| [00:04.59] | 谁在写C++，又溢出啦 |
| [00:11.23] | 谁在改搭框架，又报错啦 |
| [00:18.31] | 谁在编新算法，死循环啦 |
| [00:25.59] | 兼容性是渣渣 |
| [00:31.81] | 用派森大法，一天写一千八 |
| [00:38.74] | 用卢比大法，一天写两千八 |
| [00:45.67] | C++大法，一天写八十八 |
| [00:53.00] | 大括号好啊 |
| [01:01.09] | 算法马上要挂，大腿在哪 |
| [01:07.91] | BUG有八千八，怎么去查 |
| [01:14.95] | 快给我金坷垃，吸氮磷钾 |
| [01:22.02] | 回家去种庄稼 |
| [01:28.36] | 学了C++，内存理不清啦 |
| [01:35.38] | 嘎噼里啪啦，全都是报错啦 |
| [01:42.37] | 断点八十八，编译通不过啦 |
| [01:49.36] | 烫烫烫烫塌 |
| [01:56.43] | 写代码时卡，编译时也很卡 |
| [02:03.56] | 安卓四也卡，kitkat kitkat kitkat |
| [02:10.65] | 连开机都卡 |
| [02:13.99] | 灯等灯不亮啦 |
| [02:17.62] | 该被回收啦 |
| [02:24.63] | 回收价十八，吃不起饭啦 |
| [02:38.63] | 改卖煎饼果子啦 |
| [02:49.36] | 月入三万八，不再是梦想啦 |
| [02:56.47] | 比蓝翔发达，比青鸟也发达 |
| [03:03.37] | 去新东方啦，学费还要千把 |
| [03:10.59] | 两套房有啦 啪啪 |
| [03:17.74] | 谁在写算法，键盘在啪啪啪 |
| [03:24.68] | 不再写算法，颈椎病也好啦 |
| [03:31.67] | 煎饼果子香，能飘一百里八 |
| [03:38.85] | 心情太好了 |
| [03:46.90] | 不再学西加加，生活好啦 |
| [03:53.74] | 数据库的逻辑，都理清啦 |
| [04:00.90] | OJ的算法题，随便C啦 |
| [04:07.83] | 都是在做梦啦 |
| [04:13.03] |
| [00:04.59] | shui zai xie C, you yi chu la |
| [00:11.23] | shui zai gai da kuang jia, you bao cuo la |
| [00:18.31] | shui zai bian xin suan fa, si xun huan la |
| [00:25.59] | jian rong xing shi zha zha |
| [00:31.81] | yong pai sen da fa, yi tian xie yi qian ba |
| [00:38.74] | yong lu bi da fa, yi tian xie liang qian ba |
| [00:45.67] | C da fa, yi tian xie ba shi ba |
| [00:53.00] | da kuo hao hao a |
| [01:01.09] | suan fa ma shang yao gua, da tui zai na |
| [01:07.91] | BUG you ba qian ba, zen me qu cha |
| [01:14.95] | kuai gei wo jin ke la, xi dan lin jia |
| [01:22.02] | hui jia qu zhong zhuang jia |
| [01:28.36] | xue le C, nei cun li bu qing la |
| [01:35.38] | ga pi li pa la, quan dou shi bao cuo la |
| [01:42.37] | duan dian ba shi ba, bian yi tong bu guo la |
| [01:49.36] | tang tang tang tang ta |
| [01:56.43] | xie dai ma shi ka, bian yi shi ye hen ka |
| [02:03.56] | an zhuo si ye ka, kitkat kitkat kitkat |
| [02:10.65] | lian kai ji dou ka |
| [02:13.99] | deng deng deng bu liang la |
| [02:17.62] | gai bei hui shou la |
| [02:24.63] | hui shou jia shi ba, chi bu qi fan la |
| [02:38.63] | gai mai jian bing guo zi la |
| [02:49.36] | yue ru san wan ba, bu zai shi meng xiang la |
| [02:56.47] | bi lan xiang fa da, bi qing niao ye fa da |
| [03:03.37] | qu xin dong fang la, xue fei hai yao qian ba |
