| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 赵 |
| [00:00.333] | 作词 : 彭 |
| [00:01.00] | 《X人海豚墓场调》（让我们一起做正能量民族的宠儿） |
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| [00:02.21] | 构思：赵、彭 |
| [00:03.21] | 曲：赵 |
| [00:04.21] | 词：彭 |
| [00:05.90] | 编曲：赵、彭 |
| [00:06.90] | 吉他、编程：赵 |
| [00:07.60] | 贝司：彭、赵 |
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| [00:08.09] | 谁曾经嚼着塞牙的牛肉脯， |
| [00:11.28] | 营救狗狗于京津塘高速？ |
| [00:14.46] | 谁在周末文化馆演奏二胡， |
| [00:17.64] | 又人rou举报nue猫的shao妇？ |
| [00:21.08] | 谁只去动批买省钱的皮裤， |
| [00:24.53] | 所有的积蓄，都喂给了流浪动物？ |
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| [00:27.53] | 就是我！ |
| [00:30.93] | 爱吃大象饼干，爱刺米奇纹身。 |
| [00:34.11] | 就是我！ |
| [00:37.14] | 最爱月光下，玻璃中的蔚蓝海豚， |
| [00:40.58] | 游弋，滑行 |
| [00:43.63] | 优雅的声纳，彼岸花般娇嫩， |
| [00:46.79] | 就像我， |
| [00:50.09] | 海豚宾馆中寂寞绽放的女人。 |
| [00:59.00] | |
| [00:59.71] | 我举起套环，让银球飞舞， |
| [01:02.73] | 海豚们腾空，观众们欢呼。 |
| [01:06.09] | 蜜雪儿划过这金色的下午， |
| [01:09.65] | 自由的水花，像生命的瀑布。 |
| [01:12.55] | 拍拍它的额头，我高贵的公主， |
| [01:15.80] | 它曾，深深，温暖我，最深的孤独…… |
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| [01:19.45] | 你是谁？ |
| [01:22.31] | 怎么可以弄脏蜜雪儿的头部？！ |
| [01:25.36] | 你们是谁？ |
| [01:28.83] | 辜负了自然的爱，怎么为人父母？！ |
| [01:31.83] | 人性良知， |
| [01:35.21] | 道德的底线，你们都要侮辱！ |
| [01:38.29] | 海豚，就是我们—— |
| [01:41.49] | 是这个正能量，复兴民族的宠物！ |
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| [01:49.07] | 夜深了，我轻声对蜜雪儿道晚安。 |
| [01:55.91] | 黑暗中，一个白天的观众，突然出现。 |
| [02:02.04] | 她叼着蜜雪儿，鲜血淋漓的鳍！ |
| [02:09.06] | 性灵的圣殿，崩溃下去，崩溃下去…… |
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| [02:18.22] | 醒来时我被捆在中yang，的中yang，水池的中yang。 |
| [02:25.47] | 蜜雪儿挣扎在岸上，的岸上，血po的岸上。 |
| [02:31.88] | 她剔着它的白骨，它的皮肤，它的泄殖腔。 |
| [02:38.23] | 她丢着它的肉，朝我的脸上，我纯良的脸上。 |
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| [02:44.03] | 蜜雪儿， |
| [02:45.97] | 你光滑的皮肤，包住我的自卑。 |
| [02:49.42] | 蜜雪儿， |
| [02:52.48] | 你纯洁的白骨，撑起我的深邃。 |
| [02:55.85] | mi穴儿（她叫我mi穴儿）， |
| [02:59.27] | 让我们穿梭过，处子般干涸的， |
| [03:02.11] | mi穴儿（我是蜜雪儿）， |
| [03:05.94] | 让我们一起做正能量民族的宠儿！ |
| [03:12.42] | 慢慢，沉底儿…… |
| [03:18.20] | 冒着泡儿，沉底儿…… |
| [03:23.32] | 翻着白眼儿，沉底儿…… |
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| [03:29.32][注：此调中女声不代表赵警官的女弟子。] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhao |
| [00:00.333] | zuo ci : peng |
| [00:01.00] | X ren hai tun mu chang diao rang wo men yi qi zuo zheng neng liang min zu de chong er |
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| [00:02.21] | gou si: zhao peng |
| [00:03.21] | qu: zhao |
| [00:04.21] | ci: peng |
| [00:05.90] | bian qu: zhao peng |
| [00:06.90] | ji ta bian cheng: zhao |
| [00:07.60] | bei si: peng zhao |
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| [00:08.09] | shui ceng jing jue zhe sai ya de niu rou fu, |
| [00:11.28] | ying jiu gou gou yu jing jin tang gao su? |
| [00:14.46] | shui zai zhou mo wen hua guan yan zou er hu, |
| [00:17.64] | you ren rou ju bao nue mao de shao fu? |
| [00:21.08] | shui zhi qu dong pi mai sheng qian de pi ku, |
| [00:24.53] | suo you de ji xu, dou wei gei le liu lang dong wu? |
