| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 赵、王 |
| [00:00.18] | 作词 : 彭、赵、王 |
| [00:00.56] | 构思：赵、彭 |
| [00:00.86] | 编曲：赵 |
| [00:01.36] | 人声：彭、王 |
| [00:01.86] | 吉他、键盘、编程、贝司：赵 |
| [00:02.86] | 《X人富翁买狗调》（万能狗，赛藏獒！无能狗，赛孔丘） |
| [00:04.48] | 买狗吗？ |
| [00:05.65] | 我家狗没毛， |
| [00:07.09] | 学人叫，会做有氧操。 |
| [00:08.90] | （哎呀！唉呦！） |
| [00:09.86] | 买人吗？ |
| [00:10.88] | 嫩哒妊娠哒，爱冒险哒， |
| [00:12.46] | 没有要脸哒！ |
| [00:14.32] | （我哒？天哪！） |
| [00:15.22] | 你上火星爽？你要冰冻舱？ |
| [00:16.34] | 他泡qq网？她买bb霜？ |
| [00:18.52] | （上网了？下去了。） |
| [00:19.55] | 这里卖，古今中外， |
| [00:21.67] | 上三十三重楼盘，下十八层样板间—— |
| [00:23.11] | （上月了？下来了。） |
| [00:26.45] | 哦，高延津，你脑袋让，屁崩肿了，还是萌呆了？ |
| [00:29.85] | （哎呀呀呀呀呀——） |
| [00:32.01] | 哦，高登民，你不听大人安排，搭着卖了也活该了！ |
| [00:33.84] | （唉呦哟哟哟哟——） |
| [00:37.91] | 东单西单找，官园梨园刨，刨不着。 |
| [00:40.81] | 双井王府井，淘也不好淘。 |
| [00:41.88] | （买不到好宝宝！） |
| [00:43.80] | 你俩蹲蹲好，大家瞧一瞧： |
| [00:46.31] | 万能狗，赛藏獒！ |
| [00:47.33] | （俺要个好宝宝！） |
| [00:50.04] | 啊欠！ |
| [00:51.50] | 噢耶？ |
| [00:52.95] | 金主儿！大爷！ |
| [00:56.39] | 不趁钱，趁曼联！ |
| [00:59.87] | 趁东莞！趁太原！ |
| [01:03.45] | 啊欠！ |
| [01:04.88] | 您瞜瞜这个，戴安娜出车祸的车。 |
| [01:07.75] | （球不咋！） |
| [01:08.48] | 再瞅瞅那个，高佩罗涮火锅的锅。 |
| [01:10.59] | （闹不成！） |
| [01:11.54] | 格拉芙的鞋垫儿，赖宁炼成的炭， |
| [01:13.48] | （真叫人恶球心呐，不球行还不虚心。） |
| [01:14.91] | 海灯法师的鸡眼儿，马门溪龙的肝！ |
| [01:16.66] | （不球行还不虚心，真叫人呐恶球心！） |
| [01:18.36] | 我要，孙悟空的救命毫毛、 |
| [01:20.29] | 天an门一样大的熊猫、 |
| [01:21.99] | （哎呀——唉呦——） |
| [01:22.64] | 玛利亚的处nv膜、林黛玉的pi， |
| [01:23.62] | 挣我的钱，可没那么容易！ |
| [01:24.78] | （哎呀——唉呦——） |
| [01:26.54] | 这是啥？ |
| [01:27.44] | 万万不能狗， |
| [01:29.03] | 不听话， |
| [01:29.73] | 到处把人X！ |
| [01:30.80] | （哎呀呀呀呀呀——） |
| [01:31.76] | 这个好， |
| [01:32.65] | 贵过宝月楼， |
| [01:33.61] | 买回家， |
| [01:34.38] | pi用都没有！ |
| [01:35.24] | （唉呦哟哟哟哟——） |
| [01:36.26] | 大爷别打眼，生贩爱耍千。 |
| [01:38.56] | 购得丧家犬，恐遭同人嫌。 |
| [01:40.26] | （都别劝，老子有钱！） |
| [01:41.31] | 去死bou，你们懂个球！ |
| [01:43.55] | 握握乖乖手， |
| [01:44.91] | 无能狗，赛孔丘！ |
| [01:45.87] | （无能狗，赛孔丘！） |
| [01:48.30] | 卖我！ |
| [01:49.66] | 快买！ |
| [01:50.19] | 不卖！ |
| [01:50.73] | 就要！ |
| [01:51.34] | 敢不卖？ |
| [01:52.34] | 给你脸！ |
| [01:53.29] | 就不卖！ |
| [01:54.19] | 不要脸！ |
| [01:55.10] | 爷趁钱！ |
| [01:55.95] | 咱愣买！ |
| [01:56.83] | 金不换！ |
| [01:57.61] | 球事吧！ |
| [01:58.46] | 趁义和团！ |
| [02:00.08] | 趁八宝山！ |
| [02:01.13] | 那就卖吧！ |
| [02:03.67] | 您瞜瞜这个，领导开fang开的房车。 |
| [02:05.09] | （球不咋！） |
| [02:06.53] | 再瞅瞅那个，群众大锅搭伙的锅。 |
| [02:08.50] | （闹不成！） |
| [02:10.04] | |
| [02:12.07] | （滋了滋了滋了滋了，看歪次货！） |