| [03:10.59] | liang tao fang you la pa pa |
| [03:17.74] | shui zai xie suan fa, jian pan zai pa pa pa |
| [03:24.68] | bu zai xie suan fa, jing zhui bing ye hao la |
| [03:31.67] | jian bing guo zi xiang, neng piao yi bai li ba |
| [03:38.85] | xin qing tai hao le |
| [03:46.90] | bu zai xue xi jia jia, sheng huo hao la |
| [03:53.74] | shu ju ku de luo ji, dou li qing la |
| [04:00.90] | OJ de suan fa ti, sui bian C la |
| [04:07.83] | dou shi zai zuo meng la |
| [04:13.03] |
| [00:04.59] | shuí zài xiě C, yòu yì chū la |
| [00:11.23] | shuí zài gǎi dā kuàng jià, yòu bào cuò la |
| [00:18.31] | shuí zài biān xīn suàn fǎ, sǐ xún huán la |
| [00:25.59] | jiān róng xìng shì zhā zhā |
| [00:31.81] | yòng pài sēn dà fǎ, yì tiān xiě yī qiān bā |
| [00:38.74] | yòng lú bǐ dà fǎ, yì tiān xiě liǎng qiān bā |
| [00:45.67] | C dà fǎ, yì tiān xiě bā shí bā |
| [00:53.00] | dà kuò hào hǎo a |
| [01:01.09] | suàn fǎ mǎ shàng yào guà, dà tuǐ zài nǎ |
| [01:07.91] | BUG yǒu bā qiān bā, zěn me qù chá |
| [01:14.95] | kuài gěi wǒ jīn kē lā, xī dàn lín jiǎ |
| [01:22.02] | huí jiā qù zhǒng zhuāng jià |
| [01:28.36] | xué le C, nèi cún lǐ bù qīng la |
| [01:35.38] | gā pī lǐ pā lā, quán dōu shì bào cuò la |
| [01:42.37] | duàn diǎn bā shí bā, biān yì tōng bù guò la |
| [01:49.36] | tàng tàng tàng tàng tā |
| [01:56.43] | xiě dài mǎ shí kǎ, biān yì shí yě hěn kǎ |
| [02:03.56] | ān zhuō sì yě kǎ, kitkat kitkat kitkat |
| [02:10.65] | lián kāi jī dōu kǎ |
| [02:13.99] | dēng děng dēng bù liàng la |
| [02:17.62] | gāi bèi huí shōu la |
| [02:24.63] | huí shōu jià shí bā, chī bù qǐ fàn la |
| [02:38.63] | gǎi mài jiān bǐng guǒ zǐ la |
| [02:49.36] | yuè rù sān wàn bā, bù zài shì mèng xiǎng la |
| [02:56.47] | bǐ lán xiáng fā dá, bǐ qīng niǎo yě fā dá |
| [03:03.37] | qù xīn dōng fāng la, xué fèi hái yào qiān bǎ |
| [03:10.59] | liǎng tào fáng yǒu la pā pā |
| [03:17.74] | shuí zài xiě suàn fǎ, jiàn pán zài pā pā pā |
| [03:24.68] | bù zài xiě suàn fǎ, jǐng zhuī bìng yě hǎo la |
| [03:31.67] | jiān bǐng guǒ zǐ xiāng, néng piāo yī bǎi lǐ bā |
| [03:38.85] | xīn qíng tài hǎo le |
| [03:46.90] | bù zài xué xī jiā jiā, shēng huó hǎo la |
| [03:53.74] | shù jù kù de luó ji, dōu lǐ qīng la |
| [04:00.90] | OJ de suàn fǎ tí, suí biàn C la |
| [04:07.83] | dōu shì zài zuò mèng la |
| [04:13.03] |
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