| [00:27.00] | |
| [00:27.53] | jiu shi wo! |
| [00:30.93] | ai chi da xiang bing gan, ai ci mi qi wen shen. |
| [00:34.11] | jiu shi wo! |
| [00:37.14] | zui ai yue guang xia, bo li zhong de wei lan hai tun, |
| [00:40.58] | you yi, hua xing |
| [00:43.63] | you ya de sheng na, bi an hua ban jiao nen, |
| [00:46.79] | jiu xiang wo, |
| [00:50.09] | hai tun bin guan zhong ji mo zhan fang de nv ren. |
| [00:59.00] | |
| [00:59.71] | wo ju qi tao huan, rang yin qiu fei wu, |
| [01:02.73] | hai tun men teng kong, guan zhong men huan hu. |
| [01:06.09] | mi xue er hua guo zhe jin se de xia wu, |
| [01:09.65] | zi you de shui hua, xiang sheng ming de pu bu. |
| [01:12.55] | pai pai ta de e tou, wo gao gui de gong zhu, |
| [01:15.80] | ta ceng, shen shen, wen nuan wo, zui shen de gu du |
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| [01:19.45] | ni shi shui? |
| [01:22.31] | zen me ke yi nong zang mi xue er de tou bu?! |
| [01:25.36] | ni men shi shui? |
| [01:28.83] | gu fu le zi ran de ai, zen me wei ren fu mu?! |
| [01:31.83] | ren xing liang zhi, |
| [01:35.21] | dao de de di xian, ni men dou yao wu ru! |
| [01:38.29] | hai tun, jiu shi wo men |
| [01:41.49] | shi zhe ge zheng neng liang, fu xing min zu de chong wu! |
| [01:49.00] | |
| [01:49.07] | ye shen le, wo qing sheng dui mi xue er dao wan an. |
| [01:55.91] | hei an zhong, yi ge bai tian de guan zhong, tu ran chu xian. |
| [02:02.04] | ta diao zhe mi xue er, xian xue lin li de qi! |
| [02:09.06] | xing ling de sheng dian, beng kui xia qu, beng kui xia qu |
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| [02:18.22] | xing lai shi wo bei kun zai zhong yang, de zhong yang, shui chi de zhong yang. |
| [02:25.47] | mi xue er zheng zha zai an shang, de an shang, xue po de an shang. |
| [02:31.88] | ta ti zhe ta de bai gu, ta de pi fu, ta de xie zhi qiang. |
| [02:38.23] | ta diu zhe ta de rou, chao wo de lian shang, wo chun liang de lian shang. |
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| [02:44.03] | mi xue er, |
| [02:45.97] | ni guang hua de pi fu, bao zhu wo de zi bei. |
| [02:49.42] | mi xue er, |
| [02:52.48] | ni chun jie de bai gu, cheng qi wo de shen sui. |
| [02:55.85] | mi xue er ta jiao wo mi xue er, |
| [02:59.27] | rang wo men chuan suo guo, chu zi ban gan he de, |
| [03:02.11] | mi xue er wo shi mi xue er, |
| [03:05.94] | rang wo men yi qi zuo zheng neng liang min zu de chong er! |
| [03:12.42] | man man, chen di er |
| [03:18.20] | mao zhe pao er, chen di er |
| [03:23.32] | fan zhe bai yan er, chen di er |
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| [03:29.32][注：此调中女声不代表赵警官的女弟子。] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhào |
| [00:00.333] | zuò cí : péng |
| [00:01.00] | X rén hǎi tún mù chǎng diào ràng wǒ men yì qǐ zuò zhèng néng liàng mín zú de chǒng ér |
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| [00:02.21] | gòu sī: zhào péng |
| [00:03.21] | qū: zhào |
| [00:04.21] | cí: péng |
| [00:05.90] | biān qǔ: zhào péng |
