07:11.45] | pan bi zheng bai : shi bian! |
[07:12.97] | long tao bian zhi |
[07:14.44] | su san bai: da ren na! |
[07:24.12] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong xiao : he he he he he he |
[07:28.44] | zhe fan fu, zhe fan fu zai da! |
[07:35.53] | long tao bian zhi |
[07:41.09] | su san ku : wu |
[07:45.68] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong xiao : |
[07:45.88] | fan fu, ni zhe ban mu yang, ruo shi ni na zhi xin ren er jian le, pa ye ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[08:05.14] | su san xi pi san ban : |
[08:05.58] | ruo yu gong zi ci yuan duan, |
[08:13.88] | qian dao wan gua mu bu ming. |
[09:02.11] | wang jin long bai: wang jin long zai ci! |
[09:07.42] | su san bai: a! gong zi! |
[09:11.88] | pan bi zheng liu bing yi tong bai: da ren |
[09:16.28] | wang jin long bai: |
[09:16.48] | na nv ke zheng shi wo X de, yu tang chun, wo dang tou an, ni qie qu ba. |
[09:29.04] | su san nian: |
[09:29.35] | gu wen lv hou zhuo ren zhi, |
[09:34.50] | jin you su san zi hui shen. |
[09:41.39] | si zhi jin duo bai dong gun, |
[09:48.01] | qing tian bi xue jian nu qing. |
[10:01.98] | su san duo dao fu shou dao, zi ci, zi qiang, cheng rou qiu, gun zhi wang jin long jiao xia. |
[10:09.88] | su san feng dian xiao: |
[10:13.67] | a gong zi! nu shi yi ge rou qiu ye! ni kan wo gun qi lai, yuan bu yuan a? run bu run a? ni hai ai bu ai wo ya? |
[10:47.99] | pan bi zheng feng dian bai: yuan a! |
[10:49.94] | liu bing yi feng dian bai: run a! |
[10:51.91] | wang jin long feng dian xiao: |
[10:52.51] | yuan a! run a! run a! yuan a! ai a! ai a! ai a! ha ha ha ha |
[00:15.68] | gòu sī: péng zhào zhāng |
[00:17.33] | qū: zhāng gǎi zì píng jù yù táng chūn huì shěn |
[00:18.82] | cí: péng gǎi zì píng jù yù táng chūn huì shěn |
[00:20.44] | biān qǔ: zhào |
[00:22.23] | rén shēng: zhāng |
[00:24.45] | jiàn pán biān chéng zhào |
[00:26.89] | X rén ài de dú jù diào sì zhī jǐn duò bái dòng gǔn, qīng tiān bì xuè jiàn nú qíng |
[00:41.04] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái: |
[00:42.16] | dà rén de jiù bìng yòu fù fā le, wǒ děng dài shěn, sū sān, jiāng nǐ suǒ fàn mìng àn màn màn dì jiǎng lái. |
[00:54.38] | sū sān bái: èr wèi dà rén róng bǐng! |
[01:04.94] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái: màn màn jiǎng lái. |
[01:11.05] | sū sān xī pí èr liù bǎn: |
[01:11.60] | zì cóng gōng zǐ guī yuán jùn, |
[01:30.08] | yù táng chūn zài běi lóu zhuāng bìng xíng. |
[01:51.66] | gōng zǐ chéng nuò zài tàn wèn, |
[02:04.46] | yù táng chūn shǒu jié bù jià rén. |
[02:22.25] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái: |
[02:22.45] | nǐ jì rán shǒu jié bù jià, wèi hé yòu fàn nà mìng àn? |
[02:30.34] | sū sān xī pí èr liù bǎn: |
[02:30.53] | nà yī rì shū zhuāng lái zhào jìng, |
[02:35.57] | zài lóu xià lái le péng xiān shēng, |
[02:38.13] | jiǎ shuō gōng zǐ xīn nán níng, |
[02:41.98] | hòu nú zài jīng xī dì qī céng. |
[02:45.27] | nú wèi tā bēi xīn jiāo jí lèi cén cén, |
[02:48.65] | cōng cōng máng máng jiù dòng le shēn. |
[02:59.40] | chuān mén yuè jìn rù qián tíng, |
[03:03.12] | péng shì zhuǎn yǎn bú jiàn rén. |
[03:05.96] | yī bǐng yín yào fù nú shǒu, |
[03:09.50] | nú tái shǒu qù kāi gōng zǐ de mén. |
[03:13.61] | dàn jiàn nǚ zǐ líng luò yī dì, |
[03:17.05] | xuè pēn yī chuáng mìng guī yīn. |
[03:19.64] | hūn hūn chén chén yì wèi míng, |
[03:23.26] | xìng zhào de jǐng guān tā jiù jiāng wǒ qín. |
[03:57.06] | pān bì zhèng bái : |
[03:57.25] | tóu táng guān sī, shì zěn yàng de shěn wèn? |
[04:02.71] | sū sān xī pí yáo bǎn: |
[04:03.05] | tóu táng guān sī wèn dé hǎo. |
[04:10.60] | pān bì zhèng bái: èr táng ne? |
[04:13.18] | sū sān xī pí yáo bǎn : |
[04:13.38] | èr táng guān sī jiù biàn le xīn. |
[04:20.69] | liú bǐng yì bái : |
[04:20.89] | shàng dé táng qù yòu shì zěn yàng shěn wèn? |
[04:25.48] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn : |
[04:25.67] | shàng táng lái xiān dǎ sì shí bǎn. |
