| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 彭、赵 |
| [00:00.02] | 作词 : 彭、赵 |
| [00:00.07] | 《X人任务完成调》（这宇宙，多完美，就多你这一块肉） |
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| [00:00.37] | 构思：赵、彭 |
| [00:01.37] | 曲：彭、赵 |
| [00:02.37] | 词：彭、赵 |
| [00:03.37] | 编曲：赵、彭 |
| [00:04.37] | 人声：赵、彭、王 |
| [00:05.37] | 吉他、编程：赵 |
| [00:06.37] | 键盘：王 |
| [00:07.37] | 贝司：彭 |
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| [00:19.37] | 这宇宙让人闲得蛋疼！ |
| [00:21.48] | ——英仙座熔炉娇艳。 |
| [00:23.96] | 星星的脸上都是大坑！ |
| [00:26.18] | ——白矮星静美可怜。 |
| [00:28.50] | 我是高延津没有剪子！ |
| [00:30.67] | ——地球夏日遥远。 |
| [00:33.30] | 冲出去干掉这个宇航员！ |
| [00:35.71] | ——我等着返回人间。 |
| [00:40.00] | |
| [00:40.26] | 这仓库让人憋的肺疼！ |
| [00:42.27] | ——我抚摸她的照片。 |
| [00:44.65] | 这男的贱得让人抽疯！ |
| [00:47.31] | ——一张高大上的脸。 |
| [00:49.38] | 我是高登民没有刨子！ |
| [00:52.20] | ——等着我回到人间。 |
| [00:54.27] | 赤手空拳也要干掉这个宇航员！ |
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| [01:01.52] | 啦—— |
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| [01:16.02] | 你们是谁？ |
| [01:18.19] | 你们要干什么？ |
| [01:20.49] | 为什么X我？ |
| [01:22.84] | 你们把她怎么了？ |
| [01:16.17] | 你看我们披的这长发、这睫毛像是谁，像是谁？ |
| [01:20.56] | 你看我们手里这眼球、这ru头像是谁，像是谁？ |
| [01:25.20] | 你看我穿的，这双高跟鞋像是谁，像是谁？ |
| [01:29.94] | 你看这血、这美人儿、这yin水儿像是谁，像是谁？ |
| [01:34.00] | |
| [01:34.73] | 这宇宙，多秀美，就差你这一块肉！ |
| [01:39.46] | 那女人，多完美，就多你这一块肉！ |
| [01:43.89] | 这宇宙，多秀美，就差你这一块肉！ |
| [01:48.54] | 那女人，多完美，就多你这一块肉！ |
| [01:55.00] | |
| [01:55.37] | 我是高延津没有剪子。 |
| [02:00.58] | 我是高登民没有刨子。 |
| [02:05.22] | 她给钱的时候有点颤抖。 |
| [02:09.53] | 他飘进太空挤成肉球。 |
| [02:21.00] | |
| [02:21.30] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [02:24.59] | 我是老彭，我是赵警官， |
| [02:26.05] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [02:28.83] | 我们从地球给你们打电话！ |
| [02:30.70] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [02:33.48] | 我是老彭，我是赵警官， |
| [02:35.39] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [02:38.17] | 你们的任务完成了吗？ |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : peng zhao |
| [00:00.02] | zuo ci : peng zhao |
| [00:00.07] | X ren ren wu wan cheng diao zhe yu zhou, duo wan mei, jiu duo ni zhe yi kuai rou |
| [00:00.17] | |
| [00:00.37] | gou si: zhao peng |
| [00:01.37] | qu: peng zhao |
| [00:02.37] | ci: peng zhao |
| [00:03.37] | bian qu: zhao peng |
| [00:04.37] | ren sheng: zhao peng wang |
| [00:05.37] | ji ta bian cheng: zhao |
| [00:06.37] | jian pan: wang |
| [00:07.37] | bei si: peng |
| [00:08.37] | |
| [00:19.37] | zhe yu zhou rang ren xian de dan teng! |
| [00:21.48] | ying xian zuo rong lu jiao yan. |
| [00:23.96] | xing xing de lian shang dou shi da keng! |
| [00:26.18] | bai ai xing jing mei ke lian. |
| [00:28.50] | wo shi gao yan jin mei you jian zi! |
| [00:30.67] | di qiu xia ri yao yuan. |
| [00:33.30] | chong chu qu gan diao zhe ge yu hang yuan! |
| [00:35.71] | wo deng zhe fan hui ren jian. |
| [00:40.00] | |
| [00:40.26] | zhe cang ku rang ren bie de fei teng! |
| [00:42.27] | wo fu mo ta de zhao pian. |
| [00:44.65] | zhe nan de jian de rang ren chou feng! |
| [00:47.31] | yi zhang gao da shang de lian. |
| [00:49.38] | wo shi gao deng min mei you bao zi! |
| [00:52.20] | deng zhe wo hui dao ren jian. |
| [00:54.27] | chi shou kong quan ye yao gan diao zhe ge yu hang yuan! |
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| [01:01.52] | la |
| [01:16.00] | |
| [01:16.02] | ni men shi shui? |
| [01:18.19] | ni men yao gan shen me? |
| [01:20.49] | wei shi me X wo? |
| [01:22.84] | ni men ba ta zen me le? |
| [01:16.17] | ni kan wo men pi de zhe chang fa zhe jie mao xiang shi shui, xiang shi shui? |
| [01:20.56] | ni kan wo men shou li zhe yan qiu zhe ru tou xiang shi shui, xiang shi shui? |
| [01:25.20] | ni kan wo chuan de, zhe shuang gao gen xie xiang shi shui, xiang shi shui? |
| [01:29.94] | ni kan zhe xue zhe mei ren er zhe yin shui er xiang shi shui, xiang shi shui? |