| [00:06.90] | jí tā biān chéng: zhào |
| [00:07.60] | bèi sī: péng zhào |
| [00:08.00] | |
| [00:08.09] | shuí céng jīng jué zhe sāi yá de niú ròu fǔ, |
| [00:11.28] | yíng jiù gǒu gǒu yú jīng jīn táng gāo sù? |
| [00:14.46] | shuí zài zhōu mò wén huà guǎn yǎn zòu èr hú, |
| [00:17.64] | yòu rén rou jǔ bào nue māo de shao fù? |
| [00:21.08] | shuí zhǐ qù dòng pī mǎi shěng qián de pí kù, |
| [00:24.53] | suǒ yǒu de jī xù, dōu wèi gěi le liú làng dòng wù? |
| [00:27.00] | |
| [00:27.53] | jiù shì wǒ! |
| [00:30.93] | ài chī dà xiàng bǐng gān, ài cì mǐ qí wén shēn. |
| [00:34.11] | jiù shì wǒ! |
| [00:37.14] | zuì ài yuè guāng xià, bō lí zhōng de wèi lán hǎi tún, |
| [00:40.58] | yóu yì, huá xíng |
| [00:43.63] | yōu yǎ de shēng nà, bǐ àn huā bān jiāo nèn, |
| [00:46.79] | jiù xiàng wǒ, |
| [00:50.09] | hǎi tún bīn guǎn zhōng jì mò zhàn fàng de nǚ rén. |
| [00:59.00] | |
| [00:59.71] | wǒ jǔ qǐ tào huán, ràng yín qiú fēi wǔ, |
| [01:02.73] | hǎi tún men téng kōng, guān zhòng men huān hū. |
| [01:06.09] | mì xuě ér huá guò zhè jīn sè de xià wǔ, |
| [01:09.65] | zì yóu de shuǐ huā, xiàng shēng mìng de pù bù. |
| [01:12.55] | pāi pāi tā de é tóu, wǒ gāo guì de gōng zhǔ, |
| [01:15.80] | tā céng, shēn shēn, wēn nuǎn wǒ, zuì shēn de gū dú |
| [01:19.00] | |
| [01:19.45] | nǐ shì shuí? |
| [01:22.31] | zěn me kě yǐ nòng zāng mì xuě ér de tóu bù?! |
| [01:25.36] | nǐ men shì shuí? |
| [01:28.83] | gū fù le zì rán de ài, zěn me wéi rén fù mǔ?! |
| [01:31.83] | rén xìng liáng zhī, |
| [01:35.21] | dào dé de dǐ xiàn, nǐ men dōu yào wǔ rǔ! |
| [01:38.29] | hǎi tún, jiù shì wǒ men |
| [01:41.49] | shì zhè gè zhèng néng liàng, fù xīng mín zú de chǒng wù! |
| [01:49.00] | |
| [01:49.07] | yè shēn le, wǒ qīng shēng duì mì xuě ér dào wǎn ān. |
| [01:55.91] | hēi àn zhōng, yí gè bái tiān de guān zhòng, tū rán chū xiàn. |
| [02:02.04] | tā diāo zhe mì xuě ér, xiān xuè lín lí de qí! |
| [02:09.06] | xìng líng de shèng diàn, bēng kuì xià qù, bēng kuì xià qù |
| [02:18.00] | |
| [02:18.22] | xǐng lái shí wǒ bèi kǔn zài zhōng yang, de zhōng yang, shuǐ chí de zhōng yang. |
| [02:25.47] | mì xuě ér zhēng zhá zài àn shàng, de àn shàng, xuè po de àn shàng. |
| [02:31.88] | tā tī zhe tā de bái gǔ, tā de pí fū, tā de xiè zhí qiāng. |
| [02:38.23] | tā diū zhe tā de ròu, cháo wǒ de liǎn shàng, wǒ chún liáng de liǎn shàng. |
| [02:44.00] | |
| [02:44.03] | mì xuě ér, |
| [02:45.97] | nǐ guāng huá de pí fū, bāo zhù wǒ de zì bēi. |
| [02:49.42] | mì xuě ér, |
| [02:52.48] | nǐ chún jié de bái gǔ, chēng qǐ wǒ de shēn suì. |
| [02:55.85] | mi xué ér tā jiào wǒ mi xué ér, |
| [02:59.27] | ràng wǒ men chuān suō guò, chǔ zǐ bān gān hé de, |
| [03:02.11] | mi xué ér wǒ shì mì xuě ér, |
| [03:05.94] | ràng wǒ men yì qǐ zuò zhèng néng liàng mín zú de chǒng ér! |
| [03:12.42] | màn màn, chén dǐ ér |
| [03:18.20] | mào zhe pào ér, chén dǐ ér |
| [03:23.32] | fān zhe bái yǎn ér, chén dǐ ér |
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| [03:29.32][注：此调中女声不代表赵警官的女弟子。] |
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