[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 彭 |
[00:00.11] | 作词 : 彭 |
[00:00.35] | 《X人作者免责调》(乐队名,好奇怪,叫“周二下午谁没来?”) |
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[00:00.70] | 构思:彭 |
[00:01.05] | 曲:彭 |
[00:01.15] | 词:彭 |
[00:01.65] | 编曲:彭 |
[00:01.95] | 人声:赵、马 |
[00:02.15] | 吉他、键盘、编程、贝司:彭 |
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[00:02.34] | 屁屁,怎么了? |
[00:04.89] | 我来跟你说说我的歌! |
[00:09.00] | 你干得不错,X了七个。 |
[00:12.91] | 可是我唱的还是太少了! |
[00:16.98] | 一个,两个,七八个呢,还闹什么? |
[00:20.94] | 不够多,不够多,我还没过够瘾呢! |
[00:25.03] | 你的活,老彭负责—— |
[00:28.96] | 爸爸今天出门了,我来和你说一说! |
[00:34.00] | |
[00:34.85] | 呕,乖乖! |
[00:36.54] | 我也常愁上加愁, |
[00:39.62] | X人啊,X人啊,什么时候是个头? |
[00:43.80] | 什么时候,才能够—— |
[00:46.11] | 一劳永逸,把无穷多的人,都给X喽? |
[00:50.90] | 终于,一个深秋,我听到了一首,神秘的歌—— |
[00:55.64] | 它一下子告诉了我,该怎么做。 |
[00:59.12] | 你想知道是怎么回事么? |
[01:01.85] | 这首歌的第一段,是这么唱的: |
[01:05.00] | |
[01:05.55] | 屁屁,怎么了? |
[01:09.01] | 我来跟你说说我的歌! |
[01:13.02] | 你干得不错,X了七个。 |
[01:16.95] | 可是我唱的还是太少了! |
[01:21.44] | 一个,两个,七八个呢,还闹什么? |
[01:24.95] | 不够多,不够多,我还没过够瘾呢! |
[01:29.04] | 你的活,老彭负责—— |
[01:33.04] | 爸爸今天出门了,我来和你说一说! |
[01:37.30] | |
[01:37.71] | 别提了,我听过,听了整张专辑呢! |
[01:40.98] | 分了七章,一章七个,七七四十九个歌。 |
[01:45.00] | 乐队名,好奇怪,叫“周二下午谁没来?” |
[01:48.97] | 什么意思,真不好猜,一定把他们刨出来! |
[01:53.05] | 歌词里,常提到,车公庄和安贞桥。 |
[01:57.04] | 我踏遍北平找呀找,就在那儿把他们找到了。 |
[02:01.06] | 我偷偷地撬开门,套间里有五个人, |
[02:05.20] | 正录第四十首歌,第五段是这么唱的: |
[02:09.00] | |
[02:09.09] | 快点儿快点儿,屁屁!先把那个正在唱这句词的给X了! |
[02:13.39] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:15.00] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:17.14] | 快点儿快点儿,屁屁!再把那个就要唱下句词的给X了! |
[02:20.74] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:23.05] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:25.27] | 别停别停,屁屁!还有一个男的,一个女的,还有那个唱京剧的! |
[02:29.01] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:31.10] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:33.21] | 这就叫毕其功于一役,以后咱们这儿就没人可X了! |
[02:37.12] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:38.99] | X呀X呀X呀X! |
[02:41.00] | |
[02:41.06] | 现在你就使劲儿跳吧! |
[02:42.96] | 以后你可不许再闹啦! |
[02:45.05] | 啦…… |
[02:49.03] | 就数你X的人最多啦! |
[02:51.01] | 咱们再也没有作者啦! |
[02:52.92] | 啦…… |
[02:56.96] | 这样就没什么可怕啦! |
[02:59.00] | 可以永远逃避审cha啦! |
[03:01.22] | 啦…… |
[03:05.08] | 我们就要空前绝后啦! |
[03:07.05] | 我们就要放任自流啦! |
[03:09.05] | 啦…… |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : peng |
[00:00.11] | zuo ci : peng |
[00:00.35] | X ren zuo zhe mian ze diao yue dui ming, hao qi guai, jiao" zhou er xia wu shui mei lai?" |
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[00:00.70] | gou si: peng |
[00:01.05] | qu: peng |
[00:01.15] | ci: peng |
[00:01.65] | bian qu: peng |
[00:01.95] | ren sheng: zhao ma |
[00:02.15] | ji ta jian pan bian cheng bei si: peng |
[00:02.30] | |
[00:02.34] | pi pi, zen me le? |
[00:04.89] | wo lai gen ni shuo shuo wo de ge! |
[00:09.00] | ni gan de bu cuo, X le qi ge. |
[00:12.91] | ke shi wo chang de hai shi tai shao le! |
[00:16.98] | yi ge, liang ge, qi ba ge ne, hai nao shen me? |
[00:20.94] | bu gou duo, bu gou duo, wo hai mei guo gou yin ne! |
[00:25.03] | ni de huo, lao peng fu ze |
[00:28.96] | ba ba jin tian chu men le, wo lai he ni shuo yi shuo! |
[00:34.00] | |
[00:34.85] | ou, guai guai! |
[00:36.54] | wo ye chang chou shang jia chou, |
[00:39.62] | X ren a, X ren a, shen me shi hou shi ge tou? |
