Song | Princess Rap Battle: Snow White vs. Elsa |
Artist | Whitney Avalon |
Artist | Katja Glieson |
Album | Princess Rap Battle: Snow White vs. Elsa |
[ti:Princess rap battle] | |
[ar:SNOW WHITE vs ELSA] | |
[al:] | |
[00:09.00] | SNOW WHITE:It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth |
[00:12.00] | I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth |
[00:14.00] | Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame |
[00:17.00] | The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame |
[00:20.00] | I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy |
[00:22.00] | I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy |
[00:25.00] | I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross |
[00:27.00] | I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss |
[00:30.00] | ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me? |
[00:32.00] | An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency |
[00:34.00] | You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks |
[00:36.00] | And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!) |
[00:40.00] | I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp |
[00:42.00] | You’re dopey. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp. |
[00:44.50] | That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice |
[00:47.00] | I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice |
[00:53.00] | SNOW WHITE:Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling |
[00:56.70] | At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling |
[00:59.60] | You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start |
[01:02.00] | But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart |
[01:04.50] | You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it |
[01:07.00] | Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it |
[01:10.00] | As for your powers, they’re hardly legit |
[01:12.00] | You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit |
[01:14.50] | Does it really count as magic if when you let it go |
[01:17.00] | The only thing that moves is ice and snow? |
[01:19.50] | I talk to animals and it always impresses |
[01:22.00] | You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses |
[01:25.00] | ELSA:That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game |
[01:27.70] | Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name |
[01:31.00] | And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh) |
[01:34.00] | And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? |
[01:36.30] | I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent |
[01:39.00] | You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent |
[01:41.00] | You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest |
[01:43.00] | I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest |
[01:46.00] | So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean |
[01:48.00] | You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen |
ti: Princess rap battle | |
ar: SNOW WHITE vs ELSA | |
al: | |
[00:09.00] | SNOW WHITE: It' s not lame that my aim here' s to tell you the truth |
[00:12.00] | I' ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth |
[00:14.00] | Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame |
[00:17.00] | The fact that you can' t claim the same is really a shame |
[00:20.00] | I' m the original princess, you' re a copy of a copy |
[00:22.00] | I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy |
[00:25.00] | I' m fragile but agile, rarely cross |
[00:27.00] | I am sweet, you can tweet, I' m a treat, like a boss |
[00:30.00] | ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me? |
[00:32.00] | An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency |
[00:34.00] | You got no skills ' cuz you' re focused on your looks |
[00:36.00] | And let' s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks Hi, ho! |
[00:40.00] | I' ve heard you sing it' s a highpitched chirp |
[00:42.00] | You' re dopey. SNOW: You' re grumpy. ELSA: You' re a bashful twerp. |
[00:44.50] | That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice |
[00:47.00] | I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice |
[00:53.00] | SNOW WHITE: Um, you should know, that' s not singing, you' re just yelling |
[00:56.70] | At least now I can' t heard the mean lies you' re telling |
[00:59.60] | You could' ve grieved with your sister from the start |
[01:02.00] | But no, you' re the one who' s really got a frozen heart |
[01:04.50] | You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it |
[01:07.00] | Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it |
[01:10.00] | As for your powers, they' re hardly legit |
[01:12.00] | You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit |
[01:14.50] | Does it really count as magic if when you let it go |
[01:17.00] | The only thing that moves is ice and snow? |
[01:19.50] | I talk to animals and it always impresses |
[01:22.00] | You' re just a blonde snowblower in sparkly dresses |
[01:25.00] | ELSA: That' s right, manipulating snow, I' m the best at that game |
[01:27.70] | Which means you' re under my control ' cuz that' s your stupid name |
[01:31.00] | And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? Duh |
[01:34.00] | And who needs a man to save and kiss ya? |
[01:36.30] | I' m savvy, strong, single, and so independent |
[01:39.00] | You' re the weakest role model while I am transcendent |
[01:41.00] | You' re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest |
[01:43.00] | I' m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest |
[01:46.00] | So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean |
[01:48.00] | You' re one ditzy princess, I' m a motherf' ing queen |