| [02:12.82] | 您舒舒服服坐好，挠挠小狗瓢儿—— |
| [02:14.96] | （滋了滋了，滋了个pi嘞！滋了个pi嘞！） |
| [02:16.52] | 别了潘家园，就奔琉璃厂， |
| [02:18.67] | 上了小西天，就下禄米仓。 |
| [02:19.83] | （哎呀，哎呀，唉呦，唉呦——） |
| [02:20.64] | 西征sao子营，东扫nai子房， |
| [02:21.63] | 跨过动物园，就来到了车公庄！ |
| [02:23.77] | （哎呀，哎呀，唉呦，唉呦——） |
| [02:30.33] | 小朋友，你们猜猜，两只小狗狗后来怎么啦？ |
| [02:36.03] | 欲知后事如何，玩儿蛋去吧！ |
| [02:39.03] | |
| [02:40.03][注：此调中男声和女声不总代表老彭和赵警官的女弟子。] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhao wang |
| [00:00.18] | zuo ci : peng zhao wang |
| [00:00.56] | gou si: zhao peng |
| [00:00.86] | bian qu: zhao |
| [00:01.36] | ren sheng: peng wang |
| [00:01.86] | ji ta jian pan bian cheng bei si: zhao |
| [00:02.86] | X ren fu weng mai gou diao wan neng gou, sai zang ao! wu neng gou, sai kong qiu |
| [00:04.48] | mai gou ma? |
| [00:05.65] | wo jia gou mei mao, |
| [00:07.09] | xue ren jiao, hui zuo you yang cao. |
| [00:08.90] | ai ya! ai you! |
| [00:09.86] | mai ren ma? |
| [00:10.88] | nen da ren shen da, ai mao xian da, |
| [00:12.46] | mei you yao lian da! |
| [00:14.32] | wo da? tian na! |
| [00:15.22] | ni shang huo xing shuang? ni yao bing dong cang? |
| [00:16.34] | ta pao qq wang? ta mai bb shuang? |
| [00:18.52] | shang wang le? xia qu le. |
| [00:19.55] | zhe li mai, gu jin zhong wai, |
| [00:21.67] | shang san shi san chong lou pan, xia shi ba ceng yang ban jian |
| [00:23.11] | shang yue le? xia lai le. |
| [00:26.45] | o, gao yan jin, ni nao dai rang, pi beng zhong le, hai shi meng dai le? |
| [00:29.85] | ai ya ya ya ya ya |
| [00:32.01] | o, gao deng min, ni bu ting da ren an pai, da zhe mai le ye huo gai le! |
| [00:33.84] | ai you yo yo yo yo |
| [00:37.91] | dong dan xi dan zhao, guan yuan li yuan pao, pao bu zhao. |
| [00:40.81] | shuang jing wang fu jing, tao ye bu hao tao. |
| [00:41.88] | mai bu dao hao bao bao! |
| [00:43.80] | ni lia dun dun hao, da jia qiao yi qiao: |
| [00:46.31] | wan neng gou, sai zang ao! |
| [00:47.33] | an yao ge hao bao bao! |
| [00:50.04] | a qian! |
| [00:51.50] | o ye? |
| [00:52.95] | jin zhu er! da ye! |
| [00:56.39] | bu chen qian, chen man lian! |
| [00:59.87] | chen dong guan! chen tai yuan! |
| [01:03.45] | a qian! |
| [01:04.88] | nin lou lou zhe ge, dai an na chu che huo de che. |
| [01:07.75] | qiu bu za! |
| [01:08.48] | zai chou chou na ge, gao pei luo shuan huo guo de guo. |
| [01:10.59] | nao bu cheng! |
| [01:11.54] | ge la fu de xie dian er, lai ning lian cheng de tan, |