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| [01:34.73] | zhe yu zhou, duo xiu mei, jiu cha ni zhe yi kuai rou! |
| [01:39.46] | na nv ren, duo wan mei, jiu duo ni zhe yi kuai rou! |
| [01:43.89] | zhe yu zhou, duo xiu mei, jiu cha ni zhe yi kuai rou! |
| [01:48.54] | na nv ren, duo wan mei, jiu duo ni zhe yi kuai rou! |
| [01:55.00] | |
| [01:55.37] | wo shi gao yan jin mei you jian zi. |
| [02:00.58] | wo shi gao deng min mei you bao zi. |
| [02:05.22] | ta gei qian de shi hou you dian chan dou. |
| [02:09.53] | ta piao jin tai kong ji cheng rou qiu. |
| [02:21.00] | |
| [02:21.30] | la la la la la la |
| [02:24.59] | wo shi lao peng, wo shi zhao jing guan, |
| [02:26.05] | la la la la la la |
| [02:28.83] | wo men cong di qiu gei ni men da dian hua! |
| [02:30.70] | la la la la la la |
| [02:33.48] | wo shi lao peng, wo shi zhao jing guan, |
| [02:35.39] | la la la la la la |
| [02:38.17] | ni men de ren wu wan cheng le ma? |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : péng zhào |
| [00:00.02] | zuò cí : péng zhào |
| [00:00.07] | X rén rèn wù wán chéng diào zhè yǔ zhòu, duō wán měi, jiù duō nǐ zhè yí kuài ròu |
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| [00:00.37] | gòu sī: zhào péng |
| [00:01.37] | qū: péng zhào |
| [00:02.37] | cí: péng zhào |
| [00:03.37] | biān qǔ: zhào péng |
| [00:04.37] | rén shēng: zhào péng wáng |
| [00:05.37] | jí tā biān chéng: zhào |
| [00:06.37] | jiàn pán: wáng |
| [00:07.37] | bèi sī: péng |
| [00:08.37] | |
| [00:19.37] | zhè yǔ zhòu ràng rén xián dé dàn téng! |
| [00:21.48] | yīng xiān zuò róng lú jiāo yàn. |
| [00:23.96] | xīng xīng de liǎn shàng dōu shì dà kēng! |
| [00:26.18] | bái ǎi xīng jìng měi kě lián. |
| [00:28.50] | wǒ shì gāo yán jīn méi yǒu jiǎn zi! |
| [00:30.67] | dì qiú xià rì yáo yuǎn. |
| [00:33.30] | chōng chū qù gàn diào zhè gè yǔ háng yuán! |
| [00:35.71] | wǒ děng zhe fǎn huí rén jiān. |
| [00:40.00] | |
| [00:40.26] | zhè cāng kù ràng rén biē de fèi téng! |
| [00:42.27] | wǒ fǔ mō tā de zhào piān. |
| [00:44.65] | zhè nán de jiàn dé ràng rén chōu fēng! |
| [00:47.31] | yī zhāng gāo dà shàng de liǎn. |
| [00:49.38] | wǒ shì gāo dēng mín méi yǒu bào zǐ! |
| [00:52.20] | děng zhe wǒ huí dào rén jiān. |
| [00:54.27] | chì shǒu kōng quán yě yào gàn diào zhè gè yǔ háng yuán! |
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| [01:01.52] | la |
| [01:16.00] | |
| [01:16.02] | nǐ men shì shuí? |
| [01:18.19] | nǐ men yào gàn shén me? |
| [01:20.49] | wèi shí me X wǒ? |
| [01:22.84] | nǐ men bǎ tā zěn me le? |
| [01:16.17] | nǐ kàn wǒ men pī de zhè cháng fà zhè jié máo xiàng shì shuí, xiàng shì shuí? |
| [01:20.56] | nǐ kàn wǒ men shǒu lǐ zhè yǎn qiú zhè ru tóu xiàng shì shuí, xiàng shì shuí? |
| [01:25.20] | nǐ kàn wǒ chuān de, zhè shuāng gāo gēn xié xiàng shì shuí, xiàng shì shuí? |
| [01:29.94] | nǐ kàn zhè xuè zhè měi rén ér zhè yin shuǐ ér xiàng shì shuí, xiàng shì shuí? |
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| [01:34.73] | zhè yǔ zhòu, duō xiù měi, jiù chà nǐ zhè yí kuài ròu! |
| [01:39.46] | nà nǚ rén, duō wán měi, jiù duō nǐ zhè yí kuài ròu! |
| [01:43.89] | zhè yǔ zhòu, duō xiù měi, jiù chà nǐ zhè yí kuài ròu! |
| [01:48.54] | nà nǚ rén, duō wán měi, jiù duō nǐ zhè yí kuài ròu! |
| [01:55.00] | |
| [01:55.37] | wǒ shì gāo yán jīn méi yǒu jiǎn zi. |
| [02:00.58] | wǒ shì gāo dēng mín méi yǒu bào zǐ. |
| [02:05.22] | tā gěi qián de shí hòu yǒu diǎn chàn dǒu. |
| [02:09.53] | tā piāo jìn tài kōng jǐ chéng ròu qiú. |
| [02:21.00] | |
| [02:21.30] | la la la la la la |
| [02:24.59] | wǒ shì lǎo péng, wǒ shì zhào jǐng guān, |
| [02:26.05] | la la la la la la |
| [02:28.83] | wǒ men cóng dì qiú gěi nǐ men dǎ diàn huà! |
| [02:30.70] | la la la la la la |
| [02:33.48] | wǒ shì lǎo péng, wǒ shì zhào jǐng guān, |
| [02:35.39] | la la la la la la |
| [02:38.17] | nǐ men de rèn wù wán chéng le ma? |
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