[00:43.80] | shen me shi hou, cai neng gou |
[00:46.11] | yi lao yong yi, ba wu qiong duo de ren, dou gei X lou? |
[00:50.90] | zhong yu, yi ge shen qiu, wo ting dao le yi shou, shen mi de ge |
[00:55.64] | ta yi xia zi gao su le wo, gai zen me zuo. |
[00:59.12] | ni xiang zhi dao shi zen me hui shi me? |
[01:01.85] | zhe shou ge de di yi duan, shi zhe me chang de: |
[01:05.00] | |
[01:05.55] | pi pi, zen me le? |
[01:09.01] | wo lai gen ni shuo shuo wo de ge! |
[01:13.02] | ni gan de bu cuo, X le qi ge. |
[01:16.95] | ke shi wo chang de hai shi tai shao le! |
[01:21.44] | yi ge, liang ge, qi ba ge ne, hai nao shen me? |
[01:24.95] | bu gou duo, bu gou duo, wo hai mei guo gou yin ne! |
[01:29.04] | ni de huo, lao peng fu ze |
[01:33.04] | ba ba jin tian chu men le, wo lai he ni shuo yi shuo! |
[01:37.30] | |
[01:37.71] | bie ti le, wo ting guo, ting le zheng zhang zhuan ji ne! |
[01:40.98] | fen le qi zhang, yi zhang qi ge, qi qi si shi jiu ge ge. |
[01:45.00] | yue dui ming, hao qi guai, jiao" zhou er xia wu shui mei lai?" |
[01:48.97] | shen me yi si, zhen bu hao cai, yi ding ba ta men pao chu lai! |
[01:53.05] | ge ci li, chang ti dao, che gong zhuang he an zhen qiao. |
[01:57.04] | wo ta bian bei ping zhao ya zhao, jiu zai na r ba ta men zhao dao le. |
[02:01.06] | wo tou tou di qiao kai men, tao jian li you wu ge ren, |
[02:05.20] | zheng lu di si shi shou ge, di wu duan shi zhe me chang de: |
[02:09.00] | |
[02:09.09] | kuai dian r kuai dian r, pi pi! xian ba na ge zheng zai chang zhe ju ci de gei X le! |
[02:13.39] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:15.00] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:17.14] | kuai dian r kuai dian r, pi pi! zai ba na ge jiu yao chang xia ju ci de gei X le! |
[02:20.74] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:23.05] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:25.27] | bie ting bie ting, pi pi! hai you yi ge nan de, yi ge nv de, hai you na ge chang jing ju de! |
[02:29.01] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:31.10] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:33.21] | zhe jiu jiao bi qi gong yu yi yi, yi hou zan men zhe er jiu mei ren ke X le! |
[02:37.12] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:38.99] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:41.00] | |
[02:41.06] | xian zai ni jiu shi jin r tiao ba! |
[02:42.96] | yi hou ni ke bu xu zai nao la! |
[02:45.05] | la |
[02:49.03] | jiu shu ni X de ren zui duo la! |
[02:51.01] | zan men zai ye mei you zuo zhe la! |
[02:52.92] | la |
[02:56.96] | zhe yang jiu mei shen me ke pa la! |
[02:59.00] | ke yi yong yuan tao bi shen cha la! |
[03:01.22] | la |
[03:05.08] | wo men jiu yao kong qian jue hou la! |
[03:07.05] | wo men jiu yao fang ren zi liu la! |
[03:09.05] | la |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : péng |
[00:00.11] | zuò cí : péng |
[00:00.35] | X rén zuò zhě miǎn zé diào yuè duì míng, hào qí guài, jiào" zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái?" |
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[00:00.70] | gòu sī: péng |
[00:01.05] | qū: péng |
[00:01.15] | cí: péng |
[00:01.65] | biān qǔ: péng |
[00:01.95] | rén shēng: zhào mǎ |
[00:02.15] | jí tā jiàn pán biān chéng bèi sī: péng |
[00:02.30] | |
[00:02.34] | pì pì, zěn me le? |