| [01:13.48] | zhen jiao ren e qiu xin na, bu qiu xing hai bu xu xin. |
| [01:14.91] | hai deng fa shi de ji yan er, ma men xi long de gan! |
| [01:16.66] | bu qiu xing hai bu xu xin, zhen jiao ren na e qiu xin! |
| [01:18.36] | wo yao, sun wu kong de jiu ming hao mao |
| [01:20.29] | tian an men yi yang da de xiong mao |
| [01:21.99] | ai ya ai you |
| [01:22.64] | ma li ya de chu nv mo lin dai yu de pi, |
| [01:23.62] | zheng wo de qian, ke mei na me rong yi! |
| [01:24.78] | ai ya ai you |
| [01:26.54] | zhe shi sha? |
| [01:27.44] | wan wan bu neng gou, |
| [01:29.03] | bu ting hua, |
| [01:29.73] | dao chu ba ren X! |
| [01:30.80] | ai ya ya ya ya ya |
| [01:31.76] | zhe ge hao, |
| [01:32.65] | gui guo bao yue lou, |
| [01:33.61] | mai hui jia, |
| [01:34.38] | pi yong dou mei you! |
| [01:35.24] | ai you yo yo yo yo |
| [01:36.26] | da ye bie da yan, sheng fan ai shua qian. |
| [01:38.56] | gou de sang jia quan, kong zao tong ren xian. |
| [01:40.26] | dou bie quan, lao zi you qian! |
| [01:41.31] | qu si bou, ni men dong ge qiu! |
| [01:43.55] | wo wo guai guai shou, |
| [01:44.91] | wu neng gou, sai kong qiu! |
| [01:45.87] | wu neng gou, sai kong qiu! |
| [01:48.30] | mai wo! |
| [01:49.66] | kuai mai! |
| [01:50.19] | bu mai! |
| [01:50.73] | jiu yao! |
| [01:51.34] | gan bu mai? |
| [01:52.34] | gei ni lian! |
| [01:53.29] | jiu bu mai! |
| [01:54.19] | bu yao lian! |
| [01:55.10] | ye chen qian! |
| [01:55.95] | zan leng mai! |
| [01:56.83] | jin bu huan! |
| [01:57.61] | qiu shi ba! |
| [01:58.46] | chen yi he tuan! |
| [02:00.08] | chen ba bao shan! |
| [02:01.13] | na jiu mai ba! |
| [02:03.67] | nin lou lou zhe ge, ling dao kai fang kai de fang che. |
| [02:05.09] | qiu bu za! |
| [02:06.53] | zai chou chou na ge, qun zhong da guo da huo de guo. |
| [02:08.50] | nao bu cheng! |
| [02:10.04] | |
| [02:12.07] | zi le zi le zi le zi le, kan wai ci huo! |
| [02:12.82] | nin shu shu fu fu zuo hao, nao nao xiao gou piao er |
| [02:14.96] | zi le zi le, zi le ge pi lei! zi le ge pi lei! |
| [02:16.52] | bie le pan jia yuan, jiu ben liu li chang, |
| [02:18.67] | shang le xiao xi tian, jiu xia lu mi cang. |
| [02:19.83] | ai ya, ai ya, ai you, ai you |
| [02:20.64] | xi zheng sao zi ying, dong sao nai zi fang, |
| [02:21.63] | kua guo dong wu yuan, jiu lai dao le che gong zhuang! |
| [02:23.77] | ai ya, ai ya, ai you, ai you |
