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I took her with me |
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To the Chris*******as office party, mistake |
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She did a line and started |
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Spouting all her liberal garbage |
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Bro, I'm so ashamed |
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I never heard such *******t in all my life |
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I hoped one day to mold you |
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Into the perfect wife |
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But you blew my hopes sky high |
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The ******* went nutz |
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Started talking about politics |
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In front of all my bosses |
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Bull*******t from the |
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InternetThe ******* went nutz |
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I'll never be a partner at this rate |
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Not with Jane ******* |
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Fonda Jr as my date |
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Oh no, oh no, no, oh |
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It took me and a couple of men to restrain her |
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You should've seen her |
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When she freaked out and keyed |
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John Franklin |
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Jr'*******rand new |
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BeamerShe called us biggets with her fist in the air |
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair |
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Now they think that |
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I'm a ******* asshole |
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The ******* went nutz |
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Started talking about vegetables |
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To the wives of all my coworkers |
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Yeah, cruelty to animals |
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She thinks because she reads books |
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She must be smarter |
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But now when |
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I close my eyes |
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I'll be ******* |
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Jimmy Carter |
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Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no |
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Couldn't you have just nodded and smile |
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From nine to twelve pm |
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Instead of telling your conspiracy theories |
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To all my bosses and all my friends? |
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The ******* went nutz |
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Started putting down the |
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Christians |
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And all about what the white man |
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Did to the |
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IndiansHow could |
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I know that she never done blow before? |
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She shouted, ******* |
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******* Cheney |
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And then she puked on the |
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Franklin's floor |
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Oh no, oh no, oh no, no |
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Oh no, no, oh no, oh right |