[04:30.89] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái : nǐ bù gāi zhāo rèn. |
[04:33.32] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn : |
[04:33.51] | pí biān dǎ duàn le yǒu shù gēn. |
[04:38.13] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái : yě bù gāi zhāo rèn! |
[04:40.87] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn: |
[04:41.07] | fàn fù běn dāng bù zhāo rèn, |
[04:44.07] | wú qíng de zǎn zǐ wǒ jiù nán shòu xíng. |
[04:51.55] | liú bǐng yì bái : |
[04:51.74] | nǐ nǎ zhī xīn de rén ér ne? |
[04:54.24] | pān bì zhèng bái : |
[04:54.44] | a shì a, wáng gōng zǐ yě gāi lái tàn wàng yú nǐ! |
[04:59.68] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn : |
[04:59.88] | wáng gōng zǐ yī jiā duō hé shùn, |
[05:03.37] | tā yǔ wǒ lù shuǐ de fū qī jiù yǒu shén me qíng? |
[05:12.27] | liú bǐng yì bái : |
[05:12.47] | rú jīn ruò yǒu gōng zǐ zài, nǐ kě rèn de tā? |
[05:16.79] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn : |
[05:16.99] | màn shuō wǒ rèn de wáng gōng zǐ, |
[05:20.31] | méng shā gài liǎn wǒ yě rèn yě rèn de qīng. |
[05:27.15] | liú bǐng yì bái : |
[05:27.35] | nǐ rèn de tā, rú jīn tā dǐng guān shù dài, bù lái rèn nǐ, yě shì wǎng rán nǎ! |
[05:36.08] | sū sān bái : dà rén nǎ! |
[05:40.78] | sū sān xī pí sǎn bǎn: |
[05:40.97] | yǎn qián ruò yǒu gōng zǐ zài, |
[05:49.74] | zòng sǐ huáng quán yě gān xīn. |
[06:25.38] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái : |
[06:25.58] | fàn fù wēi yán sǒng tīng, yě zhǐ shì shuō shuō bà le. |
[06:32.04] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn : |
[06:32.24] | tǎng dé gōng zǐ zài xiāng jiàn, |
[06:35.69] | zhòng shàng zǎn zhǐ shòu fēi xíng. |
[06:41.98] | liú bǐng yì bái : lái! |
[06:43.21] | lóng tào tóng bái : yǒu. |
[06:44.41] | liú bǐng yì bái : kàn zā! |
[06:46.59] | lóng tào zā zhī |
[06:47.70] | sū sān bái : dà rén nǎ! |
[06:51.15] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái : |
[06:51.35] | hái yù jiàn nǐ nà gōng zǐ fǒu? |
[06:56.00] | sū sān xī pí liú shuǐ bǎn : |
[06:56.19] | ráo dé gōng zǐ jiàn nú miàn, |
[06:59.75] | hé jù dài jiā fù biān líng? |
[07:07.29] | liú bǐng yì bái : lái! |
[07:08.29] | lóng tào tóng bái : yǒu. |
[07:09.59] | liú bǐng yì bái : shàng jiā! |
[07:11.27] | lóng tào jiā zhī |
[07:11.45] | pān bì zhèng bái : shī biān! |
[07:12.97] | lóng tào biān zhī |
[07:14.44] | sū sān bái: dà rén nǎ! |
[07:24.12] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng xiào : hē hē hē hē hē hē |
[07:28.44] | zhè fàn fù, zhè fàn fù zài dǎ! |
[07:35.53] | lóng tào biān zhī |
[07:41.09] | sū sān kū : wū |
[07:45.68] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng xiào : |
[07:45.88] | fàn fù, nǐ zhè bān mú yàng, ruò shì nǐ nǎ zhī xīn rén ér jiàn le, pà yě hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[08:05.14] | sū sān xī pí sǎn bǎn : |
[08:05.58] | ruò yǔ gōng zǐ cǐ yuán duàn, |
[08:13.88] | qiān dāo wàn guǎ mù bù míng. |
[09:02.11] | wáng jīn lóng bái: wáng jīn lóng zài cǐ! |
[09:07.42] | sū sān bái: a! gōng zǐ! |
[09:11.88] | pān bì zhèng liú bǐng yì tóng bái: dà rén |
[09:16.28] | wáng jīn lóng bái: |
[09:16.48] | nà nǚ kè zhèng shì wǒ X de, yù táng chūn, wǒ dāng tóu àn, nǐ qiě qù ba. |
[09:29.04] | sū sān niàn: |
[09:29.35] | gǔ wén lǚ hòu zhuó rén zhì, |
[09:34.50] | jīn yǒu sū sān zì huǐ shēn. |
[09:41.39] | sì zhī jǐn duò bái dòng gǔn, |
[09:48.01] | qīng tiān bì xuè jiàn nú qíng. |
[10:01.98] | sū sān duó dāo fǔ shǒu dāo, zì cì, zì qiāng, chéng ròu qiú, gǔn zhì wáng jīn lóng jiǎo xià. |
[10:09.88] | sū sān fēng diān xiào: |
[10:13.67] | a gōng zǐ! nú shì yí gè ròu qiú yě! nǐ kàn wǒ gǔn qǐ lái, yuán bù yuán a? rùn bù rùn a? nǐ hái ài bù ài wǒ ya? |
[10:47.99] | pān bì zhèng fēng diān bái: yuán a! |
[10:49.94] | liú bǐng yì fēng diān bái: rùn a! |
[10:51.91] | wáng jīn lóng fēng diān xiào: |
[10:52.51] | yuán a! rùn a! rùn a! yuán a! ài a! ài a! ài a! hā hā hā hā |