| [02:30.33] | xiao peng you, ni men cai cai, liang zhi xiao gou gou hou lai zen me la? |
| [02:36.03] | yu zhi hou shi ru he, wan er dan qu ba! |
| [02:39.03] | |
| [02:40.03][注：此调中男声和女声不总代表老彭和赵警官的女弟子。] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhào wáng |
| [00:00.18] | zuò cí : péng zhào wáng |
| [00:00.56] | gòu sī: zhào péng |
| [00:00.86] | biān qǔ: zhào |
| [00:01.36] | rén shēng: péng wáng |
| [00:01.86] | jí tā jiàn pán biān chéng bèi sī: zhào |
| [00:02.86] | X rén fù wēng mǎi gǒu diào wàn néng gǒu, sài zàng áo! wú néng gǒu, sài kǒng qiū |
| [00:04.48] | mǎi gǒu ma? |
| [00:05.65] | wǒ jiā gǒu méi máo, |
| [00:07.09] | xué rén jiào, huì zuò yǒu yǎng cāo. |
| [00:08.90] | āi yā! āi yōu! |
| [00:09.86] | mǎi rén ma? |
| [00:10.88] | nèn dā rèn shēn dā, ài mào xiǎn dā, |
| [00:12.46] | méi yǒu yào liǎn dā! |
| [00:14.32] | wǒ dā? tiān na! |
| [00:15.22] | nǐ shàng huǒ xīng shuǎng? nǐ yào bīng dòng cāng? |
| [00:16.34] | tā pào qq wǎng? tā mǎi bb shuāng? |
| [00:18.52] | shàng wǎng le? xià qù le. |
| [00:19.55] | zhè lǐ mài, gǔ jīn zhōng wài, |
| [00:21.67] | shàng sān shí sān chóng lóu pán, xià shí bā céng yàng bǎn jiān |
| [00:23.11] | shàng yuè le? xià lái le. |
| [00:26.45] | ó, gāo yán jīn, nǐ nǎo dài ràng, pì bēng zhǒng le, hái shì méng dāi le? |
| [00:29.85] | āi yā yā yā yā yā |
| [00:32.01] | ó, gāo dēng mín, nǐ bù tīng dà rén ān pái, dā zhe mài le yě huó gāi le! |
| [00:33.84] | āi yōu yō yō yō yō |
| [00:37.91] | dōng dān xī dān zhǎo, guān yuán lí yuán páo, páo bù zháo. |
| [00:40.81] | shuāng jǐng wáng fǔ jǐng, táo yě bù hǎo táo. |
| [00:41.88] | mǎi bú dào hǎo bǎo bǎo! |
| [00:43.80] | nǐ liǎ dūn dūn hǎo, dà jiā qiáo yī qiáo: |
| [00:46.31] | wàn néng gǒu, sài zàng áo! |
| [00:47.33] | ǎn yào gè hǎo bǎo bǎo! |
| [00:50.04] | a qiàn! |
| [00:51.50] | ō yé? |
| [00:52.95] | jīn zhǔ ér! dà yé! |
| [00:56.39] | bù chèn qián, chèn màn lián! |
| [00:59.87] | chèn dōng guǎn! chèn tài yuán! |
| [01:03.45] | a qiàn! |
| [01:04.88] | nín lōu lōu zhè gè, dài ān nà chū chē huò de chē. |
| [01:07.75] | qiú bù zǎ! |
| [01:08.48] | zài chǒu chǒu nà gè, gāo pèi luó shuàn huǒ guō de guō. |
| [01:10.59] | nào bù chéng! |
| [01:11.54] | gé lā fú de xié diàn ér, lài níng liàn chéng de tàn, |
| [01:13.48] | zhēn jiào rén è qiú xīn nà, bù qiú xíng hái bù xū xīn. |
| [01:14.91] | hǎi dēng fǎ shī de jī yǎn ér, mǎ mén xī lóng de gān! |
| [01:16.66] | bù qiú xíng hái bù xū xīn, zhēn jiào rén nà è qiú xīn! |