[00:04.89] | wǒ lái gēn nǐ shuō shuō wǒ de gē! |
[00:09.00] | nǐ gàn dé bù cuò, X le qī ge. |
[00:12.91] | kě shì wǒ chàng de hái shì tài shǎo le! |
[00:16.98] | yí gè, liǎng gè, qī bā gè ne, hái nào shén me? |
[00:20.94] | bù gòu duō, bù gòu duō, wǒ hái méi guò gòu yǐn ne! |
[00:25.03] | nǐ de huó, lǎo péng fù zé |
[00:28.96] | bà bà jīn tiān chū mén le, wǒ lái hé nǐ shuō yī shuō! |
[00:34.00] | |
[00:34.85] | ǒu, guāi guāi! |
[00:36.54] | wǒ yě cháng chóu shàng jiā chóu, |
[00:39.62] | X rén a, X rén a, shén me shí hòu shì gè tóu? |
[00:43.80] | shén me shí hòu, cái néng gòu |
[00:46.11] | yī láo yǒng yì, bǎ wú qióng duō de rén, dōu gěi X lóu? |
[00:50.90] | zhōng yú, yí gè shēn qiū, wǒ tīng dào le yī shǒu, shén mì de gē |
[00:55.64] | tā yī xià zǐ gào sù le wǒ, gāi zěn me zuò. |
[00:59.12] | nǐ xiǎng zhī dào shì zěn me huí shì me? |
[01:01.85] | zhè shǒu gē de dì yī duàn, shì zhè me chàng de: |
[01:05.00] | |
[01:05.55] | pì pì, zěn me le? |
[01:09.01] | wǒ lái gēn nǐ shuō shuō wǒ de gē! |
[01:13.02] | nǐ gàn dé bù cuò, X le qī ge. |
[01:16.95] | kě shì wǒ chàng de hái shì tài shǎo le! |
[01:21.44] | yí gè, liǎng gè, qī bā gè ne, hái nào shén me? |
[01:24.95] | bù gòu duō, bù gòu duō, wǒ hái méi guò gòu yǐn ne! |
[01:29.04] | nǐ de huó, lǎo péng fù zé |
[01:33.04] | bà bà jīn tiān chū mén le, wǒ lái hé nǐ shuō yī shuō! |
[01:37.30] | |
[01:37.71] | bié tí le, wǒ tīng guò, tīng le zhěng zhāng zhuān jí ne! |
[01:40.98] | fēn le qī zhāng, yī zhāng qī ge, qī qī sì shí jiǔ gè gē. |
[01:45.00] | yuè duì míng, hào qí guài, jiào" zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái?" |
[01:48.97] | shén me yì sī, zhēn bù hǎo cāi, yí dìng bǎ tā men páo chū lái! |
[01:53.05] | gē cí lǐ, cháng tí dào, chē gōng zhuāng hé ān zhēn qiáo. |
[01:57.04] | wǒ tà biàn běi píng zhǎo ya zhǎo, jiù zài na r bǎ tā men zhǎo dào le. |
[02:01.06] | wǒ tōu tōu dì qiào kāi mén, tào jiān lǐ yǒu wǔ gè rén, |
[02:05.20] | zhèng lù dì sì shí shǒu gē, dì wǔ duàn shì zhè me chàng de: |
[02:09.00] | |
[02:09.09] | kuài diǎn r kuài diǎn r, pì pì! xiān bǎ nà gè zhèng zài chàng zhè jù cí de gěi X le! |
[02:13.39] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:15.00] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:17.14] | kuài diǎn r kuài diǎn r, pì pì! zài bǎ nà gè jiù yào chàng xià jù cí de gěi X le! |
[02:20.74] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:23.05] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:25.27] | bié tíng bié tíng, pì pì! hái yǒu yí gè nán de, yí gè nǚ de, hái yǒu nà gè chàng jīng jù de! |
[02:29.01] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:31.10] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:33.21] | zhè jiù jiào bì qí gōng yú yī yì, yǐ hòu zán men zhè ér jiù méi rén kě X le! |
[02:37.12] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:38.99] | X ya X ya X ya X! |
[02:41.00] | |
[02:41.06] | xiàn zài nǐ jiù shǐ jìn r tiào ba! |
[02:42.96] | yǐ hòu nǐ kě bù xǔ zài nào la! |
[02:45.05] | la |
[02:49.03] | jiù shù nǐ X de rén zuì duō la! |
[02:51.01] | zán men zài yě méi yǒu zuò zhě la! |
[02:52.92] | la |
[02:56.96] | zhè yàng jiù méi shén me kě pà la! |
[02:59.00] | kě yǐ yǒng yuǎn táo bì shěn cha la! |
[03:01.22] | la |
[03:05.08] | wǒ men jiù yào kōng qián jué hòu la! |
[03:07.05] | wǒ men jiù yào fàng rèn zì liú la! |
[03:09.05] | la |