| [01:18.36] | wǒ yào, sūn wù kōng de jiù mìng háo máo |
| [01:20.29] | tiān an mén yí yàng dà de xióng māo |
| [01:21.99] | āi yā āi yōu |
| [01:22.64] | mǎ lì yà de chù nv mó lín dài yù de pi, |
| [01:23.62] | zhēng wǒ de qián, kě méi nà me róng yì! |
| [01:24.78] | āi yā āi yōu |
| [01:26.54] | zhè shì shà? |
| [01:27.44] | wàn wàn bù néng gǒu, |
| [01:29.03] | bù tīng huà, |
| [01:29.73] | dào chù bǎ rén X! |
| [01:30.80] | āi yā yā yā yā yā |
| [01:31.76] | zhè gè hǎo, |
| [01:32.65] | guì guò bǎo yuè lóu, |
| [01:33.61] | mǎi huí jiā, |
| [01:34.38] | pi yòng dōu méi yǒu! |
| [01:35.24] | āi yōu yō yō yō yō |
| [01:36.26] | dà yé bié dǎ yǎn, shēng fàn ài shuǎ qiān. |
| [01:38.56] | gòu de sàng jiā quǎn, kǒng zāo tóng rén xián. |
| [01:40.26] | dōu bié quàn, lǎo zi yǒu qián! |
| [01:41.31] | qù sǐ bou, nǐ men dǒng gè qiú! |
| [01:43.55] | wò wò guāi guāi shǒu, |
| [01:44.91] | wú néng gǒu, sài kǒng qiū! |
| [01:45.87] | wú néng gǒu, sài kǒng qiū! |
| [01:48.30] | mài wǒ! |
| [01:49.66] | kuài mǎi! |
| [01:50.19] | bù mài! |
| [01:50.73] | jiù yào! |
| [01:51.34] | gǎn bù mài? |
| [01:52.34] | gěi nǐ liǎn! |
| [01:53.29] | jiù bù mài! |
| [01:54.19] | bú yào liǎn! |
| [01:55.10] | yé chèn qián! |
| [01:55.95] | zán lèng mǎi! |
| [01:56.83] | jīn bù huàn! |
| [01:57.61] | qiú shì ba! |
| [01:58.46] | chèn yì hé tuán! |
| [02:00.08] | chèn bā bǎo shān! |
| [02:01.13] | nà jiù mài ba! |
| [02:03.67] | nín lōu lōu zhè gè, lǐng dǎo kāi fang kāi de fáng chē. |
| [02:05.09] | qiú bù zǎ! |
| [02:06.53] | zài chǒu chǒu nà gè, qún zhòng dà guō dā huǒ de guō. |
| [02:08.50] | nào bù chéng! |
| [02:10.04] | |
| [02:12.07] | zī le zī le zī le zī le, kàn wāi cì huò! |
| [02:12.82] | nín shū shū fú fu zuò hǎo, náo náo xiǎo gǒu piáo ér |
| [02:14.96] | zī le zī le, zī le gè pi lei! zī le gè pi lei! |
| [02:16.52] | bié le pān jiā yuán, jiù bēn liú lí chǎng, |
| [02:18.67] | shàng le xiǎo xī tiān, jiù xià lù mǐ cāng. |
| [02:19.83] | āi yā, āi yā, āi yōu, āi yōu |
| [02:20.64] | xī zhēng sao zi yíng, dōng sǎo nai zǐ fáng, |
| [02:21.63] | kuà guò dòng wù yuán, jiù lái dào le chē gōng zhuāng! |
| [02:23.77] | āi yā, āi yā, āi yōu, āi yōu |
| [02:30.33] | xiǎo péng yǒu, nǐ men cāi cāi, liǎng zhǐ xiǎo gǒu gǒu hòu lái zěn me la? |
| [02:36.03] | yù zhī hòu shì rú hé, wán ér dàn qù ba! |
| [02:39.03] | |
| [02:40.03][注：此调中男声和女声不总代表老彭和赵警官的女弟子。] |
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